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Last minute travel tips
Posted by: drvr ()
Date: November 25, 2015 10:11AM

Has anybody used Rt 9 through Loudoun and WV to connect to 81? Any thoughts. Travelling to W PA and trying to avoid some of the typical chokepoints.

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Re: Last minute travel tips
Posted by: Travel alert ()
Date: November 25, 2015 10:32AM

Be very, very careful! ISIS has vowed to shut down Route 9. I-70 is a much easier drive anyway.

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Re: Last minute travel tips
Posted by: Tip Giver in Chief ()
Date: November 25, 2015 10:53AM

Here are a few travel tips:

1. Stay out of the fucking left lane unless you're passing

2. Stop texting while driving

3. Look ahead, preferably 2-3 cars ahead, so you don't have to brake hard

4. If your kids are unruly, beat them. It works.

5. Please check your oil, air filter, fuel, and air pressure before leaving

6. That bright thing in the sky is the sun. Take sunglasses with you.

7. See tip #1

Enjoy your Thanksgiving holiday.

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Re: Last minute travel tips
Posted by: PdwVt ()
Date: November 25, 2015 11:33AM

drvr Wrote:
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> Has anybody used Rt 9 through Loudoun and WV to
> connect to 81? Any thoughts. Travelling to W PA
> and trying to avoid some of the typical
> chokepoints.

Rt 9 the two lane road on a Holiday? Why don't you use 340 instead.

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Re: Last minute travel tips
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: November 25, 2015 11:37AM

Tip Giver in Chief Wrote:
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> Here are a few travel tips:
>
> 1. Stay out of the fucking left lane unless you're
> passing
>
> 2. Stop texting while driving
>
> 3. Look ahead, preferably 2-3 cars ahead, so you
> don't have to brake hard
>
> 4. If your kids are unruly, beat them. It works.
>
> 5. Please check your oil, air filter, fuel, and
> air pressure before leaving
>
> 6. That bright thing in the sky is the sun. Take
> sunglasses with you.
>
> 7. See tip #1
>
> Enjoy your Thanksgiving holiday.


Love it.

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Re: Last minute travel tips
Posted by: Happy Fuckin Turkey Day ()
Date: November 25, 2015 01:12PM

Do everyone a big fat favor - Keep that 1985 Ford Tempo deathtrap off of the road.

Send your old lady down to the store in a cab for some Swanson Hungry Man Turkey Dinners, 5 packs of cigs, and case of Natural Light beer.

Safer for you - Safer for me.

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Re: Last minute travel tips
Posted by: fat fuck ()
Date: November 25, 2015 01:47PM

Happy Fuckin Turkey Day Wrote:
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> Do everyone a big fat favor - Keep that 1985 Ford
> Tempo deathtrap off of the road.
>
> Send your old lady down to the store in a cab for
> some Swanson Hungry Man Turkey Dinners, 5 packs of
> cigs, and case of Natural Light beer.
>
> Safer for you - Safer for me.

Would if I could but they told me your fat fuck of a wife bought them all win her EBT then found a day laborer to fuck to buy her some cigarettes. She should be on her way home to you now if she doesn't stop to find a black dude to fuck first.

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Re: Last minute travel tips
Posted by: nsc ()
Date: November 25, 2015 05:41PM

This year's forecast is 433 dead in car crashes by Monday.

I do hope they can text their Christmas messages before they bleed out.

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Re: Last minute travel tips
Posted by: Road ragers ()
Date: November 26, 2015 09:30AM

Tip Giver in Chief Wrote:
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> Here are a few travel tips:
> 1. Stay out of the fucking left lane unless you're passing
> 2. Stop texting while driving
> 3. Look ahead, preferably 2-3 cars ahead, so you
> don't have to brake hard
> 4. If your kids are unruly, beat them. It works.
> 5. Please check your oil, air filter, fuel, and
> air pressure before leaving
> 6. That bright thing in the sky is the sun. Take
> sunglasses with you.
> 7. See tip #1
>
> Enjoy your Thanksgiving holiday.

These lists are typically posted by accident-causing, pushy-ass, intolerant drivers who are not willing to adapt to other cars on the road. Driving is a TEAM sport, and everyone out there with you is on your team. Your team wins when all of its members get where they are going with their cars and bodies intact. People who go public to berate their teammates are called "assholes".

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Re: Last minute travel tips
Posted by: Knute Rockne ()
Date: November 26, 2015 09:33AM

Road ragers Wrote:
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> Tip Giver in Chief Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Here are a few travel tips:
> > 1. Stay out of the fucking left lane unless
> you're passing
> > 2. Stop texting while driving
> > 3. Look ahead, preferably 2-3 cars ahead, so
> you
> > don't have to brake hard
> > 4. If your kids are unruly, beat them. It
> works.
> > 5. Please check your oil, air filter, fuel, and
> > air pressure before leaving
> > 6. That bright thing in the sky is the sun.
> Take
> > sunglasses with you.
> > 7. See tip #1
> >
> > Enjoy your Thanksgiving holiday.
>
> These lists are typically posted by
> accident-causing, pushy-ass, intolerant drivers
> who are not willing to adapt to other cars on the
> road. Driving is a TEAM sport, and everyone out
> there with you is on your team. Your team wins
> when all of its members get where they are going
> with their cars and bodies intact. People who go
> public to berate their teammates are called
> "assholes".

Thanks for the pep talk, loser!

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