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Giant Mosquitos are here
Posted by: Jon C Riley ()
Date: September 02, 2015 12:34AM

got attacked by one by a creek, theyre an invasive species from the jungles of Asia and have moved up here from florida. they're aggresive and about the size of a quarter and they can bite through clothes. so watch out for these pesky mother fuckers

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Re: Giant Mosquitos are here
Posted by: Ying Ko ()
Date: September 02, 2015 05:23AM

Vince Ricardo: I was in the jungle - the bush we called it - for approximately nine months...

Sheldon: Nine months! That must have really been something!

Vince Ricardo: It was. I saw things... They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles.

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Re: Giant Mosquitos are here
Posted by: Never fear... ()
Date: September 02, 2015 06:47AM

I think you probably just saw a bunch of Republicans. It's easy to mistake them for insects of various sorts. There's an election in 14 months so they're starting to swarm.

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Re: Giant Mosquitos are here
Posted by: Entomologist ()
Date: September 02, 2015 07:03AM

The politically-correct term for giant bloodsucking parasites is "liberal" or "democrat".

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