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School anounced if one person gets swine flu we get 7 days off!
Posted by: ffxstoner ()
Date: May 03, 2009 11:23AM

Do you know anyone that has swine flu? Please send them up here to fairfax. I want to hit the bong during school hours not just after.

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Re: School anounced if one person gets swine flu we get 7 days off!
Posted by: good idea ()
Date: May 03, 2009 11:26AM

ditto

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Re: School anounced if one person gets swine flu we get 7 days off!
Posted by: Lawman ()
Date: May 03, 2009 12:53PM

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why the future scares me...

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Re: School anounced if one person gets swine flu we get 7 days off!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: May 03, 2009 05:13PM

ffxstoner Wrote:
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> Do you know anyone that has swine flu? Please send
> them up here to fairfax. I want to hit the bong
> during school hours not just after.

Just don't send the afflicted to Westfield. We don't need all those hoodlums, heroin abusers,drunks, murders, and thieves running amuck in the streets during school hours.

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Re: School anounced if one person gets swine flu we get 7 days off!
Posted by: Adam ()
Date: May 04, 2009 05:03PM

Lawman Wrote:
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> And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why the future
> scares me.

60s? 70s? I think the future is pretty safe.

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Re: School anounced if one person gets swine flu we get 7 days off!
Posted by: offyohighhorse ()
Date: May 09, 2009 06:48AM

I know for a fact that the majority of the westfield sports teams and most likely a LARGE portion of their student body uses recreational drug so I wouldnt shit on every other school in the county if I were you.

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Re: School anounced if one person gets swine flu we get 7 days off!
Posted by: MrDoctor ()
Date: May 10, 2009 05:06PM

offyohighhorse Wrote:
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> I know for a fact that the majority of the
> westfield sports teams and most likely a LARGE
> portion of their student body uses recreational
> drug so I wouldnt shit on every other school in
> the county if I were you.


that goes for any highschool in the country
your point?

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Re: School anounced if one person gets swine flu we get 7 days off!
Posted by: Pigmp ()
Date: May 10, 2009 08:38PM

ffxstoner Wrote:
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> Do you know anyone that has swine flu? Please send
> them up here to fairfax. I want to hit the bong
> during school hours not just after.


Why ask for help from others, when you can get'rdone yourself.

There's a farm down rt 50 that has a pig. I'll drive you there, late at night, so you can makeout/have sex with the pig.

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Re: School anounced if one person gets swine flu we get 7 days off!
Posted by: Lefty ()
Date: May 10, 2009 10:49PM

It's two weeks and you make them up in the Summer

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