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Know Your Retard History
Posted by: Know Your Retard History ()
Date: December 03, 2015 08:54PM

They love posting in Fairfax forum when they live in prince william and are talking about non-fairfax topics.

At 1% retard they are a mild annoyance
This is the case with
Eesh 0.9%
Brown Onion 1.2%

At 5% retard they tick you off
This is the case with
Caan 4.5%
Romely 4.7%
Lizzie 5.1%

At 10% retard they make you wonder what people in real life think about them, this is the case with
TrueTheVote 9.4%
FoxNews 10.2%
Harry Tuttle 10.7%

At 50% retard you wish a truck would run them over, this is the case with
DaRealFartian 48%

At 100% retard you wish they lived in Afghanistan, would join their fellow philosophers in the Taliban, and eventually get bombed back to the stone age by a C130. This would be relegated to
Yucky24 100% retard
Vexxxed 100% retard
Wingnut 110% retard

Die

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Re: Know Your Retard History
Posted by: True the Vote! ()
Date: December 03, 2015 09:26PM

Gerry still rules the roost at 100% full retard, and he was'nt even born in this country.

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Re: Know Your Retard History
Posted by: w66hP ()
Date: December 04, 2015 07:46AM


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Re: Know Your Retard History
Posted by: Troo the Voat! ()
Date: December 04, 2015 09:49AM

True the Vote! Wrote:
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> Gerry still rules the roost at 100% full retard,
> and he was'nt even born in this country.

Still the dumbest fucking poster on the internets. Do the rest of us a favor and go talk to yourself in the mirror, asshole.

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Re: Know Your Retard History
Posted by: judge, jury, executioner ()
Date: December 04, 2015 11:00AM

Troo the Voat! Wrote:
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> True the Vote! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gerry still rules the roost at 100% full
> retard,
> > and he was'nt even born in this country.
>
> Still the dumbest fucking poster on the internets.
> Do the rest of us a favor and go talk to yourself
> in the mirror, asshole.


I think the Vienna Asshole takes the cake as the dumbest poster on the internet. Not a day goes by he doesn't get the ever living shit kicked out of him.

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Re: Know Your Retard History
Posted by: Untold Stories of the ER ()
Date: December 04, 2015 01:17PM

judge, jury, executioner Wrote:
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> I think the Vienna Asshole takes the cake as the dumbest
> poster on the internet. Not a day goes by he doesn't get
> the ever living shit kicked out of him.

Good news! The new brain has arrived, and they're ready for you in the operating room.

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Re: Know Your Retard History
Posted by: Medical ethics ()
Date: December 04, 2015 01:21PM

Too bad a 2-year old had to die to give up that brain.

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Re: Know Your Retard History
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: December 04, 2015 01:37PM

Know Your Retard History Wrote:
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> They love posting in Fairfax forum when they live
> in prince william and are talking about
> non-fairfax topics.
>
> At 1% retard they are a mild annoyance
> This is the case with
> Eesh 0.9%
> Brown Onion 1.2%
>
> At 5% retard they tick you off
> This is the case with
> Caan 4.5%
> Romely 4.7%
> Lizzie 5.1%
>
> At 10% retard they make you wonder what people in
> real life think about them, this is the case with
> TrueTheVote 9.4%
> FoxNews 10.2%
> Harry Tuttle 10.7%
>
> At 50% retard you wish a truck would run them
> over, this is the case with
> DaRealFartian 48%
>
> At 100% retard you wish they lived in Afghanistan,
> would join their fellow philosophers in the
> Taliban, and eventually get bombed back to the
> stone age by a C130. This would be relegated to
> Yucky24 100% retard
> Vexxxed 100% retard
> Wingnut 110% retard
>
> Die
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Re: Know Your Retard History
Posted by: PHENOMENAL ()
Date: December 04, 2015 02:22PM

Romely, who?

#TJ

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Re: Know Your Retard History
Posted by: Fair's fair ()
Date: December 04, 2015 03:05PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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(nothing)

You're right, Ralphie. Perhaps for the first time ever, but there should never have been a Retard List that didn't prominently include your incomparably stupid worthless ass.

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Re: Know Your Retard History
Date: December 04, 2015 06:01PM

Know Your Retard History Wrote:
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> They love posting in Fairfax forum when they live
> in prince william and are talking about
> non-fairfax topics.
>
> At 1% retard they are a mild annoyance
> This is the case with
> Eesh 0.9%
> Brown Onion 1.2%
>
> At 5% retard they tick you off
> This is the case with
> Caan 4.5%
> Romely 4.7%
> Lizzie 5.1%
>
> At 10% retard they make you wonder what people in
> real life think about them, this is the case with
> TrueTheVote 9.4%
> FoxNews 10.2%
> Harry Tuttle 10.7%
>
> At 50% retard you wish a truck would run them
> over, this is the case with
> DaRealFartian 48%
>
> At 100% retard you wish they lived in Afghanistan,
> would join their fellow philosophers in the
> Taliban, and eventually get bombed back to the
> stone age by a C130. This would be relegated to
> Yucky24 100% retard
> Vexxxed 100% retard
> Wingnut 110% retard
>
> Die

Good thing I'm over the unholy Trinity of Eff Eff Ex You.

Oh, and awesome to hear that Mr. Gerry is nowhere near here.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/04/2015 06:02PM by - dA rEaL fArTiAn -.

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