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Sarah Simmons single?
Posted by: jayman2014 ()
Date: November 11, 2015 06:53PM

I have noticed she has not been wearing her ring lately. Anyone know if she is getting a divorce?

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Re: Sarah Simmons single?
Posted by: Bitchy Woman ()
Date: November 11, 2015 07:20PM

She is a cold fish

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Re: Sarah Simmons single?
Posted by: jayman2014 ()
Date: November 11, 2015 07:23PM

Well if she is single, maybe that is why

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Re: Sarah Simmons single?
Posted by: DL sand ()
Date: December 04, 2016 04:51PM

She divorced in early August 2016.

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Re: Sarah Simmons single?
Posted by: White Cunt ()
Date: December 04, 2016 06:37PM

She has that "Coal Burner" attitude

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Re: Sarah Simmons single?
Posted by: Sarah Smile ()
Date: December 04, 2016 06:45PM

The red ones burn hot. I bet she is a locomotive in bed.

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Re: Sarah Simmons single?
Posted by: Yummy Sarah ()
Date: December 04, 2016 06:49PM

Red in the head. Fire in the hole!

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Re: Sarah Simmons single?
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: December 05, 2016 01:18PM

White Cunt Wrote:
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> She has that "Coal Burner" attitude

Pardon my ignorance...what is a "coal burner" attitude?

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Re: Sarah Simmons single?
Posted by: Nice Guy Eddie ()
Date: December 05, 2016 02:33PM

Huh??? Wrote:
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> White Cunt Wrote:
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> > She has that "Coal Burner" attitude
>
> Pardon my ignorance...what is a "coal burner"
> attitude?

A white girl that only sleeps with black men.

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Re: Sarah Simmons single?
Posted by: Herb Cohen ()
Date: December 05, 2016 02:58PM

Urban Dictionary: coalburner

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coalburner

A "Coalburner" is a white girl who is spoiled rotten and rebels against her wealthy or middle class parents for some imagined affront sometime in their short lives.

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Re: Sarah Simmons single?
Posted by: Boner Bob ()
Date: June 15, 2019 12:17AM

Sarah is hot!!!!!!

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Re: Sarah Simmons single?
Posted by: matildo ()
Date: June 15, 2019 08:17AM

I saw her at a Bowie Baysox game a couple of years ago. It was one of those stupid minor league promotions...redhead night. She looks much younger and thinner in person than she does on TV.

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Re: Sarah Simmons single?
Posted by: Antiasshat ()
Date: June 15, 2019 09:35AM

She’s a pig. Probably not even a real redhead. I bet her bush is brunette

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Re: Sarah Simmons single?
Posted by: Leftist.Gorilla ()
Date: June 28, 2019 10:22PM

She's pretty.

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Re: Sarah Simmons single?
Posted by: Mike hunttt ()
Date: June 30, 2019 06:34AM

She’s a ginger, she has no soul

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Re: Sarah Simmons single?
Posted by: Observerer of situations ()
Date: June 30, 2019 12:02PM

She's OK. I'd chat her up, but wouldn't be upset if she said "no".

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Re: Sarah Simmons single?
Posted by: Proud Democratic. ()
Date: July 05, 2019 10:24PM

She purty.

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Re: Sarah Simmons single?
Posted by: f9xkv ()
Date: July 06, 2019 12:36AM

They played a video of some cop doing a dance that went viral and Allison Seymour made a comment that if the cop came into the studio Sarah and he would make a great line dancing couple. Sarah got a WTF? look on her face and made some comment like "What are you talking about...that's so random". I think she was truly embarrassed!!! She is cute.

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Re: Sarah Simmons single?
Posted by: Earfquake ()
Date: July 06, 2019 12:40AM

This thread is missing pics

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Re: Sarah Simmons single?
Posted by: ooh ooh eeh eeh ()
Date: July 08, 2019 04:05PM

She got divorced 3 years ago and finally lost enough weight to get the ring off her finger

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