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Conservative churches
Posted by:
Jesus H Christ
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Date: October 11, 2015 10:49AM
What churches are the region's most conservative? I'm looking for some old school preaching where my kids won't end up being fags or all touchy feely.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
FrankR.
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Date: October 11, 2015 01:22PM
Not sure but let us know when you find out.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
BennJerryz
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Date: October 11, 2015 10:34PM
Accotink Unitarian Universalist Church for adroitly delivered cultural Marxism. See it in its pure form.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
3J9CD
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Date: October 11, 2015 10:48PM
Jesus H Christ Wrote:
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> What churches are the region's most conservative?
> I'm looking for some old school preaching where my
> kids won't end up being fags or all touchy feely.
You have kids?
Do you also have 3 wive?
Does this mean the Mormoms are right?
Ooohh,,.someone is going to catch a load of shit around here
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> What churches are the region's most conservative?
> I'm looking for some old school preaching where my
> kids won't end up being fags or all touchy feely.
You have kids?
Do you also have 3 wive?
Does this mean the Mormoms are right?
Ooohh,,.someone is going to catch a load of shit around here
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
Bible thumper
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Date: October 11, 2015 10:50PM
Can't go wrong with Jerimia Wrights church or a Muslim gathering where Obama secretly attends.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
Papa Don't Preach
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Date: October 11, 2015 10:50PM
Try Catholic. Very conservative, old school, young boys will love it!
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
Moses cousin
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Date: October 11, 2015 10:59PM
Try McLean bible church, it's run by a Jew who pretends he is christian, and makes lots of money!
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
causeican
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Date: October 12, 2015 01:15AM
Moses cousin Wrote:
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> Try McLean bible church, it's run by a Jew who
> pretends he is christian, and makes lots of money!
what do you know? you probably don’t even know what a Christian is
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> Try McLean bible church, it's run by a Jew who
> pretends he is christian, and makes lots of money!
what do you know? you probably don’t even know what a Christian is
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
Token Liberal
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Date: October 12, 2015 01:21AM
causeican Wrote:
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> Moses cousin Wrote:
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> > Try McLean bible church, it's run by a Jew who
> > pretends he is christian, and makes lots of
> money!
>
>
> what do you know? you probably don’t even know
> what a Christian is
To be fair, a large amount of self proclaimed Christians don't know what it is to be a Christian.
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> Moses cousin Wrote:
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> > Try McLean bible church, it's run by a Jew who
> > pretends he is christian, and makes lots of
> money!
>
>
> what do you know? you probably don’t even know
> what a Christian is
To be fair, a large amount of self proclaimed Christians don't know what it is to be a Christian.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
Guj
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Date: October 12, 2015 04:57AM
The kings Chappell
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
Churchlator
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Date: October 12, 2015 05:02AM
Let me put you in a new church today! How conservative you want? Full-on fire and brimstone with all the trimmings including snake handling?
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
Comewithus
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Date: October 12, 2015 07:33AM
Messiah United Methodist Church in Springfield is a nice place to be. New music person and great preacher relatively new too. 11:00 on Rolling Road. Ignore the trolls here. They can't help it.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
causeican
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Date: October 12, 2015 09:17AM
Token Liberal Wrote:
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> causeican Wrote:
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> > Moses cousin Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > Try McLean bible church, it's run by a Jew
> who
> > > pretends he is christian, and makes lots of
> > money!
> >
> >
> > what do you know? you probably don’t even
> know
> > what a Christian is
>
> To be fair, a large amount of self proclaimed
> Christians don't know what it is to be a
> Christian.
anything else you know?
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> causeican Wrote:
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> > Moses cousin Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > Try McLean bible church, it's run by a Jew
> who
> > > pretends he is christian, and makes lots of
> > money!
> >
> >
> > what do you know? you probably don’t even
> know
> > what a Christian is
>
> To be fair, a large amount of self proclaimed
> Christians don't know what it is to be a
> Christian.
anything else you know?
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
Cpt. Obvious
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Date: October 12, 2015 09:23AM
causeican Wrote:
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> Token Liberal Wrote:
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> > causeican Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Moses cousin Wrote:
> > >
> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > Try McLean bible church, it's run by a Jew
> > who
> > > > pretends he is christian, and makes lots of
> > > money!
> > >
> > >
> > > what do you know? you probably don’t even
> > know
> > > what a Christian is
> >
> > To be fair, a large amount of self proclaimed
> > Christians don't know what it is to be a
> > Christian.
>
>
> anything else you know?
Yes, you're a douche.
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> Token Liberal Wrote:
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> > causeican Wrote:
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> > > Moses cousin Wrote:
> > >
> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > Try McLean bible church, it's run by a Jew
> > who
> > > > pretends he is christian, and makes lots of
> > > money!
> > >
> > >
> > > what do you know? you probably don’t even
> > know
> > > what a Christian is
> >
> > To be fair, a large amount of self proclaimed
> > Christians don't know what it is to be a
> > Christian.
>
>
> anything else you know?
Yes, you're a douche.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
Apostate Democrat
()
Date: October 12, 2015 09:59AM
Jesus H Christ Wrote:
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> What churches are the region's most conservative?
> I'm looking for some old school preaching where my
> kids won't end up being fags or all touchy feely.
Good luck. Nearly all the churches around here have been hijacked by libtardz.
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> What churches are the region's most conservative?
> I'm looking for some old school preaching where my
> kids won't end up being fags or all touchy feely.
Good luck. Nearly all the churches around here have been hijacked by libtardz.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 12, 2015 10:20AM
Oakton Primitive Baptist. Even they accept me as is, and talk about fire and brimstone although it reminds me of my bowels.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
causeican
()
Date: October 12, 2015 10:22AM
Cpt. Obvious Wrote:
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> > > > Moses cousin Wrote:
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> > >
> >
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> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Try McLean bible church, it's run by a
> Jew
> > > who
> > > > > pretends he is christian, and makes lots
> of
> > > > money!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > what do you know? you probably don’t
> even
> > > know
> > > > what a Christian is
> > >
> > > To be fair, a large amount of self proclaimed
> > > Christians don't know what it is to be a
> > > Christian.
> >
> >
> > anything else you know?
>
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>
>
> Yes, you're a douche.
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> causeican Wrote:
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> > Token Liberal Wrote:
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> > > causeican Wrote:
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> hahahahaha
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> > > -----
> > > > Moses cousin Wrote:
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> > >
> >
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> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Try McLean bible church, it's run by a
> Jew
> > > who
> > > > > pretends he is christian, and makes lots
> of
> > > > money!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > what do you know? you probably don’t
> even
> > > know
> > > > what a Christian is
> > >
> > > To be fair, a large amount of self proclaimed
> > > Christians don't know what it is to be a
> > > Christian.
> >
> >
> > anything else you know?
>
>
>
>
> Yes, you're a douche.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
H8ers everywhere
()
Date: October 12, 2015 11:46AM
Token Liberal Wrote:
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> causeican Wrote:
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> -----
> > Moses cousin Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Try McLean bible church, it's run by a Jew
> who
> > > pretends he is christian, and makes lots of
> > money!
> >
> >
> > what do you know? you probably don’t even
> know
> > what a Christian is
>
> To be fair, a large amount of self proclaimed
> Christians don't know what it is to be a
> Christian.
Then go to MBC and find out. Right out of the Bible with no frills or embellishments. Don't listen to the haters on FFU. Find out for yourself.
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> causeican Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Moses cousin Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Try McLean bible church, it's run by a Jew
> who
> > > pretends he is christian, and makes lots of
> > money!
> >
> >
> > what do you know? you probably don’t even
> know
> > what a Christian is
>
> To be fair, a large amount of self proclaimed
> Christians don't know what it is to be a
> Christian.
Then go to MBC and find out. Right out of the Bible with no frills or embellishments. Don't listen to the haters on FFU. Find out for yourself.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
large donations
()
Date: October 12, 2015 12:04PM
H8ers everywhere Wrote:
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> > To be fair, a large amount of self proclaimed
> > Christians don't know what it is to be a
> > Christian.
>
> Then go to MBC and find out. Right out of the
> Bible with no frills or embellishments. Don't
> listen to the haters on FFU. Find out for
> yourself.
Isnt that one of the "prosperity theology" churches where they steal money from elderly people and threaten members with damnation if they don't fork over a big percentage of their paycheck?
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> > To be fair, a large amount of self proclaimed
> > Christians don't know what it is to be a
> > Christian.
>
> Then go to MBC and find out. Right out of the
> Bible with no frills or embellishments. Don't
> listen to the haters on FFU. Find out for
> yourself.
Isnt that one of the "prosperity theology" churches where they steal money from elderly people and threaten members with damnation if they don't fork over a big percentage of their paycheck?
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
Who Knows
()
Date: October 12, 2015 01:54PM
*dead* lol
if you find it please post.
if you find it please post.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
mclean bible church investor
()
Date: October 12, 2015 02:16PM
Go to McLean Bible Church and be sure to donate!
Going to Moncao next week, need lots of cash for boats and hos.
Going to Moncao next week, need lots of cash for boats and hos.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
Sodomy as a Sacrament
()
Date: October 12, 2015 02:19PM
The Harvest Bible Chapel, "allowed" to meet in Lanier Middle School was founded by, among others, James Craig Summers. James Craig Summers, a former Fairfax police officer and firefighter, was convicted of forcible sodomy.
This is not good, not good at all.
This is not good, not good at all.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
MBCer
()
Date: October 12, 2015 02:44PM
large donations Wrote:
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> H8ers everywhere Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > > To be fair, a large amount of self proclaimed
> > > Christians don't know what it is to be a
> > > Christian.
> >
> > Then go to MBC and find out. Right out of the
> > Bible with no frills or embellishments. Don't
> > listen to the haters on FFU. Find out for
> > yourself.
>
> Isnt that one of the "prosperity theology"
> churches where they steal money from elderly
> people and threaten members with damnation if they
> don't fork over a big percentage of their
> paycheck?
Not at all, unless you go in December, the end of MBC's fiscal year. Lon tells us how much of a gap there is in the budget and challenges us to close the gap. He says repeatedly in his messages that tithing isn't going to get anyone into heaven. Nor is being baptized, or donating to charity, or volunteering for Sunday School, or anything else other than what the Bible says. You are frighteningly uninformed.
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> H8ers everywhere Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > > To be fair, a large amount of self proclaimed
> > > Christians don't know what it is to be a
> > > Christian.
> >
> > Then go to MBC and find out. Right out of the
> > Bible with no frills or embellishments. Don't
> > listen to the haters on FFU. Find out for
> > yourself.
>
> Isnt that one of the "prosperity theology"
> churches where they steal money from elderly
> people and threaten members with damnation if they
> don't fork over a big percentage of their
> paycheck?
Not at all, unless you go in December, the end of MBC's fiscal year. Lon tells us how much of a gap there is in the budget and challenges us to close the gap. He says repeatedly in his messages that tithing isn't going to get anyone into heaven. Nor is being baptized, or donating to charity, or volunteering for Sunday School, or anything else other than what the Bible says. You are frighteningly uninformed.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
Dear Sodomy as a Sacramen
()
Date: October 12, 2015 02:48PM
Sodomy as a Sacrament: Can you filll in the details? Also, who seems to be a member of his congregation? Does he have a lot of African members? Their views of sodomy are different than ours.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
Roman Catholic
()
Date: October 13, 2015 07:35AM
Give St. Raymond's a go. It's off the FFX parkway by Hooes Rd. If you're looking for a conservative church that's a good place to start.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
libs hate america.
()
Date: October 13, 2015 08:31AM
If it is not said in Latin, then you are in a libtard church.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
Too leftwing
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Date: October 13, 2015 09:13AM
If the service isn't conducted in Aramaic, it's a false church.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
Veni, Vidi, Vici
()
Date: October 13, 2015 07:18PM
libs hate america. Wrote:
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> If it is not said in Latin, then you are in a
> libtard church.
Re: The Richest Poster on FFU
Posted by: libs hate America. () ()
Date: November 15, 2014 10:31PM
Alright you got me. I post a lot of fake shit on here. But libs do hate America!
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> If it is not said in Latin, then you are in a
> libtard church.
Re: The Richest Poster on FFU
Posted by: libs hate America. () ()
Date: November 15, 2014 10:31PM
Alright you got me. I post a lot of fake shit on here. But libs do hate America!
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
You Don't Need More
()
Date: October 13, 2015 07:28PM
Love God, Love Your Neighbor.
That's it.
And, if you want to go to a church regularly, then explore.
If you want rules, you'll surely find them.
And, that's okay, so long if you obey Jesus's teachings (see first sentence).
That's it.
And, if you want to go to a church regularly, then explore.
If you want rules, you'll surely find them.
And, that's okay, so long if you obey Jesus's teachings (see first sentence).
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
Saul
()
Date: October 13, 2015 08:29PM
Too leftwing Wrote:
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> If the service isn't conducted in Aramaic, it's a
> false church.
If the service isn't conducted in Greek and you are male, you had better be circumcised.
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> If the service isn't conducted in Aramaic, it's a
> false church.
If the service isn't conducted in Greek and you are male, you had better be circumcised.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
aramaic = false prophet
()
Date: October 13, 2015 08:49PM
Too leftwing Wrote:
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> If the service isn't conducted in Aramaic, it's a
> false church.
The original gospel was written in Koine.
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> If the service isn't conducted in Aramaic, it's a
> false church.
The original gospel was written in Koine.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
causeican
()
Date: October 13, 2015 09:08PM
Dear Sodomy as a Sacramen Wrote:
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> Sodomy as a Sacrament: Can you filll in the
> details? Also, who seems to be a member of his
> congregation? Does he have a lot of African
> members? Their views of sodomy are different than
> ours.
same ole racist. shows up in every thread. sigh.
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> Sodomy as a Sacrament: Can you filll in the
> details? Also, who seems to be a member of his
> congregation? Does he have a lot of African
> members? Their views of sodomy are different than
> ours.
same ole racist. shows up in every thread. sigh.
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
causeican
()
Date: October 13, 2015 09:15PM
Sodomy as a Sacrament Wrote:
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> The Harvest Bible Chapel, "allowed" to meet in
> Lanier Middle School was founded by, among others,
> James Craig Summers. James Craig Summers, a former
> Fairfax police officer and firefighter, was
> convicted of forcible sodomy.
>
> This is not good, not good at all.
Do you suppose he found the error of his ways? Do you think God would forgive him and change him; make him new and clean? Do you think God would use a man like this, with such a past, to tell others about God? That seems crazy. Ridiculous. Why would he, do you suppose? Why would he? There has to be a lot of really good people God could use. Seems like he would just throw all the sick mother fuckers into a pit and watch them burn; not lift them up and make them clean. Anyway, I’ve never seen it happen before. Except maybe Chuck Colson
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> The Harvest Bible Chapel, "allowed" to meet in
> Lanier Middle School was founded by, among others,
> James Craig Summers. James Craig Summers, a former
> Fairfax police officer and firefighter, was
> convicted of forcible sodomy.
>
> This is not good, not good at all.
Do you suppose he found the error of his ways? Do you think God would forgive him and change him; make him new and clean? Do you think God would use a man like this, with such a past, to tell others about God? That seems crazy. Ridiculous. Why would he, do you suppose? Why would he? There has to be a lot of really good people God could use. Seems like he would just throw all the sick mother fuckers into a pit and watch them burn; not lift them up and make them clean. Anyway, I’ve never seen it happen before. Except maybe Chuck Colson
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
Child of God
()
Date: April 25, 2016 06:28PM
causeican, in the words of my 16 year old, "you STUPID".
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
Knows What Bible Says
()
Date: April 25, 2016 09:55PM
Do you think any of the "Christian" churches in this area really "practice" what they Bible says?
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
u77Ej
()
Date: April 27, 2016 11:16AM
u77Ej
Re: Conservative churches
Posted by:
JW3EE
()
Date: April 28, 2016 09:29AM
Knows What Bible Says Wrote:
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> Do you think any of the "Christian" churches in
> this area really "practice" what they Bible says?
Hopefully not. The bible is a god-awful barbarian text.
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> Do you think any of the "Christian" churches in
> this area really "practice" what they Bible says?
Hopefully not. The bible is a god-awful barbarian text.