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Seventy-year-old woman busted with marijuana at Dulles Airport-
Posted by: curious ()
Date: June 25, 2009 10:15PM

From the Fairfax Times Crime Report:
http://www.fairfaxtimes.com/news/2009/jun/25/fairfax-crime-week/

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Seventy-year-old woman busted with marijuana at Dulles Airport

Unless she intended to write a book on German marijuana, the “reference material” an elderly traveler presented to Customs and Border Protection (CPB) officers at Washington-Dulles International Airport on Wednesday afternoon won’t help much anymore.

Anna Maria Faris, 70, a legal permanent resident of the U.S., was arrested after CBP officers seized 222.9 grams, about a half a pound, of marijuana in 86 packets that were concealed inside a newspaper wrapped bundle of Der Spiegel magazines. Faris claimed that the magazines were research material for a book she was writing on Germany.

“This seizure epitomizes CBP’s constant vigilance at our nation’s ports of entry,” said Christopher Hess, CBP Port Director for the Port of Washington. “On the cover, she looks like any elderly traveler returning from a foreign visit, but that’s why we turn the page and look inside. We can not afford to let down our guard, even for someone who presents a non-threatening appearance.”

Faris arrived to Dulles aboard a flight from Germany via Amsterdam at about 3:15 p.m. on Wednesday, and was referred to a secondary baggage inspection. Inside one of her four luggage bags, officers discovered a bundle of magazines which emanated the scent of marijuana. A field test proved positive.

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Re: Seventy-year-old woman busted with marijuana at Dulles Airport-
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: June 25, 2009 10:58PM

Wow, those constantly vigilant CBP folks make me feel so safe.

Just think of the mayhem that would have ensued if that 70 year old lady had been allowed to enter the country with a half-pound of marijuana.

We really dodged a bullet on that one!

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Re: Seventy-year-old woman busted with marijuana at Dulles Airport-
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: June 26, 2009 01:44AM

thats one old bitch i'd hang out with

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Re: Seventy-year-old woman busted with marijuana at Dulles Airport-
Posted by: ffxstoner ()
Date: June 26, 2009 01:57AM

My grandma got caught i asked her to bring me back a half pound of ganja from amsterdam and i told her it was tea and she got caught :(

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Re: Seventy-year-old woman busted with marijuana at Dulles Airport-
Posted by: curious ()
Date: June 26, 2009 03:27AM

"My grandma got caught i asked her to bring me back a half pound of ganja from amsterdam and i told her it was tea and she got caught :("

Finally, the truth . . . .

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Re: Seventy-year-old woman busted with marijuana at Dulles Airport-
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: June 26, 2009 07:46AM

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Re: Seventy-year-old woman busted with marijuana at Dulles Airport-
Posted by: GMU Hokie ()
Date: June 26, 2009 08:09PM

Sounds like an old hippie chick to me . . .

You know what the hippies used to say: Take a toke and hold the smoke.

Sorry, Bill Clinton. It means you must inhale.

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Re: Seventy-year-old woman busted with marijuana at Dulles Airport-
Posted by: Dwight. ()
Date: June 26, 2009 09:11PM

relax and take notes while i take tokes of the marijuana smoke - said the old lady.

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Re: Seventy-year-old woman busted with marijuana at Dulles Airport-
Posted by: JayBee ()
Date: June 27, 2009 01:25PM

I, for one, feel safer knowing that a 70 tear-old is behind bars for trying to bring some marijuana into the good 'ole US of A. I applaud ye CBP officers who took a great risk to apprehend this scofflaw. About the only danger this woman really presented was emptying the local 7-11 of its Frito supply.

No one has ever overdosed on Marijuana. Let's make it a misdemeanor to possess.

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Re: Seventy-year-old woman busted with marijuana at Dulles Airport-
Posted by: ffxstoner ()
Date: June 28, 2009 01:23AM

JayBee Wrote:
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> I, for one, feel safer knowing that a 70 tear-old
> is behind bars for trying to bring some marijuana
> into the good 'ole US of A. I applaud ye CBP
> officers who took a great risk to apprehend this
> scofflaw. About the only danger this woman really
> presented was emptying the local 7-11 of its Frito
> supply.
>
> No one has ever overdosed on Marijuana. Let's make
> it a misdemeanor to possess.


It is a misdemeanor for possession of less then half an o (14.17gs) of marijuana.

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Re: Seventy-year-old woman busted with marijuana at Dulles Airport-
Posted by: JayBee ()
Date: June 28, 2009 09:59PM

I meant THAT much, not less than half an O. She had half a pound.

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Re: Seventy-year-old woman busted with marijuana at Dulles Airport-
Posted by: FoolSmacker ()
Date: June 28, 2009 11:03PM

curious Wrote:

> Anna Maria Faris, 70, a legal permanent resident
> of the U.S.....

Anna Faris is 70??? She has aged very well!!
Attachments:
anna-faris.jpg

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Re: Seventy-year-old woman busted with marijuana at Dulles Airport-
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: June 29, 2009 12:40AM

That explains it!





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/29/2009 12:54AM by Thurston Moore.

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Re: Seventy-year-old woman busted with marijuana at Dulles Airport-
Posted by: hoot hoot woot woot ()
Date: June 29, 2009 05:02AM

marijuana make me wanna stick my pee pee in her gina

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