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job descrimination in fairfax county
Posted by: joe smith, jr ()
Date: April 27, 2015 02:23PM

I tried applying for road work in Fairfax City. They said "I'm sorry there's a language barrier. You won't be able to hear instructions from the other workers."

Why are they using Hitachi shovels instead of Rhino, Liberty, or other hoes made in USA on a GOVERNMENT project? Who ordered that?

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Re: job descrimination in fairfax county
Posted by: suggestion source ()
Date: April 27, 2015 02:26PM

Given your name, you would do well in Utah. Make sure you have your temple garments and know the way back to Kolob.

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Re: job descrimination in fairfax county
Posted by: hola ()
Date: April 27, 2015 11:31PM

Maybe based on your spelling of discrimination they thought you couldn't speak English?

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Re: job descrimination in fairfax county
Posted by: joe smith, jr ()
Date: April 28, 2015 01:31PM

di-scrimination? no there's more than two, i checked

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Posted by: hola ()
Date: April 28, 2015 10:23PM

Actually there is no prefix for the word discrimination, because it would have to be an actual word without the prefix. For example dipole, pole can stand alone as the "base" word. But I still have to ask, there's more than two what?

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Re: job descrimination in fairfax county
Posted by: Pearl of Great Price ()
Date: April 29, 2015 03:19PM

The OP is referring to usage in Reformed Egyptian, not English. He needs to watch out papyri and those tricky Kinderhook Plates.

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Re: job descrimination in fairfax county
Posted by: derfx ()
Date: May 02, 2015 01:29AM

Jeez, there is a lot of road work in Fairfax City. I see 1 lane blocked off and the back up is at least a mile (which is a long way in the city.) Strangely though, there's usually one person digging while the other 3 are standing...

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Re: job descrimination in fairfax county
Posted by: Rock in the Hat ()
Date: May 02, 2015 12:09PM

Gather up stones from road jobs. Polish them. Sell them to Mormons as urim and thummim. With your name, you'll get buyers. Take a couple of women along as lives, and use terms like blood atonement, celestial kingdom, and exaltation.

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Re: job descrimination in fairfax county
Posted by: Atheists are turds ()
Date: May 02, 2015 01:26PM

You're just mad those Mormons have purposeful lives versus your pathetic vile-fueled existence.

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Re: job descrimination in fairfax county
Posted by: Carl Sagan and Dr. Ruth ()
Date: May 02, 2015 01:36PM

Joseph Smith knew more about astronomy than Carl Sagan. Smith taught that the earth was made from pre-existing matter, and dinosaur bones are remnants of that.

Even better, the earth used to orbit the star Kolob. God lives on another planet near that star. The earth was actually moved from its orbit around Kolob to its current location.

For all they claim to know about astronomy, they are not so smart about biology. There is the wonderful tale of how a Mormon bride and groom had to be rushed to the hospital. Not quite knowing what to do, the groom had attempted to insert his scrotum into the bride's vagina.

Purposeful lives, indeed.

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Re: job descrimination in fairfax county
Posted by: Gunlover ()
Date: May 02, 2015 04:08PM

descrimination - Must be some serious shit.

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