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New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: BMW Man ()
Date: March 28, 2015 07:45AM

I am new to the DMV, and I need to find a quality carwash that can handle the needs of my performance BMW. The staff must know what to clean, and how to do it. BMWs require a through undercarriage cleaning after the winter months. I also want a good double hand carnauba wax, and a stiff bristle carpet vacuum. Looking to have my BMW cleaned in the next week.

Sunday hours a plus-

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: dfs ()
Date: March 28, 2015 07:57AM

Ziebart in Fairfax does quality work. I have used them for 20 years.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Henry G Grumpy ()
Date: March 28, 2015 08:06AM

Great, just what this area needs, another BMW douchebag!

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: March 28, 2015 09:19AM

You're new to the "DMV", OP? No kidding...

So, why should the "Department of Motor Vehicles" have a carwash?

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Alexander Smith ()
Date: March 28, 2015 09:40AM

There isn't many options for a quality wash around here. You are better off doing it your self, I wash my own cars with my better results.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: BMW Man ()
Date: March 28, 2015 10:07AM

Alexander Smith Wrote:
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> There isn't many options for a quality wash around
> here. You are better off doing it your self, I
> wash my own cars with my better results.


I did wash my cars myself when I was in high school, but college and career changed all of that years ago. My time is such that it cannot be spent washing cars.

I am not sure about the motor vehicles department referral.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: rusky ()
Date: March 28, 2015 10:10AM

Obvious troll is obvious.


"performance BMW"

"hand carnauba wax"

"stiff bristle carpet vacuum"

Mentions BMW 4 times.


4/10 OP, need to be a little more subtle with your trolling.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: franconia DMV ()
Date: March 28, 2015 12:43PM

Within a mile or so of the Franconia DMV there are 2 car washes on Van Dorn St. 6700 S Van Dorn St and 420 S Van Dorn St. Both easy access from the DMV.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Mazdaspeed ()
Date: March 28, 2015 06:19PM

The hand wash on Route 7 by Golfdom is the only place I take my car to get washed if I don't do it myself.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: obvious troll is obvious ()
Date: March 28, 2015 06:49PM

BMW Man Wrote:
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> Alexander Smith Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There isn't many options for a quality wash
> around
> > here. You are better off doing it your self, I
> > wash my own cars with my better results.
>
>
> I did wash my cars myself when I was in high
> school, but college and career changed all of that
> years ago. My time is such that it cannot be spent
> washing cars.
>
> I am not sure about the motor vehicles department
> referral.


How about the time you spend waiting for the car to be washed, troll?

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: wTVEG ()
Date: March 28, 2015 06:56PM

BMW Man Wrote:
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> I am new to the DMV, and I need to find a quality
> carwash that can handle the needs of my
> performance BMW. The staff must know what to
> clean, and how to do it. BMWs require a through
> undercarriage cleaning after the winter months. I
> also want a good double hand carnauba wax, and a
> stiff bristle carpet vacuum. Looking to have my
> BMW cleaned in the next week.
>
> Sunday hours a plus-

Sounds like you know a lot about cleaning cars. Maybe you should get a job at a car wash.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Questioner ()
Date: March 28, 2015 07:42PM

Hey OP, did you spring for one of those BMWs with actual WORKING turn signals?

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Durf2728-)1828292918 ()
Date: March 28, 2015 10:13PM

Yates in Old Town. Good luck getting a spot.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Alexander Smith ()
Date: March 29, 2015 10:22AM

Durf2728-)1828292918 Wrote:
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> Yates in Old Town. Good luck getting a spot.


Driving all the way to Alexandria just for a mediocre carwash, really?

I would definitely go with what Mazdaspeed suggested the wash in Tysons if you really are too lazy to wash your own cars.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Suckers ()
Date: March 29, 2015 10:29AM

Stupid troll

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: BoredonBreak ()
Date: March 29, 2015 11:07AM

What does Golfdom have to do with carwashes? You make no sense some times.

DMV is Delware Maryland Virgina.

What are you so busy you cannot wash a car?

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: U Dun Goofed ()
Date: March 29, 2015 11:48AM

BMW Man Wrote:
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> I am new to the DMV, and I need to find a quality
> carwash that can handle the needs of my
> performance BMW. The staff must know what to
> clean, and how to do it. BMWs require a through
> undercarriage cleaning after the winter months. I
> also want a good double hand carnauba wax, and a
> stiff bristle carpet vacuum. Looking to have my
> BMW cleaned in the next week.
>
> Sunday hours a plus-


Trying just a little too hard op.
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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: BMW Man ()
Date: March 29, 2015 12:32PM

The issue has been taken care of, so you can stop the comments. I had the BMW cleaned and hand waxed this morning in Rockville. We are off to have a late lunch on Mass Avenue in my shiny clean BMW.

Chow!

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Yuckittyuk ()
Date: March 30, 2015 08:44AM

Questioner Wrote:
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> Hey OP, did you spring for one of those BMWs with
> actual WORKING turn signals?


Nyuck nyuck nyuck

You're an idiot

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: ceC7U ()
Date: March 31, 2015 02:03PM

BMW Man Wrote:
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> I am new to the DMV, and I need to find a quality
> carwash that can handle the needs of my
> performance BMW. The staff must know what to
> clean, and how to do it. BMWs require a through
> undercarriage cleaning after the winter months. I
> also want a good double hand carnauba wax, and a
> stiff bristle carpet vacuum. Looking to have my
> BMW cleaned in the next week.
>
> Sunday hours a plus-


sure paying customers deserve what they buy and a smile

but first let's check the legitimacy of where you got the money for a beamer and to order others around

first things are first


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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: eVkUM ()
Date: March 31, 2015 02:05PM

1) are you a foreigner using printed gov money? get the fuck out

2) are you a gov worker getting 5x-15x min wayge? get the fuck out

3) you refuse to say where the money came from? you and the horse you came in on

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: hector ()
Date: April 01, 2015 01:52AM

Senor I wass yo car. I work hard. Come at Home depot en el woodpridge. ask for hector.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: DNhnM ()
Date: April 01, 2015 03:40PM

you have no business mind

ie, surgeons would like to wash their bwm and often don't have time

and keeping the car washed is a business: it can make or break a sale


and laughing at local car dealers that hire illegals and are "down for" using taxes to harass whites

i'm not falling for that bandwagon

and i wouldn't take that crap unless i already had something more important to do


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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: i no ()
Date: April 01, 2015 10:30PM

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Dave C. ()
Date: June 09, 2015 09:09PM

Any good ones near Chantilly?

Thanks

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: tpDdM ()
Date: June 09, 2015 09:15PM

I think I've only washed my car once or twice since I got it in 2006.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: dkuu9 ()
Date: June 09, 2015 09:39PM

BMW Man Wrote:
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> The issue has been taken care of, so you can stop
> the comments. I had the BMW cleaned and hand waxed
> this morning in Rockville. We are off to have a
> late lunch on Mass Avenue in my shiny clean BMW.
>
> Chow!


How dumb do you have to be to write "Chow!"

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Corporal Randolph Agarn ()
Date: June 09, 2015 09:50PM

dkuu9 Wrote:
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> BMW Man Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The issue has been taken care of, so you can
> stop
> > the comments. I had the BMW cleaned and hand
> waxed
> > this morning in Rockville. We are off to have a
> > late lunch on Mass Avenue in my shiny clean BMW.
>
> >
> > Chow!
>
>
> How dumb do you have to be to write "Chow!"

In my world lunch is called "Chow".

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: cXNuw ()
Date: June 09, 2015 11:29PM

These guys know their stuff, http://www.speedfreakdetailing.com

Not too many from FFU will want to spend the time or money with these guys as most of the clowns around here drive Civics, Prius', Kia's or just plain beaters.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Clean Machine ()
Date: June 10, 2015 08:52AM

cXNuw Wrote:
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> These guys know their stuff,
> http://www.speedfreakdetailing.com
>
> Not too many from FFU will want to spend the time
> or money with these guys as most of the clowns
> around here drive Civics, Prius', Kia's or just
> plain beaters.

I had a feeling that there is a huge Daewoo Lanos following here. All riding around in endless circles wearing rubber underwear to prevent leakage.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: 7uNVK ()
Date: June 10, 2015 07:32PM

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: 97X ()
Date: June 10, 2015 07:35PM

BMW Man Wrote:
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> Alexander Smith Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There isn't many options for a quality wash
> around
> > here. You are better off doing it your self, I
> > wash my own cars with my better results.
>
>
> I did wash my cars myself when I was in high
> school, but college and career changed all of that
> years ago. My time is such that it cannot be spent
> washing cars.
>
> I am not sure about the motor vehicles department
> referral.


Wow you sound like a perfect fit for this area.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: x7DLk ()
Date: June 10, 2015 07:38PM

the best way to ruin something is to clean it improperly

wash at least every two weeks to insure you get acids (ie, bird and tree resin) off, or it will eat into the paint and will be permanent

NEVER rub dirt into the paint. that's what destroys it.

1) if your paint is fucked up dont bother - get it painted

2) soak in water for 10 min, water is an acid, the wait loosens the dirt

3) water is sudsy enough it feels slippery

3) use wool mit - not a sponge. NEVER push mit, soft as it is, into paint. wipe across frequently. re-wash or use #**# cleaner (buy a book) if things on paint dont free after 2 washes.

4) rinse well, maybe shammy or use a flipper, or you'll see soap spots but that is no big deal

it's easy to do right. it's also easy to damage a car washing it.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: 4U4JH ()
Date: June 10, 2015 07:39PM

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: uGvVW ()
Date: June 10, 2015 07:41PM

California Water Blade (flipper!)
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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: PvJC9 ()
Date: June 10, 2015 07:42PM

^^ made in USA. california used to make tons of cool products. they now seem to just be a state focused on sending imports to the east coast?

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Masterbatory Therapist ()
Date: June 10, 2015 08:27PM

Can you use a wool mitten to jerk off?

I saw the pic that was posted of it, and I now have a throbbing erection.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Dirty Cars ()
Date: October 14, 2015 09:35AM

Is the carwash next to Jiffy Lube in Centreville any good?

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Seriously... ()
Date: October 14, 2015 10:49AM

It's a carwash, you moron. Go risk 15 bucks to find out.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Stiff Brissle ()
Date: October 14, 2015 10:55AM

Tell me more about how you want a double hand carnauba wax. Be descriptive and dirty please.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Dirty Cars ()
Date: October 14, 2015 11:13AM

Seriously... Wrote:
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> It's a carwash, you moron. Go risk 15 bucks to
> find out.


Just looking to see if anyone has tried this carwash.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Seriously... ()
Date: October 14, 2015 12:27PM

If they had, they would only lie to you about it. That's the sort of site that this is. And no doubt the place has some minority employees. I'm sure you know what THAT means.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Trolling Trolls Who Troll ()
Date: October 14, 2015 12:57PM

BMW Man Wrote:
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> I am not sure about the motor vehicles department
> referral.

No? What does 'DMV' mean to you?

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Music Man... ()
Date: October 14, 2015 01:58PM

Trying to seem like some connected black rapper-dude from the 'hood most likely. Or perhaps he's just some newbie lily-white who hasn't got a clue how to talk here yet.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Mr.Ocean ()
Date: October 14, 2015 06:25PM

The best car wash in the area is Maritime car wash in Annapolis Md. Flagship is a joke compared to them.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Bill1995 ()
Date: October 15, 2015 12:07AM

A1A across from Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: power strokin ()
Date: December 12, 2015 09:58AM

Benn out muddin in my 250 4 by. Any washes take trucks that are lifted? Muddy

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Hopper Chopper ()
Date: February 21, 2017 06:35PM

Mazdaspeed Wrote:
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> The hand wash on Route 7 by Golfdom is the only
> place I take my car to get washed if I don't do it
> myself.


Do they wash helicopters?

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: Sam's self car wash ()
Date: February 21, 2017 07:38PM

Whatever you do don't use sam's, my degerate sisters degerate autistic kids pulled his pants down the other day and had explosive diarrhea all over the back seat the other night. I have a waterproof cover but still it was a mess. I pulled into Sam's and just vaccumed it all up for a dollar.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: That's Warshington to you, newbi ()
Date: February 21, 2017 07:42PM

BoredonBreak Wrote:
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> What does Golfdom have to do with carwashes? You
> make no sense some times.
>
> DMV is Delware Maryland Virgina.
>
> What are you so busy you cannot wash a car?


Delmarva is Delaware, Maryland, Virginia. Mid-Atlantic.

The DMV is the Department of Motor Vehicles.

D.C,. and the Virgina and Maryland suburbs around it, are the Washington Metropolitan Area.

To refer to Washington Metropolitan Area as the DMV is absurd. Many parts of Pennsylvania are closer to D.C. than parts or Virginia and Maryland. This DMV crap, like a turd, started floating just a few years back.

Doucehbags on FFXU call it the DMV, and recently the term has been catching on.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: The New Way ()
Date: February 21, 2017 07:50PM

Times have changed old man. This area is growing younger, with younger terms for the younger population. So YOUR old terms have been changed, and we now live in the DMV.

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: 3kj6L ()
Date: February 21, 2017 07:55PM

BMW Man Wrote:
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> I am new to the DMV, and I need to find a quality
> carwash that can handle the needs of my
> performance BMW. The staff must know what to
> clean, and how to do it. BMWs require a through
> undercarriage cleaning after the winter months. I
> also want a good double hand carnauba wax, and a
> stiff bristle carpet vacuum. Looking to have my
> BMW cleaned in the next week.
>
> Sunday hours a plus-

get the 15k mi service you've been avoided at the dealership

your car will be hand washed for free by detail professionals

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: 7u6jD ()
Date: February 21, 2017 07:56PM

get the 15k mi service you've been avoiding at the dealership

your car will be hand washed for free by auto detail professionals

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Re: New To The DMV - Need Upscale Luxury Carwash
Posted by: DMV Admnistrator ()
Date: February 21, 2017 08:49PM

No. DMV stands for Department of Motor Vehicles. This is a trademarked name and is protected by Virginia state code.

Violations of this trademark are punishable by fines and or jail time. Please cease and desist use of this term for any purposes other than to refer to the Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles.

Thank you.

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