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The Dulles Expo center was evacuated. Fire engines blocked every road around the expo center. I see there's a gun show this weekend, did something explode?
Kilton 2 lazy 2 login Wrote:
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> 8,9000 Lbs of hot dogs were consumed, and 35
> people had heart attacks at that show.
>
> Tee hee :-)
This is more entertaining than what probably actually happened. But who knows? Lol
I should go just to see how many morbidly obese guys there are running around in tactical pants and wearing oakley sunglasses. That is always a good laugh.
gun__showww Wrote:
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> I should go just to see how many morbidly obese
> guys there are running around in tactical pants
> and wearing oakley sunglasses. That is always a
> good laugh.
Kilton 2 lazy 2 login Wrote:
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> 8,9000 Lbs of hot dogs were consumed, and 35
> people had heart attacks at that show.
>
> Tee hee :-)
Chantilly Chat Wrote:
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> There is/was a sizable outdoor gas leak at the
> Expo center. Evidently it's located underground.
> The building was evacuated as a precaution.
Regrettably, this type of thing is very common whenever you get an influx of overweight "men" in one area. The body odor tends to sink -- as it's heavier than oxygen -- and can sometimes get overly-consolidated in a basement area, causing an explosion.
I just hope enough hot dogs survived the explosion to last these fatties through the weekend, or we'll all be in trouble!
Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> gun__showww Wrote:
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> > I should go just to see how many morbidly obese
> > guys there are running around in tactical pants
> > and wearing oakley sunglasses. That is always a
> > good laugh.
>
>
> You're thinking of cops.
Don't cops wear strategic pants? They have cop gear strategically hanging off of them. What the hell are tactical pants anyway, the army style ones?
Chantilly Chat Wrote:
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> There is/was a sizable outdoor gas leak at the
> Expo center. Evidently it's located underground.
> The building was evacuated as a precaution.
I'm sure once the area was cleared of the people who attend the gun show that nasty smell went away.
cgsg Wrote:
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> Despite all the ignorance being thrown around on
> this forum the gun show is
> still going on and they don't give a flying fuck
> about what libs think.
Aww, sorry you got butt hurt! We're just pointing out facts, like how the sky is blue and gun nuts are fat. Why would this bother you?
nFJNj Wrote:
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> So let me get this straight, so many fat people
> converged in one spot it ruptured underground
> utilities? Who knew the earths crust had a weight
> limit.
Not only that but after they smelled a little gas it started a stampede as these fat cowards tried to run away and hide. That made the situation worse as both reactors at Lake Anna went into auto shutdown.
The Facts Wrote:
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> BHO has caused more guns to be purchased than any
> other President in United States history.
>
> Just sayin'.
The Facts Wrote:
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> BHO has caused more guns to be purchased than any
> other President in United States history.
>
> Just sayin'.
Agreed! Just shows how prone to baseless fear the average gun owner is. Pretty adorable, no? :-)
Judge Roy Wrote:
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> When someone breaks into your house at 2 a.m. a
> gun will do you absolutely no good.
> You need a German Shepherd or a Doberman.
Even any dog that has good hearing and will alert you something is wrong. Then you can grab your g lock and blast away at any intruders.
A "Richmond Man" broke into this Real Virginia senior appeals court judge's downtown Fredericksburg house and Hiz Honor got his "Trey Eight" out on him. In later court reports he said he thought he would have to shoot him, but the fellow slumped down to the floor and passed out drunk with only one shoe on. Lots of bars to party at down there. Kid was lucky and got off lucky with a misdemeanor charge of tampering with property instead of burglary courtesy of Hiz honor no doubt who took pity on the kid for being stinking drunk. I concur your Honor.
Hiz honor said he would continue to keep his .38 and advised others to be careful of their actions if intruders break in.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/20/2017 03:01PM by Double Action Jackson.
Whet Wrote:
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> The Dulles Expo center was evacuated. Fire engines
> blocked every road around the expo center. I see
> there's a gun show this weekend, did something
> explode?
Interesting story. I went to the show at 3 on Friday and did not see any fire trucks. Had no idea this even happened, if its a real story at all. The show was open and people buying guns at a good pace.
Kilton Wrote:
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> cgsg Wrote:
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> > Despite all the ignorance being thrown around
> on
> > this forum the gun show is
> > still going on and they don't give a flying
> fuck
> > about what libs think.
>
> Aww, sorry you got butt hurt! We're just pointing
> out facts, like how the sky is blue and gun nuts
> are fat. Why would this bother you?
"Facts" my ass. I'm only amused because you have to make things up to try and
demonize legal gun owners. You're full of imagination.
SIG buyer Wrote:
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> Whet Wrote:
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> > The Dulles Expo center was evacuated. Fire
> engines
> > blocked every road around the expo center. I
> see
> > there's a gun show this weekend, did something
> > explode?
>
>
> Interesting story. I went to the show at 3 on
> Friday and did not see any fire trucks. Had no
> idea this even happened, if its a real story at
> all. The show was open and people buying guns at a
> good pace.
No news reports on such an incident. Pure fabrication. (again)
I got there at 1pm.Didn't know they had changed the opening time back to 3 pm.There were a few ambulances and trucks there.No biggie.Show must go on.
I noticed the place was flooded bu VSP on Sunday.
cgsg Wrote:
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> "Facts" my ass. I'm only amused because you have
> to make things up to try and
> demonize legal gun owners. You're full of
> imagination.
How many hot dogs did you eat while you were typing that?
Kilton Wrote:
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> cgsg Wrote:
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> > "Facts" my ass. I'm only amused because you
> have
> > to make things up to try and
> > demonize legal gun owners. You're full of
> > imagination.
>
> How many hot dogs did you eat while you were
> typing that?
And how many ejaculations did you have while you were typing that, Kilton? That's a super-gay image you've got there, all those beef tubes going into a guy's mouth. Are you from Manipur? I hear that's the gayest tube-friendly state.