Sean Wrote:
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> Are there any sites out there that provide close
> to real time Police and Fire blotter for the
> county? For instance, I would love to know the
> reason I was woken up by all the sirens moving
> down West Ox Rd at 6am this morning
The general public believes
this site contains the most current up-to-date information on every time a cop farts. The general public is wrong, but that doesn't stop them from trying, God bless 'em.
A far as the sirens at 6am on West Ox Road this morning, David Carlton-Dubois was caught illegally smuggling five-and-a-half pounds of canned ham in his rectum. The cops gave chase, but Carlton-Dubois's stock car racing experience narrowly helped him elude capture momentarily.
The chase was brought to a peaceful ending when F-16s, escorting an Air Force One plane to an unscheduled flyover photo-op at the Pentagon, dropped no less than three hundred and twenty four cluster bombs on the front of his VW Bug. Carlton-Dubois is in serious condition at the hospital, and the DA is going to prosecute to the full extent of the law.
Zero tolerance for canned ham smugglers, as it should be.
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