So I just received a flyer advertising a foreclosure sale for Westfield High School. It reads:

"This newly renovated building, built in 2000, will be foreclosed upon due to rezoning in the area. A former senior high school, the facility is ideal for any large business, corporate company , or blossoming new school. This 159 acre site is complemented with a full-size athletic track, an immense sporting stadium, and a number of baseball fields. Wireless internet can be accessed throughout the building, and each room can accommodate approximately thirty to forty individuals. With its state of teh art stainless steel kitchen that could feed a couple thousand to its beautiful auditorium and massive indoor gymnasium, the list of features available at the location are almost limitless. And parking is a breeze with the three lots surrounding the building. And location is prime, as multiple restaurants, shopping centers, and an affluent neighborhood are just a minute's drive. If you have any questions about the foreclosed buiding or you just want more information on it please contact us at: 703-488-6300"

Is this a joke?

westisdabest Wrote:
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> So I just received a flyer advertising a
> foreclosure sale for Westfield High School. It
> reads:
>
> "This newly renovated building, built in 2000,
> will be foreclosed upon due to rezoning in the
> area. A former senior high school, the facility is
> ideal for any large business, corporate company ,
> or blossoming new school. This 159 acre site is
> complemented with a full-size athletic track, an
> immense sporting stadium, and a number of baseball
> fields. Wireless internet can be accessed
> throughout the building, and each room can
> accommodate approximately thirty to forty
> individuals. With its state of teh art stainless
> steel kitchen that could feed a couple thousand to
> its beautiful auditorium and massive indoor
> gymnasium, the list of features available at the
> location are almost limitless. And parking is a
> breeze with the three lots surrounding the
> building. And location is prime, as multiple
> restaurants, shopping centers, and an affluent
> neighborhood are just a minute's drive. If you
> have any questions about the foreclosed buiding or
> you just want more information on it please
> contact us at: 703-488-6300"
>
> Is this a joke?

No - it's just lame.

I believe the Fairfax County Gun Club may be interested. Half of their members are already there.

westisdabest Wrote:
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> So I just received a flyer advertising a
> foreclosure sale for Westfield High School. It
> reads:

Wow, in a stunning coincidence I got a flyer myself. It talks about a training center for "specials" and said I could get referral bonuses for recommending new students. Thanks for my first bonus, I'll forward your post to them!

It's a joke. Heroin will continue to be sold there as usual.

no, what really is a joke is that you wasted your time making this up

bulldog Wrote:
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> no, what really is a joke is that you wasted your
> time making this up


So is your sentence structure.

Hey Washingtone and Jonen. You are real idiots. I'm sure the dead kids families appreciate your dumb comments. U may need a look see.

Pookey Wrote:
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> Hey Washingtone and Jonen. You are real idiots.
> I'm sure the dead kids families appreciate your
> dumb comments. U may need a look see.

I was just talking to the dead kids' families the other day, and they all talked about how WashingToneLocian and Jonen's witty commentary helped them deal with their tragedy. It was a really pleasant conversation.

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so how would you have structured it?

Waste of bandwidth...

I apolgize for correcting your grammar when, in fact, it was completely correct. I now realize that, as this is the Internet, you were not at fault in omitting capitalization and punctuation. I also concede that I am a complete d-bag and an utter tool who has nothing to do but roam online forums and correct others' posts. I shall retreat to my mother's basement and complete my WoW quest, thus advancing to a level 67 Paladin.

ENG 101 Wrote:
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> I apolgize for correcting your grammar when, in
> fact, it was completely correct. I now realize
> that, as this is the Internet, you were not at
> fault in omitting capitalization and punctuation.
> I also concede that I am a complete d-bag and an
> utter tool who has nothing to do but roam online
> forums and correct others' posts. I shall retreat
> to my mother's basement and complete my WoW quest,
> thus advancing to a level 67 Paladin.

Bored, douche?

Well, I was, but I just got my 2009-2010 school reading list so I figure I'll get crackin'.

ENG 101 Wrote:
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> Well, I was, but I just got my 2009-2010 school
> reading list so I figure I'll get crackin'.

Chop Chop, you need it.

You really shouldn't have capitalized the second "C" in "Chop Chop". Geez, could I get any more douchey?

ENG 101 Wrote:
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> You really shouldn't have capitalized the second
> "C" in "Chop Chop". Geez, could I get any more
> douchey?


no, what really is a joke is that you wasted your time making this up

What a stupid senior prank. The houses all along my street got these fliers on their mailboxes.

The most lame senior prank in the history of Fairfax County
high schools.Hopefully the mutant who thought this shit up doesnt have their heart set on a career in advertising.

Actually, it's pretty funny. I thought "Senior Prank" as soon as I saw the flyer. I have to say, it's original..... better than the year they stuck pantiliners on the wall that said, "We're stuck on you, Westfield!"

Then there was the year they stacked tires on all the signs around the school -- now that was lame!

nah the worst was when they put goldfish in the bathroom sinks

fgfilil Wrote:
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> nah the worst was when they put goldfish in the
> bathroom sinks


I actually like that idea - perhaps in the toilet also -