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To that Asshole on Old Keene Mill Road
Posted by: Indignant ()
Date: October 10, 2015 08:12PM

Yea, you know who you are! Stupid jackkass asshole, go fuck yourself!

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Re: To that Asshole on Old Keene Mill Road
Posted by: Do It Yourself and Save ()
Date: October 11, 2015 02:03PM

I just did. Took a while to respond because I had to dig the dildo out of
my ass.

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Re: To that Asshole on Old Keene Mill Road
Posted by: Which Asshole? ()
Date: October 11, 2015 11:01PM

Old Keene Mill Road consists of more than 99% assholes so you need to be a little more specific.

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Re: To that Asshole on Old Keene Mill Road
Posted by: Kn7yw ()
Date: October 12, 2015 12:32PM

I don't know if he was driving a red BMW, but some asshat illegally passed me on the right to get ahead of me at the next red-light intersection. I was making a right, and he was going straight, so he essentially cost me about 2 minutes of my time.

Like most BMW owners, his sense of self-importance is only exceeded by actions as an asshole.

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Re: To that Asshole on Old Keene Mill Road
Posted by: Fairfax Yuppie Scum ()
Date: October 12, 2015 12:49PM

Kn7yw Wrote:
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> I don't know if he was driving a red BMW, but some
> asshat illegally passed me on the right to get
> ahead of me at the next red-light intersection. I
> was making a right, and he was going straight, so
> he essentially cost me about 2 minutes of my
> time.
>
> Like most BMW owners, his sense of self-importance
> is only exceeded by actions as an asshole.

Ah, the all-to-familiar petulant whining of an over-entitled, self-aggrandized navel-gazer when slighted by another over-entitled, self-aggrandized navel-gazer.

You were delayed by another driver for two whole minutes? OMG! How did you cope?

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Re: To that Asshole on Old Keene Mill Road
Posted by: red m4 bmw driver ()
Date: October 12, 2015 01:59PM

If you're Japanese shit box wasn't going so slow, you would have made the turn.

STFU and admire my quad tip exhaust, peasant.

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Re: To that Asshole on Old Keene Mill Road
Posted by: red m4 bmw driver ()
Date: October 12, 2015 02:00PM

your*

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Re: To that Asshole on Old Keene Mill Road
Posted by: Whatthehell... ()
Date: October 12, 2015 02:13PM

If you weren't driving 40 in a 45 in the left he'd have no reason to legally pass you in the right lane.

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Re: To that Asshole on Old Keene Mill Road
Posted by: Who Knows ()
Date: October 12, 2015 02:35PM

Indignant Wrote:
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> Yea, you know who you are! Stupid jackkass
> asshole, go fuck yourself!


I wonder if he went home with this anger and beat his kids, wife, dog, cat, whatever was moving in the house that day? just asking

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Re: To that Asshole on Old Keene Mill Road
Posted by: x3w3h ()
Date: October 12, 2015 02:36PM

Whatthehell... Wrote:
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> If you weren't driving 40 in a 45 in the left he'd
> have no reason to legally pass you in the right
> lane.

It's the speed limit, not a speed recommendation, ya prick.

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Re: To that Asshole on Old Keene Mill Road
Posted by: Poor Poor BMW Driver ()
Date: October 12, 2015 04:31PM

To Fairfax Yuppie Scum:

I guess I coped by slapping your Mom's ass after f--king her.

Meanwhile, you must be another BMW asshole.

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Re: To that Asshole on Old Keene Mill Road
Posted by: Poor Poor BMW Driver ()
Date: October 12, 2015 04:36PM

To x3w3h, and Fairfax Yuppie Scum:

The asshole BMW driver passed me over a solid white line, you idjits.

So, my assessment stands.

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Re: To that Asshole on Old Keene Mill Road
Posted by: Fairfax Yuppie Scum ()
Date: October 12, 2015 05:16PM

Poor Poor BMW Driver Wrote:
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> To Fairfax Yuppie Scum:
>
> I guess I coped by slapping your Mom's ass after
> f--king her.

What are you, twelve? lol.

Listen Sonny, if you can't handle driving in NOVA, through all of the traffic, suffering all of the over-entitled, self-aggrandized navel-gazers with whom you must share the road, then move to some place were your delicate sensibilities will be less...challenged. Anywhere in the upper Midwest comes to mind. Or Canada.

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Re: To that Asshole on Old Keene Mill Road
Posted by: BMW of Fairfax ()
Date: October 12, 2015 05:58PM

Indignant Wrote:
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> Yea, you know who you are! Stupid jackkass
> asshole, go fuck yourself!

Define asshole -

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Re: To that Asshole on Old Keene Mill Road
Posted by: Wtfff ()
Date: October 12, 2015 10:50PM

What the fuck kind of retarded insult is navel grazer?

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Re: To that Asshole on Old Keene Mill Road
Posted by: Jesus H. Christ ()
Date: October 12, 2015 11:49PM

^ GAZER, you moron. And you still don't understand, do you?

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Re: To that Asshole on Old Keene Mill Road
Posted by: It's True ()
Date: October 13, 2015 05:35AM

Everyone knows nothing says "I'm an asshole" like driving a BMW.

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