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You Bitches Going to the Spring Gold Cup?
Posted by:
Sundress Bitches
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Date: May 01, 2015 02:00PM
Spring Gold Cup this Saturday.. drink up sundress bitches! Time to get laid by drunk sundress bitches!
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Re: You Bitches Going to the Spring Gold Cup?
Posted by:
Camel Jockey
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Date: May 01, 2015 02:28PM
How much for the bleached-blonde hooker on the left?
Re: You Bitches Going to the Spring Gold Cup?
Posted by:
Four Rum and Cokes
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Date: May 01, 2015 03:00PM
Camel Jockey Wrote:
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> How much for the bleached-blonde hooker on the
> left?
About four rum and cokes and two fireball shots.
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> How much for the bleached-blonde hooker on the
> left?
About four rum and cokes and two fireball shots.
Re: You Bitches Going to the Spring Gold Cup?
Posted by:
Bill Samps
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Date: May 01, 2015 03:37PM
That is some fine USDA.....but not Britt McHenry. Nope.
Re: You Bitches Going to the Spring Gold Cup?
Posted by:
Pimp Daddy!
()
Date: May 02, 2015 02:21AM
Four Rum and Cokes Wrote:
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> Camel Jockey Wrote:
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> > How much for the bleached-blonde hooker on the
> > left?
>
> About four rum and cokes and two fireball shots.
The one on left is skinny blonde... three Jager Bombers and two tequilas... she'll be asking you to take off he dress. Fuck I love that alcohol is legal and I can buy it for women! FUCK YEAH!
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> Camel Jockey Wrote:
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> -----
> > How much for the bleached-blonde hooker on the
> > left?
>
> About four rum and cokes and two fireball shots.
The one on left is skinny blonde... three Jager Bombers and two tequilas... she'll be asking you to take off he dress. Fuck I love that alcohol is legal and I can buy it for women! FUCK YEAH!
Re: You Bitches Going to the Spring Gold Cup?
Posted by:
LetsRock
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Date: May 02, 2015 06:40AM
Camel Jockey Wrote:
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> How much for the bleached-blonde hooker on the
> left?
You don't have a chance.She drives a better car than you courtesy of "Dad".
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> How much for the bleached-blonde hooker on the
> left?
You don't have a chance.She drives a better car than you courtesy of "Dad".
Re: You Bitches Going to the Spring Gold Cup?
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
()
Date: May 02, 2015 10:03AM
Just broke out the seersucker suit.
Re: You Bitches Going to the Spring Gold Cup?
Posted by:
Polo Pro
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Date: May 02, 2015 06:35PM
LetsRock Wrote:
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> Camel Jockey Wrote:
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> > How much for the bleached-blonde hooker on the
> > left?
>
>
> You don't have a chance.She drives a better car
> than you courtesy of "Dad".
Those are the women that fuck like race horses after a couple of shots of tequila. Plus women watching horses always make them horny for some reason. I once fucked a girl at Gold Cup in the back off my car while people walked by.
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> Camel Jockey Wrote:
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> -----
> > How much for the bleached-blonde hooker on the
> > left?
>
>
> You don't have a chance.She drives a better car
> than you courtesy of "Dad".
Those are the women that fuck like race horses after a couple of shots of tequila. Plus women watching horses always make them horny for some reason. I once fucked a girl at Gold Cup in the back off my car while people walked by.
Re: You Bitches Going to the Spring Gold Cup?
Posted by:
gross farts
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Date: May 03, 2015 12:09AM
Watch out though, some girls get so drunk they fart...ALOT. You don't want to be going all analingus and have a fart ripped in your face.
Re: You Bitches Going to the Spring Gold Cup?
Posted by:
Crazy Hat Lady
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Date: May 04, 2015 09:10PM
I got my hat:
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Re: You Bitches Going to the Spring Gold Cup?
Posted by:
Tailgate Pussy
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Date: May 04, 2015 09:25PM
None of you low lifes would have a snowballs chance in hell with any of them. In fact, most of you couldn't get in the gate at Gold Cup.
Those are blue bloods. Unless you're driving a 911 or a 7 series Beemer you may as well just get started beating off.
Those are blue bloods. Unless you're driving a 911 or a 7 series Beemer you may as well just get started beating off.
Re: You Bitches Going to the Spring Gold Cup?
Posted by:
in the picture
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Date: May 04, 2015 09:30PM
There's always the one standing by the fence in the black dress on the right side of the picture. She's probably available.
Re: You Bitches Going to the Spring Gold Cup?
Posted by:
Easy Pick'n
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Date: May 04, 2015 09:38PM
Tailgate Pussy Wrote:
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> None of you low lifes would have a snowballs
> chance in hell with any of them. In fact, most of
> you couldn't get in the gate at Gold Cup.
>
> Those are blue bloods. Unless you're driving a 911
> or a 7 series Beemer you may as well just get
> started beating off.
I been going to the Gold Cup for years. Most of the time on bus trip for about $60 bucks. Includes full open bar at the track, food and race side tent.
Girls get shit faced and practically attack every guy to fuck them. We had chicks flashing everybody on the bus last time and we drank beers and vodka on the ride back. Hella blast and goods time.
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> None of you low lifes would have a snowballs
> chance in hell with any of them. In fact, most of
> you couldn't get in the gate at Gold Cup.
>
> Those are blue bloods. Unless you're driving a 911
> or a 7 series Beemer you may as well just get
> started beating off.
I been going to the Gold Cup for years. Most of the time on bus trip for about $60 bucks. Includes full open bar at the track, food and race side tent.
Girls get shit faced and practically attack every guy to fuck them. We had chicks flashing everybody on the bus last time and we drank beers and vodka on the ride back. Hella blast and goods time.
Re: You Bitches Going to the Spring Gold Cup?
Posted by:
Derby whores
()
Date: May 04, 2015 10:16PM
Easy Pick'n Wrote:
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> Tailgate Pussy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > None of you low lifes would have a snowballs
> > chance in hell with any of them. In fact, most
> of
> > you couldn't get in the gate at Gold Cup.
> >
> > Those are blue bloods. Unless you're driving a
> 911
> > or a 7 series Beemer you may as well just get
> > started beating off.
>
> I been going to the Gold Cup for years. Most of
> the time on bus trip for about $60 bucks.
> Includes full open bar at the track, food and race
> side tent.
>
> Girls get shit faced and practically attack every
> guy to fuck them. We had chicks flashing
> everybody on the bus last time and we drank beers
> and vodka on the ride back. Hella blast and goods
> time.
So when did you fuck them?
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> Tailgate Pussy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > None of you low lifes would have a snowballs
> > chance in hell with any of them. In fact, most
> of
> > you couldn't get in the gate at Gold Cup.
> >
> > Those are blue bloods. Unless you're driving a
> 911
> > or a 7 series Beemer you may as well just get
> > started beating off.
>
> I been going to the Gold Cup for years. Most of
> the time on bus trip for about $60 bucks.
> Includes full open bar at the track, food and race
> side tent.
>
> Girls get shit faced and practically attack every
> guy to fuck them. We had chicks flashing
> everybody on the bus last time and we drank beers
> and vodka on the ride back. Hella blast and goods
> time.
So when did you fuck them?
Re: You Bitches Going to the Spring Gold Cup?
Posted by:
Ranking System
()
Date: May 04, 2015 10:40PM
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Re: You Bitches Going to the Spring Gold Cup?
Posted by:
Homers Odessy
()
Date: May 04, 2015 10:53PM
Derby whores Wrote:
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> Easy Pick'n Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tailgate Pussy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > None of you low lifes would have a snowballs
> > > chance in hell with any of them. In fact,
> most
> > of
> > > you couldn't get in the gate at Gold Cup.
> > >
> > > Those are blue bloods. Unless you're driving
> a
> > 911
> > > or a 7 series Beemer you may as well just get
> > > started beating off.
> >
> > I been going to the Gold Cup for years. Most
> of
> > the time on bus trip for about $60 bucks.
> > Includes full open bar at the track, food and
> race
> > side tent.
> >
> > Girls get shit faced and practically attack
> every
> > guy to fuck them. We had chicks flashing
> > everybody on the bus last time and we drank
> beers
> > and vodka on the ride back. Hella blast and
> goods
> > time.
>
> So when did you fuck them?
Bus dropped us off at a bar I bought the chicks more drinks and then one babe said "Where do you live, taxi home with her, it was on from there."
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> Easy Pick'n Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tailgate Pussy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > None of you low lifes would have a snowballs
> > > chance in hell with any of them. In fact,
> most
> > of
> > > you couldn't get in the gate at Gold Cup.
> > >
> > > Those are blue bloods. Unless you're driving
> a
> > 911
> > > or a 7 series Beemer you may as well just get
> > > started beating off.
> >
> > I been going to the Gold Cup for years. Most
> of
> > the time on bus trip for about $60 bucks.
> > Includes full open bar at the track, food and
> race
> > side tent.
> >
> > Girls get shit faced and practically attack
> every
> > guy to fuck them. We had chicks flashing
> > everybody on the bus last time and we drank
> beers
> > and vodka on the ride back. Hella blast and
> goods
> > time.
>
> So when did you fuck them?
Bus dropped us off at a bar I bought the chicks more drinks and then one babe said "Where do you live, taxi home with her, it was on from there."