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Chipotle e-coli is coming for you burrito eaters
Posted by: Burgers all the time ()
Date: December 04, 2015 12:20PM

Nearby states of Maryland and Pennsylvania added to list of 9 states where the burritos are wreaking havoc

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Re: Chipotle e-coli is coming for you burrito eaters
Posted by: Mark j ()
Date: December 04, 2015 10:47PM

If beaners would quit shitting on the lettuce...problem solved.

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Re: Chipotle e-coli is coming for you burrito eaters
Posted by: Taco Charlton ()
Date: December 05, 2015 01:18AM

I just eat fur burgers

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Re: Chipotle e-coli is coming for you burrito eaters
Posted by: [-9Puuuuuuu) ()
Date: December 09, 2015 01:54PM

If this is caused by beaners pooping on the vegetables, all restaurants would be experiencing an epidemic of noro virus. Chipotles seems to be the only one consistently in the news for food poisoning from noro virus. Either they are hiring beaner illegals who don't speak, read or understand English well enough to be able to understand the training re: not poop wiping with the same hands you use to cut up the veggies with, or they are buying all their veggies from Mexico, where human waste is used as fertilizer in the fields with no laws against it.

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Re: Chipotle e-coli is coming for you burrito eaters
Posted by: Charmin ()
Date: December 09, 2015 05:33PM

They just dirty -- probably don't wash their hands in the bathroom as required by law Then they handle the food -- Business as usual for them I guess.

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Re: Chipotle e-coli is coming for you burrito eaters
Posted by: 3xdMw ()
Date: December 10, 2015 12:19AM

From the number of fatties I see waddling around in public, a nice bout of E. coli would do quite a few folks some good around here.

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Re: Chipotle e-coli is coming for you burrito eaters
Posted by: mark j ()
Date: December 10, 2015 05:46PM

As a believer in conspiracies...I think that Monsanto is behind Chipotle all of a sudden having issues. Chipotle is on the road to non-GMO foods and Monsanto is the big kahuna of GMO seeds and pesitides...It could be Monsanto is trying to kill this successful business so they can kill us with pesticides...simple...

It is TOO conincidental that it is this ONE restaurant that this is happening too

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Re: Chipotle e-coli is coming for you burrito eaters
Posted by: ExPostman ()
Date: December 10, 2015 05:59PM

Thanks, now I know what to get my lazy-ass mail carrier for Xmas--a $20 gift card for Chipotle!

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Re: Chipotle e-coli is coming for you burrito eaters
Posted by: My Butt ()
Date: December 10, 2015 06:14PM

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Re: Chipotle e-coli is coming for you burrito eaters
Posted by: LetsRock ()
Date: December 10, 2015 10:35PM

Screw Chipotle. I prefer Moe's anyway.

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Re: Chipotle e-coli is coming for you burrito eaters
Posted by: Super Colon Blow ()
Date: December 10, 2015 11:03PM

What good is non-GMO, environmentally-conscious, worker-friendly, resource-sensitive guacamole when it includes some Mexican's shit in it?

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Re: Chipotle e-coli is coming for you burrito eaters
Posted by: +*^%#{][ ()
Date: December 11, 2015 06:52AM

Super Colon Blow Wrote:
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> What good is non-GMO, environmentally-conscious,
> worker-friendly, resource-sensitive guacamole when
> it includes some Mexican's shit in it?


Exactly.

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Re: Chipotle e-coli is coming for you burrito eaters
Posted by: mjs ()
Date: December 11, 2015 07:13AM

Taco Charlton Wrote:
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> I just eat fur burgers

hairy tacos?


I love chipotle. the 5lb burrito hits the bottom of my stomach like a wrecking ball....

never been sick from it though.

I'll bet most people getting sick are the germaphobes who carry around hand sanitizer, and wipe everthing down before they touch it.

Folks, tyringto be 100% germ free is a bad thing. our bodies shuld be used to a few micro organism and be able to deal with it. when we try to be germaphobes and get rid of the al the microbes in our body, our body then isn't used to dealing with bigger micro and thus we get sick...

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Re: Chipotle e-coli is coming for you burrito eaters
Posted by: X = Y ()
Date: December 11, 2015 09:11AM

Organic = more manure

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Re: Chipotle e-coli is coming for you burrito eaters
Posted by: Chipotle no more for me ()
Date: December 11, 2015 09:51AM

Norvovirus now. Very contagious. It could be the food, or it could be the workers.

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Re: Chipotle e-coli is coming for you burrito eaters
Posted by: My name is Poopstoomuch ()
Date: December 11, 2015 02:21PM

Chipotle's great if you're trying to lose weight. I've lost about 5 pounds in a week.

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