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Because when you're Bryce Harper...it's all about the hair flip.
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: April 18, 2015 05:02PM

Fagarello move right there, bro...total fagarello move. There's no hair flipping in baseball! What's wrong with you?!?!

So, the warrior eye-black is gone but, that's been replaced by flipping his hair following a home run.

Yeah dude...you're a solid ballplayer no question and this city is glad you're here and playing for the Nationals. Here's the thing though, "BRO"...

You're 22. This is your 4th season of pro ball. You've been to the playoffs twice and twice you were eliminated in the NLDS. You've won nothing and you've done nothing in this game or for this city.

Hit your bombs, trot around the field with your head down, high five your teammates in the dugout and then...do NOTHING else. Sit down, shut the fuck up and think about how you're going to continue to help the ball club.

And by the way, while you were flipping your hair? Your team got beat 5-3 today...bro. By the minor league Phillies.

And stop saying shit like, "Oh yeah...when I heard we signed Scherzer I said, 'Where's my ring, bro?'"

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Re: Because when you're Bryce Harper...it's all about the hair flip.
Posted by: MVP ()
Date: April 18, 2015 09:49PM

That's a clown post, bro.

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Re: Because when you're Bryce Harper...it's all about the hair flip.
Posted by: Bryce Doucher ()
Date: April 19, 2015 01:14AM

DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Because when you're Bryce Harper...it's all about the hair flip.
Posted by: MVP ()
Date: April 19, 2015 07:53AM

Have another glass of hater-ade bro. Let me know when you wanna get lunch and compare bank statements. Lunch is on me.

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Re: Because when you're Bryce Harper...it's all about the hair flip.
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: April 19, 2015 04:17PM

MVP Wrote:
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> Have another glass of hater-ade bro. Let me know
> when you wanna get lunch and compare bank
> statements. Lunch is on me.

Good one, bro...you got me there, dawg.

Remember when pro sports used to be about championships and not the kwan? Again, he has won NOTHING.

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Re: Because when you're Bryce Harper...it's all about the hair flip.
Posted by: MVP ()
Date: April 19, 2015 09:06PM

Haters gonna hate bro. Let me know if you need some hitting lessons. C ya in the playoffs.

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Re: Because when you're Bryce Harper...it's all about the hair flip.
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: April 19, 2015 09:41PM

MVP Wrote:
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> Haters gonna hate bro. Let me know if you need
> some hitting lessons. C ya in the playoffs.

Haters gonna' hate? Did you make that one up yourself, B-Harp? It's not hating on a guy to point out that he has accomplished nothing. It's a statement of fact in your case. Win the World Series, bro...then you can say and do any fucking thing you want.

And yeah...we'll see you in the playoffs but wouldn't wanna' BE you in the playoffs. Did you wanna' fly out of Dulles or National in early October this year to go home and go fishing in the offseason?

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