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Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Thanks Santa! ()
Date: December 11, 2015 09:09AM

I just heard that we are getting a bigger Christmas bonus than last year! Last year our Christmas bonus was 10k! Yehaaa!

(Before somebody asks, It's a DC defense contractor but I won't say which one for obvious reasons. Wars are good! lol)

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Wowzers ()
Date: December 11, 2015 09:19AM

You do realize you are bragging to people in this area that make 10k or more a week right?

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Poor kid ()
Date: December 11, 2015 09:21AM

Plowing the pasture, but can't get into the barn.

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Gov Contractor ()
Date: December 11, 2015 09:28AM

Wowzers Wrote:
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> You do realize you are bragging to people in this
> area that make 10k or more a week right?

Yes, I make more than 10k a week too. Average salary in my division is $150k+. However all have TSI.

Added Christmas bonus is sweetness!!!

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: pauper ()
Date: December 11, 2015 09:29AM

That's more than I make in a year!

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: US Soviets ()
Date: December 11, 2015 09:49AM

Welfare. Wealthfare. Warfare. The three entitlements of US economy. Government supports for the poor, the rich, and the corrupt.

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Just Learning? ()
Date: December 11, 2015 09:52AM

US Soviets Wrote:
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> Welfare. Wealthfare. Warfare. The three
> entitlements of US economy. Government supports
> for the poor, the rich, and the corrupt.

Welcome to any government anywhere. You just figuring that out?

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Dwayne ()
Date: December 11, 2015 10:04AM

Thanks Santa! Wrote:
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> I just heard that we are getting a bigger
> Christmas bonus than last year! Last year our
> Christmas bonus was 10k! Yehaaa!


LOL!!! Just $10k? That's funny, junior.

I PAID a $51k bonus last week and am lined up for PAYING another $266k in the next two weeks. Ten thousand- LOL!!!!!

I'm tryng to remember the days when GETTING a bonus meant something.

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Tis the Season ()
Date: December 11, 2015 10:07AM

You can get "A Big Bonus" everyday - Just by hanging around the right Men's Restrooms.

Try the Rest Area on I-66 at the Fairfax/Prince William County Line.

With a little luck you can get a 10" or 12" bonus right up your ass!

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Yehuti Peutiepäntz ()
Date: December 11, 2015 10:40AM

Gov Contractor Wrote:
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> Wowzers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> Yes, I make more than 10k a week too. Average
> salary in my division is $150k+. However all have
> TSI.

Thinks $10k * 52 weeks = $150k

With 1337 math skillz like that, no wonder the US keeps losing wars! At least the defense contractor piggies get to suckle at Uncle Sam's titties.


Also, the fuck is "TSI"? You mean TS/SCI?

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Shortcut ()
Date: December 11, 2015 10:47AM

Yehuti Peutiepäntz Wrote:
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> Also, the fuck is "TSI"? You mean TS/SCI?

Yes we call it "TSI" for short.

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Secret Agent Man ()
Date: December 11, 2015 10:57AM

Shortcut Wrote:
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> Yehuti Peutiepäntz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Also, the fuck is "TSI"? You mean TS/SCI?
>
> Yes we call it "TSI" for short.

Yeah, no. I've worked in the national security realm for the better part of two decades, and haven't heard that once. Nice try. Nobody really even says TS/SCI. It's just SCI.

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: broke ()
Date: December 11, 2015 11:18AM

We got a pizza lunch, cupcakes, and asked to work more overtime to catch up on year-end stuff.

Not everyone gets a bonus anymore with these cheap companies....

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: iLester ()
Date: December 11, 2015 11:28AM

It might be time to draft a memo on how to announce your clearance level. 1.5 million hold top secret. About 1 out of 20 workers hold some government clearance.

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Teacher Bonus ()
Date: December 11, 2015 11:41AM

I had a high SOL passing rate, spent the entire summer developing curriculum and work at least 12 hours a day and guess what my bonus is? The joy of having a positive impact on the great student of Fairfax County

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: broke ()
Date: December 11, 2015 01:20PM

Teacher Bonus Wrote:
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> I had a high SOL passing rate, spent the entire
> summer developing curriculum and work at least 12
> hours a day and guess what my bonus is? The joy of
> having a positive impact on the great student of
> Fairfax County

Thank you for helping these kids.

99% of these assholes out here wouldn't last 5 minutes at the front of the classroom as a teacher. They'd be crying or would leave. It takes a certain toughness to be a LEADER.

If I could make the rules, all teachers would earn AT LEAST 75k/year starting, up to 200k for 15+ year teachers with guarenteed raises. The administrators would be the ones making 30/40k as they do nothing but sit and scratch their asses and buy lunches while you teachers do the actual work.

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Don't Know ()
Date: December 11, 2015 01:29PM

Secret Agent Man Wrote:
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> Shortcut Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yehuti Peutiepäntz Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > Also, the fuck is "TSI"? You mean TS/SCI?
> >
> > Yes we call it "TSI" for short.
>
> Yeah, no. I've worked in the national security
> realm for the better part of two decades, and
> haven't heard that once. Nice try. Nobody really
> even says TS/SCI. It's just SCI.

Don't know what to tell you. We say TSI. For Top Secret.

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Cleared ()
Date: December 11, 2015 01:31PM

Don't Know Wrote:
> Don't know what to tell you. We say TSI. For Top
> Secret.


Sure you do, chief.

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Yehuti Peutipäntz ()
Date: December 11, 2015 01:49PM

broke Wrote:
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> Teacher Bonus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had a high SOL passing rate, spent the entire
> > summer developing curriculum and work at least
> 12
> > hours a day and guess what my bonus is? The joy
> of
> > having a positive impact on the great student
> of
> > Fairfax County
>
> Thank you for helping these kids.
>
> 99% of these assholes out here wouldn't last 5
> minutes at the front of the classroom as a
> teacher. They'd be crying or would leave. It takes
> a certain toughness to be a LEADER.
>
> If I could make the rules, all teachers would earn
> AT LEAST 75k/year starting, up to 200k for 15+
> year teachers with guarenteed raises. The
> administrators would be the ones making 30/40k as
> they do nothing but sit and scratch their asses
> and buy lunches while you teachers do the actual
> work.


+1 Internet to you, that's a spectacular idea. Never met a school administrator who was worth a damn. $30k sounds just right for a principal/superintendent.

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: December 11, 2015 03:01PM

I wouldn't brag until the money has been deposited in your acccount.

Just saying........

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: have mercy on your soul ()
Date: December 11, 2015 03:17PM

If you have to post your supposed bonus on the forum, you are either lying or don't have any friends. Probably both.
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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Full of shit ()
Date: December 11, 2015 06:29PM

Cleared Wrote:
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> Don't Know Wrote:
> > Don't know what to tell you. We say TSI. For
> Top
> > Secret.
>
>
> Sure you do, chief.

Yeah he doesn't know what to say because he's full of shit. Nobody says TSI.

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: PT ()
Date: December 11, 2015 07:44PM

Full of shit Wrote:
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> Cleared Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't Know Wrote:
> > > Don't know what to tell you. We say TSI. For
> > Top
> > > Secret.
> >
> >
> > Sure you do, chief.
>
> Yeah he doesn't know what to say because he's full
> of shit. Nobody says TSI.


Who the hell says SCI? That's doesn't make any sense. It's TSI and PT for "public trust."

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Pubic Trust ()
Date: December 11, 2015 07:51PM

I can only speak to the DHS world, but nobody calls it "PT" there: it's "suitability."

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: eeN4x ()
Date: December 11, 2015 08:02PM

No one here has a need to know your clearance. Ergo, you don't have one if you say have one.

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Chart it ()
Date: December 11, 2015 08:07PM


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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Chart what ()
Date: December 11, 2015 08:31PM

LOLWUT? "TSI" doesn't appear in that chart. Because it's not a real thing.

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Sigher ()
Date: December 12, 2015 11:33AM

Dwayne Wrote:
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> Thanks Santa! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just heard that we are getting a bigger
> > Christmas bonus than last year! Last year our
> > Christmas bonus was 10k! Yehaaa!
>
>
> LOL!!! Just $10k? That's funny, junior.
>
> I PAID a $51k bonus last week and am lined up for
> PAYING another $266k in the next two weeks. Ten
> thousand- LOL!!!!!
>
> I'm tryng to remember the days when GETTING a
> bonus meant something.

I'm trying to remember the days when I got a bonus. Non-defense contractor.

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: DoubleTopSecret ()
Date: December 12, 2015 11:36AM

Secret Agent Man Wrote:
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> Shortcut Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yehuti Peutiepäntz Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > Also, the fuck is "TSI"? You mean TS/SCI?
> >
> > Yes we call it "TSI" for short.
>
> Yeah, no. I've worked in the national security
> realm for the better part of two decades, and
> haven't heard that once. Nice try. Nobody really
> even says TS/SCI. It's just SCI.

I used to work with a douche that was always saying "I have a TS/SCI" like anyone cared.. He was also a loon, and that's why I think nothing of people bragging about their TS/SCI.

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Yehuti Peutiepäntz ()
Date: December 12, 2015 12:01PM

"<" = "thinks they're superior to"

uncleared < has suitability < has Secret clearance < has Secret plus NATO or CNWDI < has TS clearance < granted SCI access < can name some SCI tickets beyond the core two or four < read into SAPs < read into unacknowledged SAPs

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Willlbur ()
Date: December 12, 2015 10:56PM

Thanks Santa! Wrote:
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> I just heard that we are getting a bigger
> Christmas bonus than last year! Last year our
> Christmas bonus was 10k! Yehaaa!
>
> (Before somebody asks, It's a DC defense
> contractor but I won't say which one for obvious
> reasons. Wars are good! lol)


Start taking your meds again they may even give you back your tin foil hat and your fuzzy pink bunny rabbit slippers. Your (secret) Santa Claus Intel is no good here pal.

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: RoadApples ()
Date: December 13, 2015 12:16PM

Gentle reminder:
Please pay the required Federal/State taxes on the bonus $ you receive(important:please notice I used the word receive as opposed to the word earned because the majority of you receiving bonuses are dead weight and just along for the ride and indeed are specifically not the integral reason your Company has been monetarily successful.
How about those road apples!

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: Whoooooooo ()
Date: December 13, 2015 06:25PM

Who in the fuck says TSI? No fucking body, just like the other posters have said. He watched an episode of NCIS and couldn't remember the right acronym. Take your $10 Chili's giftcard that you got as a bonus & enjoy it. No need posting BS here.

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: AllWrong ()
Date: December 13, 2015 08:32PM

So much stupid in this thread. Very few in this area make more than $10,000 a week. For those that can do basic math.. $10,000 x 52 (hint: this is the number of weeks in a year) = $520,000. Yea.. Not so much.

You're not going to become the top 1% because you have a clearance and are working on a contract. You can make great money but you're still just an hourly billable to someone else that makes money off you.

Also, I would not doubt a bunch of you boners have some level of clearance, I trust and hope most of you idiots don't actually have access to projects requiring additional SCI clearance.

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Re: Just Heard Over Christmas Bonus Will be 10k+! Yes!!!
Posted by: VCjtx ()
Date: December 13, 2015 08:38PM

AllWrong Wrote:
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> So much stupid in this thread. Very few in this
> area make more than $10,000 a week. For those that
> can do basic math.. $10,000 x 52 (hint: this is
> the number of weeks in a year) = $520,000. Yea..
> Not so much.
>
> You're not going to become the top 1% because you
> have a clearance and are working on a contract.
> You can make great money but you're still just an
> hourly billable to someone else that makes money
> off you.
>
> Also, I would not doubt a bunch of you boners have
> some level of clearance, I trust and hope most of
> you idiots don't actually have access to projects
> requiring additional SCI clearance.


Actually $520K/yr would put someone in the top 1%. At least by most ways of counting income.

But I agree with the rest.

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