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News Flash: Mason Students are the biggest faggots
Posted by: Mason Police ()
Date: April 28, 2015 02:31PM

As I was patrolling the parking deck after several vehicle break-ins on Sunday night, I saw a car with what looked like two guys in it. So I'm thinking "WTF, an occupied vehicle". So I walk up, and throw out some bullshit like "someone made a call" to see if they'd crack and spill the beans on what they were doing. Then I get to see some faggot his equally faggy looking partner ask me why I'm "harassing" them, try to interrogate me and see if anyone actually called us there. Also he had some shit in his backpack, but I relented after I realized how pathetic his life must be that he's having gay sex in a parking garage. Fuck these college kids, I hope next time when the car thiefs come by, they decide to mug him and his little faggot friend.

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Re: News Flash: Mason Students are the biggest faggots
Posted by: Not clever ()
Date: April 29, 2015 03:19AM

You could have made this so much more funny.

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Re: News Flash: Mason Students are the biggest faggots
Posted by: Mall cops ()
Date: April 29, 2015 11:56AM

That post was just stupid enough to be from an actual George Mason "police" person. I mean glorified mall cop.

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Re: News Flash: Mason Students are the biggest faggots
Posted by: Melody6 ()
Date: April 29, 2015 01:16PM

I think theres alot of transitional cops at mason. So this could be one of them, def. Not a regular that posted this.

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Re: News Flash: Mason Students are the biggest faggots
Posted by: what? ()
Date: April 29, 2015 01:25PM

"Transitional" ? You mean like Bruce Jenner?

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Re: News Flash: Mason Students are the biggest faggots
Posted by: dirtbag7 ()
Date: April 29, 2015 02:21PM

I meant temporary. The fuck do i know tho...

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Re: News Flash: Mason Students are the biggest faggots
Posted by: Qween ()
Date: April 29, 2015 06:52PM

It's a kind of magic . . .

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