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peom
Posted by: virginiaslim ()
Date: December 14, 2015 12:29PM

apologies in order hurt feeling involved
no father figure so who do you call
mama don't love you and you wish that was the root of it all
wifey done left me hurt, confused and wondering what im proving to yall
the finest hoes mixed with the best cuisine
makes for good sex and a festive scene
prey on my enemies that god will bless this team
forever together in love with this American dream

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Re: peom
Posted by: Fruppie ()
Date: December 14, 2015 12:43PM

virginiaslim Wrote:
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> apologies in order hurt feeling involved
> no father figure so who do you call
> mama don't love you and you wish that was the
> root of it all
> wifey done left me hurt, confused and wondering
> what im proving to yall
> the finest hoes mixed with the best cuisine
> makes for good sex and a festive scene
> prey on my enemies that god will bless this team
> forever together in love with this American dream

That's stupid.

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Re: peom
Posted by: Keep your SSI check ()
Date: December 14, 2015 04:24PM

You thought you was a Poet
But your just a Nigger and you know it.

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Re: peom
Posted by: virginia slim ()
Date: December 14, 2015 04:50PM

im not even black im indian fuck u u bitch ill beat ur ass

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Re: peom
Posted by: Keep your SSI check ()
Date: December 14, 2015 05:17PM

My bad Big Chief Tomahawk...Much love for our Redskins brothers (play offs you know)

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Re: peom
Posted by: wtf?? ()
Date: December 14, 2015 05:24PM

What the fuck's a peom?

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Re: peom
Posted by: Ying Ko ()
Date: December 14, 2015 06:11PM

Ohh, the OP tried to spell "poem".

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Re: peom
Posted by: The Battle of Ox Hill/Chantilly ()
Date: December 14, 2015 07:04PM

The tales of Chantilly are legend,
From Indian days of yore,
Through the three wars of the area,
Through the last century of more.

But the most haunting tale of Chantilly,
Lies east, 60 minute drill,
But the Union troops who were marching,
Didn't know about Ox Hill.

The ambush was a classic,
A pincer, or the like.
Two Generals went down that day,
In a bayonet-wielding fight.

Many lives were lost that day,
For what, we cannot say,
But October 1, 1862,
Was one helluva miserable day.

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Re: peom
Posted by: The Correct Date ()
Date: December 14, 2015 07:05PM

The tales of Chantilly are legend,
From Indian days of yore,
Through the three wars of the area,
Through the last century of more.

But the most haunting tale of Chantilly,
Lies east, 60 minute drill,
But the Union troops who were marching,
Didn't know about Ox Hill.

The ambush was a classic,
A pincer, or the like.
Two Generals went down that day,
In a bayonet-wielding fight.

Many lives were lost that day,
For what, we cannot say,
But September 1, 1862,
Was one helluva miserable day.

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Re: peom
Posted by: We cash checks ()
Date: December 14, 2015 07:26PM

Keep your SSI check Wrote:
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> You thought you was a Poet
> But your just a Nigger and you know it.

He's a Peot.

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Re: peom
Posted by: true PEOT ()
Date: December 14, 2015 07:31PM

Little Bo Peep fucked her sheep
Blew a horse, licked his feet
She ate his ass so very nice
Tongued his balls not once but twice

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife, loved to beat her
Smacked her twice across the head
Fucked her ass and went to bed


Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
A lightbulb was stuck up her ass
It woke up the spider who lived deep inside her
He said "hey, free electric and gas!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jack would try to hump her
Jill said "no", Jack said "so, I'll ram it in your
dumper!"

Twinkle Twinkle little star
Will she blow me in the car
Because I bought her dinner, she had fun
Now my balls are boiling and I'd like to cum

Old mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her old dog a snack
The cupboard was bare
She didn't despair
She let Rover munch on her crack

Peter Peter pumpkin eater
Whacked off in the movie theater
Sprayed his load across the screen
And ruined Titanic's final scene

Hickory Dickory Dock
My balls fell out of my jock
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Jerked off in his girl friends eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgie Fucked that one-eyed slut

Old King Cole was a merry old soul
A merry old soul was he
He chewed off his tit, ate his own shit
Washed it down with some tea

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
Trim that pussy it's so damn hairy

There was an old lady
Lived in a shoe
She had so many kids
Her uterus fell out

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