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Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: kCXhN ()
Date: November 27, 2015 05:21PM

Fairfax County residents should not be at all surprised by the hate spewing forth from Fairfax Underground. Fairfax County residents are the largest, most gaping assholes tolerated anywhere on the planet.

You really do suck.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: yEMcp ()
Date: November 27, 2015 05:37PM

Wow. Could you be any less objective?

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: jyWmN ()
Date: November 27, 2015 05:39PM

Fairfax County deserves everything it gets. So get ready.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: HXt9h ()
Date: November 27, 2015 05:42PM

That's quite a statement. Care to Elaborate?

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: BMW Pilot ()
Date: November 27, 2015 05:45PM

Well if you had as much money as I do, you would understand the attitude, and why I am so special.

Out of the way little person!

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: local... ()
Date: November 27, 2015 05:48PM

I hope it's not a true reflection of the county, but the attitude of folks I interact with in public venues gives me thought... When my mom was done stuffing a bar of soap in my mouth for cussing as a kid, she'd say filth for the sake of filth has no value. This from a lady not unfamiliar with the proper application of the word "fuck" when uh, appropriate. That said, the forum, and the web, wont put a bar of soap in your mouth for being foul. It's a great venue for venting juvenile unchecked ejaculate.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: Ying Ko ()
Date: November 27, 2015 06:02PM

local... Wrote:
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> I hope it's not a true reflection of the county,
> but the attitude of folks I interact with in
> public venues gives me thought... When my mom was
> done stuffing a bar of soap in my mouth for
> cussing as a kid, she'd say filth for the sake of
> filth has no value. This from a lady not
> unfamiliar with the proper application of the word
> "fuck" when uh, appropriate. That said, the forum,
> and the web, wont put a bar of soap in your mouth
> for being foul. It's a great venue for venting
> juvenile unchecked ejaculate.

The only difference is ejaculate has a purpose.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: Your neighbor ()
Date: November 27, 2015 06:05PM

Ying Ko Wrote:
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> local... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hope it's not a true reflection of the
> county,
> > but the attitude of folks I interact with in
> > public venues gives me thought... When my mom
> was
> > done stuffing a bar of soap in my mouth for
> > cussing as a kid, she'd say filth for the sake
> of
> > filth has no value. This from a lady not
> > unfamiliar with the proper application of the
> word
> > "fuck" when uh, appropriate. That said, the
> forum,
> > and the web, wont put a bar of soap in your
> mouth
> > for being foul. It's a great venue for venting
> > juvenile unchecked ejaculate.
>
> The only difference is ejaculate has a purpose.

Your mom put soap in your mouth and the neighbor put his dick in hers

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: ht73x ()
Date: November 27, 2015 06:36PM

###That's quite a statement. Care to Elaborate?



Oh yeah, I'm sure she'll do that. And you'll send a 100 little jackbooted thugs (called the police) to her doorstep with an armored car. Little boys who got stuffed in garbage cans as youths, and never got picked when choosing sides for kickball. Now they're determined to use a badge and a gun to get even.

But they won't get the chance because payback is coming from people who have had time to get smart. Your gang doesn't know it, but it's late in the fourth quarter and they're way behind.

Night night. Don't be afraid when the lights go out.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: Back to the basement ()
Date: November 27, 2015 06:43PM

ht73x Wrote:
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> ###That's quite a statement. Care to Elaborate?
>
>
>
> Oh yeah, I'm sure she'll do that. And you'll send
> a 100 little jackbooted thugs (called the police)
> to her doorstep with an armored car. Little boys
> who got stuffed in garbage cans as youths, and
> never got picked when choosing sides for kickball.
> Now they're determined to use a badge and a gun to
> get even.
>
> But they won't get the chance because payback is
> coming from people who have had time to get smart.
> Your gang doesn't know it, but it's late in the
> fourth quarter and they're way behind.
>
> Night night. Don't be afraid when the lights go
> out.

Go make your pizza rolls and shut the fuck up nerd.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: ht73x ()
Date: November 27, 2015 06:46PM

>>>Go make your pizza rolls and shut the fuck up nerd.

See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. The exact attitude of a typical Fairfax County resident. I won't even feel sorry for your kids when you get yours. And get yours you will. Soon. It's coming.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: Why so mad bro ()
Date: November 27, 2015 06:51PM

ht73x Wrote:
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> >>>Go make your pizza rolls and shut the fuck up
> nerd.
>
> See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. The
> exact attitude of a typical Fairfax County
> resident. I won't even feel sorry for your kids
> when you get yours. And get yours you will. Soon.
> It's coming.


Are you the white kid who's mom is fucking a nigger?

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: 4EmLj ()
Date: November 27, 2015 06:58PM

>>>Are you the white kid who's mom is fucking a nigger?

No, but I fucked your mom. I got someone to fuck your pa too, but no one knows who your dad is.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: bdEWv ()
Date: November 27, 2015 06:58PM

ht73x Wrote:
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> >>>Go make your pizza rolls and shut the fuck up
> nerd.
>
> See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. The
> exact attitude of a typical Fairfax County
> resident. I won't even feel sorry for your kids
> when you get yours. And get yours you will. Soon.
> It's coming.

So you'll get the parents and not the kids, huh?
Another day in paradise for me ... don't think "whatever is coming" will change it much.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: bdEWv ()
Date: November 27, 2015 07:01PM

The suspense is killing me :)
There's Nothing like a general threat without details .. I'm sure others are just shaking in their boots too.

Go back to your turkey sandwhich.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: 7FNjk ()
Date: November 27, 2015 07:02PM

>>>Another day in paradise for me


You must be on the Fairfax County Kiddie Patrol. It's OK if someone gets the parents as long as you get the kids. Homo.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: 9pUje ()
Date: November 27, 2015 07:08PM

OP has yet to fetch my slippers, single-malt neat, and cigar.

I'll dock him another under-the-table day of wages for that. Valets just aren't what they used to be.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: pUje ()
Date: November 27, 2015 07:12PM

Watch out for the valet because you probably gave him access to your gun cabinet keys at least once. That will be enough.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: h9cmn ()
Date: November 27, 2015 07:20PM

pUje Wrote:
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> Watch out for the valet because you probably gave
> him access to your gun cabinet keys at least once.
> That will be enough.


You mean....the OP wants to shoot me?????


Oh my.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: nXJtL ()
Date: November 27, 2015 07:23PM

%%%You mean....the OP wants to shoot me?????

No. The valet might though.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: KKjp4 ()
Date: November 27, 2015 07:28PM

nXJtL Wrote:
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> %%%You mean....the OP wants to shoot me?????
>
> No. The valet might though.


Buuuuuuut, the OP IS my valet.

Do try to follow. Now fetch me another scotch.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: kCXhN ()
Date: November 27, 2015 07:29PM

Consider me like the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come. You bear a ponderous chain already.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: X46kG ()
Date: November 27, 2015 07:30PM

You're the OP's bitch

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: GENbP ()
Date: November 27, 2015 07:33PM

If I hated someplace as much as you do, I'd relocate. Then again, no person, place, or thing can fuck with my zen, at least for an extended period of time.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: CNJjh ()
Date: November 27, 2015 07:35PM

Really, I come for your reclamation.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: JuCk9 ()
Date: November 27, 2015 07:46PM

>>>fuck with my zen

You sound like a homo. Do you pitch or catch? My guess is that you catch.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: County Poet ()
Date: November 27, 2015 07:51PM

Loudoun is a Donald Trump golf course with a phony history.

Arlington is a douchey Tech grad living in an overpriced flat.

PWC is a chent with a dozen tattoos and a rent he can't pay.

DC is a nig with a bat putting a fresh dint in a homo's skull.

Fairfax is steaming pho, a hot girl's lap, a brand new BMW.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: Left me out ()
Date: November 27, 2015 07:57PM

County Poet Wrote:
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> Loudoun is a Donald Trump golf course with a phony
> history.
>
> Arlington is a douchey Tech grad living in an
> overpriced flat.
>
> PWC is a chent with a dozen tattoos and a rent he
> can't pay.
>
> DC is a nig with a bat putting a fresh dint in a
> homo's skull.
>
> Fairfax is steaming pho, a hot girl's lap, a brand
> new BMW.


Alexandria

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: k3GNn ()
Date: November 27, 2015 08:00PM

I don't think your (Fairfax County) dillusions of grandure are warranted.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: Deepfaggotry ()
Date: November 27, 2015 08:02PM

The faggotry is deep in this thread.

+1

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: kLhUT ()
Date: November 27, 2015 08:05PM

>>>The faggotry is deep in this thread.

That shouldn't surprise you at all. Faggotry is deep in this county. Fairfax County needs a new motto. Something celebrating the ubiquitous faggotry.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: ihrstu ()
Date: November 27, 2015 08:09PM

Its sad because its true!

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: Good Lord... ()
Date: November 27, 2015 08:37PM

k3GNn Wrote:
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> I don't think your (Fairfax County) dillusions of
> grandure are warranted.

Many of us DO know how to spell "grandeur" though. Also "delusions".

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Date: November 27, 2015 08:51PM

Ummm....what kind of place have I moved to? I've never read such foul/ugly language in my life...

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: ATM ()
Date: November 27, 2015 09:24PM

New To Falls Church Wrote:
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> Ummm....what kind of place have I moved to? I've
> never read such foul/ugly language in my life...


A place where your neighbor will stick his dick in your ass, then finish in your mouth.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: ps103 ()
Date: November 27, 2015 10:27PM

All the worst qualities of southerners and Yankees combined. None of the good from either.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: So It Continues ()
Date: November 27, 2015 10:43PM

Moronic libs destroy their hometown, then move here for a job provided by more responsible people, and have the gall to complain? Go back to the shithole you screwed up and fix it, idiots!

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: youngster ()
Date: November 27, 2015 11:06PM

ATM Wrote:
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> New To Falls Church Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ummm....what kind of place have I moved to?
> I've
> > never read such foul/ugly language in my
> life...
>
>
> A place where your neighbor will stick his dick in
> your ass, then finish in your mouth.

Do people really put the dick in the ass then the mouth? Wouldn't shit get in your mouth and make you sick?

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: 6U6yu ()
Date: November 28, 2015 12:46AM

>>>Ummm....what kind of place have I moved to?


Ummm...you've moved to an elitest police statae populated by moronic wannabees who are so afraid of things that go bump in the night ...that they demand a police state.

You really fucked up moving here.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: November 28, 2015 12:57AM

local... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I hope it's not a true reflection of the county,
> but the attitude of folks I interact with in
> public venues gives me thought... When my mom was
> done stuffing a bar of soap in my mouth for
> cussing as a kid, she'd say filth for the sake of
> filth has no value. This from a lady not
> unfamiliar with the proper application of the word
> "fuck" when uh, appropriate. That said, the forum,
> and the web, wont put a bar of soap in your mouth
> for being foul. It's a great venue for venting
> juvenile unchecked ejaculate.

Tell me something I don’t know

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: County Poet ()
Date: November 28, 2015 10:07AM

Left me out Wrote:
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> County Poet Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Loudoun is a Donald Trump golf course with a
> phony
> > history.
> >
> > Arlington is a douchey Tech grad living in an
> > overpriced flat.
> >
> > PWC is a chent with a dozen tattoos and a rent
> he
> > can't pay.
> >
> > DC is a nig with a bat putting a fresh dint in
> a
> > homo's skull.
> >
> > Fairfax is steaming pho, a hot girl's lap, a
> brand
> > new BMW.
>
>
> Alexandria

Is your single cousin with a tartan scarf and a vibrator

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Date: November 28, 2015 11:19AM

So,
I'm trying to get out and meet my neighbors. I do not think I made a mistake by moving here. But, I'd like to know:

@6U6yu - who are the "moronic wannabees" -- most folks I've met out and about seem to have a head on their shoulders, have a decent job, and to be nice people.

@So It Continues - By this statement, "Moronic libs destroy their hometown, then move here for a job provided by more responsible people" are you implying that the liberals in this town destroyed whatever town they came from and then came here to get jobs provided by folks who are not liberal? Sounds like a sweeping statement. If this is the case, where are the statistics to support this claim?

@ATM - "A place where your neighbor will stick his dick in your ass, then finish in your mouth." Harsh claims. Hope you were not a victim as it seems you know so much about it. I'll try to stay away from this neighbor, lol.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: @new to falls church ()
Date: November 28, 2015 11:22AM

Fairfaxunderground is a troll site, if you want serious answers go to - http://www.city-data.com/forum/northern-virginia/

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Date: November 28, 2015 11:33AM

Thanks @new to falls church! I linked over to that city-data forum and feel more at ease finding info in that venue!
I'll stay over there!

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Re: Fairfax Underground Reflects Attitudes of Residents
Posted by: LOL.... ()
Date: November 28, 2015 02:25PM

@new to falls church Wrote:
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> Fairfaxunderground is a troll site...

Also a troll-basher site. It's like pulling the wings off of flies with these worthless right-wing assholes.

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