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Secrets
Posted by: Curious2234 ()
Date: August 29, 2015 06:33AM

What are the secrets of NoVA? What do the powers that be not want anyone to know?

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Re: Secrets
Posted by: easy ()
Date: August 29, 2015 06:55AM

That almost everywhere else in the country, people live better and for a lot less money.

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Re: Secrets
Posted by: You know ()
Date: August 29, 2015 07:26AM

That Obama is a wolf in sheep's clothing.

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Re: Secrets
Posted by: werd ()
Date: August 29, 2015 07:36AM

*puts on tinfoil hat

When China/Russia finally get around to nuking us, we're gonna be the first ones to go as we are in the blast zone....pros and cons of being so close to DC.

/tinfoil

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Re: Secrets
Posted by: words of wisdom ()
Date: August 31, 2015 05:42PM

None of these are secrets, as everybody already knows these things.

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Re: Secrets
Posted by: Local.Contractor ()
Date: August 31, 2015 06:27PM

There are no secrets in Fairfax and everyone in my industry is above board and beyond reproach (no matter what you might hear).

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Re: Secrets
Posted by: The best ()
Date: August 31, 2015 06:54PM

Www.secretsdc.com

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Re: Secrets
Posted by: Think About It ()
Date: August 31, 2015 08:33PM

Curious2234 Wrote:
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> What are the secrets of NoVA? What do the powers
> that be not want anyone to know?


That the actual crime rate is equal to less savory areas in the Washington Metropolitan Area. FFX County crimes do not make the evening news like PG, DC and other locals. Only the truly sensational crimes make it onto the evening news. A lot of shit goes down in FFX County, you just do not hear about it. Why would they need the Monstrosity that is the FFX County Adult Detention Facility is we were just a sleepy little place?

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Re: Secrets
Posted by: Annanjail ()
Date: August 31, 2015 08:55PM

Annandale is a hotbed of North Korean spies. That's why lounge decor is stuck in the 50s.

Russian spies are in Chantilly during work hours but shop at the edge of Annandale, where food is expired to give the feel of home.

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Re: Secrets
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: August 31, 2015 09:20PM

Think About It Wrote:
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> Curious2234 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What are the secrets of NoVA? What do the
> powers
> > that be not want anyone to know?
>
>
> That the actual crime rate is equal to less savory
> areas in the Washington Metropolitan Area. FFX
> County crimes do not make the evening news like
> PG, DC and other locals. Only the truly
> sensational crimes make it onto the evening news.
> A lot of shit goes down in FFX County, you just do
> not hear about it. Why would they need the
> Monstrosity that is the FFX County Adult Detention
> Facility is we were just a sleepy little place?

In general, I suspect Fairfax County to have a more closed-lip policy than PW or Loudoun counties on crimes across the board.

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Re: Secrets
Posted by: I see dead people ()
Date: September 02, 2015 07:54AM

Think About It Wrote:
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> Curious2234 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What are the secrets of NoVA? What do the
> powers
> > that be not want anyone to know?
>
>
> That the actual crime rate is equal to less savory
> areas in the Washington Metropolitan Area. FFX
> County crimes do not make the evening news like
> PG, DC and other locals. Only the truly
> sensational crimes make it onto the evening news.
> A lot of shit goes down in FFX County, you just do
> not hear about it. Why would they need the
> Monstrosity that is the FFX County Adult Detention
> Facility is we were just a sleepy little place?


Yeah. Fairfax is really good at hiding the bodies. Fairfax really has the same number of homicides as PG or DC but Fairfax just hides the bodies.

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Re: Secrets
Posted by: Sorry to say... ()
Date: September 02, 2015 08:19AM

The thing that everybody knows but that many refuse to face up to is that failures here have failed on their own. It wasn't immigrants or liberals who did it.

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Re: Secrets
Posted by: open secret ()
Date: September 02, 2015 12:33PM

I see dead people Wrote:
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> Think About It Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Curious2234 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What are the secrets of NoVA? What do the
> > powers
> > > that be not want anyone to know?
> >
> >
> > That the actual crime rate is equal to less
> savory
> > areas in the Washington Metropolitan Area. FFX
> > County crimes do not make the evening news like
> > PG, DC and other locals. Only the truly
> > sensational crimes make it onto the evening
> news.
> > A lot of shit goes down in FFX County, you just
> do
> > not hear about it. Why would they need the
> > Monstrosity that is the FFX County Adult
> Detention
> > Facility is we were just a sleepy little place?
>
> Yeah. Fairfax is really good at hiding the bodies.
> Fairfax really has the same number of homicides as
> PG or DC but Fairfax just hides the bodies.

The fact that Fairfax County vastly under reports its violent crime rate (and has done so for many, many years) is an open secret.

For example, the "official" number of homicides in Fairfax County in 2014 was 10, but the actual number was closer to 50. The puts Fairfax on a par with Prince Georges County, which is slightly smaller but had more homicides (54 in 2014).

The reason Fairfax County under reports its crime rate is simple: money. If people knew how how much crime was actually going on in the county, there'd be a mass exodus by the six-figure income crowd.

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Re: Secrets
Posted by: You are stupid ()
Date: September 02, 2015 03:01PM

Where the hell did you get Fairfax County had 50 homicides in 2014?

This should really be good because you totally made that number up.

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Re: Secrets
Posted by: LOL.... ()
Date: September 02, 2015 03:05PM

open secret Wrote:
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> The reason Fairfax County under reports its crime
> rate is simple: money. If people knew how how much
> crime was actually going on in the county, there'd
> be a mass exodus by the six-figure income crowd.

So says the four-figure income crowd. Get a life, loser.

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Re: Secrets
Posted by: Another One ()
Date: September 02, 2015 06:40PM

There's a secret tunnel connecting Springfield all the way to the Pentagon.

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