There were some pranks done on me growing up. One I can remember is the Diverted Water Fountain spray. Some kids had taken an aspirin pill and wedged it in the spicket so that the spray would be diverted towards the crotch. They hid in an empty classroom waiting for an unsuspecting victim. Unfortunately, that was me. I had to live with a puddle on my trousers for the next hour and defend my tankability.

Prank Victim Wrote:
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> There were some pranks done on me growing up. One
> I can remember is the Diverted Water Fountain
> spray. Some kids had taken an aspirin pill and
> wedged it in the spicket so that the spray would
> be diverted towards the crotch. They hid in an
> empty classroom waiting for an unsuspecting
> victim. Unfortunately, that was me. I had to live
> with a puddle on my trousers for the next hour and
> defend my tankability.

Holy crap! That was you?!?!? All these years later and I finally learn it worked...

I mean...

Jeez...that sucks that someone did that to you. What a bunch of fucking assholes...

I remember a couple of years ago a bunch of rather lazy black people elected a black man as president and he proceeded to destroy the country for the next few years. That was a good one.

I had one done on me. We were playing in the woods and some older kids told me to come over. They said don't look down, just keep walking toward us. Then they started directing me a little to the left and a little to the right. Then they said "Good Job! Now just take one more step." Then I heard a squishy noise and looked down to realize that I had just stepped in a big pile of dog shit. Never trusted older kids again.

My dad taught me this one: Call up a convenience store and ask them if they have Prince Albert in a Can. If they say yes, then reply "For God sakes Man, Let Him out of There!"

There was a Brain in my kindergarten class. He went around the room telling all the boys that their Epidermis was showing. Every single boy looked down to examine their zipper.

not really. the kids I was near near killed me in one neighborhood - call the ambulance.

next neighborhood they were very aggressive: all about pranks and dares: but the problem WAS they were deadly

these kids were fucked up in the head from theiving rich parents who, and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and crime breeds: they continually set up "clicks" of popular / unpopular. lend them something? always broken coming back: despite their sack of shit parents wealth, they were hostile to any success which was not theirs, and would destroy anything they touched which they didn't own.

were continually setting people up to do things that COULD REALLY get someone killed. and some kids in the area did die from dares (who's i dont know)

well ok not continually they just tried to get you killed a few times a week :)

i think many of them were out of state / out of country kids here , brought in by parents who came to fairfax to rip off the federal government (which ALLOT of fairfax was composed of). infact i think that's what spurred bull-o-va / area democrats to become a rip-off artist, beleiving it was "ok" in the USA to run a top down control facist parliament, making loans with no payback and attacking area citizens to keep the payments on interest going.

Shitting in the upper tank of someone's toilet. An upper decker. The gift that keeps on giving

to live and not have all your valuables broken or food out of your refidergator you had to , let's say , hold onto your wallet tight

after being hastled for many minutes i let some guy ride my motorcycle - he had his own he said he wanted to compare.

he then said i couldn't ride his because his parents didn't allow it because it was new.

he raced the engine like a bitch, shifted like a bitch. later that week i had to (age 13 or 14) tear down the engine and replace a broken timing chain guide assembly: without instructions or help.

pH6kx Wrote:
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> not really. the kids I was near near killed me in
> one neighborhood - call the ambulance.
>
> next neighborhood they were very aggressive: all
> about pranks and dares: but the problem WAS they
> were deadly
>
> these kids were fucked up in the head from
> theiving rich parents who, and the apple doesn't
> fall far from the tree, and crime breeds: they
> continually set up "clicks" of popular /
> unpopular. lend them something? always broken
> coming back: despite their sack of shit parents
> wealth, they were hostile to any success which was
> not theirs, and would destroy anything they
> touched which they didn't own.
>
> were continually setting people up to do things
> that COULD REALLY get someone killed. and some
> kids in the area did die from dares (who's i dont
> know)
>
> well ok not continually they just tried to get you
> killed a few times a week :)
>
> i think many of them were out of state / out of
> country kids here , brought in by parents who came
> to fairfax to rip off the federal government
> (which ALLOT of fairfax was composed of). infact
> i think that's what spurred bull-o-va / area
> democrats to become a rip-off artist, beleiving it
> was "ok" in the USA to run a top down control
> facist parliament, making loans with no payback
> and attacking area citizens to keep the payments
> on interest going.

Sorry, you sound like a whiny faggot who's whiny because no one ever pulled a prank on him because you didn't name a single one, you whiny faggot.

another thing i remember is their cock sucker parents

always people acting as if i wouldnt' be a good host if i didn't feed them

go to their house? same fucking thing every last time. the same kid who pretends to be offended (even if you never said no) flat out won't give you a cracker from their own cupboard

not only that but their parents were real peices of shit. nice houses (better than mine) and if they were around would say "that guests can't eat food in their house"

there were allot of sacks of shit in fairfax.

it was an aggressive area, you worked weekends and worked your fucking ass off during the week (ie, often an employer whouldn't even want to give you the legally required breaks after several hours). Unlike the fucking spanish or europeans: siesta, vacations, government jobs that paid too much, etc.

But Virginia paid her own way and covered the basic necessities of life (ie, like GOLD BACKED cash for rent and food at least).

Virginia was strict and competitive and also highly moral (backstabbing n.i.).

And democrat states were not, which is why they need to be here, where the finances are not fucked up, so they can fuck up Virginias finances as well.

Democrat states aren't doing well: they far greater in DEBT SPENDING. and they are probably getting death threats from the people they borrowed from.

In Norfolk Va 1966 I was the "new boy" in school and was pranked. Some guys told me to go up to a girl and ask her how was her sisters dancing lessons going.

So I did egged on, and the girl acted super offended and said " My sister cant dance she lost her legs in a accident"

My face turned bright red and they all good a good laugh at me.
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At Holloween 1967 the last time I trick or treated in Newport RI, some older guys came up to me and demanded handfuls of candy. I allowed them to take some, One took a big handful, The second collegiate came out with nothing in his hand. Later that night a kid told me I was dropping candy from the bottom of my bag. Which had a big wet spot and a hole. I checked it out and found a broken egg in the bag left by the pimple faced young Democrat.

Hey pH6kx(),

It sounds like you grew up in McLean like me. Did you? They played Chicken with knives, etc. My sister was shot with a bb gun and a salt rifle. Also had a friend squirted in the eye with a squirt gun that was filled with ammonia. He had to go to the hospital. My older brother got beat up practically every week by older kids. But that's because he ran his mouth.

The flaming bag of dog poop on the doorstep never gets old.

Ya "Abbie" and the prank of putting peanut butter and some chocolate in your undershorts and suddenly eating it during the army physical to get out of the draft was one lib commies enjoyed pulling as well.