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Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Help Find Chrissy
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Date: August 17, 2015 10:07AM
Please pass around this flier. Her family is so worried about her.
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Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Hump 'em / Dump 'em
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Date: August 17, 2015 10:32AM
I wouldn't mind seeing those tits..
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Good Girl Gone Bad?
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Date: August 17, 2015 05:51PM
Is she into drugs, or running a home based prostitution business off of craigslist?
Sometimes when these MILFS find out their hubby is out screwing some 20 year old piece of ass they flip the fuck out.
At 33 years old she is at the age where she is at her sexual peak, so she might be off in some apartment in D.C. getting her brains fucked out by a group of unemployed negro men.
Sometimes when these MILFS find out their hubby is out screwing some 20 year old piece of ass they flip the fuck out.
At 33 years old she is at the age where she is at her sexual peak, so she might be off in some apartment in D.C. getting her brains fucked out by a group of unemployed negro men.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
RustCohle
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Date: August 17, 2015 07:17PM
^^^^ You guys stay classy.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Missingdetails
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Date: August 17, 2015 08:23PM
Is there any additional information? Where she was last seen and what time?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Lisa (Chrissy's sister)
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Date: August 17, 2015 08:40PM
She was last seen August 8, 2015 leaving a meeting at Lord of Life church on Twinbrooke, walking along Twinbrooke toward Target. Car and apartment have been abandoned since, and phone was found in the woods about a mile away. Please contact helpfindchrissy@gmail.com or 571-399-5633.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Mel
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Date: August 17, 2015 10:36PM
I'm so sorry Lisa. We will keep getting the word out and praying for her safe return.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Psychic
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Date: August 18, 2015 12:04AM
Either obama's son or his beloved illegals likely took her. Sadly, she white, so her life doesn't matter to any news media or politician.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Household6
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Date: August 18, 2015 01:53AM
Jerks. You're not funny. That was plain mean, and uncalled for.
What if it was your sister, wife, mother, or daughter?
What if it was your sister, wife, mother, or daughter?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
DontFeedTrolls
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Date: August 18, 2015 07:05AM
Just ignore the trolls and keep posting relevant information here if you want. Normal/helpful people do read this forum but there's a fair share of generic trolls that post stuff like you see above. If they think they are getting under your skin or losing the outrage or lulz battle they post more frequently or increasingly stupid stuff.
This story doesn't sound good to be honest but I hope for a good outcome. Good luck.
This story doesn't sound good to be honest but I hope for a good outcome. Good luck.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
RB in MD
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Date: August 18, 2015 07:26AM
Lisa, I haven't seen Chrissy since we stopped dating almost 8 years ago, but I'm hoping she's found, soon. Thinking of you, your family, brother, and Chrissy.
*hug*
*hug*
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
FTbNj
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Date: August 18, 2015 07:49AM
Household6 Wrote:
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> Jerks. You're not funny. That was plain mean, and
> uncalled for.
> What if it was your sister, wife, mother, or
> daughter?
My sister, wife, mother, or daughter would never be so broke ass that they'd be living in an apartment and walking to target at age 33.
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> Jerks. You're not funny. That was plain mean, and
> uncalled for.
> What if it was your sister, wife, mother, or
> daughter?
My sister, wife, mother, or daughter would never be so broke ass that they'd be living in an apartment and walking to target at age 33.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Wild Bill
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Date: August 18, 2015 08:16AM
It puts the lotion on its skin.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Wild Bill
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Date: August 18, 2015 08:51AM
Else it gets the hose again.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
tsk, tsk, tsk
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Date: August 18, 2015 08:55AM
FTbNj Wrote:
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> My sister, wife, mother, or daughter would never
> be so broke ass that they'd be living in an
> apartment and walking to target at age 33.
What's wrong with living in an apartment (or condominium)? The housing units surrounding the Burke Target are quite nice.
What's wrong with walking to the store? Must we drive everywhere we go?
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> My sister, wife, mother, or daughter would never
> be so broke ass that they'd be living in an
> apartment and walking to target at age 33.
What's wrong with living in an apartment (or condominium)? The housing units surrounding the Burke Target are quite nice.
What's wrong with walking to the store? Must we drive everywhere we go?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
does not compute
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Date: August 18, 2015 09:12AM
RB in MD Wrote:
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> Lisa, I haven't seen Chrissy since we stopped
> dating almost 8 years ago, but I'm hoping she's
> found, soon. Thinking of you, your family,
> brother, and Chrissy.
>
> *hug*
If you haven't seen her 8 years, how'd you know she was missing and to check this board????
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> Lisa, I haven't seen Chrissy since we stopped
> dating almost 8 years ago, but I'm hoping she's
> found, soon. Thinking of you, your family,
> brother, and Chrissy.
>
> *hug*
If you haven't seen her 8 years, how'd you know she was missing and to check this board????
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Thinkerer
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Date: August 18, 2015 09:27AM
does not compute Wrote:
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> If you haven't seen her 8 years, how'd you know
> she was missing and to check this board????
You don't think that maybe the guy has friends who still live in the Burke area, use this site, and told him?
Duh.
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> If you haven't seen her 8 years, how'd you know
> she was missing and to check this board????
You don't think that maybe the guy has friends who still live in the Burke area, use this site, and told him?
Duh.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Hannibal
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Date: August 18, 2015 09:34AM
Wild Bill Wrote:
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> Else it gets the hose again.
Sick but funny -
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> Else it gets the hose again.
Sick but funny -
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Wshs grad
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Date: August 18, 2015 10:08AM
Have they checked Becky Hundemer's stomach? She's always hungry lol
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
M DC
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Date: August 18, 2015 11:16AM
Praying for the safe return of this young lady. Praying for the family.
As for you TROLLS - you should be ashamed of yourself. Stop being horrible people and start being helpful. This is a person. Grow up. If you cannot grow up - then shut up.
As for you TROLLS - you should be ashamed of yourself. Stop being horrible people and start being helpful. This is a person. Grow up. If you cannot grow up - then shut up.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
M DC
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Date: August 18, 2015 11:21AM
Wow - judge much. Well I know my family would not be as heartless as you.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Sandwich Maker
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Date: August 18, 2015 11:29AM
M DC Wrote:
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> Praying for the safe return of this young lady.
> Praying for the family.
>
> As for you TROLLS - you should be ashamed of
> yourself. Stop being horrible people and start
> being helpful. This is a person. Grow up. If you
> cannot grow up - then shut up.
You better shut up or you will be eaten next!
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> Praying for the safe return of this young lady.
> Praying for the family.
>
> As for you TROLLS - you should be ashamed of
> yourself. Stop being horrible people and start
> being helpful. This is a person. Grow up. If you
> cannot grow up - then shut up.
You better shut up or you will be eaten next!
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
M DC
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Date: August 18, 2015 12:40PM
M DC Wrote:
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> Praying for the safe return of this young lady.
> Praying for the family.
>
> As for you TROLLS - you should be ashamed of
> yourself. Stop being horrible people and start
> being helpful. This is a person. Grow up. If you
> cannot grow up - then shut up.
>Posted by: Sandwich Maker ()
>You better shut up or you will be eaten next!
Sandwich Maker - Seriously. Be helpful not a jerk. This is a serious matter. A family is missing a loved one. Spread the news, if you see her - report it.
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> Praying for the safe return of this young lady.
> Praying for the family.
>
> As for you TROLLS - you should be ashamed of
> yourself. Stop being horrible people and start
> being helpful. This is a person. Grow up. If you
> cannot grow up - then shut up.
>Posted by: Sandwich Maker ()
>You better shut up or you will be eaten next!
Sandwich Maker - Seriously. Be helpful not a jerk. This is a serious matter. A family is missing a loved one. Spread the news, if you see her - report it.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
I am Titfish
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Date: August 18, 2015 01:41PM
and I approve
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
pookyface
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Date: August 18, 2015 05:08PM
How come the local media/police have not picked up on this story? A quick google check doesn't come up with any results besides this post and on Reddit.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Different Take
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Date: August 18, 2015 05:50PM
M DC Wrote:
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> M DC Wrote:
> -------------------------------------------------
> ------
> > Praying for the safe return of this young lady.
>
> > Praying for the family.
> >
> > As for you TROLLS - you should be ashamed of
> > yourself. Stop being horrible people and start
> > being helpful. This is a person. Grow up. If
> you
> > cannot grow up - then shut up.
>
> >Posted by: Sandwich Maker ()
> >You better shut up or you will be eaten next!
>
>
> Sandwich Maker - Seriously. Be helpful not a
> jerk. This is a serious matter. A family is
> missing a loved one. Spread the news, if you see
> her - report it.
The whole story sounds fishy at best. Where is the media, and news reports of this missing woman? Haven't seen any alerts from the local police about this missing woman.
People sometimes runaway from issues or family or people they owe money to. I am sure there is more to this story.
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> M DC Wrote:
> -------------------------------------------------
> ------
> > Praying for the safe return of this young lady.
>
> > Praying for the family.
> >
> > As for you TROLLS - you should be ashamed of
> > yourself. Stop being horrible people and start
> > being helpful. This is a person. Grow up. If
> you
> > cannot grow up - then shut up.
>
> >Posted by: Sandwich Maker ()
> >You better shut up or you will be eaten next!
>
>
> Sandwich Maker - Seriously. Be helpful not a
> jerk. This is a serious matter. A family is
> missing a loved one. Spread the news, if you see
> her - report it.
The whole story sounds fishy at best. Where is the media, and news reports of this missing woman? Haven't seen any alerts from the local police about this missing woman.
People sometimes runaway from issues or family or people they owe money to. I am sure there is more to this story.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
M DC
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Date: August 18, 2015 07:45PM
I actually know a family member. It is real. The media does not pick up every missing person, sadly. The family members are worried and passing out flyers. Just praying they get her back safe.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
C
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Date: August 18, 2015 07:56PM
She is missing and the family is very worried she is in danger. Fairfax county has been notified, they are working on it. Please pass the flyer to as many people as possible. We are praying she is safe and comes home soon.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Twitter Rosie
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Date: August 18, 2015 08:43PM
Rosie OD put the word out about her missing kid. Kid found.
Send the flyer to .rosie's Twitter feed.
Send this to Peggy Fox at channel 9 news
Send the flyer to .rosie's Twitter feed.
Send this to Peggy Fox at channel 9 news
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
twitter Rosie
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Date: August 18, 2015 08:46PM
Get in contact with Peggy fox
@PeggyTV
Date: August 17, 2015 08:40PM
She was last seen August 8, 2015 leaving a meeting at Lord of Life church on Twinbrooke, walking along Twinbrooke toward Target. Car and apartment have been abandoned since, and phone was found in the woods about a mile away. Please contact helpfindchrissy@gmail.com or 571-399-5633.
@PeggyTV
Date: August 17, 2015 08:40PM
She was last seen August 8, 2015 leaving a meeting at Lord of Life church on Twinbrooke, walking along Twinbrooke toward Target. Car and apartment have been abandoned since, and phone was found in the woods about a mile away. Please contact helpfindchrissy@gmail.com or 571-399-5633.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
rebecca
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Date: August 18, 2015 09:31PM
You sir are disrespectful.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Slow
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Date: August 18, 2015 09:58PM
She looks slightly retarded. Probably licking a window somewhere.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Concerned Resident
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Date: August 19, 2015 08:05AM
That last comment was cruel and nasty. Obviously from a sick loser. But just out of curiousity, does she have Down's Syndrome? She does look sorta retarded.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
cyber weirdo
()
Date: August 19, 2015 08:09AM
She went to Paul VI I think. Class of 99 maybe.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
justice4judy
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Date: August 19, 2015 08:56AM
Praying for a safe return!
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Poet
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Date: August 19, 2015 09:26AM
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
That'll do troll
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Date: August 19, 2015 09:30AM
For all their crassness, the trolls on this forum do serve a useful purpose in that they do tend to keep posts like this active and at the top of the forum, thus ensuring more people click and read.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Hmmmm......
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Date: August 19, 2015 09:38AM
Poet Wrote:
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> http://smiley00.tripod.com/poem384.html
>
> Was she a poet? Was mental health at all a
> concern?
Just read the poem. Is she suffering from depression? Maybe she has checked out.
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> http://smiley00.tripod.com/poem384.html
>
> Was she a poet? Was mental health at all a
> concern?
Just read the poem. Is she suffering from depression? Maybe she has checked out.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Ray Brower
()
Date: August 19, 2015 10:57AM
Has anyone looked along the train tracks? Just thinking of ideas..
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
fingered
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Date: August 19, 2015 11:00AM
Why is ConfidentialBailBonds looking for her?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
fingered
()
Date: August 19, 2015 11:01AM
cyber weirdo Wrote:
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> She went to Paul VI I think. Class of 99 maybe.
Did she know Jonathon Taylor Spielberg?
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> She went to Paul VI I think. Class of 99 maybe.
Did she know Jonathon Taylor Spielberg?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
The Plot Thickens
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Date: August 19, 2015 11:49AM
This chick has issues. Just did an arrest/ticket search, and she is no virgin to the Fairfax Court system. I wonder about the surrounding counties.
More on this one for sure.
More on this one for sure.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
6wy7P
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Date: August 19, 2015 12:03PM
Sounds like she went to meet Jesus.
Did she have a job? Kids? Any responsibilities?
Maybe she just got tired of the rat race in NOVA and took off. I think about doing the same thing from time to time.
Did she have a job? Kids? Any responsibilities?
Maybe she just got tired of the rat race in NOVA and took off. I think about doing the same thing from time to time.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
mudshark
()
Date: August 19, 2015 12:05PM
NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed around like a basketball.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Eff the Trolls
()
Date: August 19, 2015 12:41PM
I'm sure plenty of people would like to see your dick in a vice.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Herring9
()
Date: August 19, 2015 12:43PM
According to the Lord of Life church website (place she was last seen) there was a women's AA meeting from 10-11am on the day she went missing. I bet the people in that group could help a lot. I wonder if the church has surveillance cameras in their parking lot? Maybe the can see if someone was following her?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
KMUUe
()
Date: August 19, 2015 12:45PM
Can anyone provide more concrete info on where she disappeared? There is no "Lord of Life" church, nor a Target, on Twinbrook in Burke.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
7Mc4v
()
Date: August 19, 2015 12:46PM
Oh, there is a Lord of Life on Twinbrook. Google Maps is just messed up. Never mind that last post.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
dngty
()
Date: August 19, 2015 12:57PM
KMUUe Wrote:
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> Can anyone provide more concrete info on where she
> disappeared? There is no "Lord of Life" church,
> nor a Target, on Twinbrook in Burke.
Yes there is. Twinbrook road turns into Guinea road at the intersection at Commonwealth Blvd just past the church. If you continue down Guinea, the Target is at the intersection of New Guinea and Roberts. Also, it's considered Fairfax, not Burke which may be causing some confusion.
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> Can anyone provide more concrete info on where she
> disappeared? There is no "Lord of Life" church,
> nor a Target, on Twinbrook in Burke.
Yes there is. Twinbrook road turns into Guinea road at the intersection at Commonwealth Blvd just past the church. If you continue down Guinea, the Target is at the intersection of New Guinea and Roberts. Also, it's considered Fairfax, not Burke which may be causing some confusion.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
last seen
()
Date: August 19, 2015 01:03PM
mudshark Wrote:
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> NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed around
> like a basketball.
New York Ave and North Capitol St NW. The NE Brothers gave her to the NW to end a beef, now their is peace. She saved a lot of black lives.
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> NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed around
> like a basketball.
New York Ave and North Capitol St NW. The NE Brothers gave her to the NW to end a beef, now their is peace. She saved a lot of black lives.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
This is God's will, Lisa
()
Date: August 19, 2015 01:09PM
Lisa (Chrissy's sister) Wrote:
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> She was last seen August 8, 2015 leaving a meeting
> at Lord of Life church on Twinbrooke, walking
> along Twinbrooke toward Target. Car and apartment
> have been abandoned since, and phone was found in
> the woods about a mile away. Please contact
> helpfindchrissy@gmail.com or 571-399-5633.
Chrissy's disappearance is God's will, Lisa.
If Chrissy ran off or was abducted, it is God's will.
If Chrissy returns alive or turns up dead, it is God's will.
Have you sinned, Lisa? Have you asked for God's forgiveness?
Has your father, Kim, sinned? Has he asked for God's forgiveness?
Has your mother, Janet, sinned? Has she asked for God's forgiveness?
Has your brother, Michael, sinned? Has he asked for God's forgiveness?
Repent now!
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> She was last seen August 8, 2015 leaving a meeting
> at Lord of Life church on Twinbrooke, walking
> along Twinbrooke toward Target. Car and apartment
> have been abandoned since, and phone was found in
> the woods about a mile away. Please contact
> helpfindchrissy@gmail.com or 571-399-5633.
Chrissy's disappearance is God's will, Lisa.
If Chrissy ran off or was abducted, it is God's will.
If Chrissy returns alive or turns up dead, it is God's will.
Have you sinned, Lisa? Have you asked for God's forgiveness?
Has your father, Kim, sinned? Has he asked for God's forgiveness?
Has your mother, Janet, sinned? Has she asked for God's forgiveness?
Has your brother, Michael, sinned? Has he asked for God's forgiveness?
Repent now!
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
ISmellBS
()
Date: August 19, 2015 01:24PM
Why is there nothing on the police website about a missing persons report? Nothing in the media. Not even a mention on WTOP's website. Just a LOT of people reposting it on Facebook. Sounds like yet another scam on Facebook that the idiots are spreading.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
last seen
()
Date: August 19, 2015 02:29PM
Word on the street is she was traded to the Barry farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg of Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Not a troll
()
Date: August 19, 2015 03:03PM
If the poster was genuine saying her phone was found in the woods that DOES NOT look good. That implies something very nefarious about what happened, at the very least she would have thrown it there in some sort of attempt to disappear or run away, at worst well, I can't even imagine.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
TRUE
()
Date: August 19, 2015 03:28PM
last seen Wrote:
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> Word on the street is she was traded to the Barry
> farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg of
> Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal
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> Word on the street is she was traded to the Barry
> farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg of
> Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
High school friend
()
Date: August 19, 2015 03:29PM
Lisa and family I am so sorry about the losers on this forum. Chrissy is an awesome person and I hope she is found safe ASAP.
Wtop has picked up the story. In the article though it says that they do not consider her endangered. Wtf??
Wtop has picked up the story. In the article though it says that they do not consider her endangered. Wtf??
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
TRUE
()
Date: August 19, 2015 03:40PM
High school friend Wrote:
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> Lisa and family I am so sorry about the losers on
> this forum. Chrissy is an awesome person and I
> hope she is found safe ASAP.
>
> Wtop has picked up the story. In the article
> though it says that they do not consider her
> endangered. Wtf??
Just go over to Barry Farms, she's chillin. She isn't endangered, just damaged goods.
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> Lisa and family I am so sorry about the losers on
> this forum. Chrissy is an awesome person and I
> hope she is found safe ASAP.
>
> Wtop has picked up the story. In the article
> though it says that they do not consider her
> endangered. Wtf??
Just go over to Barry Farms, she's chillin. She isn't endangered, just damaged goods.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Commuter
()
Date: August 19, 2015 03:43PM
WTOP has the story
http://wtop.com/fairfax-county/2015/08/hold-fairfax-woman-missing-cell-purse-found-woods/
WASHINGTON — She had perishable food left on the kitchen counter, her apartment windows were left open and she hasn’t touched her bank account, her sister says. Now family of a missing Fairfax County woman is making a plea for help.
“We are doing everything we know how to do as a family,” says Lisa Owings.
Her younger sister, Christine “Chrissy” Hazelbaker, 33, hasn’t been seen or heard from since Aug. 8 and Owings says the family has started a social media campaign now that the search for Hazelbaker is well into its second week.
Hazelbaker was last seen where her car was later found — outside a Clifton church where she attended Alcoholics Anonymous meetings regularly.
“And her phone and what looks like her purse were found in the woods about a mile and a half from where she was last seen,” Owings says.
Fairfax County police say they are looking for the 5-foot, 7-inch tall blonde with blue eyes, but do not consider her endangered.
“We love her so much but, um, I would be lying if I didn’t say we’re up all night fearing the worst,” Owings says.
Her family has been in touch with dozens of people, both in AA and outside the group who haven’t heard from Hazelbaker since Aug. 8.
http://wtop.com/fairfax-county/2015/08/hold-fairfax-woman-missing-cell-purse-found-woods/
WASHINGTON — She had perishable food left on the kitchen counter, her apartment windows were left open and she hasn’t touched her bank account, her sister says. Now family of a missing Fairfax County woman is making a plea for help.
“We are doing everything we know how to do as a family,” says Lisa Owings.
Her younger sister, Christine “Chrissy” Hazelbaker, 33, hasn’t been seen or heard from since Aug. 8 and Owings says the family has started a social media campaign now that the search for Hazelbaker is well into its second week.
Hazelbaker was last seen where her car was later found — outside a Clifton church where she attended Alcoholics Anonymous meetings regularly.
“And her phone and what looks like her purse were found in the woods about a mile and a half from where she was last seen,” Owings says.
Fairfax County police say they are looking for the 5-foot, 7-inch tall blonde with blue eyes, but do not consider her endangered.
“We love her so much but, um, I would be lying if I didn’t say we’re up all night fearing the worst,” Owings says.
Her family has been in touch with dozens of people, both in AA and outside the group who haven’t heard from Hazelbaker since Aug. 8.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
mcollings
()
Date: August 19, 2015 04:05PM
Hello Lisa,
I didn't know Chrissy well, but I live in the same condo building as she does. She was always really nice and always had a big smell on her face when she saw our dog Jelleigh. I hope she is safely found soon, I also posted the flier on my Facebook page.
MCollings
I didn't know Chrissy well, but I live in the same condo building as she does. She was always really nice and always had a big smell on her face when she saw our dog Jelleigh. I hope she is safely found soon, I also posted the flier on my Facebook page.
MCollings
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
MCollings
()
Date: August 19, 2015 04:11PM
Hello Lisa,
I meant smile not smell. I am so sorry.
I meant smile not smell. I am so sorry.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
TRUE
()
Date: August 19, 2015 04:27PM
last seen Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Word on the street is she was traded to the Barry
> farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg of
> Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Word on the street is she was traded to the Barry
> farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg of
> Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Booze hoind
()
Date: August 19, 2015 04:59PM
So she was in an alcoholics anonymous meeting they should check the bars she is probably pass out in the corner somewhere
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Tamer
()
Date: August 19, 2015 05:25PM
What is Barry Farms?
This disappearance reminds me of the Lance Buckley disappearance. The husband and father from Stafford who disappeared, then they found him camping in MD.
I think and hope they will find this young lady safe and sound; Its awfully strange that there isn't a police report on this, also the news article states they don't believe she is endangered.... Additionally, why would the family wait until Monday to have a search party!
Her rap sheet isn't the greatest. Just last summer she was arrested for Possession and Drunk in Public. If you're 33 and still getting into trouble like that, there are some larger issues at hand.
This disappearance reminds me of the Lance Buckley disappearance. The husband and father from Stafford who disappeared, then they found him camping in MD.
I think and hope they will find this young lady safe and sound; Its awfully strange that there isn't a police report on this, also the news article states they don't believe she is endangered.... Additionally, why would the family wait until Monday to have a search party!
Her rap sheet isn't the greatest. Just last summer she was arrested for Possession and Drunk in Public. If you're 33 and still getting into trouble like that, there are some larger issues at hand.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
ShesFound?
()
Date: August 19, 2015 05:26PM
Posted on that facebook page... if legit...
CHRISSY HAS BEEN FOUND! SHE IS UNHARMED AND IN A SAFE PLACE!
A tremendous thanks to all of you for your support the last five days. The amount and quality of support that we have received from this community has been deeply humbling. We can not thank you enough for your support of Chrissy, our family, and those who care about her and our family.
We also owe an enormous amount to the Fairfax County police, the FBI, the ATF, and our other friends in law enforcement who have helped us along the way. You have been consistently professional, respectful, and honest with us, and you devoted scarce resources to finding Chrissy. We respect you enormously.
A big thanks also to the media, who engaged this issue with urgency, concern, and compassion at the request of dear friends of ours. We are grateful for your concern and attention.
CHRISSY HAS BEEN FOUND! SHE IS UNHARMED AND IN A SAFE PLACE!
A tremendous thanks to all of you for your support the last five days. The amount and quality of support that we have received from this community has been deeply humbling. We can not thank you enough for your support of Chrissy, our family, and those who care about her and our family.
We also owe an enormous amount to the Fairfax County police, the FBI, the ATF, and our other friends in law enforcement who have helped us along the way. You have been consistently professional, respectful, and honest with us, and you devoted scarce resources to finding Chrissy. We respect you enormously.
A big thanks also to the media, who engaged this issue with urgency, concern, and compassion at the request of dear friends of ours. We are grateful for your concern and attention.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
We've been dissed!
()
Date: August 19, 2015 05:29PM
^^^^
What, no hat tip to FFU?
We've been dissed!
What, no hat tip to FFU?
We've been dissed!
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Falling off the wagon
()
Date: August 19, 2015 05:30PM
Five days is about the right length for a bender, right?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Caresdf
()
Date: August 19, 2015 05:45PM
Where was she?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
NFXhP
()
Date: August 19, 2015 05:52PM
Tamer Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> What is Barry Farms?
>
>
It's the worst neighborhood in DC. I think it has an old history, goes back to some slave group or something like that.
Attachments:
-------------------------------------------------------
> What is Barry Farms?
>
>
It's the worst neighborhood in DC. I think it has an old history, goes back to some slave group or something like that.
Attachments:
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
ncMMG
()
Date: August 19, 2015 05:54PM
The weird thing is the White House Communications office and the DIA are right next to it. Along with St. Elizabeths mental hospital, etc.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Found safe
()
Date: August 19, 2015 05:57PM
It's true she has been found alive and safe. Not sure of details though. Must be some kind of crazy story there...but very happy for the family.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Gt7yv
()
Date: August 19, 2015 06:09PM
I want to know where and how she was found! Like what was all the drama about? Was this all for attention?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
hvvwu7
()
Date: August 19, 2015 06:10PM
Was she really found in DC? Did ffx u information possibly contribute to this happy ending?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Different Take
()
Date: August 19, 2015 06:12PM
Different Take Wrote:
>
> The whole story sounds fishy at best. Where is the
> media, and news reports of this missing woman?
> Haven't seen any alerts from the local police
> about this missing woman.
>
> People sometimes runaway from issues or family or
> people they owe money to. I am sure there is more
> to this story.
I guess my take on this situation was pretty close to being right. I'm glad she was found safe, but it is also nice to be right.
Now someone needs to get her to detox.
>
> The whole story sounds fishy at best. Where is the
> media, and news reports of this missing woman?
> Haven't seen any alerts from the local police
> about this missing woman.
>
> People sometimes runaway from issues or family or
> people they owe money to. I am sure there is more
> to this story.
I guess my take on this situation was pretty close to being right. I'm glad she was found safe, but it is also nice to be right.
Now someone needs to get her to detox.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Man of Dog
()
Date: August 19, 2015 06:18PM
I prayed for her safe return.
She was returned safely.
I'm the hero.
You're welcome.
She was returned safely.
I'm the hero.
You're welcome.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Rabbi Rabidstein
()
Date: August 19, 2015 06:20PM
I prayed for her too, but now hear that she's been on a bender. The filthy, selfish whore!
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
TRUE
()
Date: August 19, 2015 06:23PM
last seen Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> mudshark Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed
> around
> > like a basketball.
>
>
> New York Ave and North Capitol St NW. The NE
> Brothers gave her to the NW to end a beef, now
> their is peace. She saved a lot of black lives.
-------------------------------------------------------
> mudshark Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed
> around
> > like a basketball.
>
>
> New York Ave and North Capitol St NW. The NE
> Brothers gave her to the NW to end a beef, now
> their is peace. She saved a lot of black lives.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
TRUE
()
Date: August 19, 2015 06:24PM
last seen Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Word on the street is she was traded to the Barry
> farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg of
> Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Word on the street is she was traded to the Barry
> farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg of
> Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
True?
()
Date: August 19, 2015 06:26PM
Good Girl Gone Bad? Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Is she into drugs, or running a home based
> prostitution business off of craigslist?
>
> Sometimes when these MILFS find out their hubby is
> out screwing some 20 year old piece of ass they
> flip the fuck out.
>
> At 33 years old she is at the age where she is at
> her sexual peak, so she might be off in some
> apartment in D.C. getting her brains fucked out by
> a group of unemployed negro men.
TRUE?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Is she into drugs, or running a home based
> prostitution business off of craigslist?
>
> Sometimes when these MILFS find out their hubby is
> out screwing some 20 year old piece of ass they
> flip the fuck out.
>
> At 33 years old she is at the age where she is at
> her sexual peak, so she might be off in some
> apartment in D.C. getting her brains fucked out by
> a group of unemployed negro men.
TRUE?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
TRUE
()
Date: August 19, 2015 06:27PM
I told you the whole story. If this was somebody that really needed help I wouldn't waste my time.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Question for Family
()
Date: August 19, 2015 06:29PM
Will the family reimburse county taxpayers for the overtime and other expenses incurred while on this wild goose chase?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Pvljn
()
Date: August 19, 2015 06:34PM
This reminds me of that runaway bride who faked her disappearance about 10 years ago. But knowing this particular girls history it is more likely she went on a bender and lost track of time.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Filet-O-Fish
()
Date: August 19, 2015 06:50PM
So she went missing on August 8th and was found today - 11 days later.
She just had the clothes on her back - She didn't pack a bag with change of clothes, so you can assume that she didn't wash her ass or change her drawers for 11 days.
In this heat and humidity she must smell like something that died under the fish wharf. If she started her period, that takes everything to a whole new level of aromatic insult.
She just had the clothes on her back - She didn't pack a bag with change of clothes, so you can assume that she didn't wash her ass or change her drawers for 11 days.
In this heat and humidity she must smell like something that died under the fish wharf. If she started her period, that takes everything to a whole new level of aromatic insult.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
K7e6L
()
Date: August 19, 2015 07:09PM
I was speaking with her family today and they are so disappointed.
They were praying that they would finally be free from this disappointment of a daughter/sister.
Well, maybe next time.
They were praying that they would finally be free from this disappointment of a daughter/sister.
Well, maybe next time.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Just The Facts Jack
()
Date: August 19, 2015 07:35PM
K7e6L Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I was speaking with her family today and they are
> so disappointed.
>
> They were praying that they would finally be free
> from this disappointment of a daughter/sister.
>
> Well, maybe next time.
GIVE UP THE DETAILS ABOUT WHERE SHE WAS AND WHAT SHE WAS DOING
-------------------------------------------------------
> I was speaking with her family today and they are
> so disappointed.
>
> They were praying that they would finally be free
> from this disappointment of a daughter/sister.
>
> Well, maybe next time.
GIVE UP THE DETAILS ABOUT WHERE SHE WAS AND WHAT SHE WAS DOING
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Fairfax Info Office
()
Date: August 19, 2015 08:16PM
She was in DC, doing every nog with $10 on him. Made a lot of money. Spent it on drugs.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Missingdetails
()
Date: August 19, 2015 09:56PM
Definitely glad she was found safe, but a little disappointed that they positioned this as a girl that was taken and her stuff thrown in the woods. As a burke resident, the initial reports scared me. I mean, if she was troubled, put that out there....
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
DRUNK BITCH
()
Date: August 19, 2015 10:09PM
last seen Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Word on the street is she was traded to the Barry
> farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg of
> Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Word on the street is she was traded to the Barry
> farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg of
> Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
South county peeps
()
Date: August 19, 2015 11:11PM
As much as the family's privacy should be respected, they kind of owe some kind of explanation to the public after this level of drama. Police, news, and worrying that there is a threat to society for 5 dayS...did she fake an abduction and is On a 5150 hold or had she fallen off the wagon...
I Knew there had to be a reason the fair co Po po wasn't making a bigger deal about this. They knew something was fishy!
I Knew there had to be a reason the fair co Po po wasn't making a bigger deal about this. They knew something was fishy!
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
DRUNK BITCH
()
Date: August 19, 2015 11:17PM
TRUE Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> last seen Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Word on the street is she was traded to the
> Barry
> > farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg
> of
> > Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal
-------------------------------------------------------
> last seen Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Word on the street is she was traded to the
> Barry
> > farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg
> of
> > Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
TRUE
()
Date: August 19, 2015 11:46PM
NFXhP Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Tamer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What is Barry Farms?
> >
> >
>
> It's the worst neighborhood in DC. I think it has
> an old history, goes back to some slave group or
> something like that.
Frederick Douglass's hood. First land black people could legally own in America.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Tamer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What is Barry Farms?
> >
> >
>
> It's the worst neighborhood in DC. I think it has
> an old history, goes back to some slave group or
> something like that.
Frederick Douglass's hood. First land black people could legally own in America.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Magnum
()
Date: August 19, 2015 11:57PM
I can't believe some of the disgusting comments here. Is degrading a family on Fairfax Underground while their daughter is missing fun for you? Get out of your Mom's basement and get a job or a girlfriend. Sad...
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Crying Wolf
()
Date: August 20, 2015 12:30AM
Yet again, the family of a deranged nutcase leads the area into believing their precious has become a victim, when in fact she's just a selfish, irresponsible loser.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
44eRdfx
()
Date: August 20, 2015 12:31AM
Check in Huntsman Lake. There was a body found in there earlier in the summer with semen from 3 men, a broken and badly twisted arm, and underwear torn up. The police don't suspect foul play possibly because that victim was black. Maybe if a white woman is involved they will do something.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Bernie Sanders
()
Date: August 20, 2015 12:46AM
44eRdfx Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Check in Huntsman Lake. There was a body found in
> there earlier in the summer with semen from 3 men,
> a broken and badly twisted arm, and underwear torn
> up. The police don't suspect foul play possibly
> because that victim was black. Maybe if a white
> woman is involved they will do something.
Take your dumas nigotry to a Thug Lives Matter protest.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Check in Huntsman Lake. There was a body found in
> there earlier in the summer with semen from 3 men,
> a broken and badly twisted arm, and underwear torn
> up. The police don't suspect foul play possibly
> because that victim was black. Maybe if a white
> woman is involved they will do something.
Take your dumas nigotry to a Thug Lives Matter protest.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
SEND HER TO JAIL
()
Date: August 20, 2015 12:55AM
Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
HER FAMILY LIED TO THE PUBLIC. They knew she's a psycho, but led everyone to believe she was a victim of foul play. SCREW THEM!
HER FAMILY LIED TO THE PUBLIC. They knew she's a psycho, but led everyone to believe she was a victim of foul play. SCREW THEM!
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Magnum
()
Date: August 20, 2015 01:12AM
Thank God the Internet has Fairfax soccer moms and World of Warcraft players to give us their opinions on missing persons. What would we do without you guys?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
causeican
()
Date: August 20, 2015 03:01AM
RB in MD Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Lisa, I haven't seen Chrissy since we stopped
> dating almost 8 years ago, but I'm hoping she's
> found, soon. Thinking of you, your family,
> brother, and Chrissy.
>
> *hug*
nevermind
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/20/2015 03:38AM by causeican.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Lisa, I haven't seen Chrissy since we stopped
> dating almost 8 years ago, but I'm hoping she's
> found, soon. Thinking of you, your family,
> brother, and Chrissy.
>
> *hug*
nevermind
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/20/2015 03:38AM by causeican.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
7gge3
()
Date: August 20, 2015 06:26AM
Its ridiculous how the family played this as if someone took her with malicious intent. I know if it were my troubled realitive, of course I'd be worried and ask people to keep a look out, maybe even with a flyer....but I would be upfront about that persons state of mind and addiction habits. I certainly would not mislead everyone the way they did.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Touche
()
Date: August 20, 2015 07:25AM
7gge3 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Its ridiculous how the family played this as if
> someone took her with malicious intent. I know if
> it were my troubled realitive, of course I'd be
> worried and ask people to keep a look out, maybe
> even with a flyer....but I would be upfront about
> that persons state of mind and addiction habits. I
> certainly would not mislead everyone the way they
> did.
Did they; or perhaps they just trolled the trolls here, at FXU?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Its ridiculous how the family played this as if
> someone took her with malicious intent. I know if
> it were my troubled realitive, of course I'd be
> worried and ask people to keep a look out, maybe
> even with a flyer....but I would be upfront about
> that persons state of mind and addiction habits. I
> certainly would not mislead everyone the way they
> did.
Did they; or perhaps they just trolled the trolls here, at FXU?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
The Plot Thickens
()
Date: August 20, 2015 09:44AM
The Plot Thickens Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> This chick has issues. Just did an arrest/ticket
> search, and she is no virgin to the Fairfax Court
> system. I wonder about the surrounding counties.
>
> More on this one for sure.
I knew this story was crap. Let this be a lesson to you suckers that get caught up in the drama that a few people on this forum create.
She is a drunk, and a drug addict, and she was out doing her thing - Getting high.
The police knew what they were dealing with. I am surprise WTOP took the bait.
-------------------------------------------------------
> This chick has issues. Just did an arrest/ticket
> search, and she is no virgin to the Fairfax Court
> system. I wonder about the surrounding counties.
>
> More on this one for sure.
I knew this story was crap. Let this be a lesson to you suckers that get caught up in the drama that a few people on this forum create.
She is a drunk, and a drug addict, and she was out doing her thing - Getting high.
The police knew what they were dealing with. I am surprise WTOP took the bait.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Jt3gm
()
Date: August 20, 2015 10:16AM
this was more than just posting on FFU- the family posted this all over Facebook,even created a Facebook page with details about how her phone and purse were found in the woods. As if she was taken with undertones of rape, murder...etc
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Chrissy the crack whore
()
Date: August 20, 2015 12:02PM
mudshark Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed around
> like a basketball.
I would be embarrassed if I was her family. Their neighbors probably think the whole family are pieces of shit.
-------------------------------------------------------
> NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed around
> like a basketball.
I would be embarrassed if I was her family. Their neighbors probably think the whole family are pieces of shit.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Church Lady
()
Date: August 20, 2015 12:13PM
I spent valuable minutes of my time praying for that crack whore that I'll never get back. Thanks, bitch!
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Chrissy the crack whore
()
Date: August 20, 2015 12:38PM
3,025 views and rising, how fucking embarrassing. Time for her to start hitting the bottle hard. I wonder how much money was spent looking for this 33 year old dumb bitch.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Mr. Clean
()
Date: August 20, 2015 12:52PM
Filet-O-Fish Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> So she went missing on August 8th and was found
> today - 11 days later.
>
> She just had the clothes on her back - She didn't
> pack a bag with change of clothes, so you can
> assume that she didn't wash her ass or change her
> drawers for 11 days.
>
> In this heat and humidity she must smell like
> something that died under the fish wharf. If she
> started her period, that takes everything to a
> whole new level of aromatic insult.
Wash her dirty ass with a fire hose
-------------------------------------------------------
> So she went missing on August 8th and was found
> today - 11 days later.
>
> She just had the clothes on her back - She didn't
> pack a bag with change of clothes, so you can
> assume that she didn't wash her ass or change her
> drawers for 11 days.
>
> In this heat and humidity she must smell like
> something that died under the fish wharf. If she
> started her period, that takes everything to a
> whole new level of aromatic insult.
Wash her dirty ass with a fire hose
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
DRUNK BITCH
()
Date: August 20, 2015 01:32PM
last seen Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> mudshark Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed
> around
> > like a basketball.
>
>
> New York Ave and North Capitol St NW. The NE
> Brothers gave her to the NW to end a beef, now
> their is peace. She saved a lot of black lives.
-------------------------------------------------------
> mudshark Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed
> around
> > like a basketball.
>
>
> New York Ave and North Capitol St NW. The NE
> Brothers gave her to the NW to end a beef, now
> their is peace. She saved a lot of black lives.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
DRUNK BITCH
()
Date: August 20, 2015 01:33PM
last seen Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Word on the street is she was traded to the Barry
> farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg of
> Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Word on the street is she was traded to the Barry
> farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg of
> Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Ric Flair
()
Date: August 20, 2015 01:40PM
7gge3 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Its ridiculous how the family played this as if
> someone took her with malicious intent. I know if
> it were my troubled realitive, of course I'd be
> worried and ask people to keep a look out, maybe
> even with a flyer....but I would be upfront about
> that persons state of mind and addiction habits. I
> certainly would not mislead everyone the way they
> did.
Show me where they said she was kidnapped. I saw a "Missing" Poster. And she was missing. Stop making bullshit up. The public weren't mislead in any way. You're the only one speculating. Grow the fuck up. Jesus I'd love to dropkick you in the throat if I saw you. Seriously, just do society a favor and take a bath with your toaster.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-------------------------------------------------------
> Its ridiculous how the family played this as if
> someone took her with malicious intent. I know if
> it were my troubled realitive, of course I'd be
> worried and ask people to keep a look out, maybe
> even with a flyer....but I would be upfront about
> that persons state of mind and addiction habits. I
> certainly would not mislead everyone the way they
> did.
Show me where they said she was kidnapped. I saw a "Missing" Poster. And she was missing. Stop making bullshit up. The public weren't mislead in any way. You're the only one speculating. Grow the fuck up. Jesus I'd love to dropkick you in the throat if I saw you. Seriously, just do society a favor and take a bath with your toaster.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
TAXPAYER
()
Date: August 20, 2015 01:58PM
Chrissy the crack whore Wrote:
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> 3,025 views and rising, how fucking embarrassing.
> Time for her to start hitting the bottle hard. I
> wonder how much money was spent looking for this
> 33 year old dumb bitch.
How much money?
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> 3,025 views and rising, how fucking embarrassing.
> Time for her to start hitting the bottle hard. I
> wonder how much money was spent looking for this
> 33 year old dumb bitch.
How much money?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
DRUNK BITCH
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Date: August 20, 2015 05:07PM
TRUE Wrote:
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> High school friend Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Lisa and family I am so sorry about the losers
> on
> > this forum. Chrissy is an awesome person and I
> > hope she is found safe ASAP.
> >
> > Wtop has picked up the story. In the article
> > though it says that they do not consider her
> > endangered. Wtf??
>
>
> Just go over to Barry Farms, she's chillin. She
> isn't endangered, just damaged goods.
You, Lisa, and family are the real losers. Now, go eat a dick cunt.
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> High school friend Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lisa and family I am so sorry about the losers
> on
> > this forum. Chrissy is an awesome person and I
> > hope she is found safe ASAP.
> >
> > Wtop has picked up the story. In the article
> > though it says that they do not consider her
> > endangered. Wtf??
>
>
> Just go over to Barry Farms, she's chillin. She
> isn't endangered, just damaged goods.
You, Lisa, and family are the real losers. Now, go eat a dick cunt.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
funny shit
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Date: August 22, 2015 01:31AM
last seen Wrote:
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> Word on the street is she was traded to the Barry
> farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg of
> Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal.
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> Word on the street is she was traded to the Barry
> farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg of
> Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
FOUND
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Date: August 22, 2015 03:19PM
mudshark Wrote:
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> NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed around
> like a basketball.
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> NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed around
> like a basketball.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
living good
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Date: August 22, 2015 08:31PM
last seen Wrote:
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> Word on the street is she was traded to the Barry
> farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg of
> Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal.
NIG NOG'S living good Pliny the Elder and crabs.
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> Word on the street is she was traded to the Barry
> farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg of
> Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal.
NIG NOG'S living good Pliny the Elder and crabs.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Wait For It
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Date: August 23, 2015 06:59AM
Has the family apologized yet for lying to everyone and portraying their skank daughter/sister as a victim?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
No and they won't
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Date: August 23, 2015 02:18PM
They really did think she'd been abducted. The fb page was deleted pretty quickly.
Now they must just be embarrassed. But at least they found her alive.
I do wonder if she faked her own abduction or was really just out on a bender. Too weird.
Now they must just be embarrassed. But at least they found her alive.
I do wonder if she faked her own abduction or was really just out on a bender. Too weird.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Her Neighbor
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Date: August 23, 2015 11:24PM
Bet her family wishes now that she had been abducted and killed. Then everyone could feel sorry for them rather than hate them.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
FOUND
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Date: August 24, 2015 12:24AM
last seen Wrote:
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> mudshark Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed
> around
> > like a basketball.
>
>
> New York Ave and North Capitol St NW. The NE
> Brothers gave her to the NW to end a beef, now
> their is peace. She saved a lot of black lives.
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> mudshark Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed
> around
> > like a basketball.
>
>
> New York Ave and North Capitol St NW. The NE
> Brothers gave her to the NW to end a beef, now
> their is peace. She saved a lot of black lives.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Pooper trooper
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Date: August 24, 2015 04:37PM
Did Becky shit her out?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Better Pizza
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Date: August 24, 2015 05:09PM
Did she work or hang out at the Papa John's in Fairfax?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
He6Mu
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Date: August 24, 2015 09:13PM
did she go missing right after graduation ?
you find her i would never have loaner her that much on a chance
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
4uXvb
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Date: August 24, 2015 10:13PM
one laptop per child - google it they made all the books i paid for free
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Nospamforme
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Date: August 25, 2015 10:53PM
Oh she was found alright...and arrested by Fairfax County police on the charge of "entering to damage". Sounds like the family didn't want this out there. Just search the Fairfax County General District Court page for case information. Her court date is 10/14/2015.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
J9fun
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Date: August 25, 2015 11:19PM
So the only reason she was found was because she was arrested? What does entering to damage mean? I thought she was found in dc?
Seriously, someone who knows the family spill the beans and say what exactly happened here. This whole episode was bizarre. It almost looked like she faked her own kidnapping
Seriously, someone who knows the family spill the beans and say what exactly happened here. This whole episode was bizarre. It almost looked like she faked her own kidnapping
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Fairax Stationnaire
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Date: August 26, 2015 08:04AM
Chrissy the crack whore Wrote:
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> Their neighbors probably think the whole family are
> pieces of shit.
Yes, we do.
Attachments:
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> Their neighbors probably think the whole family are
> pieces of shit.
Yes, we do.
Attachments:
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Burkenator
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Date: August 26, 2015 08:10AM
This is the crib Kim & Janet bought for Chrissy to live in.
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Party Girl Got Caught
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Date: August 26, 2015 09:20AM
Nospamforme Wrote:
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> Oh she was found alright...and arrested by Fairfax
> County police on the charge of "entering to
> damage". Sounds like the family didn't want this
> out there. Just search the Fairfax County General
> District Court page for case information. Her
> court date is 10/14/2015.
Did the search, and she is a drunk and likes to smoke weed.
So what is wrong with a chick that likes to get fucked up, and has a petty criminal record, and has no self control?
I bet she give great head.
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> Oh she was found alright...and arrested by Fairfax
> County police on the charge of "entering to
> damage". Sounds like the family didn't want this
> out there. Just search the Fairfax County General
> District Court page for case information. Her
> court date is 10/14/2015.
Did the search, and she is a drunk and likes to smoke weed.
So what is wrong with a chick that likes to get fucked up, and has a petty criminal record, and has no self control?
I bet she give great head.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Mud shark
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Date: August 26, 2015 03:00PM
Party Girl Got Caught Wrote:
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> Nospamforme Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh she was found alright...and arrested by
> Fairfax
> > County police on the charge of "entering to
> > damage". Sounds like the family didn't want
> this
> > out there. Just search the Fairfax County
> General
> > District Court page for case information. Her
> > court date is 10/14/2015.
>
>
> Did the search, and she is a drunk and likes to
> smoke weed.
>
> So what is wrong with a chick that likes to get
> fucked up, and has a petty criminal record, and
> has no self control?
>
> I bet she give great head.
Ask the NE,NW and SE/Barry Farms Crew Brothers.
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> Nospamforme Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh she was found alright...and arrested by
> Fairfax
> > County police on the charge of "entering to
> > damage". Sounds like the family didn't want
> this
> > out there. Just search the Fairfax County
> General
> > District Court page for case information. Her
> > court date is 10/14/2015.
>
>
> Did the search, and she is a drunk and likes to
> smoke weed.
>
> So what is wrong with a chick that likes to get
> fucked up, and has a petty criminal record, and
> has no self control?
>
> I bet she give great head.
Ask the NE,NW and SE/Barry Farms Crew Brothers.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Update?
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Date: August 26, 2015 06:17PM
Found yet?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Finders Keepers
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Date: August 26, 2015 08:18PM
Update? Wrote:
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> Found yet?
Yes, she was found to be a skanky drunk and ho.
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> Found yet?
Yes, she was found to be a skanky drunk and ho.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
vGHeV
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Date: August 26, 2015 08:47PM
looks familiar, like she was on an online dating site within the last year
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Michael Douglas
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Date: August 29, 2015 08:46PM
Mr. Clean Wrote:
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> Filet-O-Fish Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > So she went missing on August 8th and was found
> > today - 11 days later.
> >
> > She just had the clothes on her back - She
> didn't
> > pack a bag with change of clothes, so you can
> > assume that she didn't wash her ass or change
> her
> > drawers for 11 days.
> >
> > In this heat and humidity she must smell like
> > something that died under the fish wharf. If
> she
> > started her period, that takes everything to a
> > whole new level of aromatic insult.
>
>
> Wash her dirty ass with a fire hose
Yummy Yummy! I would love to eat that stinky pussy out.
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> Filet-O-Fish Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So she went missing on August 8th and was found
> > today - 11 days later.
> >
> > She just had the clothes on her back - She
> didn't
> > pack a bag with change of clothes, so you can
> > assume that she didn't wash her ass or change
> her
> > drawers for 11 days.
> >
> > In this heat and humidity she must smell like
> > something that died under the fish wharf. If
> she
> > started her period, that takes everything to a
> > whole new level of aromatic insult.
>
>
> Wash her dirty ass with a fire hose
Yummy Yummy! I would love to eat that stinky pussy out.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Queen of Rehab
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Date: August 31, 2015 10:34PM
What was the resolution of all this? Is she back in the Hab?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Diehard Lib
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Date: September 02, 2015 08:28AM
Queen of Rehab Wrote:
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> What was the resolution of all this? Is she back
> in the Hab?
She's now a campaign volunteer for Hillary.
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> What was the resolution of all this? Is she back
> in the Hab?
She's now a campaign volunteer for Hillary.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
WEC44
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Date: September 02, 2015 10:42PM
it's pretty obvious.
either she's avoiding debt in another state, or a nigger killed her
DUH
either she's avoiding debt in another state, or a nigger killed her
DUH
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Chrissy's friend
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Date: November 26, 2015 12:21AM
mudshark Wrote:
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> NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed around
> like a basketball.
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> NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed around
> like a basketball.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Neighbor
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Date: November 26, 2015 12:55AM
Fairax Stationnaire Wrote:
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> Chrissy the crack whore Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Their neighbors probably think the whole family
> are
> > pieces of shit.
>
> Yes, we do.
>
All the family are drunks.
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> Chrissy the crack whore Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Their neighbors probably think the whole family
> are
> > pieces of shit.
>
> Yes, we do.
>
All the family are drunks.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Chrissy's friend
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Date: November 26, 2015 01:08AM
Crack whore!