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Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: Son of Anarchy ()
Date: May 18, 2015 02:49PM

Are our bikers in the neck of the woods just a bunch of yuppie wannabe bikers?

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: Suck Ass Ed ()
Date: May 18, 2015 02:52PM

Because it's Texas and the education system there sucks ass.

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: Son of Anarchy ()
Date: May 18, 2015 02:54PM

Suck Ass Ed Wrote:
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> Because it's Texas and the education system there
> sucks ass.

Would you be willing to go down there and tell them that to their faces

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: Hell's Angel ()
Date: May 18, 2015 03:16PM

Blow job giveaway at the Wolf Trap in Vienna this weekend! Wear your colors for a complimentary ass fisting! Come one, cum all!

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: Judge Roy ()
Date: May 18, 2015 04:46PM

Out in Middleburg Va on any weekend you'LL see "weekend warrior bikers" at one of the local restaurants. Computer engineers and sales people.

These bikers in Texas were the real deal and I wouldn't be messing with them.
I would also not have been in that restaurant.....

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: hey phaggots ()
Date: May 18, 2015 04:50PM

Are YOU talking about Kilroys WNC? You want to bring your high school shit talking ass down to our bar I'll meet you fucks under the plasma and knock your fucking teeth in dirtbag. WE here at Kilroys WNC have associations with other biker gangs and we don't shit from Fairfax Underground trash like you. I'll break a fucking bud light bottle then cut your fucking throat with it you douchebags.

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: Timmmmay ()
Date: May 18, 2015 04:59PM

Ever since Timmy died, the bikers around here just cry their eyes out. It took the fight right out of them. They console each other by sucking cock in Kilroy's mens room

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: May 18, 2015 05:02PM

Son of Anarchy Wrote:
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> Are our bikers in the neck of the woods just a
> bunch of yuppie wannabe bikers?

I prefer to focus on the similarities:

- Obese
- Stinky
- Hairy
- Dirty
- Unemployed
- Losers

Thoughts?

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: May 18, 2015 05:15PM

Because they don't call their rides "scoots" like this guy?
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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: R.I.P. Timmy ()
Date: May 18, 2015 05:38PM

Timmy would agree with this thread. Timmy was the last real outlaw biker in these parts. R.I.P. Timmy.

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: WCb3Y ()
Date: May 18, 2015 06:04PM

they are not badass - they had a shootout basically at a fucking suburban applebees

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: May 18, 2015 06:08PM

Hell's Angel Wrote:
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> Blow job giveaway at the Wolf Trap in Vienna this
> weekend! Wear your colors for a complimentary ass
> fisting! Come one, cum all!


He'll be front and center
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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: gay love ()
Date: May 18, 2015 06:13PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Hell's Angel Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blow job giveaway at the Wolf Trap in Vienna
> this
> > weekend! Wear your colors for a complimentary
> ass
> > fisting! Come one, cum all!
>
>
> He'll be front and center


Christ, do you ever take a second away from your man crush? It is fucking lame that your life revolves around another guy.

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: As I See It ()
Date: May 18, 2015 06:21PM

hey phaggots Wrote:
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> Are YOU talking about Kilroys WNC? You want to
> bring your high school shit talking ass down to
> our bar I'll meet you fucks under the plasma and
> knock your fucking teeth in dirtbag. WE here at
> Kilroys WNC have associations with other biker
> gangs and we don't shit from Fairfax Underground
> trash like you. I'll break a fucking bud light
> bottle then cut your fucking throat with it you
> douchebags.


You are cordially invited to start sucking your own dick. Just a piece of trash in a trash bar.

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: May 18, 2015 06:24PM

gay love Wrote:
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>
>
> Christ, do you ever take a second away from your
> man crush? It is fucking lame that your life
> revolves around another guy.


what an original take, nice of you to follow me over here to voice it

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: ringostarrrr ()
Date: May 18, 2015 06:29PM

It's all the Redskin's fault. Anyone who likes the cocksucking dildo Foreskins loses all testosterone and therefore is no longer a real man. Also, because VA men and just wussess and not real men.

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: Dane Bramage ()
Date: May 18, 2015 10:16PM

WCb3Y Wrote:
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> they are not badass - they had a shootout
> basically at a fucking suburban applebees

More like a suburban Hooters.

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“We don’t have any rude, unpleasant people here. We’re different!”

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: Better than TJ ()
Date: May 18, 2015 10:22PM

Suck Ass Ed Wrote:
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> Because it's Texas and the education system there
> sucks ass.


Four of the top 10 high schools and the #1 school in the annual US News review are located in Texas.

http://www.usnews.com/education/best-high-schools/articles/slideshows/us-news-best-high-schools/11

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: Lt Col Obvious ()
Date: May 19, 2015 08:39AM

Son of Anarchy Wrote:
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> Suck Ass Ed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Because it's Texas and the education system
> there
> > sucks ass.
>
> Would you be willing to go down there and tell
> them that to their faces

Tell whom? The entire state? Probably a good idea, though. Texans are likely uneducated regarding their sub-standard educational system.

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: TX Board of Education ()
Date: May 19, 2015 10:15AM

Lt Col Obvious Wrote:
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>
> Tell whom? The entire state? Probably a good idea,
> though. Texans are likely uneducated regarding
> their sub-standard educational system.


We kicked your 'gold standard' ass.

No trannys in our bathrooms either btw.

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: Somali Mann ()
Date: May 19, 2015 11:48AM

In my time here in the U.S, I've met thousands of people from all 50 states. And I have to say, there are only 2 people from 2 states I wouldn't mess with.

TEXAS AND ARIZONA. People I met from those two states were all macho, masculine men and had an aurora of self confidence and just seemed what real men should be.

I could be wrong, but when you compare Texans with people say, from Virginia, California, NY or Washington states, it's different.

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: thoughts.... ()
Date: May 19, 2015 03:18PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Son of Anarchy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Are our bikers in the neck of the woods just a
> > bunch of yuppie wannabe bikers?
>
> I prefer to focus on the similarities:
>
> - Obese
> - Stinky
> - Hairy
> - Dirty
> - Unemployed
> - Losers
>
> Thoughts?

grandmas.jpg

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: Common Sense Again ()
Date: May 19, 2015 08:37PM

Virginia is civilized.

Texas less so.

But, let some Texan MC member venture into the wrong place in "Mizzurah", then, he'll just plain disappear.

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: Here, Hold My Beer & Watch This ()
Date: May 19, 2015 08:51PM

Timmmmay Wrote:
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> Ever since Timmy died, the bikers around here just
> cry their eyes out. It took the fight right out
> of them. They console each other by sucking cock
> in Kilroy's mens room
>
> src="http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.
> php?2,file=44638,filename=299.jpg">

They're picturing him, in a drunken stupor, driving into the back of that car. Stupid fuck, and a pussy on top of that! They scraped him off the road with a spatula.

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: Biker fags ()
Date: May 19, 2015 11:02PM

hey phaggots Wrote:
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> Are YOU talking about Kilroys WNC? You want to
> bring your high school shit talking ass down to
> our bar I'll meet you fucks under the plasma and
> knock your fucking teeth in dirtbag. WE here at
> Kilroys WNC have associations with other biker
> gangs and we don't shit from Fairfax Underground
> trash like you. I'll break a fucking bud light
> bottle then cut your fucking throat with it you
> douchebags.
Attachments:
Fags_15ab18_153676.jpg

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Re: Why are the bikers down in Texas such bad asses and why are the bikers in Fairfax County a bunch of posers?
Posted by: Python Guy ()
Date: May 20, 2015 04:49AM

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 05/20/2015 05:05AM by Python Guy.

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