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Stupid People Trying To Cross The Potomac Tonight
Posted by: TFDP9 ()
Date: July 03, 2015 11:09PM

Between 20-30 people trying to rope/zipline from Montgomery County to VA/Great Falls area over the Potomac. Started around 10 pm, still going on.

FCPD, FCPD, US Park, MCPD, MCFD, US Park Helicopter, FFX Helicopter all involved with this stupidity.

Not sure what these idiots were thinking with the river so high and running so fast after all the rain.

Crazy amount of resources being deployed and now there are officers lost in the woods trying to find trails in the dark and chasing suspects.

If nobody drowns or dies tonight it will be a miracle.

I guess these folks might be Darwin Award nominees.

Everyone's tax dollars hard at work for a bunch of stupid people.

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Re: Stupid People Trying To Cross The Potomac Tonight
Posted by: kwFmN ()
Date: July 03, 2015 11:18PM

escape from maryland?

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Re: Stupid People Trying To Cross The Potomac Tonight
Posted by: Just Trying To Get Out ()
Date: July 03, 2015 11:59PM

Of The "Free State". Is that not a Huge Laugh! Maryland calls itself "The Free State" Maybe cause every thing is free for welfare dregs.

No Guns allowed in the Free State, Your life's not worth a penny. Criminals are the only ones with right's there so BEWARE! That is the right to carry a illegal gun or knife and kill your ass. Don't You Dare try to Stop Them either,
"IN The Free State"

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Re: Stupid People Trying To Cross The Potomac Tonight
Posted by: Grim Beeker ()
Date: July 04, 2015 12:58AM

One or two floaters by AM....bring them to me.

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Re: Stupid People Trying To Cross The Potomac Tonight
Posted by: You people are idiots ()
Date: July 04, 2015 02:08PM

Grim Beeker Wrote:
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> One or two floaters by AM....bring them to me.


'Beeker'???

lol

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Re: Stupid People Trying To Cross The Potomac Tonight
Posted by: garcigar ()
Date: July 04, 2015 02:29PM

when they fall in and go over the falls the gar in the lower potomac will dine well. Darwin Award candidates all.

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Re: Stupid People Trying To Cross The Potomac Tonight
Posted by: Potomac Craziness ()
Date: July 04, 2015 05:25PM

Zip-lining across the Potomac at night... that's nothing.

I'm surprised at all the activities on the Potomac. I was hiking the other day and came across a group of teenagers skinny dipping in the middle of the day in the Potomac. Granted I was on a side trail and not a well traveled trail but who skinny dips in the middle of the day on the Potomac?

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Re: Stupid People Trying To Cross The Potomac Tonight
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: July 04, 2015 05:35PM

Potomac Craziness Wrote:
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> Zip-lining across the Potomac at night... that's
> nothing.
>
> I'm surprised at all the activities on the
> Potomac. I was hiking the other day and came
> across a group of teenagers skinny dipping in the
> middle of the day in the Potomac. Granted I was
> on a side trail and not a well traveled trail but
> who skinny dips in the middle of the day on the
> Potomac?

Teenagers. Weren’t you ever one?

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Re: Stupid People Trying To Cross The Potomac Tonight
Posted by: Ewsd ()
Date: July 04, 2015 05:57PM

causeican Wrote:
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> Potomac Craziness Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Zip-lining across the Potomac at night...
> that's
> > nothing.
> >
> > I'm surprised at all the activities on the
> > Potomac. I was hiking the other day and came
> > across a group of teenagers skinny dipping in
> the
> > middle of the day in the Potomac. Granted I
> was
> > on a side trail and not a well traveled trail
> but
> > who skinny dips in the middle of the day on the
> > Potomac?
>
> Teenagers. Weren’t you ever one?

I was but I wasn't prancing around naked in public.

But hey, with roles models like Miley Sirus and every teenage pop star posting more and more shocking naked pics of themselves... I guess teenagers don't care if they are seen naked these days.

I might just be old and out of with the younger generation.

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Re: Stupid People Trying To Cross The Potomac Tonight
Posted by: NyKnh ()
Date: July 04, 2015 07:48PM

Do not take any pictures. If the teens are under 18, then you are dealing in child porn and will likely be labeled a sexual offender/predator.

Enjoy the view and move on.

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Re: Stupid People Trying To Cross The Potomac Tonight
Posted by: snap away ()
Date: July 05, 2015 11:42AM

NyKnh Wrote:
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> Do not take any pictures. If the teens are under
> 18, then you are dealing in child porn and will
> likely be labeled a sexual offender/predator.
>
> Enjoy the view and move on.


You could claim thaty they are in the Potomac on public property where there is no reasonable expectation of privacy. Since most women shave their cooters today, you had no way of knowing that hairless girl was underage. Being naked, they of course don't have pockets to carry an ID card to prove they are over 18.

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Re: Stupid People Trying To Cross The Potomac Tonight
Posted by: tDYxk ()
Date: July 05, 2015 02:24PM

Skinny dipping. It's not new. You're just a prude.

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