Re: The Story of Midgetville
Posted by:
Caller of BS
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Date: May 03, 2021 09:30PM
Good old daze Wrote:
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> I remember in High School me and 4 friends got
> high and drunkenly drove out one night, on a whim,
> to Midgetville. We had alot of trouble finding it
> but eventually we did. It was completely dark, the
> tiny houses were there but there were no lights on
> anywhere. It appeared to be abandoned so we parked
> the car and decided to check it out on foot. We
> had only one flashlight between the 5 of us.
> Suddenly my one friend started screaming as about
> 10 or 12 midgets had swarmed him from all
> directions and were attacking him. They had gotten
> him to the ground and one midget bit him in the
> crotch hard. We all rushed over to kick some
> Midget ass but they all scattered into the
> darkness of the woods. We took my buddy to the ER
> and made plans to come back with fishing nets with
> six foot handles and go midget hunting but somehow
> we never did.
This story, while amusing is pure unadulterated bullshit