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Ashley Madison - now posting on FFu. Kristy ... New!
Posted by: Kristy69 ()
Date: August 29, 2015 04:34PM

Please read carefully! Do not email me if you just want sex! Starting the next chapter in my life. Moved into the area recently. Not your typical woman, as I love football, baseball, hockey and basketball. but can still shop like it's a sporting event. Not crazy about hunting / fishing. Must be employed. Love the beach and am used to my romantic little get aways in foreign countries. Likes to laugh and not be so serious. Life is short, enjoy everyday. Wake up with a smile. White wine or cold beer, either will do. I love a good morning run to start the day. Someone who likes to workout but is not afraid of a cheesy gooey pizza either. No loosers who live at home, are not gov workers making less than $100k/yr (automatically blocked), or anyone who admits wanting sex.

Just write me back at 1888screwyourself@yahoo.com

About
Smokes cigars
Average body type
City
Details
40 year old Female, 5' 5" (165cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Sagittarius
Intent is actively seeking dating.
Education
Some college
Personality
Hopeless Romantic
Profession
government, sales

Do you drink? Socially
Do you want children?
oh hell no
Do you have children?
Yes, 3, 2 still trying to pay for.
Marital Status Divorced
Drugs
not since HS but won't admit it
Hair Color Mixed Color
Do you have a car? Yes, luxury foreign one
Longest Relationship Over 9 yearsHow ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Dog
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Re: Ashley Madison - now posting on FFu. Kristy ... New!
Posted by: Average body type = fat ()
Date: August 29, 2015 04:50PM

Go be fat somewhere else.

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Re: Ashley Madison - now posting on FFu. Kristy ... New!
Posted by: 3ehuv ()
Date: August 30, 2015 10:56AM

>No loosers who live at home, are not gov workers making less than $100k/yr

ESL?

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Re: Ashley Madison - now posting on FFu. Kristy ... New!
Posted by: yjyYJ ()
Date: August 30, 2015 05:24PM

3ehuv Wrote:
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> >No loosers who live at home, are not gov workers
> making less than $100k/yr
>
> ESL?


Education
Some college (ie took remedial English, dropped the class)

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Re: Ashley Madison - now posting on FFu. Kristy ... New!
Posted by: p7M9L ()
Date: August 31, 2015 07:09AM

That sentence is so poorly constructed I can't parse it.

looser? loser? One does live at home by definition unless you are a vagrant or on travel. The double negative, "No looser [sic] .. not gov workers" -- what does that mean?

I have some college but I must have spent time in the wrong classes.

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Re: Ashley Madison - now posting on FFu. Kristy ... New!
Posted by: butthole ()
Date: August 31, 2015 06:52PM

Need to see buttgole

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Re: Ashley Madison - now posting on FFu. Kristy ... New!
Posted by: W6cEK ()
Date: September 04, 2015 08:40PM

> That sentence is so poorly constructed I can't parse it.
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Re: Ashley Madison - now posting on FFu. Kristy ... New!
Posted by: uMhwL ()
Date: September 04, 2015 08:41PM

> That sentence is so poorly constructed I can't parse it.

you need medication! don't ever contact me again !

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Re: Ashley Madison - now posting on FFu. Kristy ... New!
Posted by: 4khUY ()
Date: September 04, 2015 08:41PM

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Re: Ashley Madison - now posting on FFu. Kristy ... New!
Posted by: Shitheads ()
Date: September 04, 2015 09:32PM

Obvious troll post. Too many noobs on here after the AM cluster fuck!

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