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Vienna is no stranger to MONEY’s list: this quaint D.C. suburb ranked no. 3 in 2013, the last time we ranked small cities. It has a vibrant downtown, with mom-and-pop shops, locally owned restaurants, and historic buildings like the Freeman House, a country store built in 1859. Plus there’s plenty of outdoor recreation, including biking and walking paths along the 45-mile W&OD Railroad track, and low unemployment due to the town’s proximity to Tysons Corner (the two overlap), where Booz Allen Hamilton, Capital One, and Hilton Worldwide are headquartered.

http://time.com/money/3984492/vienna-virginia-best-places-to-live-2015/

I flat out love the wolftrap hotel. Love it.

Down from 3 to 48.

"Quaint"?

Of all the words to describe Vienna, I could never have come up with "quaint"...

In Vienna, you will never be far from a mattress store.

Or Assholes

Vienna has always had a certain feeling to it. A bit different then Fairfax Co. 35 years ago I worked part time in Vienna and the people talked about it.
It probably because its a town with its own police dept, a Mayor I guess. A town public works dept. Of course they use many Fairfax County services..schools mostly, but some of the schools were even town of Vienna like the old elementary school with County teachers. Clannish in a way years back, but lots of Little League games, kids activities, parades down main street, Halloween, The Vienna Inn, The Rexal drug store. and many others.

The OP/Mattress retailer doesn't point out that Loudoun is ranked number 1 in the country.

Vienna Matresses Wrote:
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> The OP/Mattress retailer doesn't point out that
> Loudoun is ranked number 1 in the country.


Loudoun is the number 1 mattress retailer in the country? Congratulations, I guess.

Vienna is nothing more than an overpriced collection of traffic lights and ugly, soul-less stripmalls in a suburban wasteland. No one lives there by choice.

This is a joke, right? Wrote:
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> Vienna is nothing more than an overpriced
> collection of traffic lights and ugly, soul-less
> stripmalls in a suburban wasteland. No one lives
> there by choice.


Careful with that kinda talk. Th' developers, the mattress store owners, and th' town council don't like people talkin' bad 'bout Vienna. People who talk too much wind up rolled up inna mattress cover on a dumpster on Mill Street....

We would like to make a correction - we actually chose Vienna, VA as one of the Top 50 Places to DIE, because "living" there is no better than being dead!

My son was in "the spectrum," and he did poorly in school until we moved to Vienna. Now he doesn't use his inhaler half as much as he used to, he's almost off Ritalin, and doesn't act out when he sees the color green...the vibration of the color green really hurt his eyes. Now he's a total joy to be with and he's doing well in his AP classes.

Vienna saved my son...

Those Asian hookers that hang out at tequila grande are so sweet and nice.

A grateful father Wrote:
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> My son was in "the spectrum," and he did poorly in
> school until we moved to Vienna. Now he doesn't
> use his inhaler half as much as he used to, he's
> almost off Ritalin, and doesn't act out when he
> sees the color green...the vibration of the color
> green really hurt his eyes. Now he's a total joy
> to be with and he's doing well in his AP classes.
>
> Vienna saved my son...

It is good to hear a true story about Vienna.

22180 resident Wrote:
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> A grateful father Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My son was in "the spectrum," and he did poorly
> in
> > school until we moved to Vienna. Now he
> doesn't
> > use his inhaler half as much as he used to,
> he's
> > almost off Ritalin, and doesn't act out when he
> > sees the color green...the vibration of the
> color
> > green really hurt his eyes. Now he's a total
> joy
> > to be with and he's doing well in his AP
> classes.
> >
> > Vienna saved my son...
>
> It is good to hear a true story about Vienna.


My sarcasm was lost on you, wasn't it? I hate living in Vienna - it's nearly ruined my son!

Yes, but the sausages there are tasty.

Sausages Wrote:
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> Yes, but the sausages there are tasty.


Fresh Market and Whole Foods both have extensive offerings.

22180 resident Wrote:
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> Vienna is one of the top 50 places to livebuy a mattress

FIFY

FIFY Wrote:
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> 22180 resident Wrote:
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> > Vienna is one of the top 50 places to
> livebuy a mattress
>
> FIFY


You are still stuck on that. Tysons Corner is not the same as Vienna you transplant piece of shit.

this gay dude Wrote:
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> You are still stuck on that. Tysons Corner is not
> the same as Vienna you transplant piece of shit.

There are four mattress stores on Maple Ave., you inbred townie piece of shit.

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Is four actually a lot? It seems to me that there are many mattress stores everywhere.

What's the deal Wrote:
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> Is four actually a lot?

That's on top of the half-dozen in the Vienna part of Tysons.

So, yeah, ten mattress stores is a lot.

What's the deal Wrote:
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> Is four actually a lot? It seems to me that there
> are many mattress stores everywhere.

No, it's not actually a lot. By count, there are actually more in Fairfax City, and by density, there are more in Falls Church City.

Here's the deal Wrote:
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> That's on top of the half-dozen in the Vienna part
> of Tysons. So, yeah, ten mattress stores is a lot.

So you count all the ones you find AFTER you pass the sign that says "Leaving the Town of Vienna"? Aren't there some in McLean or Idylwood that you could toss in there also?

this inbred motherfucker Wrote:
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> this gay dude Wrote:
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> > You are still stuck on that. Tysons Corner is
> not
> > the same as Vienna you transplant piece of
> shit.
>
> There are four mattress stores on Maple Ave., you
> inbred townie piece of shit.
>

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With four mattress stores, Vienna might be Washington’s most genuine bedroom community. But Vienna is far from a sleepy suburb. A fierce community spirit supports a small but quaint historic center and a growing number of home and design sources.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/home/destination-design-vienna/2014/06/18/82292ae4-e69c-11e3-a86b-362fd5443d19_story.html

Tally ho! Whined:
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> So you count all the ones you find AFTER you pass
> the sign that says "Leaving the Town of Vienna"?
> Aren't there some in McLean or Idylwood that you
> could toss in there also?

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LOL! That's even more lame than counting mattress stores that are not in Vienna as being in Vienna. Obviously, your stupid goes at least to 11...

Screw you guys! I'm off to city-data to teach everyone my econ skills!

My not so modest home is bigger than yours!

Vienna...

If you lived here, you'd be asleep on a comfortable, reasonably-priced mattress right now!

What's the deal Wrote:
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> Is four actually a lot? It seems to me that there
> are many mattress stores everywhere.


4 within two fucking blocks. lol

in Fairfax?

Tally ho! Wrote:
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> By count, there are actually more in Fairfax City,
> and by density, there are more in Falls Church City.

That's what I came up with as well. By comparison to actual nearby areas, Vienna does not seem to be any sort of mattress store Mecca at all. It seems that the town's desirability stems more from its premium location, the quality of its living space, and the effects of its activist local government.

Google guy Wrote:
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> Tally ho! Wrote:
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> > By count, there are actually more in Fairfax
> City,
> > and by density, there are more in Falls Church
> City.
>
> That's what I came up with as well. By comparison
> to actual nearby areas, Vienna does not seem to be
> any sort of mattress store Mecca at all. It seems
> that the town's desirability stems more from its
> premium location, the quality of its living space,
> and the effects of its activist local government.


"Activist local government"?


They are very active in kissing the asses of developers, if that's what "activist" means.

> "Activist local government"?
>
>
> They are very active in kissing the asses of
> developers, if that's what "activist" means.

They really like raising tax revenue, too. (Why did they add a meals tax but not a mattress tax?)

Mosby slept here Wrote:
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> They are very active in kissing the asses of
> developers, if that's what "activist" means.

Plainly, you have never met an actual developer. The Vienna zoning commission is long and well noted for being sticklers for the laws and regulations. They don't apologize for it at all, nor should they. They have taken up the cause of preserving the small-town feel of Vienna while still seeking progress, and done a good job of balancing those two demands. Developers hate them for it. They see only short-term profits going up in smoke. Too bad for them. Good for the rest of us.

"They have taken up the cause of preserving the small-town feel of Vienna"


That's the funniest thing I've read all week!

Imperialist Stout Wrote:
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> "They have taken up the cause of preserving the
> small-town feel of Vienna"
>
>
> That's the funniest thing I've read all week!


The town is small. It's the new houses that are big.

Too close to Tyson's Corner traffic. Overrated.

Imperialist Stout Wrote:
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> That's the funniest thing I've read all week!

Preserving the small-town feel of Vienna has been the prime concern of Vienna government for generations. This is one of the advantages of having an actual local government. You can have and protect a town identity in ways that mere Census-designated places simply cannot. Like it or not, that's exactly the sort of thing that helps get you on "Best 50 Places to Live" lists.

vienna woods butthurt Wrote:
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> The town is small. It's the new houses that are big.

The Town of Vienna is four square miles -- twice the size of the City of Falls Church for example. Homes built in the years before the Great Bush Recession and now again during the Great Obama Recovery are larger than what was built in the 1950s and 1960s, both in Vienna and everywhere else. The typical new home of 50-60 years ago came with small bedrooms, small closets, small windows, small kitchens, small bathrooms, and no central A/C. People today want and can afford more and better. And since Vienna's original subdivisions provided so many quarter-acre lots and larger, new homes with higher square-footage can be built than would be possible in some place where population density was much higher and lots of less than 10,000 sqft were the norm.

bleck99 Wrote:
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> Too close to Tyson's Corner traffic. Overrated.

LOL! Too pretty, and the schools are too good. Too many nice restaurants as well, and who wants to live so close to all the top medical resources in the area. And those two Metro stations are plainly two too many!

To all ignorant stooges Wrote:
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> bleck99 Wrote:
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> > Too close to Tyson's Corner traffic. Overrated.
>
> LOL! Too pretty, and the schools are too good.
> Too many nice restaurants as well, and who wants
> to live so close to all the top medical resources
> in the area. And those two Metro stations are
> plainly two too many!



Thanks, Mayor McMattress!

To all ignorant stooges Wrote:
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> bleck99 Wrote:
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> > Too close to Tyson's Corner traffic. Overrated.
>
> LOL! Too pretty, and the schools are too good.

The schools are run by the county and can be redistributed at any time. There is no "actual local government control" exercised by Vienna.

> Too many nice restaurants as well,

A few, but that can be found in many areas in NoVa.

> and who wants
> to live so close to all the top medical resources
> in the area.

Anyone in the vicinity of Merrifield, Chantilly, Dun Loring, Reston, Herndon, Falls Church, Arlington, Fairfax, etc. etc. etc. can say the same thing.

> And those two Metro stations are
> plainly two too many!

Neither of which is actually located within the actual town or even walkable by a great many of its residents.

Google guy Wrote:
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> Mosby slept here Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > They are very active in kissing the asses of
> > developers, if that's what "activist" means.
>
> Plainly, you have never met an actual developer.
> The Vienna zoning commission is long and well
> noted for being sticklers for the laws and
> regulations. They don't apologize for it at all,
> nor should they. They have taken up the cause of
> preserving the small-town feel of Vienna while
> still seeking progress, and done a good job of
> balancing those two demands. Developers hate them
> for it. They see only short-term profits going up
> in smoke. Too bad for them. Good for the rest of
> us.


Well if that's their objective, then they've obviously badly lost that battle and done a piss poor job. Vienna having a 'small-town feel' is about as realistic as eating sauerkraut at Disney's Epcot Center is like living in Germany. It's yet another over-crowded suburban wasteland.

Try the schnitzel! Wrote:
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> Google guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mosby slept here Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > They are very active in kissing the asses of
> > > developers, if that's what "activist" means.
> >
> > Plainly, you have never met an actual developer.
>
> > The Vienna zoning commission is long and well
> > noted for being sticklers for the laws and
> > regulations. They don't apologize for it at
> all,
> > nor should they. They have taken up the cause
> of
> > preserving the small-town feel of Vienna while
> > still seeking progress, and done a good job of
> > balancing those two demands. Developers hate
> them
> > for it. They see only short-term profits going
> up
> > in smoke. Too bad for them. Good for the rest
> of
> > us.
>
>
> Well if that's their objective, then they've
> obviously badly lost that battle and done a piss
> poor job. Vienna having a 'small-town feel' is
> about as realistic as eating sauerkraut at
> Disney's Epcot Center is like living in Germany.
> It's yet another over-crowded suburban wasteland.

+1



Brought to you by the "Vienna zoning Commission" (which doesn't actually exist. Vienna zoning decisions are first considered by a Zoning administrator and then appealed to the Board of Zoning Appeals if the applicant so desires).

So in one picture, we have a ludicrously designed eye sore next to a shanty both of which are in the shadow of a water tower. "welcome to Vienna!"

Oh my goodness, although I am a much-certified high-caste professional (with a staff!), I could only dream to have such a beautiful tasteful palace in Vienna. I could lounge on the second floor balcony just like a veritable sahib!

Try the schnitzel! Wrote:
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> Google guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mosby slept here Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > They are very active in kissing the asses of
> > > developers, if that's what "activist" means.
> >
> > Plainly, you have never met an actual developer.
>
> > The Vienna zoning commission is long and well
> > noted for being sticklers for the laws and
> > regulations. They don't apologize for it at
> all,
> > nor should they. They have taken up the cause
> of
> > preserving the small-town feel of Vienna while
> > still seeking progress, and done a good job of
> > balancing those two demands. Developers hate
> them
> > for it. They see only short-term profits going
> up
> > in smoke. Too bad for them. Good for the rest
> of
> > us.
>
>
> Well if that's their objective, then they've
> obviously badly lost that battle and done a piss
> poor job. Vienna having a 'small-town feel' is
> about as realistic as eating sauerkraut at
> Disney's Epcot Center is like living in Germany.
> It's yet another over-crowded suburban wasteland.



LOL! So true, but Epcot Center has more of a ahem, "small town feel" than Vienna does...

You all are so cute when you fall flat on your already grossly ugly and distorted faces. Better start saving up your nickels and dimes (assuming any of you actually has something as large as a dime) for a trip to the annual Vienna Oktoberfest, the small-town harvest festival and celebration that will be held along Church Street in Hip and Historic Vienna on October 3, 2015, from 11am to 7pm. Beer, bratwurst, shopping, music -- all stuff you'll never see happening on the streets of where you live. Saps.

Poor CDP-ers Wrote:
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> ...Beer, bratwurst, shopping, music -- all
> stuff you'll never see happening on the streets of
> where you live. Saps.


Hey! So it IS just like living in Germany!

Poor CDP-ers Wrote:
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> You all are so cute when you fall flat on your
> already grossly ugly and distorted faces. Better
> start saving up your nickels and dimes (assuming
> any of you actually has something as large as a
> dime) for a trip to the annual Vienna Oktoberfest,
> the small-town harvest festival and celebration
> that will be held along Church Street in Hip and
> Historic Vienna on October 3, 2015, from 11am to
> 7pm. Beer, bratwurst, shopping, music -- all
> stuff you'll never see happening on the streets of
> where you live. Saps.


Official Beer Mug Sponsor of the Vienna Oktoberfest.....





You can't make that shit up. Too funny!

Oh, and that type of shit happens in numerous towns all across NoVa on a weekly basis.

Pillow Top Ale Wrote:
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> Oh, and that type of shit happens in numerous
> towns all across NoVa on a weekly basis.

There AREN'T numerous towns all across NoVa, dumbass. In Fairfax County, there are just three -- Vienna, Herndon, and Clifton. How do you people manage to get so flat-out stupid anyway?

eyesores galore Wrote:
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> So in one picture, we have a ludicrously designed
> eye sore next to a shanty both of which are in the
> shadow of a water tower. "welcome to Vienna!"

Get some new material, deadbeat. The house on the right in your photo was torn down years ago. It was replaced by a home on the same scale as the one you call "the eyesore" -- meaning of course that you could not in a million years afford the place. It's FMV is estimated at a million and a quarter, by the way.

Typical CDP meathead Wrote:
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> Pillow Top Ale Wrote:
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> > Oh, and that type of shit happens in numerous
> > towns all across NoVa on a weekly basis.
>
> There AREN'T numerous towns all across NoVa,
> dumbass.

Yes there are. NoVa is bigger than Fairfax no matter how you define it.

> In Fairfax County, there are just three
> -- Vienna, Herndon, and Clifton. How do you
> people manage to get so flat-out stupid anyway?

Did I say Fairfax county? No, I said NoVa. NoVa is bigger than Fairfax no matter how you define it.

Oh, and I don't live in a CDP like you.

Tapawingo Tom Wrote:
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> eyesores galore Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > So in one picture, we have a ludicrously
> designed
> > eye sore next to a shanty both of which are in
> the
> > shadow of a water tower. "welcome to Vienna!"
>
> Get some new material, deadbeat. The house on the
> right in your photo was torn down years ago.

Last year does not qualify as "years ago." Get a calendar, Major Buffoon.

> It was replaced by a home on the same scale as the
> one you call "the eyesore" -- meaning of course
> that you could not in a million years afford the
> place. It's FMV is estimated at a million and a
> quarter, by the way.

Rest assured, if I had an inclination to live under a water tower, the cost of the home would not be the impediment.

Pillow Top Ale Wrote:
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> Poor CDP-ers Wrote:
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> > You all are so cute when you fall flat on your
> > already grossly ugly and distorted faces.
> Better
> > start saving up your nickels and dimes
> (assuming
> > any of you actually has something as large as a
> > dime) for a trip to the annual Vienna
> Oktoberfest,
> > the small-town harvest festival and celebration
> > that will be held along Church Street in Hip
> and
> > Historic Vienna on October 3, 2015, from 11am
> to
> > 7pm. Beer, bratwurst, shopping, music -- all
> > stuff you'll never see happening on the streets
> of
> > where you live. Saps.
>
>
> Official Beer Mug Sponsor of the Vienna
> Oktoberfest.....
>
>
> src=http://urbanmattresssanantonio.com/wp-content/
> uploads/2014/12/cropped-cropped-urban-mattress.png
> >
>
>
> You can't make that shit up. Too funny!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I had to look it up. It IS true.

Reading IS FUNdamental Wrote:
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> Yes there are.

Name them, dumbfuck. And please note which of them will be celebrating Oktoberfest again this year. Stupid downscale turd-brain.

> Oh, and I don't live in a CDP like you.

Work hard, save up, and maybe one day you can live within 20 miles of me.

eyesores galore Wrote:
> Last year does not qualify as "years ago." Get a
> calendar, Major Buffoon.

LOL! Your guilty plea is accepted. Your shame knows no bounds.

> Rest assured, if I had an inclination to live
> under a water tower, the cost of the home would
> not be the impediment.

LOL! It would at a million and a quarter! If you could afford Vienna, you would already live there.

beer out of my nose funny! Wrote:
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> I had to look it up. It IS true.

That's so sad. Imagine not realizing that in actual towns, the local business community comes together to support town events like Oktoberfest. Poor CDP-ers understand so little of municipal life.

Tapawingo Tom Wrote:
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> eyesores galore Wrote:
> > Last year does not qualify as "years ago." Get
> a
> > calendar, Major Buffoon.
>
> LOL! Your guilty plea is accepted. Your shame
> knows no bounds.
>
> > Rest assured, if I had an inclination to live
> > under a water tower, the cost of the home would
> > not be the impediment.
>
> LOL! It would at a million and a quarter! If you
> could afford Vienna, you would already live there.


You don't live here either Asshole.

You just come to play with trains. lol

22180 resident Wrote:
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>

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Vienna is no stranger to MONEY’s list:
> this quaint D.C. suburb ranked no. 3 in 2013, the
> last time we ranked small cities. It has a vibrant
> downtown, with mom-and-pop shops, locally owned
> restaurants, and historic buildings like the
> Freeman House, a country store built in 1859. Plus
> there’s plenty of outdoor recreation, including
> biking and walking paths along the 45-mile W&OD
> Railroad track, and low unemployment due to the
> town’s proximity to Tysons Corner (the two
> overlap), where Booz Allen Hamilton, Capital One,
> and Hilton Worldwide are headquartered.

> http://time.com/money/3984492/vienna-virginia-best
> -places-to-live-2015/


Sure, you can have a cheap chili-dog and beer at Vienna Inn while trying not to fall through the floor, then go mattress shopping and try not to get hit by cyclists in their spandex. But then if you do get knocked over by a cyclist, you have to try not to get raped by an illegal immigrant. Then, if you don't get raped, you can go to Tyson's Corner and try not to get mugged by some blacks that took the Metro in from PG County. At the same time, try not to get bamboozled by some middle eastern at a stand in the mall, or knocked over by texting teens with their heads in their phones. After THAT, you can sit in the shittiest traffic ever.

What did I miss?

Poor CDP-ers Wrote:
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> beer out of my nose funny! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had to look it up. It IS true.
>
> That's so sad. Imagine not realizing that in
> actual towns, the local business community comes
> together to support town events like Oktoberfest.
> Poor CDP-ers understand so little of municipal
> life.


Local businesses like...




wait for it...





THE FUCKING MATTRESS STORES.

lmao!

We don't want you either Wrote:
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> You don't live here either Asshole.
> You just come to play with trains. lol

Trains? I come here to amuse myself by taunting feeble-minded dumbshits like you.
FFXU never disappoints.

Tapawingo Tom Wrote:
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> We don't want you either Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You don't live here either Asshole.
> > You just come to play with trains. lol
>
> Trains? I come here to amuse myself by taunting
> feeble-minded dumbshits like you.
> FFXU never disappoints.


Did you get banned from city data for being an Asshole already? lmao

Vienna, not FFXU. You know, where that pitiful train museum is where you yell at the kids and their parents.

Stepped in your own shit Wrote:
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> Local businesses like...wait for it...THE FUCKING MATTRESS STORES.

Yes, asshole. Like the mattress stores. Of which there are four in Vienna, although two of them are kind of upscale and just blend into the background of bistros and boutiques. If you had the keys to your bedroom door, you might have gotten out enough by now to realize that although in so many other ways, Vienna is actually no place special when it comes to mattress stores. They are to be found all over the place.

Poor CDP-ers Wrote:
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> Stepped in your own shit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Local businesses like...wait for it...THE
> FUCKING MATTRESS STORES.
>
> Yes, asshole. Like the mattress stores. Of which
> there are four in Vienna, although two of them are
> kind of upscale and just blend into the background
> of bistros and boutiques. If you had the keys to
> your bedroom door, you might have gotten out
> enough by now to realize that although in so many
> other ways, Vienna is actually no place special
> when it comes to mattress stores. They are to be
> found all over the place.


Show me 4 within two blocks elsewhere.

Choo! choo! Wrote:
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> Did you get banned from city data for being an
> Asshole already? lmao

Well, no, now that you mention it for no apparent reason at all.

> Vienna, not FFXU. You know, where that pitiful
> train museum is where you yell at the kids and
> their parents.

There is a train museum of sorts at Fairfax Station. A model railroad club runs a layout at the Vienna Station. Do you have any idea which one of those you are trying to talk about, Brain-fart Man?

mattress heat map Wrote:
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> Show me 4 within two blocks elsewhere.

Try Kamp Washington. Try Tysons Corner.

Poor CDP-ers Wrote:
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> Stepped in your own shit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Local businesses like...wait for it...THE
> FUCKING MATTRESS STORES.
>
bistros and boutiques.



LOLOL

Poor CDP-ers Wrote:
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> mattress heat map Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Show me 4 within two blocks elsewhere.
>
> Try Kamp Washington. Try Tysons Corner.


Nope. Try again?

I haven't set foot in Vienna since the late 80's, when I was viciously insulted and abused by one of the waitresses at the Vienna Inn. All I wanted were three chili dogs and a cold draft. Still don't know what set her off.

Tapawingo Tom Wrote:
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> eyesores galore Wrote:
> > Last year does not qualify as "years ago." Get
> a
> > calendar, Major Buffoon.
>
> LOL! Your guilty plea is accepted.

Guilty of what? Proving you wrong. Yep, guilty as charged!

> > Rest assured, if I had an inclination to live
> > under a water tower, the cost of the home would
> > not be the impediment.
>
> LOL! It would at a million and a quarter!

Could sell my current home, purchase that home and walk away with cash in my pocket. You honestly think low seven figure homes are that rare in this area? Sure, they're unattainable for people like you, but for many of us, they are quite the norm.

> If you
> could afford Vienna, you would already live there.

Actually, I can afford to not live in Vienna let alone the crap side of Vienna.

Once again, you've made a complete ass of yourself.

Tapawingo Tom Wrote:
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> Choo! choo! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Did you get banned from city data for being an
> > Asshole already? lmao
>
> Well, no, now that you mention it for no apparent
> reason at all.


Yeah, no apparent reason at all. lol


>
> > Vienna, not FFXU. You know, where that pitiful
> > train museum is where you yell at the kids and
> > their parents.
>
> There is a train museum of sorts at Fairfax
> Station. A model railroad club runs a layout at
> the Vienna Station. Do you have any idea which
> one of those you are trying to talk about,
> Brain-fart Man?


Either. Both. A bitter old fucker there is a real Asshole...

"Brain fart man"?


You're losing it there, Asshole Actually...

eyesores galore Wrote:
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> Try the schnitzel! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Google guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mosby slept here Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > They are very active in kissing the asses
> of
> > > > developers, if that's what "activist"
> means.
> > >
> > > Plainly, you have never met an actual
> developer.
> >
> > > The Vienna zoning commission is long and well
> > > noted for being sticklers for the laws and
> > > regulations. They don't apologize for it at
> > all,
> > > nor should they. They have taken up the
> cause
> > of
> > > preserving the small-town feel of Vienna
> while
> > > still seeking progress, and done a good job
> of
> > > balancing those two demands. Developers hate
> > them
> > > for it. They see only short-term profits
> going
> > up
> > > in smoke. Too bad for them. Good for the
> rest
> > of
> > > us.
> >
> >
> > Well if that's their objective, then they've
> > obviously badly lost that battle and done a
> piss
> > poor job. Vienna having a 'small-town feel' is
> > about as realistic as eating sauerkraut at
> > Disney's Epcot Center is like living in Germany.
>
> > It's yet another over-crowded suburban
> wasteland.
>
> +1
>
>
>
> Brought to you by the "Vienna zoning Commission"
> (which doesn't actually exist. Vienna zoning
> decisions are first considered by a Zoning
> administrator and then appealed to the Board of
> Zoning Appeals if the applicant so desires).
>
> So in one picture, we have a ludicrously designed
> eye sore next to a shanty both of which are in the
> shadow of a water tower. "welcome to Vienna!"

It looks like they are building more than just craftsman style houses in Vienna. Pity.

What about annandale?

I agree Vienna is a cool place.
Best bars, mall food and even women

Bzzzztttt! Wrote:
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> Nope. Try again?

LOL! In the real world, Kamp Washington crushes Vienna on the mattress scale. Never let a bad night's sleep fog your mind like that again, and have a great first day back at school.
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Labor Day Sale Wrote:
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> > Nope. Try again?
>
> LOL! In the real world, Kamp Washington crushes
> Vienna on the mattress scale. Never let a bad
> night's sleep fog your mind like that again, and
> have a great first day back at school.
> .


Maybe if you're counting red dots. If you're counting mattress stores, then Vienna remains California King. Gave up on Tyson's yourself I guess.

Try again?

LOL!

The City of Falls Church is 100x times nicer than Vienna.

Bzzzztttt! Wrote:
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> Maybe if you're counting red dots. If you're
> counting mattress stores, then Vienna remains
> California King.

The red dots ARE mattress stores, dimbulb. Do you have a license to be that stupid?

this shit again Wrote:
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> The City of Falls Church is 100x times nicer than
> Vienna.


For some things, perhaps, but what if you need a mattress?

eyesores galore Wrote:
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> Guilty of what? Proving you wrong. Yep, guilty as charged!

No, dirtbag. Guilty of using a "shanty" that you knew had been torn down as if it were evidence of anything. That's the sort of deep-seated dishonesty that only the lowest of the low stoop to. Draw your own conclusions.

> You honestly think low seven figure homes are that rare
> in this area?

LOL! I'm the one who put the price tag on the "eyesore", and the same seven figures would apply to many homes in the vicinity. It seems like a weekly thing that an old 1950's home in the area goes down, and an upscale new model takes its place. It's enough to leave the out-of-date dullards in the dust.

> Actually, I can afford to not live in Vienna let
> alone the crap side of Vienna.

I'm not sure that you can. The long-term health effects of all this seething Vienna-envy and butthurt are likely to be far more costly than you are able to admit.

> Once again, you've made a complete ass of yourself.

No, dirtbag. It's you and mattress-boy who have lost your jocks here.

"seething Vienna-envy and butthurt.."


Christ, the Vienna Asshole is back.

Major Barbara Wrote:
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> Yeah, no apparent reason at all. lol

What IS quite apparent here is that you've got Big Lots bunches of butt-hurt that have been piled up on you by posters both here and at City-Data. Not enough detail to tab those here, but the ads for your fear of the C-D poster "Major Barbara" are brighter than the Las Vegas strip. You seem to suggest here that this person has been banned from C-D but see the below. The user-name "Denton56" has been banned. The user-name "Major Barbara" has not. Of course, the most likely thing is that the actual person behind "Denton56" simply created a new account and continues to post at C-D. Similarly it may be that the actual person behind "Major Barbara" uses other handles as well to deliver his or her torments upon you. That's just the way the world works. In the end, the inferior parties get beaten up by their betters. LOL!

> Either. Both. A bitter old fucker there is a real Asshole...

So your "museum" thing was of the same quality as your "shanty" thing. Great!
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angie Wrote:
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> For some things, perhaps, but what if you need a mattress?

There are 50% more mattress stores per square mile in the City of Falls Church than there are in the Town of Vienna. But even if you lived in some god-forsaken CDP nowhere near either of those places, you would have no problem finding a mattress store readily at hand. They are like banks and drug stores. They are everywhere.

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> Christ, the Vienna Asshole is back.

I'm familiar with Christ, the King. Are you saying that there is another one?

Tapawingo Tom Wrote:
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> eyesores galore Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Guilty of what? Proving you wrong. Yep, guilty
> as charged!
>
> No, dirtbag. Guilty of using a "shanty" that you
> knew had been torn down as if it were evidence of
> anything.

How was I supposed to know it was torn down? Indicate some sort of proof that I had knowledge it was torn down. It's not like I venture to the shit side of Vienna to discover which of the many shanties in Vienna are still standing. I'm willing to bet There are still plenty by the way.

> That's the sort of deep-seated
> dishonesty that only the lowest of the low stoop
> to. Draw your own conclusions.

I did. I drew the correct conclusion that you are a worthless piece of dog excrement.

> LOL! I'm the one who put the price tag on the
> "eyesore",

Actually, the sellers put the price tag on the eyesore. The county appraisers put the value on it. You, as usual, did jack shit.

> and the same seven figures would apply
> to many homes in the vicinity.

And it wouldn't apply to a whole bunch of shanties still standing.

> It seems like a
> weekly thing that an old 1950's home in the area
> goes down, and an upscale new model takes its
> place.

Weekly you say? That seems to indicate their is no shortage of shanties! Thanks for proving my point!

Breaking News -- Tom Sietsema's updated 2015 Fall Dining Guide is out. Clarity gets a nod. So does Jaleo.

Tapawingo Tom Wrote:
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> Breaking News -- Tom Sietsema's updated 2015 Fall
> Dining Guide is out. Clarity gets a nod. So does
> Jaleo.

But answer the important question: What kind of mattress does Tom Sietsema sleep on & from which of Vienna's dozen, give or take, mattress emporiums did he purchase it?

Is Tom Sietsema the asshole spotter? I think not, but there are some commonalities. http://www.metroweekly.com/2014/05/good-taste-2/

eyesores galore Wrote:
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> Try the schnitzel! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Google guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mosby slept here Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > They are very active in kissing the asses
> of
> > > > developers, if that's what "activist"
> means.
> > >
> > > Plainly, you have never met an actual
> developer.
> >
> > > The Vienna zoning commission is long and well
> > > noted for being sticklers for the laws and
> > > regulations. They don't apologize for it at
> > all,
> > > nor should they. They have taken up the
> cause
> > of
> > > preserving the small-town feel of Vienna
> while
> > > still seeking progress, and done a good job
> of
> > > balancing those two demands. Developers hate
> > them
> > > for it. They see only short-term profits
> going
> > up
> > > in smoke. Too bad for them. Good for the
> rest
> > of
> > > us.
> >
> >
> > Well if that's their objective, then they've
> > obviously badly lost that battle and done a
> piss
> > poor job. Vienna having a 'small-town feel' is
> > about as realistic as eating sauerkraut at
> > Disney's Epcot Center is like living in Germany.
>
> > It's yet another over-crowded suburban
> wasteland.
>
> +1
>
>
>
> Brought to you by the "Vienna zoning Commission"
> (which doesn't actually exist. Vienna zoning
> decisions are first considered by a Zoning
> administrator and then appealed to the Board of
> Zoning Appeals if the applicant so desires).
>
> So in one picture, we have a ludicrously designed
> eye sore next to a shanty both of which are in the
> shadow of a water tower. "welcome to Vienna!"

Did you photoshop that or does it actually exist?

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> eyesores galore Wrote:
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> > Try the schnitzel! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Google guy Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Mosby slept here Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > They are very active in kissing the asses
> > of
> > > > > developers, if that's what "activist"
> > means.
> > > >
> > > > Plainly, you have never met an actual
> > developer.
> > >
> > > > The Vienna zoning commission is long and
> well
> > > > noted for being sticklers for the laws and
> > > > regulations. They don't apologize for it
> at
> > > all,
> > > > nor should they. They have taken up the
> > cause
> > > of
> > > > preserving the small-town feel of Vienna
> > while
> > > > still seeking progress, and done a good job
> > of
> > > > balancing those two demands. Developers
> hate
> > > them
> > > > for it. They see only short-term profits
> > going
> > > up
> > > > in smoke. Too bad for them. Good for the
> > rest
> > > of
> > > > us.
> > >
> > >
> > > Well if that's their objective, then they've
> > > obviously badly lost that battle and done a
> > piss
> > > poor job. Vienna having a 'small-town feel'
> is
> > > about as realistic as eating sauerkraut at
> > > Disney's Epcot Center is like living in
> Germany.
> >
> > > It's yet another over-crowded suburban
> > wasteland.
> >
> > +1
> >
> >
> >
> > Brought to you by the "Vienna zoning
> Commission"
> > (which doesn't actually exist. Vienna zoning
> > decisions are first considered by a Zoning
> > administrator and then appealed to the Board of
> > Zoning Appeals if the applicant so desires).
> >
> > So in one picture, we have a ludicrously
> designed
> > eye sore next to a shanty both of which are in
> the
> > shadow of a water tower. "welcome to Vienna!"
>
> Did you photoshop that or does it actually exist?

It exists. It's on Tapawingo Rd. Stay classy, Vienna!

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>
> > -----
> > > Try the schnitzel! Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Google guy Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Mosby slept here Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > They are very active in kissing the
> asses
> > > of
> > > > > > developers, if that's what "activist"
> > > means.
> > > > >
> > > > > Plainly, you have never met an actual
> > > developer.
> > > >
> > > > > The Vienna zoning commission is long and
> > well
> > > > > noted for being sticklers for the laws
> and
> > > > > regulations. They don't apologize for it
> > at
> > > > all,
> > > > > nor should they. They have taken up the
> > > cause
> > > > of
> > > > > preserving the small-town feel of Vienna
> > > while
> > > > > still seeking progress, and done a good
> job
> > > of
> > > > > balancing those two demands. Developers
> > hate
> > > > them
> > > > > for it. They see only short-term profits
> > > going
> > > > up
> > > > > in smoke. Too bad for them. Good for
> the
> > > rest
> > > > of
> > > > > us.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Well if that's their objective, then
> they've
> > > > obviously badly lost that battle and done a
> > > piss
> > > > poor job. Vienna having a 'small-town
> feel'
> > is
> > > > about as realistic as eating sauerkraut at
> > > > Disney's Epcot Center is like living in
> > Germany.
> > >
> > > > It's yet another over-crowded suburban
> > > wasteland.
> > >
> > > +1
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Brought to you by the "Vienna zoning
> > Commission"
> > > (which doesn't actually exist. Vienna zoning
> > > decisions are first considered by a Zoning
> > > administrator and then appealed to the Board
> of
> > > Zoning Appeals if the applicant so desires).
> > >
> > > So in one picture, we have a ludicrously
> > designed
> > > eye sore next to a shanty both of which are
> in
> > the
> > > shadow of a water tower. "welcome to
> Vienna!"
> >
> > Did you photoshop that or does it actually
> exist?
>
> It exists. It's on Tapawingo Rd. Stay classy,
> Vienna!


MAP #: 0384 08D 0031
SHETH DILIP N 503 TAPAWINGO RD SW
Owner
Name SHETH DILIP N, AND TERIESA J
Mailing Address 503 TAPAWINGO RD SW VIENNA VA 22180
Book 06743
Page 0766

Parcel
Property Location 503 TAPAWINGO RD SW
Map # 0384 08D 0031
Tax District V0000
District Name HUNTER MILL TOWN OF VIENNA
Land Use Code Single-family, Detached
Land Area (acreage)
Land Area (SQFT) 11,002
Zoning Description RS-10(10000 3.2 DU/AC)
Utilities WATER CONNECTED
SEWER CONNECTED
GAS CONNECTED
County Historic Overlay District NO
For further information about Historic Overlay Districts, CLICK HERE

Street/Road PAVED
Site Description BUILDABLE-AVERAGE LOT




Legal Description
Legal Description VIENNA WOODS
LT 31 BLK D SEC 6



God these arabs have terrible taste

under the water tower Wrote:
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> > eyesores galore Wrote:
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> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Try the schnitzel! Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Google guy Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Mosby slept here Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > They are very active in kissing the
> asses
> > > of
> > > > > > developers, if that's what "activist"
> > > means.
> > > > >
> > > > > Plainly, you have never met an actual
> > > developer.
> > > >
> > > > > The Vienna zoning commission is long and
> > well
> > > > > noted for being sticklers for the laws
> and
> > > > > regulations. They don't apologize for it
> > at
> > > > all,
> > > > > nor should they. They have taken up the
> > > cause
> > > > of
> > > > > preserving the small-town feel of Vienna
> > > while
> > > > > still seeking progress, and done a good
> job
> > > of
> > > > > balancing those two demands. Developers
> > hate
> > > > them
> > > > > for it. They see only short-term profits
> > > going
> > > > up
> > > > > in smoke. Too bad for them. Good for
> the
> > > rest
> > > > of
> > > > > us.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Well if that's their objective, then
> they've
> > > > obviously badly lost that battle and done a
> > > piss
> > > > poor job. Vienna having a 'small-town
> feel'
> > is
> > > > about as realistic as eating sauerkraut at
> > > > Disney's Epcot Center is like living in
> > Germany.
> > >
> > > > It's yet another over-crowded suburban
> > > wasteland.
> > >
> > > +1
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Brought to you by the "Vienna zoning
> > Commission"
> > > (which doesn't actually exist. Vienna zoning
> > > decisions are first considered by a Zoning
> > > administrator and then appealed to the Board
> of
> > > Zoning Appeals if the applicant so desires).
> > >
> > > So in one picture, we have a ludicrously
> > designed
> > > eye sore next to a shanty both of which are
> in
> > the
> > > shadow of a water tower. "welcome to
> Vienna!"
> >
> > Did you photoshop that or does it actually
> exist?
>
> It exists. It's on Tapawingo Rd. Stay classy,
> Vienna!

Oh my.

what a suprise Wrote:
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> God these arabs have terrible taste

LOL! He's Ethiopian and a noted local artist. His workshop and gallery are in Takoma Park. Probably above your pay-scale though.

Have noticed on my 5a.m. commute through Vienna homeless people sleeping on benches on Rt. 123. That's got to be good for your image!

gbw Wrote:
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> Have noticed on my 5a.m. commute through Vienna
> homeless people sleeping on benches on Rt. 123.
> That's got to be good for your image!

I have seen them while walking the dog. The Town Green is a favored spot, but I have also seen disheveled individuals pushing a shopping cart through the Giant parking lot and the Jammin Java parking lot.

5 a.m. commuters and dog-walkers. Right...