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95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: Ha Ha Suckers! ()
Date: July 03, 2015 12:00PM

Just heard on XM Traffic Rt 95 south is a parking lot from 495 allllllllll the way to Fredericksburg. That's about 45 miles I believe.

Hope you're enjoying your trip SUCKERS. Should have left Monday like I did. Right now I'm on Jennettes Pier in Nags Head catching some fish and having some ice cold beers. Life is good! No shark attacks yet but we're hopeful. Will post pictures if we get one.

http://www.jennettespier.net/webcam

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: Impressive ()
Date: July 03, 2015 12:19PM

You only had enough money for Nags Head? Why aren't you fishing from a boat?

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: Ha Ha Suckers ()
Date: July 03, 2015 12:31PM

Impressive Wrote:
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> You only had enough money for Nags Head? Why
> aren't you fishing from a boat?

A- I like Nags Head. Where would you go?

B- Day trip offshore is around $1800 plus tip this summer

C- Fuck you

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: Bill S ()
Date: July 03, 2015 12:31PM

That's why they call it the Highway from Hell.....get off in Fredricksburg and just eat at the Steak n Shake the next 24 hours.

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: Ha ha losers ()
Date: July 03, 2015 12:35PM

Nags Head? More like Fags Head, amiright?

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: 7xNHw ()
Date: July 03, 2015 12:38PM

Ha ha losers Wrote:
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> Nags Head? More like Fags Head, amiright?

He says from his townhouse in Woodbridge 12 x 12 backyard.

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: Ha ha losers ()
Date: July 03, 2015 12:40PM

LOL WUT? Were you typing something from your efficiency in Alexandria that you pay $2k for?

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: Vacation - South of France #1 ()
Date: July 03, 2015 12:50PM

Ha Ha Suckers! Wrote:
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> Just heard on XM Traffic Rt 95 south is a parking
> lot from 495 allllllllll the way to
> Fredericksburg. That's about 45 miles I believe.
>
> Hope you're enjoying your trip SUCKERS. Should
> have left Monday like I did. Right now I'm on
> Jennettes Pier in Nags Head catching some fish and
> having some ice cold beers. Life is good! No shark
> attacks yet but we're hopeful. Will post pictures
> if we get one.
>
> http://www.jennettespier.net/webcam


Sad vacation? When I go on vacation next week the last place I will be is on this forum.

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: Intercoastal Waterway ()
Date: July 03, 2015 12:58PM

Ha Ha Suckers Wrote:
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> Impressive Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You only had enough money for Nags Head? Why
> > aren't you fishing from a boat?
>
> A- I like Nags Head. Where would you go?
So do I on our way to Georgia.
> B- Day trip offshore is around $1800 plus tip this
> summer
We leave in two weeks from Anapolis on a 36'Grady White a bought a few years back.
> C- Fuck you
Promises, Promises but I much prefer my wife.

Enjoy your week.

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: Heavy Traffic????? ()
Date: July 03, 2015 01:44PM

Heavy traffic on I-95 between the Beltway and Fredericksburg on the Friday before the July 4th weekend? Who could have guessed that?

Wait until tomorrow. The last time July 4th was on a Saturday the same 40 mile trip took 3 hours. The new toll lanes should reduce it to 2 hours 55 minutes.

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: Heavy Traffic????? ()
Date: July 03, 2015 02:57PM

Transurban is reporting that the lanes will be open northbound on July 4th until 7:00 to accomodate traffic heading into DC.

The 40 mile trip from the Beltway to Fredericksburg will take at least 3 hours and 15 minutes tomorrow at traffic peak (say 10:00 am to 4:00 pm or later). Plan accordingly.

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: Kabam ()
Date: July 03, 2015 03:19PM

Sad vacation? When I go on vacation next week the last place I will be is on this forum.

Good one...


OP probably realized what his wife looks like in a swimsuit and is now doing a swan dive into a bottle of Jack Daniels

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: Wouldnt know, moved away ()
Date: July 03, 2015 03:23PM

You lib losers remember days like this when you decide to talk about how great Fairfax is again.

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: summer of '15 ()
Date: July 03, 2015 04:12PM

Where did I go on vacation? 95! I got to play the license plate game. We sang 10,000 bottle of beers on the wall. We got to learn how to change a flat tire and how to add radiator fluid to the car. Dad taught us all some creative sign language (gestures) and even some new words. Oh, we also got to pee in the trees by the side of the road - good times!

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: oriental nc ()
Date: July 03, 2015 04:23PM

Intercoastal Waterway Wrote:
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> Ha Ha Suckers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Impressive Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You only had enough money for Nags Head? Why
> > > aren't you fishing from a boat?
> >
> > A- I like Nags Head. Where would you go?
> So do I on our way to Georgia.
> > B- Day trip offshore is around $1800 plus tip
> this
> > summer
> We leave in two weeks from Anapolis on a 36'Grady
> White a bought a few years back.
> > C- Fuck you
> Promises, Promises but I much prefer my wife.
>
> Enjoy your week.


Just so folks don't think you're dumb, it's InTRAcoastal Waterway.

Have a great 4th!

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: Xm3bK ()
Date: July 03, 2015 04:55PM

oriental nc Wrote:
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>
> Just so folks don't think you're dumb, it's
> InTRAcoastal Waterway.
>
> Have a great 4th!


That ship's already sailed.

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: The blind leading........... ()
Date: July 04, 2015 08:03AM

oriental nc Wrote:
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> Intercoastal Waterway Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ha Ha Suckers Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Impressive Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > You only had enough money for Nags Head?
> Why
> > > > aren't you fishing from a boat?
> > >
> > > A- I like Nags Head. Where would you go?
> > So do I on our way to Georgia.
> > > B- Day trip offshore is around $1800 plus tip
> > this
> > > summer
> > We leave in two weeks from Anapolis on a
> 36'Grady
> > White a bought a few years back.
> > > C- Fuck you
> > Promises, Promises but I much prefer my wife.
> >
> > Enjoy your week.
>
>
> Just so folks don't think you're dumb, it's
> InTRAcoastal Waterway.
>
> Have a great 4th!

You're correcting teenage mutant trolls? Sez a lot.

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: xDvEc ()
Date: July 04, 2015 08:46AM

Have fun at Nags Head, I'll be heading to Corolla on Sunday. What do you all think the traffic will be like if I leave ffx at 3pm tomorrow?

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: Max Cady ()
Date: July 04, 2015 09:47AM

I'm on my way. See you there.

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: need an answer ()
Date: July 04, 2015 09:57AM

95 was backed up last weekend and the weekend before that, etc.....it's ALWAYS backed up to Fredericksburg?
Other than the obvious, what causes this to happen all the time, even on weekdays?

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: July 04, 2015 10:21AM

Ha Ha Suckers! Wrote:
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> Right now I'm on Jennettes Pier in Nags Head catching
> some fish and having some ice cold beers. Life is good!

LOL, posting on FFU from vacation? What a loser.

Typical OBX Douche. How many of those stickers do you have on your SUV, you dillweed?

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: gulf coast ()
Date: July 04, 2015 10:57AM

We take 3 weeks off every summer and ride in our huge motor home to the gulf coast of Florida. Just hire a driver and party on the highway! We like to get wasted on frozen drinks and cook wings and ribs while we watch all the losers in their crappy vehicles looking pissed off at the traffic.

http://urideidrive.com/longer-drives-and-larger-vehicles/rvs/

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: notgoing ()
Date: July 04, 2015 11:22AM

Fuck getting on 95 at ALL today!

My friends are blowing up my phone since I"m the one with the RV- I know they want me to drive so they can party too but NOPE! They are all broke and can barely chip in for the drinks much less the GAS it's gonna take at 10mpg in stop and go traffic!!!

We tried this last year- it was a success in terms of "we had a good time", but it SUCKED I had to pay for ALL the gas BOTH WAYS to NC ($250), ALL the food (ribs, chicken, burgers, kosher dogs, sides for 8 people x 3 days = $300) and I got 4 24 packs of corona which were quickly drank up and they brought beer like "natural ice" and that was ALL they brought- plus the dump fee and extra water used for everyone to shower- priceless!!!

I'm setting up my grill right now and will have a peaceful 4th at HOME for practically FREE!!!

Fireworks will be on WETA anyways!!! Fuck going to the mall too!!!

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: Covington Q. Throckmorton, Esq. ()
Date: July 04, 2015 11:40AM

gulf coast Wrote:
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> We take 3 weeks off every summer and ride in our
> huge motor home to the gulf coast of Florida. Just
> hire a driver and party on the highway! We like to
> get wasted on frozen drinks and cook wings and
> ribs while we watch all the losers in their crappy
> vehicles looking pissed off at the traffic.
>
> http://urideidrive.com/longer-drives-and-larger-ve
> hicles/rvs/

You sound totally classy and not at all white trashy.

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: 6bFhT ()
Date: July 04, 2015 12:21PM

Covington Q. Throckmorton, Esq. Wrote:
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> gulf coast Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We take 3 weeks off every summer and ride in
> our
> > huge motor home to the gulf coast of Florida.
> Just
> > hire a driver and party on the highway! We like
> to
> > get wasted on frozen drinks and cook wings and
> > ribs while we watch all the losers in their
> crappy
> > vehicles looking pissed off at the traffic.
> >
> >
> http://urideidrive.com/longer-drives-and-larger-ve
>
> > hicles/rvs/
>
> You sound totally classy and not at all white
> trashy.

Lifestyles of the rich and famous!

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: Jo mama ()
Date: July 04, 2015 09:37PM

Ha Ha Suckers! Wrote:
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> Just heard on XM Traffic Rt 95 south is a parking
> lot from 495 allllllllll the way to
> Fredericksburg. That's about 45 miles I believe.
>
> Hope you're enjoying your trip SUCKERS. Should
> have left Monday like I did. Right now I'm on
> Jennettes Pier in Nags Head catching some fish and
> having some ice cold beers. Life is good! No shark
> attacks yet but we're hopeful. Will post pictures
> if we get one.
>

One can only hope that someone as asinine as you, gets what's coming to them.

BTW, don't bother posting any pics

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Date: July 04, 2015 10:17PM

Was up to FX today. Lousy weather river full of logs from rains so no boat. Made a 4th July BBQ for my mother. Left 730pm did not feel like hanging round to see the Works off the WW Bridge, Was surprised when I got to Fredericksburg, Sounded like Dodge City on my street people lighting off rockets, firecrackers. First time here early on the 4th about 9 pm. Usually up FX. Was there 41 years. Saw fire flies too tonight. Watched DC's Works on WETA.

So Far Isis has stayed home. No news is good news.

Traffic today was 65 mph from Springfield all the way down baby and all the way up in the AM. Won't be such luck on Sun. afternoon coming up.

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: Not white trash ()
Date: July 04, 2015 10:30PM

Anyone who spends their summer vacation days in NC is pure white trash.

Have fun though!

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Re: 95 crawling all the way from Beltway to Fredericksburg
Posted by: wQt4s ()
Date: July 07, 2015 09:06AM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Typical OBX Douche. How many of those stickers do
> you have on your SUV, you dillweed?


Cheer up, buttercup. Perhaps one day, you'll be able to afford a vacation. Until then, I'm sure trolling FFXU fills all the empty space in your pathetic life. LOL!

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