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2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: Woooshhh ()
Date: July 27, 2015 01:07PM

A giant slip and slide event — which closes several blocks to install a 2,000-foot-long water slide — is eyeing Arlington for an event this summer.

Slide the City brings the gigantic vinyl slide to cities around the country and charges between $15 and $60 for participants to slide in their own inflatable tube down closed-off roads and parks.

http://www.slidethecity.com/
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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: A Giant Petri Dish of Infections ()
Date: July 27, 2015 03:57PM

With all of the niggers and spics inside, that will be a fucking cesspool. It will be hard to tell them from the fecal matter.

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: minority ()
Date: July 27, 2015 04:03PM

A Giant Petri Dish of Infections Wrote:
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> With all of the niggers and spics inside, that
> will be a fucking cesspool. It will be hard to
> tell them from the fecal matter.


Funny how peeps hide behind screen names. But put him in front of any minority, and he's giving em high fives so he doesn't get his ass kicked.

It's okay little guy. You can hide behind your keyboard....

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: dumb dumb dumb ()
Date: July 27, 2015 04:20PM

This is almost as bad as the Columbia Pike Trolley.

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: John Bigglesworth ()
Date: July 27, 2015 04:47PM

minority Wrote:
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> A Giant Petri Dish of Infections Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > With all of the niggers and spics inside, that
> > will be a fucking cesspool. It will be hard to
> > tell them from the fecal matter.
>
>
> Funny how peeps hide behind screen names. But put
> him in front of any minority, and he's giving em
> high fives so he doesn't get his ass kicked.
>
> It's okay little guy. You can hide behind your
> keyboard....

While I agree that the post was insensitive, I take issue with your statement about minorities being tough guys. They are actually pretty cowardly on their own generally and have to gang up or use weapons.

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: ymhNW ()
Date: July 27, 2015 05:29PM

One black or mexican and the water will be fouled. Hopefully this will be a all white event or it will have to be shut down.

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: another white elephant ()
Date: July 27, 2015 05:35PM

Too bad local jurisdictions don't put as much effort into providing good essential services and trying to keep taxes down rather than having feel good events that the free and reduced clientele flock to

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: A Giant Petri Dish of Infections ()
Date: July 27, 2015 06:04PM

minority Wrote:
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> Funny how peeps hide behind screen names. But put
> him in front of any minority, and he's giving em
> high fives so he doesn't get his ass kicked.
>
> It's okay little guy. You can hide behind your
> keyboard....

So what's untrue about what I said? And I've never worried about the opinions of any minority, Buckwheat.

You sure won't be getting any high fives from me as I wouldn't dirty my hands.

Here's a preview of the end of day activities anywhere the homies show up. An you can't deny it:
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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: Bob jonrs ()
Date: July 27, 2015 06:56PM

So what's your name, address, phone number, and social security number?

minority Wrote:
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> A Giant Petri Dish of Infections Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > With all of the niggers and spics inside, that
> > will be a fucking cesspool. It will be hard to
> > tell them from the fecal matter.
>
>
> Funny how peeps hide behind screen names. But put
> him in front of any minority, and he's giving em
> high fives so he doesn't get his ass kicked.
>
> It's okay little guy. You can hide behind your
> keyboard....

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: July 27, 2015 08:03PM

minority Wrote:
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> A Giant Petri Dish of Infections Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > With all of the niggers and spics inside, that
> > will be a fucking cesspool. It will be hard to
> > tell them from the fecal matter.
>
>
> Funny how peeps hide behind screen names. But put
> him in front of any minority, and he's giving em
> high fives so he doesn't get his ass kicked.

My personal policy is to avoid niggers. And you.



>
> It's okay little guy. You can hide behind your
> keyboard....
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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: Westy ()
Date: July 27, 2015 08:17PM

We start at with a nice thread about a slip and slid and the white trailer park trash sneak and turn it into racist shit.

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: fuk yew whitey ()
Date: July 27, 2015 09:06PM

Westy Wrote:
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> We start at with a nice thread about a slip and
> slid and the white trailer park trash sneak and
> turn it into racist shit.


illegal-aliens-flip-u-s-off.jpg

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: Ft Detrick ()
Date: July 28, 2015 03:16AM

The Black Plague is upon us. No ignoring it.

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: Eastie ()
Date: July 28, 2015 05:38AM

Westy Wrote:
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> We start at with a nice thread about a slip and
> slid and the white trailer park trash sneak and
> turn it into racist shit.

We start with a nice country and the black and brown sneak and turn it into shit.

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: Eu7nu ()
Date: July 28, 2015 08:10AM

Eastie Wrote:
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> Westy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We start at with a nice thread about a slip and
> > slid and the white trailer park trash sneak and
> > turn it into racist shit.
>
> We start with a nice country and the black and
> brown sneak and turn it into shit.


^^^^BAM!!!!!!!! TRUTH HURTS DOESN'T IT YOU NOGS AND LIBERALS!

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: truth!! ()
Date: July 28, 2015 09:30AM

Eastie Wrote:
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> Westy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We start at with a nice thread about a slip and
> > slid and the white trailer park trash sneak and
> > turn it into racist shit.
>
> We start with a nice country and the black and
> brown sneak and turn it into shit.


You uneducated dumbshit! Who was here first in this country dumbass. Indians and mexicans. Duh!!!! Whites came later. So if anyone ruined a good country, look in the mirror!!!

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: westy luvr ()
Date: July 28, 2015 09:40AM

Eu7nu Wrote:
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> Eastie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Westy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > We start at with a nice thread about a slip
> and
> > > slid and the white trailer park trash sneak
> and
> > > turn it into racist shit.
> >
> > We start with a nice country and the black and
> > brown sneak and turn it into shit.
>
>
> ^^^^BAM!!!!!!!! TRUTH HURTS DOESN'T IT YOU NOGS
> AND LIBERALS!

Um... didn't this country fight off England BECAUSE of their conservative ways, ridiculous taxes, etc?

Seems like you're in the wrong country.

But back to the subject.... Where in Arlington could they put a slip and slide that long where it continually goes down hill?

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: Minority2 ()
Date: July 28, 2015 09:50AM

A Giant Petri Dish of Infections Wrote:
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> minority Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Funny how peeps hide behind screen names. But
> put
> > him in front of any minority, and he's giving
> em
> > high fives so he doesn't get his ass kicked.
> >
> > It's okay little guy. You can hide behind your
> > keyboard....
>
> So what's untrue about what I said? And I've never
> worried about the opinions of any minority,
> Buckwheat.
>
> You sure won't be getting any high fives from me
> as I wouldn't dirty my hands.
>
> Here's a preview of the end of day activities
> anywhere the homies show up. An you can't deny it:


Yeah and you'll be singning a different tune if a minority was trying to save your life. For your sake I hope they let your racist ass die!

Oh and a block away here's your homies and you taking a selfie. I even found a pic of you. And judging by the yellow shirt, it explains a lot!
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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: Slide the City ()
Date: July 28, 2015 10:06AM

It is not clear if Arlington is paying for this, or if Slide the City is coming to Arlington to make money.

The company is based in Salt Lake City, therefore probably Mormons, and as a result should be boycotted.

This might go down well in Nokesville. Keep it out of civilized places.

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: minority ()
Date: July 28, 2015 10:17AM

Bob jonrs Wrote:
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> So what's your name, address, phone number, and
> social security number?
>
> minority Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A Giant Petri Dish of Infections Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > With all of the niggers and spics inside,
> that
> > > will be a fucking cesspool. It will be hard
> to
> > > tell them from the fecal matter.
> >
> >
> > Funny how peeps hide behind screen names. But
> put
> > him in front of any minority, and he's giving
> em
> > high fives so he doesn't get his ass kicked.
> >
> > It's okay little guy. You can hide behind your
> > keyboard....


Name is Sgt Bailey and you can come visit me at 6507 Columbia Pike
Annandale, VA 22003. But i know you won't.

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: No, THIS is truth!! ()
Date: July 28, 2015 07:15PM

truth!! Wrote:
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> You uneducated dumbshit! Who was here first in
> this country dumbass. Indians and mexicans.
> Duh!!!! Whites came later. So if anyone ruined a
> good country, look in the mirror!!!

You ignorant mongrel! Mexicans? Was Mexico already a country here? You stupid fuck!

The problem was that we whites brought our pet niggers to work for us. They should have been left in Africa where they were captured into slavery by OTHER NIGGERS. Learn your history, asshole!

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: July 28, 2015 09:17PM

columbia pike from Glebe Road (top of hill) to George Mason (bottom); or for a really good hill, try Walter Reed from 16th street (or thereabout) to Four Mile Run (bottom) Whoooooweeeeeee!!! With a pool at the bottom?

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: jjhrffg ()
Date: July 28, 2015 09:27PM

westy luvr Wrote:
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> Um... didn't this country fight off England
> BECAUSE of their conservative ways, ridiculous
> taxes, etc?

Taxes, yes. And taxes are libtard thing. Stop defending murderous niggers and rapey spics.

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: Dumb dumb and dumber ()
Date: July 28, 2015 09:44PM

I will pray for your black hearts. Obviously, you are disturbed in the soul to say such hateful things about other people.

The slide looks fun! I say run it right down Wilson Boulevard.

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: July 28, 2015 09:50PM

I thought we were talking about the slide. Will you all shut up.

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: Hunting for a freak ()
Date: July 28, 2015 09:52PM

No, THIS is truth!! Wrote:
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> truth!! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You uneducated dumbshit! Who was here first
> in
> > this country dumbass. Indians and mexicans.
> > Duh!!!! Whites came later. So if anyone ruined
> a
> > good country, look in the mirror!!!
>
> You ignorant mongrel! Mexicans? Was Mexico already
> a country here? You stupid fuck!
>

> The problem was that we whites brought our pet
> niggers to work for us. They should have been left
> in Africa where they were captured into slavery by
> OTHER NIGGERS. Learn your history, asshole!

Ummmmm....looks like you might be the stupid fuck here you little twat. I'm going to assume you're about ten from the level of stupidity on display. It's painfully obvious you need to learn some history yourself. Hmmmm....why don't you start with 'A People's History of the United States' before you start spouting off and sounding like the ignorant fool you are on these anonymous message boards.

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: to the dumb idiot ()
Date: July 29, 2015 09:19AM

No, THIS is truth!! Wrote:
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> truth!! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You uneducated dumbshit! Who was here first
> in
> > this country dumbass. Indians and mexicans.
> > Duh!!!! Whites came later. So if anyone ruined
> a
> > good country, look in the mirror!!!
>
> You ignorant mongrel! Mexicans? Was Mexico already
> a country here? You stupid fuck!
>
> The problem was that we whites brought our pet
> niggers to work for us. They should have been left
> in Africa where they were captured into slavery by
> OTHER NIGGERS. Learn your history, asshole!

WOW you are truely a dumbass. You say things without anything to back it up. WTF was the mexican-american war then? huh? I'm waiting?!?! Yes, Texas was part of Mexico and the US annex because Polk wanted more western expansion.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican%E2%80%93American_War

No wonder our society is such crap. We have fucking idiots like you spewing asinine garbage thinking you are a history teacher.

Just wow. It's okay Opie. They do offer adult classes as NOVA. You really need to sign up. I hope you don't reproduce. We don't need more dumbshits like you roaming the earth.

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: another idiot ()
Date: July 29, 2015 09:30AM

jjhrffg Wrote:
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> westy luvr Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Um... didn't this country fight off England
> > BECAUSE of their conservative ways, ridiculous
> > taxes, etc?
>
> Taxes, yes. And taxes are libtard thing. Stop
> defending murderous niggers and rapey spics.


No retard, Englad was a Monarch. I can't believe the amount of stupid people on this board.

Second, no one is defending any murderers. But what we do have issues with are racist assholes like you.

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: nightrider ()
Date: July 29, 2015 09:45AM

Now now children. It's plainly obvious that there are trolls on here with no education. (and lack of american history, which is pretty sad since they were born in here) No need to get upset as whites will be the minority in a few years.

As always in history, things come back in full circle.


@No, THIS is truth!! - By your 'we' comment I assume you are okay with slavery. I will give you an early opportunity to be my pet before you become the minority. I don't think you can handle an abusive home later on.

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: history teacher ()
Date: July 29, 2015 09:55AM

No, THIS is truth!! Wrote:
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> truth!! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------

>
> You ignorant mongrel! Mexicans? Was Mexico already
> a country here? You stupid fuck!

YES THEY WERE ALREADY HERE!

This is the funniest post I've ever seen. lol Nothing like someone making a bigger fool out of themselves. Lolol

They know how to use a board but fail to search the internet for history facts.

You make me lol!

Subscribing!!!!

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: Mixed powa ()
Date: July 29, 2015 10:05AM

No, THIS is truth!! Wrote:
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> truth!! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You uneducated dumbshit! Who was here first
> in
> > this country dumbass. Indians and mexicans.
> > Duh!!!! Whites came later. So if anyone ruined
> a
> > good country, look in the mirror!!!
>
> You ignorant mongrel! Mexicans? Was Mexico already
> a country here? You stupid fuck!
>
> The problem was that we whites brought our pet
> niggers to work for us. They should have been left
> in Africa where they were captured into slavery by
> OTHER NIGGERS. Learn your history, asshole!


The problem is that you were born.



But back to the subject. I didn't think of 4-mile run. That would be great location! But would they close that road?

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: FONZ ()
Date: July 29, 2015 11:10AM

Historic FACT - Blacks were captured by Black Slave Traders and brought both from Africa and the Caribbean to the USA....They did it to themselves...Black on Black crime...FACT

Another FACT....Slavery still exists (not human trafficking stuff) but real old school slavery...wanna know where? Africa...want to know who owns who? You guessed it.... Black Slave Masters owning their own kind...now fuck off.....

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: Dumba$$ FONZ ()
Date: July 29, 2015 11:31AM

FONZ Wrote:
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> Historic FACT - Blacks were captured by Black
> Slave Traders and brought both from Africa and the
> Caribbean to the USA....They did it to
> themselves...Black on Black crime...FACT
>
> Another FACT....Slavery still exists (not human
> trafficking stuff) but real old school
> slavery...wanna know where? Africa...want to know
> who owns who? You guessed it.... Black Slave
> Masters owning their own kind...now fuck off.....


Blacks were captured by ALL nationalities. Not just blacks. You're spitting half true now. And no it's not a black on black crime if it was LEGAL back then. Dumbass.... Read a history book

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: yHxKD ()
Date: July 30, 2015 07:57PM

Face u racist assholes here probably weigh at least 300 and wouldn't fit anyway, Courthouse to rosslyn down wilson would be awesome.

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Re: 2000ft Giant Slip and Slide Coming to Fairfax County
Posted by: PECKER WOOD ()
Date: July 30, 2015 08:10PM

Diversity it's what you yuppies want.

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