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My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
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Fox News watcher
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Date: March 12, 2015 07:55PM
I have to look at them for hours. Can I sue him?
Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
Posted by:
PvxDt
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Date: March 12, 2015 07:57PM
Stop trolling.
Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
Posted by:
Yes
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Date: March 12, 2015 07:57PM
After you jump in the trash before its been removed and get crushed to death by the trash truck's trash compressors
Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
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Suggestion
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Date: March 12, 2015 08:02PM
You can either invent something that will automatically put those trash cans somewhere where you can't see them or put them away since they bother you so much.
And you can just hush up because you are obnoxious.
And you can just hush up because you are obnoxious.
Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
Posted by:
FrankRizzo
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Date: March 12, 2015 08:06PM
1. Are you a butt hurt libtard?
No > sorry
Yes > proceed to step 2
2. File lawsuit and raise trash can awareness
No > sorry
Yes > proceed to step 2
2. File lawsuit and raise trash can awareness
Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
Posted by:
Stabitha
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Date: March 12, 2015 08:07PM
Fox News watcher Wrote:
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> I have to look at them for hours. Can I sue him?
You can sue a ham sandwich. Nom nom nom nom
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> I have to look at them for hours. Can I sue him?
You can sue a ham sandwich. Nom nom nom nom
Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
Posted by:
Huh???
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Date: March 13, 2015 03:14PM
I'm confused...
So, in the OP's community...If I live in a home by myself, I am not allowed to put my cans out in the morning and then put them back when I get home from work? If I live alone, who else is going to move the cans back prior to me getting home from work? What...I'm supposed to take a day off of work each week so that I can listen for the garbage truck coming up the street and then rush out to put my cans out, wait for them to be emptied and then immediately put them back. I've got 2 cans so, there's going to be about 90 seconds there where there's one can at the curb and one can on my deck while I am walking back and forth. Is that ok? Or should I hire some 8 year, brown, savage, illegal mud-person to come and do this with me?
OP, you're either a troll or one stupid ass bitch.
So, in the OP's community...If I live in a home by myself, I am not allowed to put my cans out in the morning and then put them back when I get home from work? If I live alone, who else is going to move the cans back prior to me getting home from work? What...I'm supposed to take a day off of work each week so that I can listen for the garbage truck coming up the street and then rush out to put my cans out, wait for them to be emptied and then immediately put them back. I've got 2 cans so, there's going to be about 90 seconds there where there's one can at the curb and one can on my deck while I am walking back and forth. Is that ok? Or should I hire some 8 year, brown, savage, illegal mud-person to come and do this with me?
OP, you're either a troll or one stupid ass bitch.
Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
Posted by:
Daaaaann
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Date: March 13, 2015 03:35PM
Come to my neighborhood and you can see them sit out overnight for days. Princess mother walks by,2 able bodied young adult sons walk by,adolescent daughter walks by and if dad is away they don't get removed from the curb til he returns.
Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
Posted by:
TROLL POLICE!
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Date: March 13, 2015 04:08PM
Fox News watcher Wrote:
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> I have to look at them for hours. Can I sue him?
First, it's already established that you're a libtard troll.
Second, you could just always be a good neighbor and take them up to wherever he keeps them. But kindness is not within the vocabulary let alone lifestyle of the libtard.
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> I have to look at them for hours. Can I sue him?
First, it's already established that you're a libtard troll.
Second, you could just always be a good neighbor and take them up to wherever he keeps them. But kindness is not within the vocabulary let alone lifestyle of the libtard.
Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
Posted by:
TROLL POLICE!
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Date: March 13, 2015 04:09PM
And this post is even lamer than your one from yesterday. You really have to use more subtlety.
Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
Posted by:
Robert
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Date: March 13, 2015 04:10PM
My son is 10. He has made a cottage industry in our neighborhood of charging our neighbors $1 per can per week to be put out and returned. It started with my neighbor who is elderly, retired and lives alone across the street last year giving my son a chance to earn some pocket money and also relieving himself of lifting and dragging the cans with a bad back.
He's up to 67 houses per week and he's getting ready to take on his friend as a partner. They're not all on the same block so, he rides his bike to the various destinations. He has a simple cell phone (which he reimbursed my wife and I for with his earnings...ditto the monthly bill, too) so he can keep in touch with his customers and us when he's out on "his route". He also manages the operation via email which only my wife and I have the password. He has a satellite map of the neighborhood on his bedroom wall. Houses colored green are customers, houses colored red are prospects. For his prospects, he selects 5 prospects per month whom he provides service to for free in the hopes that he can convert them to customers. And finally, he also canvasses the neighborhood once per month on his off day knocking door to door and making his pitch and/or handing out his full-color tri-fold Kinko's produced brochure.
The only thing with his business that my wife and I have insisted upon is that he provides service to 4 additional houses per week in the neighborhood for free. 1 of those is the gentleman across the street, since he effectively jump started his business and the 3 others are his choice. Could be a family in which the Mom or Dad is away and they'd like the extra help, or someone is sick or experiencing some other difficulty or challenge. He said he'd like to learn how to start mowing the lawn so he could buy his own mower and start up a landscaping division of the company.
He's up to 67 houses per week and he's getting ready to take on his friend as a partner. They're not all on the same block so, he rides his bike to the various destinations. He has a simple cell phone (which he reimbursed my wife and I for with his earnings...ditto the monthly bill, too) so he can keep in touch with his customers and us when he's out on "his route". He also manages the operation via email which only my wife and I have the password. He has a satellite map of the neighborhood on his bedroom wall. Houses colored green are customers, houses colored red are prospects. For his prospects, he selects 5 prospects per month whom he provides service to for free in the hopes that he can convert them to customers. And finally, he also canvasses the neighborhood once per month on his off day knocking door to door and making his pitch and/or handing out his full-color tri-fold Kinko's produced brochure.
The only thing with his business that my wife and I have insisted upon is that he provides service to 4 additional houses per week in the neighborhood for free. 1 of those is the gentleman across the street, since he effectively jump started his business and the 3 others are his choice. Could be a family in which the Mom or Dad is away and they'd like the extra help, or someone is sick or experiencing some other difficulty or challenge. He said he'd like to learn how to start mowing the lawn so he could buy his own mower and start up a landscaping division of the company.
Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
Posted by:
Amen.
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Date: March 13, 2015 04:14PM
There is a God.
There is hope for these kids when they grow up.
There is hope for these kids when they grow up.
Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
Posted by:
Liberal Medias Fault
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Date: March 13, 2015 04:29PM
Get a job and it won't bother you any more.
Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
Posted by:
Fox News
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Date: March 13, 2015 04:48PM
Fox News watcher Wrote:
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> I have to look at them for hours. Can I sue him?
If you got a job you wouldn't have to look at the trash cans all day
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> I have to look at them for hours. Can I sue him?
If you got a job you wouldn't have to look at the trash cans all day
Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
Posted by:
Silvio
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Date: March 13, 2015 05:12PM
Robert Wrote:
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> My son is 10. He has made a cottage industry in
> our neighborhood of charging our neighbors $1 per
> can per week to be put out and returned. It
> started with my neighbor who is elderly, retired
> and lives alone across the street last year giving
> my son a chance to earn some pocket money and also
> relieving himself of lifting and dragging the cans
> with a bad back.
>
> He's up to 67 houses per week and he's getting
> ready to take on his friend as a partner. They're
> not all on the same block so, he rides his bike to
> the various destinations. He has a simple cell
> phone (which he reimbursed my wife and I for with
> his earnings...ditto the monthly bill, too) so he
> can keep in touch with his customers and us when
> he's out on "his route". He also manages the
> operation via email which only my wife and I have
> the password. He has a satellite map of the
> neighborhood on his bedroom wall. Houses colored
> green are customers, houses colored red are
> prospects. For his prospects, he selects 5
> prospects per month whom he provides service to
> for free in the hopes that he can convert them to
> customers. And finally, he also canvasses the
> neighborhood once per month on his off day
> knocking door to door and making his pitch and/or
> handing out his full-color tri-fold Kinko's
> produced brochure.
>
> The only thing with his business that my wife and
> I have insisted upon is that he provides service
> to 4 additional houses per week in the
> neighborhood for free. 1 of those is the gentleman
> across the street, since he effectively jump
> started his business and the 3 others are his
> choice. Could be a family in which the Mom or Dad
> is away and they'd like the extra help, or someone
> is sick or experiencing some other difficulty or
> challenge. He said he'd like to learn how to start
> mowing the lawn so he could buy his own mower and
> start up a landscaping division of the company.
Garbage can transportation services? A wall map with customers? He's bringing in his friend as his partner? Cash only?
Robert...is your last name Soprano?
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> My son is 10. He has made a cottage industry in
> our neighborhood of charging our neighbors $1 per
> can per week to be put out and returned. It
> started with my neighbor who is elderly, retired
> and lives alone across the street last year giving
> my son a chance to earn some pocket money and also
> relieving himself of lifting and dragging the cans
> with a bad back.
>
> He's up to 67 houses per week and he's getting
> ready to take on his friend as a partner. They're
> not all on the same block so, he rides his bike to
> the various destinations. He has a simple cell
> phone (which he reimbursed my wife and I for with
> his earnings...ditto the monthly bill, too) so he
> can keep in touch with his customers and us when
> he's out on "his route". He also manages the
> operation via email which only my wife and I have
> the password. He has a satellite map of the
> neighborhood on his bedroom wall. Houses colored
> green are customers, houses colored red are
> prospects. For his prospects, he selects 5
> prospects per month whom he provides service to
> for free in the hopes that he can convert them to
> customers. And finally, he also canvasses the
> neighborhood once per month on his off day
> knocking door to door and making his pitch and/or
> handing out his full-color tri-fold Kinko's
> produced brochure.
>
> The only thing with his business that my wife and
> I have insisted upon is that he provides service
> to 4 additional houses per week in the
> neighborhood for free. 1 of those is the gentleman
> across the street, since he effectively jump
> started his business and the 3 others are his
> choice. Could be a family in which the Mom or Dad
> is away and they'd like the extra help, or someone
> is sick or experiencing some other difficulty or
> challenge. He said he'd like to learn how to start
> mowing the lawn so he could buy his own mower and
> start up a landscaping division of the company.
Garbage can transportation services? A wall map with customers? He's bringing in his friend as his partner? Cash only?
Robert...is your last name Soprano?
Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
Posted by:
Burke Brat
()
Date: March 13, 2015 07:11PM
Silvio Wrote:
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> Robert Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My son is 10. He has made a cottage industry in
> > our neighborhood of charging our neighbors $1
> per
> > can per week to be put out and returned. It
> > started with my neighbor who is elderly,
> retired
> > and lives alone across the street last year
> giving
> > my son a chance to earn some pocket money and
> also
> > relieving himself of lifting and dragging the
> cans
> > with a bad back.
> >
> > He's up to 67 houses per week and he's getting
> > ready to take on his friend as a partner.
> They're
> > not all on the same block so, he rides his bike
> to
> > the various destinations. He has a simple cell
> > phone (which he reimbursed my wife and I for
> with
> > his earnings...ditto the monthly bill, too) so
> he
> > can keep in touch with his customers and us
> when
> > he's out on "his route". He also manages the
> > operation via email which only my wife and I
> have
> > the password. He has a satellite map of the
> > neighborhood on his bedroom wall. Houses
> colored
> > green are customers, houses colored red are
> > prospects. For his prospects, he selects 5
> > prospects per month whom he provides service to
> > for free in the hopes that he can convert them
> to
> > customers. And finally, he also canvasses the
> > neighborhood once per month on his off day
> > knocking door to door and making his pitch
> and/or
> > handing out his full-color tri-fold Kinko's
> > produced brochure.
> >
> > The only thing with his business that my wife
> and
> > I have insisted upon is that he provides
> service
> > to 4 additional houses per week in the
> > neighborhood for free. 1 of those is the
> gentleman
> > across the street, since he effectively jump
> > started his business and the 3 others are his
> > choice. Could be a family in which the Mom or
> Dad
> > is away and they'd like the extra help, or
> someone
> > is sick or experiencing some other difficulty
> or
> > challenge. He said he'd like to learn how to
> start
> > mowing the lawn so he could buy his own mower
> and
> > start up a landscaping division of the company.
>
> Garbage can transportation services? A wall map
> with customers? He's bringing in his friend as his
> partner? Cash only?
>
> Robert...is your last name Soprano?
Good for your son and your support of him. Wish there where more like it. Might invest in a Snow Blower for him. Shovels work but he can do more with toro snow blower.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/13/2015 07:12PM by Burke Brat.
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> Robert Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My son is 10. He has made a cottage industry in
> > our neighborhood of charging our neighbors $1
> per
> > can per week to be put out and returned. It
> > started with my neighbor who is elderly,
> retired
> > and lives alone across the street last year
> giving
> > my son a chance to earn some pocket money and
> also
> > relieving himself of lifting and dragging the
> cans
> > with a bad back.
> >
> > He's up to 67 houses per week and he's getting
> > ready to take on his friend as a partner.
> They're
> > not all on the same block so, he rides his bike
> to
> > the various destinations. He has a simple cell
> > phone (which he reimbursed my wife and I for
> with
> > his earnings...ditto the monthly bill, too) so
> he
> > can keep in touch with his customers and us
> when
> > he's out on "his route". He also manages the
> > operation via email which only my wife and I
> have
> > the password. He has a satellite map of the
> > neighborhood on his bedroom wall. Houses
> colored
> > green are customers, houses colored red are
> > prospects. For his prospects, he selects 5
> > prospects per month whom he provides service to
> > for free in the hopes that he can convert them
> to
> > customers. And finally, he also canvasses the
> > neighborhood once per month on his off day
> > knocking door to door and making his pitch
> and/or
> > handing out his full-color tri-fold Kinko's
> > produced brochure.
> >
> > The only thing with his business that my wife
> and
> > I have insisted upon is that he provides
> service
> > to 4 additional houses per week in the
> > neighborhood for free. 1 of those is the
> gentleman
> > across the street, since he effectively jump
> > started his business and the 3 others are his
> > choice. Could be a family in which the Mom or
> Dad
> > is away and they'd like the extra help, or
> someone
> > is sick or experiencing some other difficulty
> or
> > challenge. He said he'd like to learn how to
> start
> > mowing the lawn so he could buy his own mower
> and
> > start up a landscaping division of the company.
>
> Garbage can transportation services? A wall map
> with customers? He's bringing in his friend as his
> partner? Cash only?
>
> Robert...is your last name Soprano?
Good for your son and your support of him. Wish there where more like it. Might invest in a Snow Blower for him. Shovels work but he can do more with toro snow blower.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/13/2015 07:12PM by Burke Brat.
Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
()
Date: March 13, 2015 09:24PM
Fox News watcher Wrote:
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> I have to look at them for hours. Can I sue him?
You should call the police and report a suicide in progress at your address. Then follow through.
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> I have to look at them for hours. Can I sue him?
You should call the police and report a suicide in progress at your address. Then follow through.
Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
Posted by:
9jcGH
()
Date: March 14, 2015 01:10PM
the crime was asking HOA if they had an opion about using weapons to enforce their policies
don't
don't
Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
Posted by:
get a job
()
Date: March 14, 2015 10:46PM
get a f'n job if you have time to stare at your neighbor's trash can
are you a nova housewife? my neighbor used to watch the grass grow and peer through her windows to watch the other neighbors. she was a blonde version of Gladys kravitz but dumber
are you a nova housewife? my neighbor used to watch the grass grow and peer through her windows to watch the other neighbors. she was a blonde version of Gladys kravitz but dumber
Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
Posted by:
FYEhP
()
Date: March 17, 2015 08:42AM
So many responses to such an obvious troll post
Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
Posted by:
Hurr Durr
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Date: March 17, 2015 10:53AM
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Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
Posted by:
PList
()
Date: March 17, 2015 05:47PM
Fox News watcher Wrote:
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> I have to look at them for hours. Can I sue him?
Kill yourself
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> I have to look at them for hours. Can I sue him?
Kill yourself
Re: My neighbor leaves his trash cans on the street until he gets home from work. I call HOA and they said it is allowed. Can I call the police?
Posted by:
MoneyMaker
()
Date: March 19, 2015 02:55AM
MoneyMaker idea your business is not. A garbage can business? Business? Is he insured? Is he an official business? Does he have a solicitation license? Your son should go to a government office that specializes in this and share his business with him. That will help him learn to start a business the legal way and not the lemonade street corner way. Real businesses cost real money to get started. He will need to charge a lot more per can.