Re: Will Mount Vernon High School have good sol scores PLACE YOUR BETS
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Never fear, FLIP is here!
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Date: May 17, 2015 09:27PM
The estimable Nardos King, having, among many other gifts, that of prescience, saw fit to arrange for the retention of the equally estimable Menville "Flip" Flippen as a consultant.
Flipper's accomplishments are many. Modestly self-describing himself as a "psychotherapist" with "privileges at psychiatric hospitals" the truth that this self-effacing savant is uncomfortable touting is that he is, in actuality, a "licensed professional counselor" with a license in the coveted "inactive" status.
Flippen, to complete the picture of this remarkable man, also offers services to sports teams, corporations, and the military. Truly, no field of endeavor escapes him!
One can only hope that the combination of King's acumen and Flippen's broad range of skills will save Mount Vernon High School from the ignominy of poor test scores. Flippen, after all, trains horses and often sports rustic, western garb. The resulting picture is nothing if not one of complete reassurance.