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Proposed new Noise Ordinance
Posted by: Bean brain ()
Date: May 04, 2015 09:04PM

A public hearing on the proposed new Noise Ordinance is scheduled for Tuesday, May 12, 2015, at 4:00 p.m. in the Board Auditorium in the Fairfax County Government Center, which is located at 12000 Government Center Parkway, Fairfax, Virginia 22035.

http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/dpz/zoning/noiseordinance/

http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/dpz/zoningordinance/proposed/noiseordinance.pdf

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Re: Proposed new Noise Ordinance
Posted by: Switch to metric. It's Phun ()
Date: May 04, 2015 10:12PM

The document is 43 pages in length and written for someone who likes this legalese shit. Is there a synopsis on what will change? From what I can see the only change will be to allow lawn mowing to start at 5:30 a.m. for 6:00 a.m. tee times when more than 50 yards from any residence.

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Re: Proposed new Noise Ordinance
Posted by: Noisy Neighbors ()
Date: May 05, 2015 08:35AM

It allows the beaners who work for lawn care companies in our neighborhood to start as early as 7:00am, any day of the week. (It used to be 8:00am on Saturdays, Sundays, and Holidays).

Trash pickup can only start after 6:00am! (Hear that AAA?)

Also, barking dogs have to be barking for two minutes continously and you must be able to hear them in your house with the windows and doors closed!

Nothing in the ordinance about warnings! Any violation is Class 2 Midemeanor punishable by no more than six (6) months in jail and a fine of not more than $1000, either or both!

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Re: Proposed new Noise Ordinance
Posted by: CkLD4 ()
Date: May 08, 2015 10:23AM

Nothing in the ordinance about warnings! Any violation is Class 2 Midemeanor punishable by no more than six (6) months in jail and a fine of not more than $1000, either or both!

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$1000 for making noise did you say?

that's un-Constitutional


a penalty assigned by a judge cannot be greater than the injury

also: the payment must go to the injured, not the government



"Equity will not allow a statute to be used as a cloak for fraud"

Lex non oritur ex injuria - The law does not arise from a mere injury.

Judex non potest injuriam sibi datam punire - A judge cannon punish a wrong done
to himself.

Judex non potest esse testis in propira causa - A judge cannot be witness in his
own cause.

Judex non reddit plus quam quod petens ipse requirit - A judge does not give mor
e than the plaintiff himself demands.

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Re: Proposed new Noise Ordinance
Posted by: kFPbn ()
Date: May 08, 2015 10:37AM

how hard do you think these low life ordinace writer will work if the INJURED get the fee not the government

they laugh in your face if you complained of noise, is what

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Re: Proposed new Noise Ordinance
Posted by: DuPjG ()
Date: May 08, 2015 10:37AM

fucking scumbags

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Re: Proposed new Noise Ordinance
Posted by: EvKLP ()
Date: May 08, 2015 06:53PM

so the county is trying to back up the rumor that if you report noise and (this should be rare) actually it becomes an illegal noise due to (factors) and must sue to stop the unreasonable party

that fx co va gets the fine money - not you the injured

fuck off - i'm not that dumb

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