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I grew up in Fox Mill Estates since 1972. I am now raising my children in Fairfax right of Stringfellow Road, for years my son has been friends with my neighbors son, who is a year older.
I have maintained a friendly relationship with my neighbor until recently. See my neighbor played football in high school and his son was always kinda chubby and didnt seem football oriented, well my neighbor forced him to become a football player and work out 24/7. My son is 16 and 6' at 175lbs while my neighbors son is 6'5" at 220lbs. So my son and him have drifted apart due to my son preferring Lacrosse and wrestling over football. My neighbors son has recently been real aggressive towards my son and other neighborhood kids. He recently got in a fight with my son and well my son won the fight, even tho my son won, he got scuffed up on his arm. So I talked to my neighbor about it and he said "Youre just mad that your son isnt big for his age like mine, and that he doesnt have a lineman build" he also continued to call my son a "pussy" even though..well..my son is pretty muscular and won the fight. My neighbors is just bulky. He then said absurd things such as "I bet your son doesnt even have hair on his stomach like a real man does."
I was appalled at my neighbors actions and childish ways. Any advice?? Similar situations??
Jake Kyker is the neighbors son. Hes fucking hairy as shit. All over his stomach too, such a slob. Cant stop eating. His dad looks like a fat version of Walter White
I'm sorry to hear that. My son is on the FHS football team (and I intend to ask him if he knows anything about this). Please don't think all FHS football players behave this way.
Neighbor Wrote:
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> Jake Kyker is the neighbors son. Hes fucking hairy
> as shit. All over his stomach too, such a slob.
> Cant stop eating. His dad looks like a fat version
> of Walter White
Any hairy sisters or other women in that tribe? I dig hairy chicks with natural beavers.
MYOB Wrote:
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> Your son is takes care of his own shit, fuck off
> before he picks you up like that fat pussy
> neighbhor kid and slams some sense into you.
save money and get rid of football:
kids with concussions will need a softer grading scale
football players who go to college will act like big drunk slobs and hurt women
end the macho cycle now
OMG! Two high school boys had a fight! This is unheard of! Yeah right....
I was in a fight with another student while I was in high school and we
both got over it. We've seen each other at several class reunions now
and always share a big laugh over the incident. We call it part of growing
up. Nobody wound up in the hospital and no shots were fired.
Neighbor Wrote:
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> I grew up in Fox Mill Estates since 1972. I am now
> raising my children in Fairfax right of
> Stringfellow Road, for years my son has been
> friends with my neighbors son, who is a year
> older.
>
> I have maintained a friendly relationship with my
> neighbor until recently. See my neighbor played
> football in high school and his son was always
> kinda chubby and didnt seem football oriented,
> well my neighbor forced him to become a football
> player and work out 24/7. My son is 16 and 6' at
> 175lbs while my neighbors son is 6'5" at 220lbs.
> So my son and him have drifted apart due to my son
> preferring Lacrosse and wrestling over football.
> My neighbors son has recently been real aggressive
> towards my son and other neighborhood kids. He
> recently got in a fight with my son and well my
> son won the fight, even tho my son won, he got
> scuffed up on his arm. So I talked to my neighbor
> about it and he said "Youre just mad that your son
> isnt big for his age like mine, and that he doesnt
> have a lineman build" he also continued to call my
> son a "pussy" even though..well..my son is pretty
> muscular and won the fight. My neighbors is just
> bulky. He then said absurd things such as "I bet
> your son doesnt even have hair on his stomach like
> a real man does."
>
> I was appalled at my neighbors actions and
> childish ways. Any advice?? Similar situations??
>
> Looking for some help people
rediculous. neither of them are nigros on steroids with scouts handing them money in HS.
With boys, usually they move on. If your son got the upper hand, the football slug will likely talk crap to his buddies or not say a word.
Try to ignore and avoid the neighbor and kid. The kids father sounds like as much of a punk as the kid he is raising. No respect, no brains, dad probably drives a white service truck.
reaping what you sowed… Wrote:
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> Look at what school sports creates. Neighborhood
> violence.
>
> As bad as FHS is, the kids will be lucky to get
> jobs at Target when they graduate.
Spoken like a true libtard. Trophies for everyone!!!!!!
reaping what you sowed… Wrote:
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> Look at what school sports creates. Neighborhood
> violence.
>
> As bad as FHS is, the kids will be lucky to get
> jobs at Target when they graduate.
Fairfax HS is the 10th best in the state and 7th best in the county. FCPS has 25 high schools. I bet your child goes to South County and your mad that you overpaid for your house in Crosspointe.
Old Dad Wrote:
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> OMG! Two high school boys had a fight! This is
> unheard of! Yeah right....
> I was in a fight with another student while I was
> in high school and we
> both got over it. We've seen each other at several
> class reunions now
> and always share a big laugh over the incident. We
> call it part of growing
> up. Nobody wound up in the hospital and no shots
> were fired.
OP Here,
I know that high school boys get in fights, I was in my fair share at Herndon in the 80s. But I live in a nice neighborhood and have enjoyed having good neighbors until now. Im concerned with the fact about what the dad said. It is extremely childish and odd. He is a 47 year old grown man with 2 kids and a wife, you simply don't act that way towards anybody.
And to whoever thinks I dislike FHS football players, I apologize for coming off that way. I support the team, my older son played for them all 4 years, I support the team.
I grew up in small town Texas, and let's just say Football was the only way of life. It seemed like everyday dads would be comparing the size of their son to another boy. Also, "manhood" was literally defined as how bulky your son was and how much hair he had on his chest.
I played Baseball, not Football. Baseball was the 2nd most accepted sport, I was disgusted with football culture in my town.
I can imagine that around her before it got all Liberal-infested and built-up, Football may have been a bigger pastime.
I suggest you confront the son, the son will get so scared when he see's his neighbor talk to him, don't bring up the fight. Just make small talk.
the only people who care about football player size are the parents of the players. the remaining 99% of the population do not give a crap and view people like the neighbor as immature adults who never outgrew their glory days of high school. its like the pretty cheerleader who has to be forever blonde - like the former governor's wife. football is not even a popular sport anymore, girls want to date the smart boys who will get jobs.
I would say your son has the situation well in hand and you should butt out. If the neighbor dad keeps pushing you around, have your son kick his ass since you apparently are unable to.
Honestly I would ignore your neighbor, let your son work things out with lardo. And holy shit the real issue here is the neighbor's son weight? So hes 17 and 220lbs at 6'5". Was the kid force fed??? And wtf is with him being so hairy, anyone know this kid, whats going on
The kid's name is Jake Kyker, he goes to Fairfax High and is a junior, hes a football player, hey Rebelman ask him whats up, the kid is kinda odd, I dont know what goes on with him.
Neighbor Wrote:
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> Old Dad Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > OMG! Two high school boys had a fight! This is
> > unheard of! Yeah right....
> > I was in a fight with another student while I
> was
> > in high school and we
> > both got over it. We've seen each other at
> several
> > class reunions now
> > and always share a big laugh over the incident.
> We
> > call it part of growing
> > up. Nobody wound up in the hospital and no
> shots
> > were fired.
>
>
> OP Here,
>
> I know that high school boys get in fights, I was
> in my fair share at Herndon in the 80s. But I live
> in a nice neighborhood and have enjoyed having
> good neighbors until now. Im concerned with the
> fact about what the dad said. It is extremely
> childish and odd. He is a 47 year old grown man
> with 2 kids and a wife, you simply don't act that
> way towards anybody.
>
> And to whoever thinks I dislike FHS football
> players, I apologize for coming off that way. I
> support the team, my older son played for them all
> 4 years, I support the team.
fattyfatty2x4 Wrote: ''I am a totally gay faggot molester.''
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
()
Date: May 20, 2015 11:19PM
fattyfatty2x4 Wrote:
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> Honestly I would ignore your neighbor, let your
> son work things out with lardo. And holy shit the
> real issue here is the neighbor's son weight? So
> hes 17 and 220lbs at 6'5". Was the kid force
> fed??? And wtf is with him being so hairy, anyone
> know this kid, whats going on
6'5" and 220lbs is lean and mean. Did one of your fantasies slip through?
I bet YOU'd like to force feed him... something. Oh, who are we kidding, you want to force-feed him your penis.
FHSRebel Wrote:
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> The kid's name is Jake Kyker, he goes to Fairfax
> High and is a junior, hes a football player, hey
> Rebelman ask him whats up, the kid is kinda odd, I
> dont know what goes on with him.
Pretty simple explanation, the dad is trying to make him into what dad wants him to be, not what he wants to be. That will affect any kid. Especially if he is like most kids and wants to please his pops. Hopefully, he will find his own path after school and not be like his Leadbelly dad
Dad sounds like a real tool and has the mentality of a teenager.
Would love to know where he works/what he does for a living. I would not want to business with this person. My guess is he is a government employee of some sort.
To even speak to another parent and comment on your kids size, maturity and call the kids names tells me dad was a bully and never grew up.
I would stay clear of this family because if you push things this dad and stupid kid will start vandalizing your property and threatening your family. Hopefully you do not have any pets that are left out unattended. Dad and kid sound like they have an IQ of about 80 or dad suffered brain damage playing football as a kid.
Time to get some cameras up to watch your property.
At the end of the day all that matters is raw cock size, kyker weighs in a over 3 pounds 8 inches fully erect, what kind of chub is your son rocking? The poor kid was perhaps trying to force himself upon jake as a show of superiority but could not succesfully rape him because your son has erectile disfuntion and couldnt get a hard on.
Neighbor Wrote:
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> Old Dad Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > OMG! Two high school boys had a fight! This is
> > unheard of! Yeah right....
> > I was in a fight with another student while I
> was
> > in high school and we
> > both got over it. We've seen each other at
> several
> > class reunions now
> > and always share a big laugh over the incident.
> We
> > call it part of growing
> > up. Nobody wound up in the hospital and no
> shots
> > were fired.
>
>
> OP Here,
>
> I know that high school boys get in fights, I was
> in my fair share at Herndon in the 80s. But I live
> in a nice neighborhood and have enjoyed having
> good neighbors until now. Im concerned with the
> fact about what the dad said. It is extremely
> childish and odd. He is a 47 year old grown man
> with 2 kids and a wife, you simply don't act that
> way towards anybody.
>
> And to whoever thinks I dislike FHS football
> players, I apologize for coming off that way. I
> support the team, my older son played for them all
> 4 years, I support the team.
Forget what the neighbor said - maybe he was having a bad day, maybe he was drunk maybe he is a complete idiot. Doesnt really matter. Just tell your son to try to stay out of that family's way. Its a good life lesson that people have issues. and you need to navigate these thing in life.
At the moment its just a scuffle between the boys and an uncomfortable conversation between the parents. You said your piece to the other Dad and he, with his very limitted tools, tried to save face. Let it go, dont hold resentment.
Oh and I agree with purchasing security cameras for your property if you get any sense this neighbor is holding a grudge or anything else happens between the boys...
FHS student Wrote:
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> At the end of the day all that matters is raw cock
> size, kyker weighs in a over 3 pounds 8 inches
> fully erect, what kind of chub is your son
> rocking? The poor kid was perhaps trying to force
> himself upon jake as a show of superiority but
> could not succesfully rape him because your son
> has erectile disfuntion and couldnt get a hard on.
You can't weigh an erect cock, because it's, you know, ERECT. But thanks for outing yourself as someone who'd like to be a faggot but can't quite work up the courage.
very limitted tools Wrote:
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> Neighbor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Old Dad Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > OMG! Two high school boys had a fight! This
> is
> > > unheard of! Yeah right....
> > > I was in a fight with another student while I
> > was
> > > in high school and we
> > > both got over it. We've seen each other at
> > several
> > > class reunions now
> > > and always share a big laugh over the
> incident.
> > We
> > > call it part of growing
> > > up. Nobody wound up in the hospital and no
> > shots
> > > were fired.
> >
> >
> > OP Here,
> >
> > I know that high school boys get in fights, I
> was
> > in my fair share at Herndon in the 80s. But I
> live
> > in a nice neighborhood and have enjoyed having
> > good neighbors until now. Im concerned with the
> > fact about what the dad said. It is extremely
> > childish and odd. He is a 47 year old grown man
> > with 2 kids and a wife, you simply don't act
> that
> > way towards anybody.
> >
> > And to whoever thinks I dislike FHS football
> > players, I apologize for coming off that way. I
> > support the team, my older son played for them
> all
> > 4 years, I support the team.
>
> Forget what the neighbor said - maybe he was
> having a bad day, maybe he was drunk maybe he is a
> complete idiot. Doesnt really matter. Just tell
> your son to try to stay out of that family's way.
> Its a good life lesson that people have issues.
> and you need to navigate these thing in life.
>
> At the moment its just a scuffle between the boys
> and an uncomfortable conversation between the
> parents. You said your piece to the other Dad and
> he, with his very limitted tools, tried to save
> face. Let it go, dont hold resentment.
FFXU wants the scoop on this Jake Kyker kiddo. Like someone else said, whats up with being 220LBS as 17 YEAR OLD. NOBODY IN HIGH SCHOOL SHOULD BE THAT WEIGHT.
The kiddo was prolly force fed by his daddy.
I went to FHS with a kid named Quinn Kyker? His brother?
> Like someone else said, whats up with being 220LBS
> as 17 YEAR OLD. NOBODY IN HIGH SCHOOL SHOULD BE
> THAT WEIGHT.
There are quite a few 200+ kids in high school.
I know a number of kids that at 15 that were 6'2"-6'6" between 220-300 lbs. These kids are not fat and they are athletes. They are what I would call Manboys, some of these kids I knew when they were 10 and they were far bigger than your typically 10 year old, probably 140-150 lbs at 10.
Stop bashing Jake and the Kyker family on here if you don't know them. I am his friend and know Jake wouldn't hurt a fucking fly, and there's no problem with being a bully kid because I don't know maybe the kid likes to lift weights so he can get better on the football field? All you people on here do is bash people you don't know because you have nothing better to do.
Hello this is jake Kyker and I'm not that big but I'm like 6'1 208pounds But I would love to be 6'5 220 that would be great. Yes I play football but that doesn't mean I'm just a big mean kid. Butthat's not the point the point is that I'm not the person in the fight I haven't been in a fight since 5th grade when a kid threw a taco at me. So please get your facts straight also my dads very smart and he's very friendly too so don't drag my dad in this. Also I think your all pathetic pieces of shit for not knowing who was really in the fight and for jumping in on the bitching. If you want to talk to me face to face I'll be at fairfax high from 7:20am to 2:05pm from Monday-Friday stop by... although none of you will because why would you give up the safety of hiding behind a screen where you can talk all the bullshit you want and nobody can tell its you and nobody can lay a figure on you.
As difficult as it may be, just ignore the idiot father and try to get your son to ignore the bully. Happy people don't behave the way they do. They are showing you what their lives are like--miserable.
Any adult who'd behave in such a childish way is not worthy of your time. Trust me, I have an infantile neighbor. The more attention you give them the more they thrive. Ignore them and let them go play in the corner by themselves.
Sorry you have to live near them but look at it this way, you can go on with your happy life. From the sounds of things the same can't be said for them.
Don't give them another second they don't deserve. They'll make enough misery on their own.
Are you really Jake Kyker, or are you just some scrawny kid who gets beat around by this kid, and a guy your size? Seems like you would get in fights alot more. Keep eating tubbs.
Stop lying ()() Wrote:
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> Hello this is jake Kyker and I'm not that big but
> I'm like 6'1 208pounds But I would love to be 6'5
> 220 that would be great. Yes I play football but
> that doesn't mean I'm just a big mean kid.
> Butthat's not the point the point is that I'm not
> the person in the fight I haven't been in a fight
> since 5th grade when a kid threw a taco at me. So
> please get your facts straight also my dads very
> smart and he's very friendly too so don't drag my
> dad in this. Also I think your all pathetic pieces
> of shit for not knowing who was really in the
> fight and for jumping in on the bitching. If you
> want to talk to me face to face I'll be at fairfax
> high from 7:20am to 2:05pm from Monday-Friday stop
> by... although none of you will because why would
> you give up the safety of hiding behind a screen
> where you can talk all the bullshit you want and
> nobody can tell its you and nobody can lay a
> figure on you.
No one wants to lay a figure on you, Butthat. Have you told your principle that you're inviting adults to come visit you on school property during school hours?
Jake Kyker is gay, I heard all these girls go after him but he spits in their face instead so he shove his fat ass in smaller kids faces. This kid is REAL big, something happened, he just hit puberty at age 7 I guess. Now I hope this Jake Kyker kid can come in here and talk like a real man.
Stop lying ()() Wrote:
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> Hello this is jake Kyker and I'm not that big but
> I'm like 6'1 208pounds But I would love to be 6'5
> 220 that would be great. Yes I play football but
> that doesn't mean I'm just a big mean kid.
> Butthat's not the point the point is that I'm not
> the person in the fight I haven't been in a fight
> since 5th grade when a kid threw a taco at me. So
> please get your facts straight also my dads very
> smart and he's very friendly too so don't drag my
> dad in this. Also I think your all pathetic pieces
> of shit for not knowing who was really in the
> fight and for jumping in on the bitching. If you
> want to talk to me face to face I'll be at fairfax
> high from 7:20am to 2:05pm from Monday-Friday stop
> by... although none of you will because why would
> you give up the safety of hiding behind a screen
> where you can talk all the bullshit you want and
> nobody can tell its you and nobody can lay a
> figure on you.
Great grammar kid. Apple sure doesn't fall far from the tree.
You realize these are mostly adults on here? The OP was most likely an adult. Nobody cares if you got in a fight with the neighbors son. I am appalled by what your father said, that's despicable.
Oh and like another poster stated: Why are you inviting adults on school property during the day. I bet David Goldfarb would be thrilled to hear about you doing that. So Jake Kyker, who really are you?
Neighbor Wrote:
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> Jake Kyker is the neighbors son. Hes fucking hairy
> as shit. All over his stomach too, such a slob.
> Cant stop eating. His dad looks like a fat version
> of Walter White
He cant stop eating because he has the munchies all the time hahahahaha
Stop lying ()() Wrote:
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> Hello this is jake Kyker and I'm not that big but
> I'm like 6'1 208pounds But I would love to be 6'5
> 220 that would be great. Yes I play football but
> that doesn't mean I'm just a big mean kid.
> Butthat's not the point the point is that I'm not
> the person in the fight I haven't been in a fight
> since 5th grade when a kid threw a taco at me. So
> please get your facts straight also my dads very
> smart and he's very friendly too so don't drag my
> dad in this. Also I think your all pathetic pieces
> of shit for not knowing who was really in the
> fight and for jumping in on the bitching. If you
> want to talk to me face to face I'll be at fairfax
> high from 7:20am to 2:05pm from Monday-Friday stop
> by... although none of you will because why would
> you give up the safety of hiding behind a screen
> where you can talk all the bullshit you want and
> nobody can tell its you and nobody can lay a
> figure on you.
khmJm Wrote:
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> Parents need to just stay out of the kids crap.
>
> With boys, usually they move on. If your son got
> the upper hand, the football slug will likely talk
> crap to his buddies or not say a word.
>
> Try to ignore and avoid the neighbor and kid. The
> kids father sounds like as much of a punk as the
> kid he is raising. No respect, no brains, dad
> probably drives a white service truck.
>
> Move on.
I agree he sounds ridiculous try and ignore as much as you can. he sounds pathetic.
Jake Kyker Wrote:
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> Fuck you all, I beat his ass, besides my dads
> right. If you wanna talk 1 on 1 u can kik me at
> jakekyker. Yall are some pussies
Shut up gayboy. Go smoke some weed and get fatter.
Your son and you should go have foursome with neighbor and his 6'5 220 son. Your neighbor and his son can show you and your boy how to take a hard buttfucking.
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