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Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: Odd Job ()
Date: March 21, 2015 09:21AM

This is something my ex-wife got me into because she said it turned her on. I am very flexible, and she taught me a position she learned in her yoga class. This position along with the leather harness she purchased became a several times a week act.

She is gone to another state, but I still suck my own dick regularly. My new girlfriend has no idea I do this, and I am also Catholic. Should I tell her my secret, and should I confess this in church?

Virginia sodomy laws have been repealed, so giving your a blow job is no longer a crime.

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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: Mantua Voter ()
Date: March 21, 2015 09:23AM

Congressman Connolly, you MUST stop posting here!!!!

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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: tmhnm ()
Date: March 21, 2015 11:02AM

Well, if nothing else, at least you've established that you really like sucking dick.

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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: March 21, 2015 12:50PM

Do you swallow your cum or do you spit it out? Sucking your own dick IS NOT gay! But swallowing your cum may be...

Nip

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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: Odd Job ()
Date: March 21, 2015 05:35PM

NippleChuck Wrote:
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> Do you swallow your cum or do you spit it out?
> Sucking your own dick IS NOT gay! But swallowing
> your cum may be...
>
> Nip

Yes-

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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: March 21, 2015 05:43PM

How did you get another girlfriend without leaving the house?

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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: The truth must be told ()
Date: March 21, 2015 07:17PM

Maybe if you focused more on eating pussy,instead of suckin dick, you wife would not have left you...Just sayin'

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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: Marriage Counselor ()
Date: March 21, 2015 07:20PM

The truth must be told Wrote:
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> Maybe if you focused more on eating pussy,instead
> of suckin dick, you wife would not have left
> you...Just sayin'

Shared interests in a marriage usually bind a couple closer. This is not one of those times.

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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: Ugh the giant caveman ()
Date: March 21, 2015 07:22PM

Here's something to wash it down with.
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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: h6G69 ()
Date: March 22, 2015 06:00PM


the Catholic chuch does not say "using the appendage" (which for health reasons is a necessary for a normal family) is a sin

whoever is saying that or telling you that: is a bad person possibly abusing you

or - your trying to spread the lie because you hate catholics and want to defame them

it's not in the bible. but excess of about any kind is. AS IS LYING.


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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: wants to know ()
Date: March 23, 2015 11:25PM

What yoga position btw?

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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: March 24, 2015 01:03AM

h6G69 Wrote:
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> the Catholic chuch does not say "using the
> appendage" (which for health reasons is a
> necessary for a normal family) is a sin
>
> whoever is saying that or telling you that: is a
> bad person possibly abusing you
>
> or - your trying to spread the lie because you
> hate catholics and want to defame them
>
> it's not in the bible. but excess of about any
> kind is. AS IS LYING.
>

Any Catholic priest worth his salt will tell you it's a sin. Why are you making stuff up?

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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: imseriously ()
Date: March 24, 2015 01:34AM

wants to know Wrote:
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> What yoga position btw?


im seriously.

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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: Dean Wormer ()
Date: March 24, 2015 09:34AM

It's only a sin if you wear a rubber. Keep sucking!

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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: Gross ()
Date: March 24, 2015 09:55AM

Didgusting thread

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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: you know what ()
Date: March 24, 2015 10:00AM

This thread sucks.

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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: Judgement Has Come ()
Date: March 26, 2015 06:00PM

What the hell is wrong with people. This is not normal behavior.

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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: marriedguy ()
Date: March 28, 2015 12:32AM

If i could suck my own dick i would have never gotten married.

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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: Nostradamus ()
Date: March 28, 2015 02:08PM

Judgement Has Come Wrote:
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> What the hell is wrong with people. This is not
> normal behavior.


You would be surprised to know that 90% of able-bodied men have tried this.


..and the rest lie.

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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: Average Dude ()
Date: March 28, 2015 04:31PM

There is nothing special or wrong with me but - I have never had a desire to suck mine or any other dick.

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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: Ying Ko ()
Date: March 28, 2015 04:54PM

How about slurping your diarrhea?
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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: Self Suck ()
Date: March 28, 2015 05:06PM

marriedguy Wrote:
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> If i could suck my own dick i would have never
> gotten married.


+1

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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: Xanax ()
Date: March 28, 2015 05:07PM

Works for dogs

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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: kxTEp ()
Date: March 28, 2015 05:08PM

.
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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: The Fucking Easter Bunny ()
Date: April 05, 2015 06:49PM

I read this and thought - Happy fucking Easter!

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Re: Need Catholic Confession - Sucking My Own Dick
Posted by: chicken little ()
Date: April 05, 2015 10:24PM

If I could do that, then I'd be a hunchback by now

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