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Office Pooping
Posted by:
Triple K
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Date: March 31, 2015 10:19AM
Just did a poop at my office, had asparagus last night for dinner so it had that good pee-pee smell.
Re: Office Pooping
Posted by:
Off topics
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Date: March 31, 2015 10:20AM
That's great
Re: Office Pooping
Posted by:
Dr Pepper
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Date: March 31, 2015 02:31PM
Old Texas motto: "Don't sweat on company time, don't shit on mine."
Re: Office Pooping
Posted by:
Mr. Hor Tense
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Date: March 31, 2015 02:38PM
Past tense. Office pooped.
Re: Office Pooping
Posted by:
Art VanDelay
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Date: April 01, 2015 12:43AM
I hate pooping at work. I try and go to the bathroom in the basement that only has one stall. I hate the other bathrooms where you have to shit communally. It should be more like a room that has pods like the public restrooms in Europe. They close up and you are separated from the outside world to do your business and then when you leave, the unit goes into a self clean mode. Hate going into a stall at work during rush hour and the seat being warm......
Re: Office Pooping
Posted by:
groomofthestool
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Date: April 01, 2015 01:05AM
Why did that promising young intern quit?
She left her purse in her unlocked desk drawer to attend the staff meeting.
You guessed it...the phantom shitter got her.
Must have left a large fragrant log in her mock Gucci.
That was she you heard running screaming from the building Tuesday afternoon.
Not the phantom shitter, but I"d vote for her or him for County Bored.
She left her purse in her unlocked desk drawer to attend the staff meeting.
You guessed it...the phantom shitter got her.
Must have left a large fragrant log in her mock Gucci.
That was she you heard running screaming from the building Tuesday afternoon.
Not the phantom shitter, but I"d vote for her or him for County Bored.
Re: Office Pooping
Posted by:
VUX
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Date: April 01, 2015 01:33AM
Its a nice feeling, knowing you are getting paid to drop a deuce.
Re: Office Pooping
Posted by:
Pooh
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Date: April 01, 2015 10:02PM
Re: Office Pooping
Posted by:
92TransAm
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Date: April 02, 2015 12:24AM
Art VanDelay Wrote:
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> I hate pooping at work. I try and go to the
> bathroom in the basement that only has one stall.
> I hate the other bathrooms where you have to shit
> communally. It should be more like a room that
> has pods like the public restrooms in Europe.
> They close up and you are separated from the
> outside world to do your business and then when
> you leave, the unit goes into a self clean mode.
> Hate going into a stall at work during rush hour
> and the seat being warm......
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> I hate pooping at work. I try and go to the
> bathroom in the basement that only has one stall.
> I hate the other bathrooms where you have to shit
> communally. It should be more like a room that
> has pods like the public restrooms in Europe.
> They close up and you are separated from the
> outside world to do your business and then when
> you leave, the unit goes into a self clean mode.
> Hate going into a stall at work during rush hour
> and the seat being warm......
Re: Office Pooping
Posted by:
92TransAm
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Date: April 02, 2015 12:24AM
May I suggest you move to Europe? thanks
Re: Office Pooping
Posted by:
Give us a break
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Date: April 02, 2015 08:04AM
There are several single bathrooms where I work. If you have to take a dump, please go there and not in our locker room or in the bathroom right next to our lunch table. Come on.
Re: Office Pooping
Posted by:
Triple K
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Date: April 02, 2015 12:55PM
I had some of those 7-11 hot wings last night, can't stay off the office crapper...kind of yellowy.....