News Flash: Mason Students are the biggest faggots
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Mason Police
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Date: April 28, 2015 02:31PM
As I was patrolling the parking deck after several vehicle break-ins on Sunday night, I saw a car with what looked like two guys in it. So I'm thinking "WTF, an occupied vehicle". So I walk up, and throw out some bullshit like "someone made a call" to see if they'd crack and spill the beans on what they were doing. Then I get to see some faggot his equally faggy looking partner ask me why I'm "harassing" them, try to interrogate me and see if anyone actually called us there. Also he had some shit in his backpack, but I relented after I realized how pathetic his life must be that he's having gay sex in a parking garage. Fuck these college kids, I hope next time when the car thiefs come by, they decide to mug him and his little faggot friend.