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Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: Crime Dog McGruff ()
Date: October 07, 2015 07:43PM

A chick who did a handstand last December on the West Falls Church Metro tracks just got arrested for the stunt. Metro transit cops pursued this offender for nine long months. If only they would pursue the thugs who steal phones so relentlessly.

http://dcist.com/2015/10/woman_arrested_for_doing_yoga_on_me.php


The chick is pretty bendy. She took down her metro photos.


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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 07, 2015 07:51PM

More more por favor!


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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 07, 2015 07:57PM

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THere she is awesome.


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Border Security is CHEAPER Than Wars
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 07, 2015 07:59PM

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 07, 2015 08:09PM

She was doing yoga on the tracks, that's why. She should be allowed to continue this, so when the metro train crushes her, she can be awarded a Darwin Award.

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: fungo ()
Date: October 07, 2015 10:19PM

I wonder if she has a bald snatch that tastes like warm vanilla pudding.

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: k3UUd ()
Date: October 07, 2015 10:48PM

Best. Cameltoe. Ever.
Attachments:
yoga-stunt.jpg

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: fatwhore ()
Date: October 08, 2015 06:21AM

attention whore who needs to lose some weight

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: 3jwC4 ()
Date: October 08, 2015 06:40AM

They were pretty sure she wasn't armed. Going after anyone else would be dangerful.

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: CEtMJ ()
Date: October 08, 2015 07:03AM

do you think she does anal?

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: EE ()
Date: October 08, 2015 01:06PM

"Big no-no"? Dipshit, forget the train, you're about 2 feet away from an exposed 750 volt rail. Just fall over to your right if you get a little chill.

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: on the other hand ()
Date: October 08, 2015 01:12PM

Brooke Oberwetter, daughter of Bush's ambassador to Saudi Arabia, James Oberwetter was arrested for silent dancing (as in with headphones) at the Jefferson Monument on his birthday.

She, true to her neocon roots, sued the Park Police. Now she's a big shot at Facebook.

A true study in contrasts and a little commentary on how entitled the right wing can be when it wants to be.

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: October 08, 2015 01:56PM

Truly a cunning stunt.

I wonder if she's shaved like Shannon Cady at www.yogainone.com as heard on The Mike O'Meara Show.

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: Gphish ()
Date: October 08, 2015 04:15PM


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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: Cameltoe!!!!!! ()
Date: October 08, 2015 04:18PM

k3UUd Wrote:
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> Best. Cameltoe. Ever.

^5 ^5 ^5!

Now that's some Cameltoe!!!!!!

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: Yogi ()
Date: October 09, 2015 07:35AM

fatwhore Wrote:
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> attention whore who needs to lose some weight

+1

Ugly too.

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: Pageant Judge ()
Date: October 09, 2015 09:27AM

Huge thighs. Flat chest. Probably a transgender. They do crave attention.

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: October 09, 2015 09:56AM

Another self-righteous yoga bitch. These whores get into yoga thinking it's exercise and it inflates their egos because one looks better than the other cow with yoga pants on.

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: biggest accomplisment in life ()
Date: October 09, 2015 10:36AM

fatwhore Wrote:
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> attention whore who needs to lose some weight


well said

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: SweetLips ()
Date: October 09, 2015 02:47PM

She might not have a gun, but look at the lips she's smuggling in them pants!

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: 3JPk4 ()
Date: October 09, 2015 04:06PM

The third rail has a cover and I think it's actually 500V. I have (accidentally) touched 480V AC and it was just painful. I wasn't in my bare feet though.

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: eatin it up ()
Date: October 09, 2015 08:53PM

Is it just me or do all the other guys go gaga over chicks in leggings , yoga pants or whatever....wow.. can see their cameltoe ..a really good view and outline of their ass and panties if they are wearing them and some you can see thru them... also who else is fine with panty lines ? I am fine if they don't wear them ..but fine with looking at them if they do too

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: hairy mccrackin ()
Date: October 09, 2015 08:58PM

I am old school... wouldn't turn down a shaved one.... but I have had them so hairy you couldn't imagine and I loved it... as long as they shampoo and condition it good

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 09, 2015 08:59PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Another self-righteous yoga bitch. These whores
> get into yoga thinking it's exercise and it
> inflates their egos because one looks better than
> the other cow with yoga pants on.


+1

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: not pretty ()
Date: October 09, 2015 09:03PM

This is what happens when you touch the electrified rail:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1db_1249751863

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: 4FDXu ()
Date: October 09, 2015 09:45PM

Some rail systems are 25kv

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: this is wonderful ()
Date: October 09, 2015 09:54PM

The Metro Police ignore violence on the trains but they go out of the way to arrest this dingdong yoga girl. Yeah that makes a lot of sense.

Law enforcement here sucks. I reported a break in at my house. The police came out, but only after much arguing as the insurance company insisted on a police report.

I had moved a couple of things out into the driveway to clean up the mess the burglars made.

You know what, 2 days after the police were there, the zoning people showed up and cited me for junk in the driveway.

That's wonderful. I have to raise hell to get a police report, and they take revenge by reporting me to the zoning people.

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: Delta Wye configuration ()
Date: October 09, 2015 11:20PM

3JPk4 Wrote:
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> The third rail has a cover and I think it's
> actually 500V. I have (accidentally) touched 480V
> AC and it was just painful. I wasn't in my bare
> feet though.

You touched three wires at once with 277vac? Impressive!

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: Simply Irresistible ()
Date: October 10, 2015 08:45AM

Is this a homo forum? This women has done wonders with her body.

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: Bill Martin ()
Date: October 10, 2015 09:15AM

If you like a fat-assed, no-tits attention whore, go for it! No one is stopping you, ya pussy.

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: Bill Martin ()
Date: October 10, 2015 12:03PM

Forgot to post that I'm gay.

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: Vixis ()
Date: October 10, 2015 12:18PM

And whoever took the picture should be arrested too, they had to have been on the tracks as well.

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: Simply Irresistible ()
Date: October 10, 2015 12:22PM

Bill Martin Wrote:
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> Forgot to post that I'm gay.

Me too. But I'm also into ugly obese cows. The uglier and fatter, the better!

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: Holly B ()
Date: October 10, 2015 01:24PM

She's not that bad looking. Just a little too into herself.


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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: teX7D ()
Date: October 10, 2015 05:16PM

Delta Wye configuration Wrote:
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> 3JPk4 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The third rail has a cover and I think it's
> > actually 500V. I have (accidentally) touched
> 480V
> > AC and it was just painful. I wasn't in my
> bare
> > feet though.
>
> You touched three wires at once with 277vac?
> Impressive!

Two phases of 3-phase 277 is 480 -- my finger completed the circuit. The technical term is 480/277Y. It wasn't smart but I didn't blow up either. Felt like I hit my finger with a hammer.

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: has no one noticed? ()
Date: October 10, 2015 06:01PM

She is married to a NOG.

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: Cold Boogers ()
Date: October 10, 2015 07:22PM

has no one noticed? Wrote:
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> She is married to a NOG.

Probably got tired of small dick narcisstic white boys. This is the Metro DC area
where white boys think they're hot snot.

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: Nog Bait ()
Date: October 10, 2015 09:01PM

Nogs go for the big ass.

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 10, 2015 09:05PM

It means that she respects and enjoys the big black cock. I'm sure as flexible as she is, she can slip a cock in her rectum with minimal effort.

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Re: Yoga Chick Arrested for Metro Stunt
Posted by: Katy Perry ()
Date: October 11, 2015 08:50AM

Surprised that the attention whore hasn't yet posted a pic of herself fucking 3 or 4 nogs.

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