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Date: August 09, 2015 05:10PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/16/2015 12:52AM by FairfaxConservativedotcom.

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Re: End panhandling in Fairfax
Posted by: Hey, you're f^*#%g with my job! ()
Date: August 09, 2015 05:20PM

Been doing it since 2008. I can pay the rent and buy groceries so mind your own business. I'll never invite you over for a beer.

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Re: End panhandling in Fairfax
Posted by: Not gonna happen ()
Date: August 09, 2015 10:13PM

Panhandling in the county will never go away until they stop allowing the "fill the boot" beggars.

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Re: End panhandling in Fairfax
Posted by: Don't feed the bears ()
Date: August 10, 2015 09:48AM

Same reason. If people keep giving them money, they don't stay away.

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Re: End panhandling in Fairfax
Posted by: S#%t Kickers ()
Date: August 10, 2015 10:30AM

Not gonna happen Wrote:
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> Panhandling in the county will never go away until
> they stop allowing the "fill the boot" beggars.


What are your boots filled with?

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Re: End panhandling in Fairfax
Posted by: fundme ()
Date: August 10, 2015 10:31AM

Get them off the streets and on the internet where panhandlers belong.

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Re: End panhandling in Fairfax
Posted by: cap'n meany's ideers ()
Date: August 10, 2015 01:32PM

Some strategies to deal with panhandlers:

1. Keep pennies in your pocket. When asked for any money, give them pennies. It's money, isn't it?

2. When given a beggar's note scrawled in English, begging for a$$i$tance,
although the beggar appears to not know English, scrawl one of the following cray responses on the back of the paper/cardboard, simply hand the note back, and resume walking:
. a: "NO HABLES INGLES"
. b: "please go back home. America is already full."
. c: "Got green card?"
. d: "I am also economically disadvantaged. Sorry about your
. luck."
. e: "GET A JOB"
. f: "suck my dick"
. g: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
. h: "BUY A CLUE, I AM JUST AS POOR AS YOU"

3. Hand each panhandler a business card from a temp agency who's currently hiring. A job application from a local company who also needs more employment/help would be okay too.

4. When all else fails, JUST SAY NO. "NO" is universal in every language. Or just throw dandelions at them and run away.


have a nice day from cap'n meany, the superbitch!! :)

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