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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Squaker ()
Date: December 31, 2015 04:26PM

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Squaker ()
Date: December 31, 2015 04:32PM

1-Adam-12, 1-Adam-12. See the asshole by the side of the road...
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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: FVYFK ()
Date: December 31, 2015 04:48PM

side street driver Wrote:
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> Thukn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > side street driver Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > > The responses from you and your sock puppets
> > would
> > > indicate otherwise. In fact, it bothers you
> so
> > > much, you'll post more responses!
> >
> >
> > He has to. His egomania forces it. He MUST
> > respond. He can't just let it go. It eats
> away
> > at him. You can play this idiot for days. lol
>
>
> Good to know. What bothers him more though - when
> I respond or when I don't respond?


Responding obviously. You know that you're getting to him when he has to declare victory and break out the alternate personalities to affirm to himself how awesome he is.

He MUST have the last word. Sometimes when he gets really frustrated he'll let it go for a day or two. But it slowly eats away at him knowing that it's out there. He'll then try to sneak back and post so that he'll 'win.' lmao!

Just keep ringing that bell. He can't help but respond to it. Classic neurotic behavior.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: side street driver ()
Date: December 31, 2015 05:38PM

FVYFK Wrote:
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> side street driver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thukn Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > side street driver Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > >
> > > > The responses from you and your sock
> puppets
> > > would
> > > > indicate otherwise. In fact, it bothers
> you
> > so
> > > > much, you'll post more responses!
> > >
> > >
> > > He has to. His egomania forces it. He MUST
> > > respond. He can't just let it go. It eats
> > away
> > > at him. You can play this idiot for days.
> lol
> >
> >
> > Good to know. What bothers him more though -
> when
> > I respond or when I don't respond?
>
>
> Responding obviously. You know that you're
> getting to him when he has to declare victory and
> break out the alternate personalities to affirm to
> himself how awesome he is.
>
> He MUST have the last word. Sometimes when he
> gets really frustrated he'll let it go for a day
> or two. But it slowly eats away at him knowing
> that it's out there. He'll then try to sneak back
> and post so that he'll 'win.' lmao!
>
> Just keep ringing that bell. He can't help but
> respond to it. Classic neurotic behavior.

I see your point. He's gone off the deep end. While it'd be fun to fuck with thus imbecile all night, I have some plans for the evening. No doubt, he'll be sitting around posting multiple times under multiple names.

Once again...

1. Posting under multiple sock puppet names? Check

2. Feebly attempting to claim some sort of victory after getting thoroughly stomped? Check

3. Compulsive need to respond no matter what? Check

He's achieved the trifecta of butthurtedness!

Something tells me this assclown won't make a resolution to get any smarter this new year. He's a dolt for life!

Talk to you in 2016!

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Man down, man down... ()
Date: December 31, 2015 07:02PM

We need a c-collar here, stat...
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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Badass Ben ()
Date: December 31, 2015 07:45PM

side street driver Wrote:
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> You think you and your sock puppets have accomplisjphed anything?

I got news for you, Little Miss Pansy. However many of them there are, they've shown you to be a total dick. The options you were given earlier were correct. You can sit on 123 in the morning, or you can take the longer but sometimes faster bypass routes around town. Cut-throughs are a non-starter. They only slow you down. Everyone knows that.

> I see your reading comprehension skills are as
> piss poor as your navigational skills. I indicated
> I'd cut down Park from Cedar. My point of origin
> along Cedar was never indicated, idiot. I could be
> coming from 29 or Gallows or anywhere in between.

So spill the beans, jackass. If you weren't coming from Park and Cedar, where WERE you coming from? Go ahead and say Gallows again so we can laugh at you some more.

> The responses from you and your sock puppets would
> indicate otherwise. In fact, it bothers you so
> much, you'll post more responses!

It's an internet forum, missy. People post here. Often they post just to correct the dumb shit that stupid fucks post. That's how it works. The people who jump you for saying dumb shit about Vienna might come from anywhere. They only need to know more than you do about the place, and plainly that's not hard to do at all.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: The other half ()
Date: December 31, 2015 07:47PM

Oh my god! It's Badass Ben. Women and children first!

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Asshole...sezwut? ()
Date: December 31, 2015 08:39PM

Badass Ben Wrote:
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> side street driver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You think you and your sock puppets have
> accomplisjphed anything?
>
> I got news for you, Little Miss Pansy. However
> many of them there are, they've shown you to be a
> total dick. The options you were given earlier
> were correct. You can sit on 123 in the morning,
> or you can take the longer but sometimes faster
> bypass routes around town. Cut-throughs are a
> non-starter. They only slow you down. Everyone
> knows that.
>
> > I see your reading comprehension skills are as
> > piss poor as your navigational skills. I
> indicated
> > I'd cut down Park from Cedar. My point of
> origin
> > along Cedar was never indicated, idiot. I could
> be
> > coming from 29 or Gallows or anywhere in
> between.
>
> So spill the beans, jackass. If you weren't
> coming from Park and Cedar, where WERE you coming
> from? Go ahead and say Gallows again so we can
> laugh at you some more.
>
> > The responses from you and your sock puppets
> would
> > indicate otherwise. In fact, it bothers you so
> > much, you'll post more responses!
>
> It's an internet forum, missy. People post here.
> Often they post just to correct the dumb shit that
> stupid fucks post. That's how it works. The
> people who jump you for saying dumb shit about
> Vienna might come from anywhere. They only need
> to know more than you do about the place, and
> plainly that's not hard to do at all.


^ Another New Year's alone for the Vienna Asshole...

lulz

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Traffic reporter ()
Date: January 01, 2016 08:47AM

side street driver Wrote:
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> I've got a hankering for some Anita's today. I think I'll cut
> down Park from Cedar, then onto Locust and Branch. Echols then
> Berry and only have to endure Maple for a few> dozen feet.
> Works for me! You'll just have to suck it up!

I don't get it. Is the point to prove that you can get from one point in Vienna to another point in Vienna without going on 123? I think that would have been widely known.

Also, if you wanted to get to Anita's from the Cedar Park apartments, why not just go town Park Street to 123 and then to Anita's? Why would anyone do all that stop-and-go zig-zagging when you don't have to?

And as was noted already, if you were coming from the area of Gallows Road and Cedar Lane, you would have skipped Park Street entirely and used Electric Avenue instead.

From the number of fundamental errors you make about traffic in the Vienna area, I don't think you drive there at all.

Happy New Year by the way.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: side street driver ()
Date: January 01, 2016 09:54AM

Wow! You've outdone yourself. I guess spending New Years Eve alone gave you some extra time on your hands!

Multiple posts under multiple names. You even went so far as to register a name, post under it, and then respond to it with one of your sock puppets!

Oh, as for using Electric, there's some major roadwork going on there for a few more weeks with detours and all. It started last summer. Perhaps YOU should familiarize yourself with the area a bit more.

Sock puppet responses in 3...2...1...

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: GDKNx ()
Date: January 01, 2016 01:06PM

side street driver Wrote:
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> LOL.... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Just two words are needed here to sum up your
> > situation:
> >
> > GAME OVER!
>
>
> It was over when you decided to respond under
> three different names. Your butthurtedness was in
> full display for all to see. It was over when you
> demonstrated your complete lack of understanding
> about local traffic and local traffic patterns.
> You just proved it with your last post. No
> substance, all ad hominem.
>
> Get out of your mom's Vienna basement sometime.
> Until then, expect to have your worthless,
> pathetic, lying ass handed to you on a regular
> basis. Meanwhile, I'll be slicing and dicing my
> way through Vienna the same way I sliced and diced
> my way through your butthurt bullshit! You simply
> wish you could navigate your way around 123 and
> 29. You're just too damn stupid to do so!

No substance is indicated in wordy post attempting to prove an unfounded claim.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL.... ()
Date: January 02, 2016 03:04PM

side street driver Wrote:
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> I guess spending New Years Eve alone gave you some extra time
> on your hands!

Hahaha! Divided New Year's Eve and New Year's Day between our places here and in the city. That would be the BIG city...the REAL city...NOT the dismal, dusty and decaying ghost of a faded-out one-time suburb that your sorry ass is eternally stuck in.

> Oh, as for using Electric, there's some major roadwork going on
> there for a few more weeks with detours and all. It started last
> summer. Perhaps YOU should familiarize yourself with the area a
> bit more.

OMG! The dumbass has committed yet another hyper-glaring google maps error! Somehow you manage to make yourself look even more stupid with each passing post! What's actually closed is several blocks of Follin Lane between Echols and 123. That means there is exactly NOTHING WHATSOEVER to prevent anyone coming from the area of Cedar Lane and Gallows Road from using Electric Avenue to get over to Anita's. They would simply follow the very same route that they always do, keeping in mind of course that none of them would have ever been stupid enough to follow your asshole-grade option of going all the way over to Park Street first. Only a total moron would ever do that, but since you don't know shit from shinola about Vienna streets, you just royally screw all that up all over the place! What more would anyone expect though?

So keep on entertaining us here with your worse than feeble shit, asshole. Your uncanny ability to just flat out fuck stuff up is simply priceless!

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: FVYFK ()
Date: January 02, 2016 03:19PM

Yup, that's absolutely right. Not such a fan of Mexican food, but I do love the Fresh Market and hop over there from the Dunn Loring area on a regular basis, including earlier today. The place was jumping today for some reason. Everybody and his uncle had one of those $10 off a $50 purchase coupons, and I guess I just wasn't prepared for a madhouse reaction to that. Anyway, the detour off Follin at Echols forced me to make the very same turn I always make. A quick right onto either East or Berry would have taken me down to Anita's straight-away if I'd been going there. Somebody here just doesn't know what the hell he is talking about.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Thukn ()
Date: January 02, 2016 03:31PM

GDKNx Wrote:
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> No substance is indicated in wordy post attempting to prove
> an unfounded claim.

His problem is in attempting to prove utter falsehoods. Everything he says is a butthurt-driven load of envious bull-crap, so he's just got meaningless blah-blah-blah to go with here. Pretty pathetic all in all!

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Squaker ()
Date: January 02, 2016 03:34PM

Oooooooooooow!
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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: side street driver ()
Date: January 02, 2016 03:52PM

Wow! Starting 2016 off with a bang! 4 posts by you and your sock puppets in less than an hour! You were a boob in 2015 and a bigger boob in 2016!

LOL! The moron thinks traffic and backups can ONLY occur in ONE direction at ONE time during the day. What a maroon!

Oh, I live in a county. Just like you. Your city shit is just more of your nonsense.

Now, do you or one of your sock puppets want to respond first?

Whoever said you were obsessed was dead on. Something tells me that your idiocy will be entertaining me for some time!

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL.... ()
Date: January 02, 2016 04:55PM

Your ass has been CRUSHED, moron. Yes, AGAIN! Your claims to know the first fucking thing about the streets of Vienna have all been blown sky high. You're just an ignorant, babbling, fat-ass fucktard, and EVERYONE can see that plain as day.

Congratulations on making such a complete fucking fool of yourself. Do it again soon, please! LOLOLOLOL!!!

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Squaker ()
Date: January 02, 2016 06:04PM

Aww, poor little fellow. He doesn't look very happy.
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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Danth's Law ()
Date: January 02, 2016 07:10PM

LOL.... Wrote:
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> Your ass has been CRUSHED, moron. Yes, AGAIN!
> Your claims to know the first fucking thing about
> the streets of Vienna have all been blown sky
> high. You're just an ignorant, babbling, fat-ass
> fucktard, and EVERYONE can see that plain as day.
>
>
> Congratulations on making such a complete fucking
> fool of yourself. Do it again soon, please!
> LOLOLOLOL!!!


Danth's Law states:

“If you have to insist that you've won an Internet argument, you've probably lost badly."

Unfortunately, the majority of the time, declaring victory is just spin: a last desperate attempt to trick people into believing you came out on top (providing that they don't actually go and read the discussion, of course).

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL...zing@yourfaceplant.com ()
Date: January 02, 2016 07:19PM

LOL.... Wrote:
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> Your ass has been CRUSHED, moron. Yes, AGAIN!
> Your claims to know the first fucking thing about
> the streets of Vienna have all been blown sky
> high. You're just an ignorant, babbling, fat-ass
> fucktard, and EVERYONE can see that plain as day.
>
>
> Congratulations on making such a complete fucking
> fool of yourself. Do it again soon, please!
> LOLOLOLOL!!!


^

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL.... ()
Date: January 03, 2016 09:23AM

There isn't any room for doubt here, dumbfuck. You got your whiny little butt kicked. Every claim you tried to make made was shot down in flames. You did nothing here but humiliate your stupid-ass self. Just like always.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: side street driver ()
Date: January 03, 2016 09:45AM

More posts from the moron who thinks traffic and backups can ONLY occur in ONE direction at ONE time during the day. You've done nothing to improve your reputation as a colossal dipshit.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL.... ()
Date: January 03, 2016 10:32AM

You failed at every turn here, asshole. You just read google maps. You don't actually know the first damned thing about the streets or traffic in and around Vienna. You have proved that more than conclusively here. What you have produced is only one more gigantic FAILURE to add to what was already a very long list of them.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: side street driver ()
Date: January 03, 2016 10:42AM

LOL.... Wrote:
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> You failed at every turn here, asshole. You just
> read google maps. You don't actually know the
> first damned thing about the streets or traffic in
> and around Vienna. You have proved that more than
> conclusively here. What you have produced is only
> one more gigantic FAILURE to add to what was
> already a very long list of them.


Another post from the moron who thinks traffic and backups can ONLY occur in ONE direction at ONE time during the day. You've done nothimg to remove that stain from your reputation. Given that you believe that to be true, it's no wonder you can't find your way around once you get off of 123.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: stanley ()
Date: January 03, 2016 11:00AM

I truly believe you all are insane, and I am insane for going on this site. Good riddance!

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL.... ()
Date: January 03, 2016 11:21AM

You got your pimpled flabby butt kicked BIG TIME, you red-faced, red-assed dumbshit. Traffic on 123-N is backed up in the MORNING. Taking a needless trip around the AM bypass routes in the afternoon/evening is simply a braindead stupid-fuck thing to do. So is thinking that travel from the Cedar Park apartments to Anita's without using 123 is some sort of clever triumph when it would only slow things down. The sane person would have ignored your dumb-ass zig-zagging and sailed from Park straight down 123 to Anita's at that hour. A further belief that those from the Cedar Lane and Gallows Road area would utilize Park Street to reach Anita's was yet another completely ignorant fuck-up on your part, and so of course was the even worse know-nothing notion that current road work on Follin Lane would thwart plans to use Electric Avenue to reach Anita's from there. You have in fact done nothing here beyond providing example after example of your complete stooge-fuck ignorance with regard to any of the topics under discussion. Your time here has been utterly futile, and has earned you only more and more of the searing shame and humiliation that are owed to worthless monster stupid-shits.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: side street driver ()
Date: January 03, 2016 11:31AM

Another post from the moron who thinks traffic and backups can ONLY occur in ONE direction at ONE time during the day. You've done nothimg to remove that stain from your reputation. Given that you believe that to be true, it's no wonder you can't find your way around once you get off of 123.

Simply put, you're an immensely huge imbecile.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: just do it ()
Date: January 03, 2016 11:35AM

Why don't you 2 fags get a room and compare little cocks....this thread was about what?

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: gbw ()
Date: January 03, 2016 11:38AM

just do it Wrote:
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> Why don't you 2 fags get a room and compare little
> cocks....this thread was about what?


Exactly! Who gives a shit about Vienna. Stop.... just stop.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL.... ()
Date: January 03, 2016 11:57AM

just do it Wrote:
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> Why don't you 2 fags get a room and compare little
> cocks....this thread was about what?

This is a room. A room in which worthless ignorant assfuck stupid shits get the living shit kicked out of them. You don't have to watch if you don't want to.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL.... ()
Date: January 03, 2016 11:59AM

gbw Wrote:
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> Exactly! Who gives a shit about Vienna. Stop....just stop.

Bump, bump, bump, bump bump. The display of your humiliating ass-kicking just keeps on being pushed up the page.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Sleepytown ()
Date: January 03, 2016 12:07PM

Get a mattress, you two. And say, THERE'S CRAZY DEALS ON MATTRESSES THIS WEEK IN vIENNA, WHERE THE STREETS ARE PAVED WITH MATTRESS BARGAINS!

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: just do it AGAIN ()
Date: January 03, 2016 12:10PM

You can fill the "room" with mattresses dick smokers...all the VIENNA traffic is going to buy Mattresses.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL.... ()
Date: January 03, 2016 12:24PM

side street driver Wrote:
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> Get a mattress, you two. And say, THERE'S CRAZY
> DEALS ON MATTRESSES THIS WEEK IN vIENNA, WHERE THE
> STREETS ARE PAVED WITH MATTRESS BARGAINS!

Looks like you can't get one at Mattress Discounters anymore. Vienna is tied now with much smaller Falls Church City with three mattress stores, although two of the Vienna ones are a good deal more upscale than most.

Otherwise, this was just a grade-school, duck-and-cover post put up in hopes of diverting attention from the ridiculously severe and brutal beating you suffered here.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: side street driver ()
Date: January 03, 2016 12:38PM

By all means, keep bumping the page for all to see the idiocy of you and your sock puppets. You lost the moment you cowardly posted under multiple sock puppets. You're nothing but a big dumb pussy.

Remember, you're the moron who thinks traffic and backups can ONLY occur in ONE direction at ONE time during the day. You've done nothimg to remove that stain from your reputation. Given that you believe that to be true, it's no wonder you can't find your way around once you get off of 123.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL.... ()
Date: January 03, 2016 12:47PM

side street driver Wrote:
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> By all means, keep bumping the page for all to see
> the idiocy of you and your sock puppets. You lost
> the moment you cowardly posted under multiple sock
> puppets. You're nothing but a big dumb pussy.

Do tell, Stanley.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Squaker ()
Date: January 03, 2016 12:51PM

Aaaaaaaaaaah!!!
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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: side street driver ()
Date: January 03, 2016 02:44PM

LOL.... Wrote:
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> side street driver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > By all means, keep bumping the page for all to
> see
> > the idiocy of you and your sock puppets. You
> lost
> > the moment you cowardly posted under multiple
> sock
> > puppets. You're nothing but a big dumb pussy.
>
> Do tell, Stanley.


You just told us all. Your idiocy knows no end.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: dr. fill ()
Date: January 03, 2016 02:56PM

Sleepytown Wrote:
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> Get a mattress, you two. And say, THERE'S CRAZY
> DEALS ON MATTRESSES THIS WEEK IN vIENNA, WHERE THE
> STREETS ARE PAVED WITH MATTRESS BARGAINS!

It is only one guy having an argument with himself.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Beans 'n Franks ()
Date: January 03, 2016 04:08PM

I think this is a sock puppet having an argument with a sweater puppet...

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LULZing @ LOL... ()
Date: January 03, 2016 05:39PM

LOL.... Wrote:
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> just do it Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why don't you 2 fags get a room and compare
> little
> > cocks....this thread was about what?
>
> This is a room. A room in which worthless
> ignorant assfuck stupid shits get the living shit
> kicked out of them. You don't have to watch if
> you don't want to.



Fountain-push-faceplant.gif


^ LOL... the Asshole... 'winning' in white.

lulz

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: monty python ()
Date: January 03, 2016 05:58PM

LULZing @ LOL... Wrote:
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> LOL.... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > just do it Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Why don't you 2 fags get a room and compare
> > little
> > > cocks....this thread was about what?
> >
> > This is a room. A room in which worthless
> > ignorant assfuck stupid shits get the living
> shit
> > kicked out of them. You don't have to watch if
> > you don't want to.
>
>
>
> src="http://ano.lolcathost.org/pics/Fountain-push-
> faceplant.gif">
>
>
> ^ LOL... the Asshole... 'winning' in white.
>
> lulz

Asshole Spotter is just like the Black Knight. He has lost both arms and both legs, yet he cries out: "Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to ya! I'll bite your legs off!"

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL.... ()
Date: January 03, 2016 06:02PM

dr. fill Wrote:
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> It is only one guy having an argument with himself.

No, it's the same old envious stupid shit know-nothing asshole getting his nuts kicked up past his ears again by superior people who actually know what they are talking about. "True the Vote" is a genius compared to this half-wit. Of course, knowing the difference between morning and afternoon is all it would take to put this clown to shame.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL.... ()
Date: January 03, 2016 06:10PM

monty python Wrote:
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> Asshole Spotter is just like the Black Knight.

Woop, woop, woop! Ownage alert. All the spine of a Paris Hilton chihuahua.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: strunk ()
Date: January 03, 2016 06:40PM

LOL.... Wrote:
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> monty python Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Asshole Spotter is just like the Black Knight.
>
>
> Woop, woop, woop! Ownage alert. All the
> spine of a Paris Hilton chihuahua.

You sure have your knockers in a twist, don't you, little man? Did it really take you eight minutes to conceive that post. Perhaps you were fatigued by the effort expended on the previous one.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL.... ()
Date: January 03, 2016 06:51PM

strunk Wrote:
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> You sure have your knockers in a twist, don't you, little man?

The psychoses are all yours, you stupid little shit. As has happened so often before, you got your sorry ass handed to you here over and over and over again. One colossal fuck-up after another rammed right back down your pathetic little throat. These new layers of shame and humiliation will burn and burn within you, just as old ones have burned before. Suffer, you little twerp, Suffer for your sins. There is no redemption for you here.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Zach Lee ()
Date: January 03, 2016 07:03PM

monty python Wrote:
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>
> Asshole Spotter is just like the Black Knight. He
> has lost both arms and both legs, yet he cries
> out: "Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come
> back here and take what's coming to ya! I'll bite
> your legs off!"


Exactly. lol


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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Ying Ko ()
Date: January 03, 2016 07:20PM

strunk Wrote:
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> LOL.... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > monty python Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Asshole Spotter is just like the Black Knight.
>
> >
> >
> > Woop, woop, woop! Ownage alert. All
> the
> > spine of a Paris Hilton chihuahua.
>
> You sure have your knockers in a twist, don't you,
> little man? Did it really take you eight minutes
> to conceive that post. Perhaps you were fatigued
> by the effort expended on the previous one.

knickers

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: YelloMan ()
Date: January 03, 2016 08:31PM

I'm ok with knockers in a twist....but now you've gotten the pedant's tits in a wringer

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: strunker ()
Date: January 03, 2016 09:15PM

Ying Ko Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> strunk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LOL.... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > monty python Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Asshole Spotter is just like the Black
> Knight.
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > Woop, woop, woop! Ownage alert. All
> > the
> > > spine of a Paris Hilton chihuahua.
> >
> > You sure have your knockers in a twist, don't
> you,
> > little man? Did it really take you eight
> minutes
> > to conceive that post. Perhaps you were
> fatigued
> > by the effort expended on the previous one.
>
> knickers

Yes, but the "i" and the "o" are right next to each other on the keyboard, so Asshole Spotter's First Rule of Internet Orthography implies that there was no spelling mistake.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Barbara B. ()
Date: January 04, 2016 11:04AM

We live on Cedar Mill Court near Gallows and Cedar Lane. We use Electric Avenue to get over to Vienna all the time. The digging on Follin Lane has made no difference at all, and the person saying otherwise simply doesn't know what she is talking about. One of the nice things about living where we do is that we can drive up or down Gallows to get to all the nice things at Tysons or Merrifield, and we can use Electric to reach all the shopping and restaurants in Vienna. I suppose we could use Idylwood to get over to Falls Church as well, but let's face it, there's nothing there. Now that the Burger King is gone, the only time we go there is when the Giant in Vienna is out of the kitty litter we like. Then we go over to the one in Falls Church to see if they have it.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: January 04, 2016 12:37PM

strunker Wrote:
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> Yes, but the "i" and the "o" are right next to each other on the
> keyboard, so Asshole Spotter's First Rule of Internet Orthography
> implies that there was no spelling mistake.

As anyone with an understanding of keyboarding would know, the brains of those humans who have one work much harder on figuring out what to say rather than how to key it. As the result of such loose finger-supervision, familiar keystroke patterns can easily appear where they do not actually belong. Words that end in -ton for instance can suddenly appear as ending in -tion. "It's" and "their" and "your" can easily appear where their homophones ought to have been, this in part because in real time, people actually key from what they hear in their head, rather than from what they see on some draft that they are typing from.

Shared with the related art of typing of course is the key-next-door problem. That's a simple physical miscue that is most common among hunt-and-peck enthusiasts. Those who have had classical keyboard training make many fewer such errors.

The red flags for actual dumbness here come from the wrong word properly keyed. Calling someone a "looser," exclaiming that we should "close the boarders," or trying to explain the "tenants" of one's philosophy would be all too common examples. For all intensive purposes, these people do not deserve a new leash on life, and should simply be scalded on the spot.

Stupid would also be suggested of course if one were to proclaim that confusion between "e" and "o" was just a typo, especially it were to be followed by claims that those two keys are only five keys apart.

Most of these errors of course should just be dismissed as simple mistakes when they are one-time occurrences. It's when they appear a second and third time in short order that it becomes open season on stupid.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Markie's Mom ()
Date: January 04, 2016 02:02PM

Barbara B. Wrote:
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> We live on Cedar Mill Court near Gallows and Cedar
> Lane. We use Electric Avenue to get over to
> Vienna all the time. The digging on Follin Lane
> has made no difference at all, and the person
> saying otherwise simply doesn't know what she is
> talking about. One of the nice things about
> living where we do is that we can drive up or down
> Gallows to get to all the nice things at Tysons or
> Merrifield, and we can use Electric to reach all
> the shopping and restaurants in Vienna. I suppose
> we could use Idylwood to get over to Falls Church
> as well, but let's face it, there's nothing there.
> Now that the Burger King is gone, the only time
> we go there is when the Giant in Vienna is out of
> the kitty litter we like. Then we go over to the
> one in Falls Church to see if they have it.

We live on Wheystone, behind the Dunn Loring Post Office, and it's the same thing for us. My husband calls Gallows "The Strand" and we just cruise up and down. Tysons is one way and Merrifield/Yorktown the other. We love eating at Sea Pearl and Sweetwater, and the Metro and all our doctors are in that stretch as well. For groceries though, you can't do much better than Vienna, and since we're going there anyway, we take plenty of advantage of everything else they have to offer. Even though we don't actually live there, we consider ourselves honorary Viennese or whatever. And of course, we use Electric Avenue to get there, and of course, the roadwork on Follin Lane hasn't bothered us either. Some of the people on here must live in la-la-land.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: 7YX4b ()
Date: January 04, 2016 02:06PM

LOL... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> strunker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes, but the "i" and the "o" are right next to
> each other on the
> > keyboard, so Asshole Spotter's First Rule of
> Internet Orthography
> > implies that there was no spelling mistake.
>
> As anyone with an understanding of keyboarding
> would know, the brains of those humans who have
> one work much harder on figuring out what to say
> rather than how to key it. As the result of such
> loose finger-supervision, familiar keystroke
> patterns can easily appear where they do not
> actually belong. Words that end in -ton for
> instance can suddenly appear as ending in -tion.
> "It's" and "their" and "your" can easily appear
> where their homophones ought to have been, this in
> part because in real time, people actually key
> from what they hear in their head, rather than
> from what they see on some draft that they are
> typing from.
>
> Shared with the related art of typing of course is
> the key-next-door problem. That's a simple
> physical miscue that is most common among
> hunt-and-peck enthusiasts. Those who have had
> classical keyboard training make many fewer such
> errors.
>
> The red flags for actual dumbness here come from
> the wrong word properly keyed. Calling someone a
> "looser," exclaiming that we should "close the
> boarders," or trying to explain the "tenants" of
> one's philosophy would be all too common examples.
> For all intensive purposes, these people do not
> deserve a new leash on life, and should simply be
> scalded on the spot.
>
> Stupid would also be suggested of course if one
> were to proclaim that confusion between "e" and
> "o" was just a typo, especially it were to be
> followed by claims that those two keys are only
> five keys apart.
>
> Most of these errors of course should just be
> dismissed as simple mistakes when they are
> one-time occurrences. It's when they appear a
> second and third time in short order that it
> becomes open season on stupid.


Dude, you've got some real problems. lol

Seek help.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: It's sad ()
Date: January 04, 2016 02:07PM

Markie's Mom Wrote:
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> Barbara B. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We live on Cedar Mill Court near Gallows and
> Cedar
> > Lane. We use Electric Avenue to get over to
> > Vienna all the time. The digging on Follin
> Lane
> > has made no difference at all, and the person
> > saying otherwise simply doesn't know what she
> is
> > talking about. One of the nice things about
> > living where we do is that we can drive up or
> down
> > Gallows to get to all the nice things at Tysons
> or
> > Merrifield, and we can use Electric to reach
> all
> > the shopping and restaurants in Vienna. I
> suppose
> > we could use Idylwood to get over to Falls
> Church
> > as well, but let's face it, there's nothing
> there.
> > Now that the Burger King is gone, the only
> time
> > we go there is when the Giant in Vienna is out
> of
> > the kitty litter we like. Then we go over to
> the
> > one in Falls Church to see if they have it.
>
> We live on Wheystone, behind the Dunn Loring Post
> Office, and it's the same thing for us. My
> husband calls Gallows "The Strand" and we just
> cruise up and down. Tysons is one way and
> Merrifield/Yorktown the other. We love eating at
> Sea Pearl and Sweetwater, and the Metro and all
> our doctors are in that stretch as well. For
> groceries though, you can't do much better than
> Vienna, and since we're going there anyway, we
> take plenty of advantage of everything else they
> have to offer. Even though we don't actually live
> there, we consider ourselves honorary Viennese or
> whatever. And of course, we use Electric Avenue
> to get there, and of course, the roadwork on
> Follin Lane hasn't bothered us either. Some of
> the people on here must live in la-la-land.


You're not fooling anybody. lol

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Somersetter ()
Date: January 04, 2016 02:09PM

B. Robbins Wrote:
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> Closing on Church Street just off Lawyers on
> December 20th. Their Facebook page claims they're
> looking for another location.

Yeah, I was sorry to hear that. With Chase the Submarine having just opened a couple of doors down, I was looking forward to killing two birds with one stone on neighborhood walks come Springtime. I hope they do find another spot nearby. Their custard was different and mostly delicious.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: side street driver ()
Date: January 04, 2016 02:26PM

LOL! Now he's pretending to be a couple house fraus living off of Gallows! What a fucking sore loser.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: January 04, 2016 02:31PM

7YX4b Wrote:
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> Dude, you've got some real problems. lol Seek help.

Just be patient, asshole. Even your extreme butthurt will be covered by Obamacare one day. Meanwhile, there are bypass routes, but no effective cut-throughs to avoid 123 traffic in Vienna in the morning, Electric Avenue is an easy way to get to Anita's and such from the area around Gallows and Cedar Lane, morning is on one side of twelve noon and afternoon is on the other, and of course, it is still six keys from E to O.

Have a nice day, dumbfuck. All your hopes and dreams are shattered here.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Pan-seared asshole with leeks ()
Date: January 04, 2016 02:43PM

"Oh, as for using Electric, there's some major roadwork going on there for a few more weeks with detours and all. It started last summer. Perhaps YOU should familiarize yourself with the area a bit more."
-- side street dumbfuck

I don't think the hausfraus bought it. And they aren't the only ones with resources other than google maps. Stupid turd.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Badass Ben ()
Date: January 04, 2016 03:05PM

side street driver Wrote:
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> LOL! Now he's pretending to be a couple house fraus living off
> of Gallows! What a fucking sore loser.

Pay attention, you worthless pussy douchebag. You've got no mail, and these so-called "house fraus" have kicked the living shit out of you, just as everyone else does. Unlike you, they know full well that there is no "major roadwork" on Electric Avenue that would keep area residents from using it to reach Vienna. And that of course is exactly how they would go about that, not via some unbelievably stupid-shit notion that they should drive all the way down to Park Street instead. Only a total know-nothing dickwad could have thought that would be a good idea.

Your score so far: 0

You can go back to your chicken-shit cowering and cringing now.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/04/2016 03:06PM by Badass Ben.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Shirley Ardell Mason ()
Date: January 04, 2016 03:12PM

side street driver Wrote:
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> LOL! Now he's pretending to be a couple house
> fraus living off of Gallows! What a fucking sore
> loser.


Asshole... has to bring in his imaginary friends since all of the real people here can see that he's failing. lol

Guy's got some real issues.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: strunkest ()
Date: January 04, 2016 03:36PM

7YX4b Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> LOL... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > strunker Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Yes, but the "i" and the "o" are right next
> to
> > each other on the
> > > keyboard, so Asshole Spotter's First Rule of
> > Internet Orthography
> > > implies that there was no spelling mistake.
> >
> > As anyone with an understanding of keyboarding
> > would know, the brains of those humans who have
> > one work much harder on figuring out what to
> say
> > rather than how to key it. As the result of
> such
> > loose finger-supervision, familiar keystroke
> > patterns can easily appear where they do not
> > actually belong. Words that end in -ton for
> > instance can suddenly appear as ending in
> -tion.
> > "It's" and "their" and "your" can easily appear
> > where their homophones ought to have been, this
> in
> > part because in real time, people actually key
> > from what they hear in their head, rather than
> > from what they see on some draft that they are
> > typing from.
> >
> > Shared with the related art of typing of course
> is
> > the key-next-door problem. That's a simple
> > physical miscue that is most common among
> > hunt-and-peck enthusiasts. Those who have had
> > classical keyboard training make many fewer
> such
> > errors.
> >
> > The red flags for actual dumbness here come
> from
> > the wrong word properly keyed. Calling someone
> a
> > "looser," exclaiming that we should "close the
> > boarders," or trying to explain the "tenants"
> of
> > one's philosophy would be all too common
> examples.
> > For all intensive purposes, these people do
> not
> > deserve a new leash on life, and should simply
> be
> > scalded on the spot.
> >
> > Stupid would also be suggested of course if one
> > were to proclaim that confusion between "e" and
> > "o" was just a typo, especially it were to be
> > followed by claims that those two keys are only
> > five keys apart.
> >
> > Most of these errors of course should just be
> > dismissed as simple mistakes when they are
> > one-time occurrences. It's when they appear a
> > second and third time in short order that it
> > becomes open season on stupid.
>
>
> Dude, you've got some real problems. lol
>
> Seek help.

Yes, he does need help. I especially liked the line: "For all intensive purposes, these people do not deserve a new leash on life, and should simply be
scalded on the spot." He was hoping and praying that someone would take the bait.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Badass Ben ()
Date: January 04, 2016 03:42PM

Shirley Ardell Mason Wrote:
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> Asshole... has to bring in his imaginary friends
> since all of the real people here can see that
> he's failing. lol Guy's got some real issues.

Fuck you, Shirley. And the broken-down worthless-ass know-nothing horse you rode in on.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: side street driver ()
Date: January 04, 2016 03:42PM

Badass Ben Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> side street driver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LOL! Now he's pretending to be a couple house
> fraus living off
> > of Gallows! What a fucking sore loser.
>
> Pay attention, you worthless pussy douchebag.
> You've got no mail, and these so-called "house
> fraus" have kicked the living shit out of you,
> just as everyone else does. Unlike you, they know
> full well that there is no "major roadwork" on
> Electric Avenue that would keep area residents
> from using it to reach Vienna. And that of course
> is exactly how they would go about that, not via
> some unbelievably stupid-shit notion that they
> should drive all the way down to Park Street
> instead. Only a total know-nothing dickwad could
> have thought that would be a good idea.
>
> Your score so far: 0
>
> You can go back to your chicken-shit cowering and
> cringing now.

Wow! You used the name you registered just for this thread and me. I feel so honored. You, of course, remain an idiot. How about you register another name?

What will you pretend to be next?

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Free Clinic ()
Date: January 04, 2016 03:53PM

Badass Ben Wrote:
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> Shirley Ardell Mason Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Asshole... has to bring in his imaginary
> friends
> > since all of the real people here can see that
> > he's failing. lol Guy's got some real issues.
>
> Fuck you, Shirley. And the broken-down
> worthless-ass know-nothing horse you rode in on.


Truth hurts huh?

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: January 04, 2016 03:57PM

strunkest Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I especially liked the line: "For all intensive purposes,
> these people do not deserve a new leash on life, and should
> simply be scalded on the spot." He was hoping and praying
> that someone would take the bait.

There was no bait, my little moron. The line was simply a continuation in kind of the sorts of dumbfuck errors that book-shunning fucktards and middle-school dropout morons routinely make when attempting to use the English language. How many of them did you learn something from, by the way? All in all though, it's a doggy-dog world out there in this day in age, so we wouldn't to give anybody a bad wrap.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Albatross ()
Date: January 04, 2016 04:09PM

side street driver Wrote:
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> Wow! You used the name you registered just for this thread
> and me. I feel so honored. You, of course, remain an idiot.

I actually of course remain galactically superior to all sorry-ass stumbling incompetent loser-shit assholes.

> How about you register another name? What will you pretend
> to be next?

I don't pretend to be anything. All this smart just comes naturally to me. This makes it very easy for me to see right through all your spastic phony stupid shit. Too bad for you, you bottom-of-the-barrel dumbfuck.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: January 04, 2016 04:15PM

Free Clinic Wrote:
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> Truth hurts huh?

The truth is that "Shirley" is just a really bad attempt to pretend that there are others here who agree with you, when in fact every actual person in attendance realizes full well from what you have posted here that -- to be nice about it -- you are just a worthless lying ignorant douchebag toad.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: side street driver ()
Date: January 04, 2016 04:16PM

Albatross Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> side street driver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow! You used the name you registered just for
> this thread
> > and me. I feel so honored. You, of course,
> remain an idiot.
>
> I actually of course remain galactically superior
> to all sorry-ass stumbling incompetent loser-shit
> assholes.
>
> > How about you register another name? What will
> you pretend
> > to be next?
>
> I don't pretend to be anything. All this smart
> just comes naturally to me. This makes it very
> easy for me to see right through all your spastic
> phony stupid shit. Too bad for you, you
> bottom-of-the-barrel dumbfuck.


You showed yourself to be an idiot the moment you typed your first word in this thread. C'mon, register another sock puppet. It was so believable the first time you did it. Nobody knew it was you! LOL!

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Wowzer ()
Date: January 04, 2016 04:47PM

Are the police ultimately going to find some obese fucktard, dead in front of his computer, his hands locked around his own neck, a victim of self strangulation?

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL.... ()
Date: January 04, 2016 04:47PM

side street driver Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You showed yourself to be an idiot the moment you typed your
> first word in this thread. C'mon, register another sock puppet.
> It was so believable the first time you did it. Nobody knew
> it was you! LOL!

You have lost your bank on every bet you made here, asshole. Same as it ever was. All you ever do is lose here. One ass-pounding after another. It doesn't matter what the topic is, as your problem is that you are too fucking dumb, and that is something that you will never be able to overcome.

As for this thread in particular, you've got 123 and bypass routes. There are no viable northbound cut-throughs in Vienna. Morning is comprised of the first twelve hours in the day. From the Cedar Park apartments, One should simply take Park Street to 123 to get to Anita's for dinner. Those living near Gallows Road and Cedar Lane will not wish to use Park street to reach Vienna. They will wish instead to use Electric Avenue, and of course, there is no "major roadwork" that will stand to frustrate their intentions. That's a total of FIVE FATAL FUCK-UPS on your part asshole, just in this one little thread. What a sorry-ass record you leave in your miserably ignorant and self-destructive wake.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: side street driver ()
Date: January 04, 2016 04:50PM

LOL.... Wrote:
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> There are no viable northbound
> cut-throughs in Vienna.

Except for the ones mentioned and all the other ones! LOL!

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Governor of Vienna ()
Date: January 04, 2016 04:56PM

I demand that the abuse of Vienna and its citizens stop immediately. We will factor into our budget the cost of litigation necessary to have this website shut down.......... ah, fuck it. I get paid either way. Rage on people!

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: January 04, 2016 04:58PM

Wowzer Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Are the police ultimately going to find some obese
> fucktard, dead in front of his computer, his hands
> locked around his own neck, a victim of self
> strangulation?

Yo, moron. It's not possible to strangle yourself. That's why people turn to the use of ropes, belts, bedsheets, extension cords, neckties, and other forms of ligature. But how would a complete idiot like you ever come to know a thing like that -- or much of anything else for that matter? What a colossally useless dumbfuck.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: strunkest ()
Date: January 04, 2016 05:14PM

LOL... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> strunkest Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I especially liked the line: "For all intensive
> purposes,
> > these people do not deserve a new leash on life,
> and should
> > simply be scalded on the spot." He was hoping
> and praying
> > that someone would take the bait.
>
> There was no bait, my little moron. The line was
> simply a continuation in kind of the sorts of
> dumbfuck errors that book-shunning fucktards and
> middle-school dropout morons routinely make when
> attempting to use the English language. How many
> of them did you learn something from, by the way?
> All in all though, it's a doggy-dog world out
> there in this day in age, so we wouldn't to give
> anybody a bad wrap.

Finding your peccadillos is evidence that one cannot find them. That makes about as much sense as the rest of your posts. Nice eggcorns, though.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: January 04, 2016 05:22PM

side street driver Wrote:
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> Except for the ones mentioned and all the other ones! LOL!

God, but you're fucking stupid. You can sit and stew on 123-N though Vienna in the morning. (These days, you can even use part of your stew-time to pay last respects at the former Mattress Discounters site.) Or you can follow the bypass routes provided so as to drive around the outskirts of town. This is quite a bit longer, but you can move at quicker than a snail's pace. That's it for the viable options.

The alleged option of trying to discover a "Northeast Passage" through Vienna is worse than a fool's errand. You will merely waste time and fuel and end up right back where you could have been merely by sticking with one of the first two options. These facts are of course widely known, but some Stupid-shit google map readers do struggle with the concept, just as they struggle with the concepts of morning, noon, and night. What a bunch of dismal dumbasses those people are!

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: January 04, 2016 05:27PM

strunkest Wrote:
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> Nice eggcorns, though.

I see you googled them. It may well be that everything you've learned this year, you learned through me.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Yellow Matter Custard ()
Date: January 04, 2016 05:51PM

LOL... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Wowzer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Are the police ultimately going to find some
> obese
> > fucktard, dead in front of his computer, his
> hands
> > locked around his own neck, a victim of self
> > strangulation?
>
> Yo, moron. It's not possible to strangle
> yourself. That's why people turn to the use of
> ropes, belts, bedsheets, extension cords,
> neckties, and other forms of ligature. But how
> would a complete idiot like you ever come to know
> a thing like that -- or much of anything else for
> that matter? What a colossally useless dumbfuck.



Sounds like Assman is an expert on auto-erotic strangulation...not a surprise. Why don't you treat yourself to a LoserBurger with all the fixin's at Chase the Submarine

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Posted by: pop goes the weasel ()
Date: January 04, 2016 05:52PM

Awww now you've got the poor old Asshole... all worked up today. He's near manic stage.

Careful old dude, you don't want that aneurysm to pop.

lmao

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: January 04, 2016 06:00PM

Yellow Matter Custard Wrote:
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> Sounds like Assman is an expert on auto-erotic
> strangulation...not a surprise. Why don't you
> treat yourself to a LoserBurger with all the
> fixin's at Chase the Submarine

Just another thing that I know a great deal more about than you do. That list is of course very, very, very, very long.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: January 04, 2016 06:07PM

pop goes the weasel Wrote:
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> Awww now you've got the poor old Asshole... all worked up today.
> He's near manic stage. Careful old dude, you don't want that
> aneurysm to pop.

I'm actually working today. Need to send a report to the publisher tomorrow. The trivial effort required to humiliate the likes of pathetic morons as fucking dumb as you are along the way does not interfere with such processes at all.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Squaker ()
Date: January 04, 2016 06:23PM

Oh, nooooooooooooooooooo...
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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: smarter than you are ()
Date: January 04, 2016 07:05PM

LOL... Wrote:
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> strunkest Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nice eggcorns, though.
>
> I see you googled them. It may well be that
> everything you've learned this year, you learned
> through me.


It chaps your ass that others know more than you do.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: PuppetMaster ()
Date: January 04, 2016 07:14PM

LOL... Wrote:
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> pop goes the weasel Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Awww now you've got the poor old Asshole... all
> worked up today.
> > He's near manic stage. Careful old dude, you
> don't want that
> > aneurysm to pop.
>
> I'm actually working today. Need to send a
> report to the publisher tomorrow. The trivial
> effort required to humiliate the likes of pathetic
> morons as fucking dumb as you are along the way
> does not interfere with such processes at all.


Nobody gives a fuck about you or what you're doing old man. You're just an old worn out toy that we wind up now and then to watch you make noise and go around in circles for our amusement.


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lol

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: fabulist ()
Date: January 04, 2016 07:24PM

Hey, Asshole Spotter, tell us the one about Quarry Inn. That was a good one. Tell us about Meat in a Box, too. Your tales enrich all of our lives.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: side street driver ()
Date: January 05, 2016 11:15AM

LOL... Wrote:
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> You can sit and
> stew on 123-N though Vienna in the morning.

If I was ever heading that way, sure. Or, I could simply weave around it on the Vienna side streets!

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: January 05, 2016 08:06PM

PuppetMaster Wrote:
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> Nobody gives a fuck about you or what you're doing old man. You're
> just an old worn out toy that we wind up now and then to watch you
> make noise and go around in circles for our amusement.

Face it, churl -- you are haunted by every aspect of my superior existence. You quake and tremble at night in dread of the horrors that I might inflict upon you the following day. You are powerless. I own you all. Bwahahahahahaha!

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: January 05, 2016 08:52PM

fabulist Wrote:
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> Hey, Asshole Spotter, tell us the one about Quarry Inn.

Hahaha! Had to go look that one up! But I presume it's the place at the bottom of this 30-foot plunge that you somehow thought you could either walk or drive across? I guess google maps didn't quite show you enough detail of that either, did it. What a hopeless fucking asshole!!! By the way, how many rounds have you played at Burning Tree lately? Bwahahahaha! It was quite amusing to read through the assorted stupid shit that Asshole Spotter forced you to claim back in the day. What a god-awful loser!

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: PuppetMaster ()
Date: January 05, 2016 08:58PM

LOL... Wrote:
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> PuppetMaster Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nobody gives a fuck about you or what you're
> doing old man. You're
> > just an old worn out toy that we wind up now and
> then to watch you
> > make noise and go around in circles for our
> amusement.
>
> Face it, churl -- you are haunted by every aspect
> of my superior existence. You quake and tremble
> at night in dread of the horrors that I might
> inflict upon you the following day. You are
> powerless. I own you all. Bwahahahahahaha!


Dance little monkey dance...


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lol

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: January 05, 2016 08:59PM

side street driver Wrote:
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> If I was ever heading that way, sure. Or, I could
> simply weave around it on the Vienna side streets!

Yes, of course. Weave around and around and around. Waste time, waste fuel, end up right back on 123 or some bypass route, only later than it would have been had you just stuck with Option-1 or Option-2 to begin with. That's the story of stupid, and it's the only story you can tell.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: January 05, 2016 09:01PM

PuppetMaster Wrote:
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> Dance little monkey dance...

Suffer, little assfuck, suffer. Let the burn scar you ever more deeply. Bwahahahahahaha!

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: PuppetMaster ()
Date: January 05, 2016 09:04PM

LOL... Wrote:
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> PuppetMaster Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dance little monkey dance...
>
> Suffer, little assfuck, suffer. Let the burn scar
> you ever more deeply. Bwahahahahahaha!


You make it almost too easy Choo Choo Charlie. lol


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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: January 06, 2016 09:24AM

The hopelessness of your position is ever accentuated...
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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: side street driver ()
Date: January 06, 2016 10:10AM

LOL... Wrote:
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> side street driver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If I was ever heading that way, sure. Or, I
> could
> > simply weave around it on the Vienna side
> streets!
>
> Yes, of course. Weave around and around and
> around. Waste time, waste fuel, end up right back
> on 123 or some bypass route, only later than it
> would have been had you just stuck with Option-1
> or Option-2 to begin with. That's the story of
> stupid, and it's the only story you can tell.


End up right where I want to be without using Maple!

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: January 06, 2016 08:34PM

Your actual options here are...

1. Sit and stew in traffic on 123.
2. Use established bypass routes to go around the town.
3. Waste time and gas trying to navigate the morass of cul-de-sacs, T-intersections, 4-way stops, dips, speed bumps, and chicanes that will very slowly lead you either to one of the bypass routes that you should have taken to begin with (Option-2), or back to 123 (Option-1).

Some people are simply too stupid to understand even the obvious.
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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Stuck in Vienna ()
Date: January 06, 2016 09:28PM

Sucks to have to deal with that mess every time you leave the house and come back home.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: side street driver ()
Date: January 07, 2016 09:11AM

LOL... Wrote:
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> Your actual options here are...
>
> 1. Sit and stew in traffic on 123.
> 2. Use established bypass routes to go around the
> town.
> 3. Waste time and gas trying to navigate the
> morass of cul-de-sacs, T-intersections, 4-way
> stops, dips, speed bumps, and chicanes that will
> very slowly lead you either to one of the bypass
> routes that you should have taken to begin with
> (Option-2), or back to 123 (Option-1).

Fairfax to Tyson's on a,recent trip:

Chain Bridge Rd. to Courthouse to Ware to Kingsley to Park to Cedar to Gallows over the Gallows Branch bridge and in the garage 7 minutes before the predicted time had I used Maple.

Eat it, asshole.

> Some people are simply too stupid to understand
> even the obvious.

Yup. You've proven that with every post.

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Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: January 07, 2016 10:06AM

Stuck in Vienna Wrote:
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> Sucks to have to deal with that mess every time
> you leave the house and come back home.

You dope. Townies know better than to go on 123 during the AM rush, and in the great majority of cases, they don't need to, since they have quick and easy access to bypass and other routes that lead them swiftly away from Vienna and toward their diverse destinations. The people with troubles here are the low-brow West County dimbulbs all plodding their way toward Tysons at the same time who need to use 123 to get there. Also suffering greatly of course are the stupid-shit, dumb-ass google-mappers who can't tell the time of day to begin with. The PM rush as I'm sure you don't understand at all is a different animal, but the same prescriptions apply.

P.S. Had a great lunch at Maple Avenue Restaurant (in Vienna) yesterday. The scallops were just wonderful!

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: Jay P. ()
Date: January 07, 2016 10:13AM

LOL... Wrote:
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> P.S. Had a great lunch at Maple Avenue Restaurant
> (in Vienna) yesterday. The scallops were just
> wonderful!


A wanna-be fancy joint that just doesn't deliver. The menu looks promising, with a tapas/small plate menu, and an entree menu ranging from baked macaroni and cheese to Dr Pepper Ribs. I was also excited to see that they carry Clipper City beer, which I am a fan of, and I appreciate the support of a somewhat local business. The place itself is a little too small and cramped, and the art on the wall for sale came off as kinda cheesy.

The waitress was nice and welcoming, but little too much on the bubbly side. It would have been okay except that she couldn't pronounce any of the items on the menu to save her life, and didn't seem to have any knowledge about the items on the menu: "the dry aged steak is like our regular steak on the menu, but better".

I would have ordered the dry aged steak, but I was feeling a little too skeptical about this place already, so I went with something safe - a hamburger. I ordered a burger with truffle oil mayo, with Roquefort cheese cooked medium. When my order came, the patty resembled something looking like a charred baby's fist. It was even more dwarfed by the giant bun that it sat on. When I took my first bite, it was clearly well done. The bun also started falling apart after about 2 bites (now about 1/2 way through it). Everything was a mess by the time I was done, bread pieces, meat, cheese crumbles, etc. I only finished it, because it was the only meal I had eaten that day, and I was starving. Shoestring fries on the side were okay, but they were cold, and not very filling as a side.

The BBQ salmon my friend got didn't look appetizing, and he wasn't thrilled with it either. My other friend went the tapas route. The foie gras looked like pate from a can, and his spanish dumplings were way too salty.

It honestly felt like a wanna-be fancy restaurant, without any of the perks of a truly great place. The place as a whole really needs to pay attention to some details. The wait staff needs to become more familiarized with the menu, and the menu needs to be tweaked a little bit to be more realistic to something that they can deliver well. Personally, I enjoyed the Salvadorian place that was here beforehand a lot better.

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Re: Nielsen's Frozen Custard closing in Vienna
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: January 07, 2016 10:54AM

side street driver Wrote:
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> Fairfax to Tyson's on a,recent trip:
> Chain Bridge Rd. to Courthouse to Ware to Kingsley
> to Park to Cedar to Gallows over the Gallows
> Branch bridge and in the garage 7 minutes before
> the predicted time had I used Maple.
> Eat it, asshole.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!! Doubling down on TOTALLY STUPID? What a fucking moron! Like the unbelievable asshole that you are, you have previously testified that this little jaunt of yours occurred in the afternoon-evening. Backups on 123-N famously occur in the MORNING, which of course comes at a much earlier point in the day. Your pleas that uncommon events can create backups anywhere and at any time only serve to underscore how obliviously and weakly stupid your original post actually was. In anything like typical afternoon/evening conditions, you could have sailed right down 123 to Tysons without all the idiotic time- and fuel-wasting gyrations that you apparently were dumb enough to engage in.

And if your senseless paranoia had been so severe as to lead you into inane efforts to bypass 123-N at such a time of day, the Courthouse to Ware to Kingsley to Park portion would have been a complete waste of time. You copied that in from your childish discoveries on google-maps just to make it appear as if you were cleverly using some time-saving "cut-through". In fact, a sane person would simply have used Nutley to reach Lee Highway and then turned onto Cedar Lane. All of that is against the prevailing traffic flow in the afternoon, and hence it moves at a speed limit pace or better.

It might however have been dumb to use Park Street or Cedar Lane at all at such hours. Backups at Cunningham Park Elementary School and Thoreau Middle School can be an absolute nightmare to through traffic before, during, and after school lets out. Make a note for future reference. At those sensitive times, some flavor of Lee Highway to Gallows will always be a better choice.

> Yup. You've proven that with every post.

You fell into to a burning ring of fire. You went down, down, down, and the flames went higher. And it burns, burns burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire.

Burn baby, burn!
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