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If you don't have morters and other shit that blows up on the 4th, you're a faggit.
Posted by: Blow shit up! ()
Date: July 03, 2015 05:27AM

You heard me!

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Re: If you don't have morters and other shit that blows up on the 4th, you're a faggit.
Posted by: typical liberal faggot ()
Date: July 03, 2015 05:51AM

I'm concerned about the carbon footprint of all those fireworks. Here is a picture of my car.
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Re: If you don't have morters and other shit that blows up on the 4th, you're a faggit.
Posted by: Grammarian ()
Date: July 03, 2015 08:10AM

OP, you need to learn how to spell faggot.

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Re: If you don't have morters and other shit that blows up on the 4th, you're a faggit.
Posted by: CaptainBlowShitUp ()
Date: July 03, 2015 08:14AM

Grammarian Wrote:
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> OP, you need to learn how to spell faggot.

OP also needs to learn to spell mortars. If you want to blow shit up with them join the Army. Here's the real deal. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io3NHBKQSQ4

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Re: If you don't have morters and other shit that blows up on the 4th, you're a faggit.
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: July 03, 2015 08:34AM

OP is a bad speller, but 100% correct.

If you do not light off (good illegal) fireworks tomorrow, you are showing solidarity with ISIS.


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Re: If you don't have morters and other shit that blows up on the 4th, you're a faggit.
Posted by: Blow shit up! ()
Date: July 03, 2015 09:14AM

I'll spell the way I wanna spell. Who are you to tell how to spell? Are you a spellaphobic?

If you don't have fireworks that blow up you are an anti American and pyrophobic.

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Re: If you don't have morters and other shit that blows up on the 4th, you're a faggit.
Posted by: Grammarian ()
Date: July 03, 2015 09:18AM

Blow shit up! Wrote:
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> I'll spell the way I wanna spell. Who are you to
> tell how to spell? Are you a spellaphobic?

No, we're adults.

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Re: If you don't have morters and other shit that blows up on the 4th, you're a faggit.
Posted by: Blow shit up! ()
Date: July 03, 2015 09:25AM

Grammarian Wrote:
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> Blow shit up! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'll spell the way I wanna spell. Who are you
> to
> > tell how to spell? Are you a spellaphobic?
>
> No, we're adults.

Yore a judgmental, racist prick! How dare you discriminate against me. I'm gonna tell my nigger Obama on you.

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Re: If you don't have morters and other shit that blows up on the 4th, you're a faggit.
Posted by: I suck cock ()
Date: July 04, 2015 12:49AM

I'm a libtard and I will be blowing cocks tomorrow in the backseat of my Smart car, not fireworks.

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Re: If you don't have morters and other shit that blows up on the 4th, you're a faggit.
Posted by: some more info ()
Date: July 04, 2015 09:27AM

Good luck in the rain, bitch.

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Re: If you don't have morters and other shit that blows up on the 4th, you're a faggit.
Posted by: CaptainBlowShitUp ()
Date: July 04, 2015 09:54AM

Blow shit up! Wrote:
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> I'll spell the way I wanna spell. Who are you to
> tell how to spell? Are you a spellaphobic?
>
> If you don't have fireworks that blow up you are
> an anti American and pyrophobic.

You're a ablutophobic peasant.

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Re: If you don't have morters and other shit that blows up on the 4th, you're a faggit.
Posted by: OP = FOOL ()
Date: July 04, 2015 12:37PM

Look at what can happen when you mess with fireworks…
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Re: If you don't have morters and other shit that blows up on the 4th, you're a faggit.
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: July 04, 2015 01:19PM

Anyone with a cock up their ass...is a faggot. Leave the fireworks out of it, man.

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Re: If you don't have morters and other shit that blows up on the 4th, you're a faggit.
Posted by: Not faggit ()
Date: July 04, 2015 02:00PM

It's faggot, not faggit. Learn to spell.

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Re: If you don't have morters and other shit that blows up on the 4th, you're a faggit.
Posted by: some more info ()
Date: July 04, 2015 02:09PM

Fuck the rains gone.

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Re: If you don't have morters and other shit that blows up on the 4th, you're a faggit.
Posted by: KV3Ek ()
Date: July 07, 2015 06:46PM

I like that quote from the story about the dumbass who lit off a "morter" off his head that "blows up" and shit: "We told him not to do it, but he did it anyway. When it happened and we came up to his body, there was no attempt to resuscitate because his head was just gone."

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