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Westfield High Shutting Down?
Posted by: westisdabest ()
Date: June 15, 2009 01:56PM

So I just received a flyer advertising a foreclosure sale for Westfield High School. It reads:

"This newly renovated building, built in 2000, will be foreclosed upon due to rezoning in the area. A former senior high school, the facility is ideal for any large business, corporate company , or blossoming new school. This 159 acre site is complemented with a full-size athletic track, an immense sporting stadium, and a number of baseball fields. Wireless internet can be accessed throughout the building, and each room can accommodate approximately thirty to forty individuals. With its state of teh art stainless steel kitchen that could feed a couple thousand to its beautiful auditorium and massive indoor gymnasium, the list of features available at the location are almost limitless. And parking is a breeze with the three lots surrounding the building. And location is prime, as multiple restaurants, shopping centers, and an affluent neighborhood are just a minute's drive. If you have any questions about the foreclosed buiding or you just want more information on it please contact us at: 703-488-6300"

Is this a joke?

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Re: Westfield High Shutting Down?
Posted by: Timmy ()
Date: June 15, 2009 02:00PM

westisdabest Wrote:
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> So I just received a flyer advertising a
> foreclosure sale for Westfield High School. It
> reads:
>
> "This newly renovated building, built in 2000,
> will be foreclosed upon due to rezoning in the
> area. A former senior high school, the facility is
> ideal for any large business, corporate company ,
> or blossoming new school. This 159 acre site is
> complemented with a full-size athletic track, an
> immense sporting stadium, and a number of baseball
> fields. Wireless internet can be accessed
> throughout the building, and each room can
> accommodate approximately thirty to forty
> individuals. With its state of teh art stainless
> steel kitchen that could feed a couple thousand to
> its beautiful auditorium and massive indoor
> gymnasium, the list of features available at the
> location are almost limitless. And parking is a
> breeze with the three lots surrounding the
> building. And location is prime, as multiple
> restaurants, shopping centers, and an affluent
> neighborhood are just a minute's drive. If you
> have any questions about the foreclosed buiding or
> you just want more information on it please
> contact us at: 703-488-6300"
>
> Is this a joke?

No - it's just lame.

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Re: Westfield High Shutting Down?
Date: June 15, 2009 02:08PM

I believe the Fairfax County Gun Club may be interested. Half of their members are already there.

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Re: Westfield High Shutting Down?
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: June 15, 2009 02:12PM

westisdabest Wrote:
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> So I just received a flyer advertising a
> foreclosure sale for Westfield High School. It
> reads:

Wow, in a stunning coincidence I got a flyer myself. It talks about a training center for "specials" and said I could get referral bonuses for recommending new students. Thanks for my first bonus, I'll forward your post to them!

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Re: Westfield High Shutting Down?
Posted by: Jonen ()
Date: June 15, 2009 02:26PM

It's a joke. Heroin will continue to be sold there as usual.

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Re: Westfield High Shutting Down?
Posted by: bulldog ()
Date: June 15, 2009 02:40PM

no, what really is a joke is that you wasted your time making this up

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Re: Westfield High Shutting Down?
Posted by: ENG 101 ()
Date: June 15, 2009 02:41PM

bulldog Wrote:
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> no, what really is a joke is that you wasted your
> time making this up


So is your sentence structure.

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Re: Westfield High Shutting Down?
Posted by: Pookey ()
Date: June 15, 2009 02:59PM

Hey Washingtone and Jonen. You are real idiots. I'm sure the dead kids families appreciate your dumb comments. U may need a look see.

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Re: Westfield High Shutting Down?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 15, 2009 03:04PM

Pookey Wrote:
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> Hey Washingtone and Jonen. You are real idiots.
> I'm sure the dead kids families appreciate your
> dumb comments. U may need a look see.

I was just talking to the dead kids' families the other day, and they all talked about how WashingToneLocian and Jonen's witty commentary helped them deal with their tragedy. It was a really pleasant conversation.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Westfield High Shutting Down?
Posted by: bulldog ()
Date: June 15, 2009 03:11PM

so how would you have structured it?

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Re: Westfield High Shutting Down?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: June 15, 2009 03:18PM

Waste of bandwidth...

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Re: Westfield High Shutting Down?
Posted by: ENG 101 ()
Date: June 15, 2009 03:34PM

I apolgize for correcting your grammar when, in fact, it was completely correct. I now realize that, as this is the Internet, you were not at fault in omitting capitalization and punctuation. I also concede that I am a complete d-bag and an utter tool who has nothing to do but roam online forums and correct others' posts. I shall retreat to my mother's basement and complete my WoW quest, thus advancing to a level 67 Paladin.

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Re: Westfield High Shutting Down?
Posted by: Heh ()
Date: June 15, 2009 03:52PM

ENG 101 Wrote:
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> I apolgize for correcting your grammar when, in
> fact, it was completely correct. I now realize
> that, as this is the Internet, you were not at
> fault in omitting capitalization and punctuation.
> I also concede that I am a complete d-bag and an
> utter tool who has nothing to do but roam online
> forums and correct others' posts. I shall retreat
> to my mother's basement and complete my WoW quest,
> thus advancing to a level 67 Paladin.

Bored, douche?

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Re: Westfield High Shutting Down?
Posted by: ENG 101 ()
Date: June 15, 2009 04:03PM

Well, I was, but I just got my 2009-2010 school reading list so I figure I'll get crackin'.

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Re: Westfield High Shutting Down?
Posted by: Your mom ()
Date: June 15, 2009 04:04PM

ENG 101 Wrote:
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> Well, I was, but I just got my 2009-2010 school
> reading list so I figure I'll get crackin'.

Chop Chop, you need it.

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Re: Westfield High Shutting Down?
Posted by: ENG 101 ()
Date: June 15, 2009 04:08PM

You really shouldn't have capitalized the second "C" in "Chop Chop". Geez, could I get any more douchey?

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Re: Westfield High Shutting Down?
Posted by: Bulldog ()
Date: June 15, 2009 04:11PM

ENG 101 Wrote:
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> You really shouldn't have capitalized the second
> "C" in "Chop Chop". Geez, could I get any more
> douchey?


no, what really is a joke is that you wasted your time making this up

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Re: Westfield High Shutting Down?
Posted by: silliness ()
Date: June 15, 2009 06:32PM

What a stupid senior prank. The houses all along my street got these fliers on their mailboxes.

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Re: Westfield High Shutting Down?
Posted by: Set your site for that GED ()
Date: June 15, 2009 08:29PM

The most lame senior prank in the history of Fairfax County
high schools.Hopefully the mutant who thought this shit up doesnt have their heart set on a career in advertising.

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Re: Westfield High Shutting Down?
Posted by: HateTheHOA ()
Date: June 15, 2009 10:17PM

Actually, it's pretty funny. I thought "Senior Prank" as soon as I saw the flyer. I have to say, it's original..... better than the year they stuck pantiliners on the wall that said, "We're stuck on you, Westfield!"

Then there was the year they stacked tires on all the signs around the school -- now that was lame!

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Re: Westfield High Shutting Down?
Posted by: fgfilil ()
Date: June 15, 2009 10:41PM

nah the worst was when they put goldfish in the bathroom sinks

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Re: Westfield High Shutting Down?
Posted by: Badabing ()
Date: June 16, 2009 11:27AM

fgfilil Wrote:
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> nah the worst was when they put goldfish in the
> bathroom sinks


I actually like that idea - perhaps in the toilet also -

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