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Happy St Patty's Day, you gingers
Posted by:
Patty O'Furniture
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Date: March 17, 2015 03:05PM
So, a joke to celebrate
Paddy Reilly hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” – and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.
In bed later that night, he told his wife: “Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night.” She said, “Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?”
So he told her: “Here’s to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife.”
“Oh,” she said, “that is very nice, dear.”
The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy’s drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: “Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?”
She replied: “Aye – and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he’s only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come”.
Paddy Reilly hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” – and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.
In bed later that night, he told his wife: “Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night.” She said, “Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?”
So he told her: “Here’s to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife.”
“Oh,” she said, “that is very nice, dear.”
The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy’s drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: “Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?”
She replied: “Aye – and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he’s only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come”.
Re: Happy St Patty's Day, you gingers
Posted by:
Erin go Braless
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Date: March 17, 2015 03:09PM
Pat and Mike have been drinking buddies for years.
One day, after having a few beers, Mike says to Pat, “We have been friends for years and, if I should die before you, would you do me a favor? I want you to get the best bottle of Irish whiskey and pour it over my grave.”
Pat replies, “I would be glad to do that for you, old friend, but would you mind if I passed it through my bladder first?”
One day, after having a few beers, Mike says to Pat, “We have been friends for years and, if I should die before you, would you do me a favor? I want you to get the best bottle of Irish whiskey and pour it over my grave.”
Pat replies, “I would be glad to do that for you, old friend, but would you mind if I passed it through my bladder first?”
Re: Happy St Patty's Day, you gingers
Posted by:
Kareem Mcpants
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Date: March 17, 2015 03:14PM
What's the difference between God and Bono?
God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono.
God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono.