Fairfax County General :
Fairfax Underground
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
The Rotunda needs your dog shit
Posted by:
DogDid
()
Date: March 24, 2015 08:53PM
http://www.mrctv.org/blog/apartment-building-require-dna-samples-all-pets
Drop your bags at the front gate...
Drop your bags at the front gate...
Re: The Rotunda needs your dog shit
Posted by:
eatshit
()
Date: March 24, 2015 08:55PM
DogDid Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> http://www.mrctv.org/blog/apartment-building-requi
> re-dna-samples-all-pets
>
> Drop your bags at the front gate...
What a great idea. The punishment should be the owner has to eat it.
-------------------------------------------------------
> http://www.mrctv.org/blog/apartment-building-requi
> re-dna-samples-all-pets
>
> Drop your bags at the front gate...
What a great idea. The punishment should be the owner has to eat it.
Re: The Rotunda needs your dog shit
Posted by:
Bud Hoal...
()
Date: March 24, 2015 09:14PM
I am so tempted to trespass onto their property late at night and pinch a greasy loaf onto their grass just to create an upheaval analogous to the Salem Witch Trials.
Re: The Rotunda needs your dog shit
Posted by:
soozimodium
()
Date: March 25, 2015 11:35AM
Bud Hoal... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am so tempted to trespass onto their property
> late at night and pinch a greasy loaf onto their
> grass just to create an upheaval analogous to the
> Salem Witch Trials.
no, no, no, NO That's so wrong.
Don't do it in the grass ... they probably won't see it.
Do it on the front step of the HOA office where everyone can admire it.
The Phantom Shitter strikes again
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am so tempted to trespass onto their property
> late at night and pinch a greasy loaf onto their
> grass just to create an upheaval analogous to the
> Salem Witch Trials.
no, no, no, NO That's so wrong.
Don't do it in the grass ... they probably won't see it.
Do it on the front step of the HOA office where everyone can admire it.
The Phantom Shitter strikes again
Re: The Rotunda needs your dog shit
Posted by:
Incontinent Mom
()
Date: March 25, 2015 09:12PM
Let's just say that recently, while out running, I developed stomach cramps and felt like I had about one second before poop was about to be released. I was scared and horrified and no where near a bathroom.
Luckily I was running in a local park along a shady, wooded trail. I ran into the woods, pulled my pants down behind a tree and well, pooped. Kicked some leaves atop the mess, rearranged myself and ran home to shower.
Maybe I'll go running over at the Rotunda grounds.
Luckily I was running in a local park along a shady, wooded trail. I ran into the woods, pulled my pants down behind a tree and well, pooped. Kicked some leaves atop the mess, rearranged myself and ran home to shower.
Maybe I'll go running over at the Rotunda grounds.
Re: The Rotunda needs your dog shit
Posted by:
yDbJc
()
Date: March 25, 2015 09:45PM
Incontinent Mom Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Let's just say that recently, while out running, I
> developed stomach cramps and felt like I had about
> one second before poop was about to be released.
> I was scared and horrified and no where near a
> bathroom.
>
> Luckily I was running in a local park along a
> shady, wooded trail. I ran into the woods, pulled
> my pants down behind a tree and well, pooped.
> Kicked some leaves atop the mess, rearranged
> myself and ran home to shower.
>
> Maybe I'll go running over at the Rotunda grounds.
Thanks for sharing
-------------------------------------------------------
> Let's just say that recently, while out running, I
> developed stomach cramps and felt like I had about
> one second before poop was about to be released.
> I was scared and horrified and no where near a
> bathroom.
>
> Luckily I was running in a local park along a
> shady, wooded trail. I ran into the woods, pulled
> my pants down behind a tree and well, pooped.
> Kicked some leaves atop the mess, rearranged
> myself and ran home to shower.
>
> Maybe I'll go running over at the Rotunda grounds.
Thanks for sharing
Re: The Rotunda needs your dog shit
Posted by:
SPEAR CHUKR PHIL
()
Date: March 26, 2015 08:59PM
My morning deuce will be left there tomorrow morning let see what the DNA matches will be!