Goober Alert Wrote:
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> Liberal goobers buy their meat retail, often
> frozen or recently thawed, saving money by
> shopping at Aldie and Shoppers. They then fry it
> up in the fastest and simplest way. It's part of
> their mentality. Conservatives appreciate the
> value of a good piece of beef from places such as
> Wegmans, or more likely, Springfield Butcher or
> the Meat House. Conservatives tend to grill their
> meats over a flame, after applying a combination
> of marinade and spices, subtle enough to bring out
> the best texture and taste of a quality beef
> selection. Conservatives are also more likely to
> buy buffalo, elk, and venison.