Re: Reckless
Posted by:
Gabriel Epstien
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Date: August 25, 2015 09:25PM
Most people try to get a lawyer, take the driving course, stop speeding and hope fore the best. The profit mill for living life continues...
My personal recommendation, wear blue-collar work clothing equipped with stains and all. Crash your car into the courthouse 10 mins after your hearing time and run into the court room panting "I hope I'm not late, there was a bike marathon I had to plow through to get here." It works everytime. And just in case, put peanut butter in your ass crack. You will know what to do when the time comes.