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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Tornado Watch
Posted by:
Samantha
()
Date: April 20, 2015 03:49PM
we are screwed
Re: Tornado Watch
Posted by:
Mominminivan
()
Date: April 20, 2015 04:04PM
Texting and driving my minivan to advise that I'm heading to Whole Foods to clear whe shelves of brown rice, organic juice and dried beans and water, all the water.
Driving erractically and with my hazards on. If you see me approaching with the van on two wheels, pull over and let me pass because I am very, very important and besides I am Kayleigh and Colby's mom.
Driving erractically and with my hazards on. If you see me approaching with the van on two wheels, pull over and let me pass because I am very, very important and besides I am Kayleigh and Colby's mom.
Re: Tornado Watch
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
()
Date: April 20, 2015 04:05PM
School's closed tomorrow! Yay
Re: Tornado Watch
Posted by:
looking good?
()
Date: April 20, 2015 04:49PM
Mominminivan Wrote:
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> Texting and driving my minivan to advise that I'm
> heading to Whole Foods to clear whe shelves of
> brown rice, organic juice and dried beans and
> water, all the water.
>
> Driving erractically and with my hazards on. If
> you see me approaching with the van on two wheels,
> pull over and let me pass because I am very, very
> important and besides I am Kayleigh and Colby's
> mom.
Are you putting on makeup while you are doing all this?
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> Texting and driving my minivan to advise that I'm
> heading to Whole Foods to clear whe shelves of
> brown rice, organic juice and dried beans and
> water, all the water.
>
> Driving erractically and with my hazards on. If
> you see me approaching with the van on two wheels,
> pull over and let me pass because I am very, very
> important and besides I am Kayleigh and Colby's
> mom.
Are you putting on makeup while you are doing all this?
Re: Tornado Watch
Posted by:
Doomsday Prepper
()
Date: April 20, 2015 05:26PM
Posting from my shelter.
Just moved my family and mistress(neighbors wife) into my doomsday shelter. We have the generator running and the entrance is now barred shut. Sucks to be everybody else.
Just moved my family and mistress(neighbors wife) into my doomsday shelter. We have the generator running and the entrance is now barred shut. Sucks to be everybody else.
Re: Tornado Watch
Posted by:
Not a Denier
()
Date: April 20, 2015 08:46PM
I'm praying to Al Gore for mercy. Please join me in sending him big checks so that he can continue flying a private jet around the world telling the little people to stop burning fossil fuels!