The snow event is winding down RIGHT NOW around the DMV. Get your lazy ass off of the couch and shovel your sidewalk. Certain areas in the DMV require sidewalks to be cleared within 6 hours after the snow event ends. The snow in Fairfax County is ending, so get busy. You should have your sidewalk cleared by 11pm tonight. I will be monitoring my neighborhood, and any violators will be turned in to the Fairfax County Public Works Management.

Get it done for a safe DMV.

Fuck you, you fucking narc! I'll cut off your fucking head and shit down your open gaping neck!

Make up your mind. Do you want me to shovel or do you want me to get busy?

Task Master Wrote:
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> The snow event is winding down RIGHT NOW around
> the DMV. Get your lazy ass off of the couch and
> shovel your sidewalk. Certain areas in the DMV
> require sidewalks to be cleared within 6 hours
> after the snow event ends. The snow in Fairfax
> County is ending, so get busy. You should have
> your sidewalk cleared by 11pm tonight. I will be
> monitoring my neighborhood, and any violators will
> be turned in to the Fairfax County Public Works
> Management.
>
> Get it done for a safe DMV.
People don't have to listen to assholes like you. You cant do anything over the fact that they aren't shoveling their sidewalks and if you complain, the county will most likely tell you to fuck off. Go shovel your own driveway and sidewalks and stop wasting other peoples time.

asdfghjkl Wrote:

> People don't have to listen to assholes like you.
> You cant do anything over the fact that they
> aren't shoveling their sidewalks and if you
> complain, the county will most likely tell you to
> fuck off. Go shovel your own driveway and
> sidewalks and stop wasting other peoples time.

The rules are the rules. If you don't like it that's just too bad. That is why I am also on my HOA Board. To enforce the rules. People of the DMV make life difficult on themselves - So fuck them.

My sidewalk is cleared - Get busy, and clear your sidewalks around the DMV.

Task Master Wrote:
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> asdfghjkl Wrote:
>
> > People don't have to listen to assholes like
> you.
> > You cant do anything over the fact that they
> > aren't shoveling their sidewalks and if you
> > complain, the county will most likely tell you
> to
> > fuck off. Go shovel your own driveway and
> > sidewalks and stop wasting other peoples time.
>
> The rules are the rules. If you don't like it
> that's just too bad. That is why I am also on my
> HOA Board. To enforce the rules. People of the DMV
> make life difficult on themselves - So fuck them.
>
> My sidewalk is cleared - Get busy, and clear your
> sidewalks around the DMV.

You are 100% correct. The rules are the rules. Here is the rule:


What is the County's policy on residential sidewalk snow removal?

Fairfax County does not have a law stating that snow must be cleared from residential sidewalks. The County asks all residents to clear sidewalks on their property for their own safety and the safety of others; however those who cannot do so are not penalized.

Task Master Wrote:
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> The snow event is winding down RIGHT NOW around
> the DMV. Get your lazy ass off of the couch and
> shovel your sidewalk. Certain areas in the DMV
> require sidewalks to be cleared within 6 hours
> after the snow event ends. The snow in Fairfax
> County is ending, so get busy. You should have
> your sidewalk cleared by 11pm tonight. I will be
> monitoring my neighborhood, and any violators will
> be turned in to the Fairfax County Public Works
> Management.
>
> Get it done for a safe DMV.


Fuck you, that's what illegals are for.

My sidewalk is nearly 100 yards long. I had 10 inches of snow from today's storm and my snow blower is broken. Can I get a break from the police state we live in now and let the snow sit ? I am pretty sure the habitual walkers can walk the street a little.

Only poor people use the sidewalk. I see no incentive to clear it for them.

No sidewalks on my street. The neighborhood dogs will have to poop in the middle of the road.

Don't shovel nothing. The sun will be out tomorrow and everything is gonna melt fast.

Task Master Wrote:
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> asdfghjkl Wrote:
>
> > People don't have to listen to assholes like
> you.
> > You cant do anything over the fact that they
> > aren't shoveling their sidewalks and if you
> > complain, the county will most likely tell you
> to
> > fuck off. Go shovel your own driveway and
> > sidewalks and stop wasting other peoples time.
>
> The rules are the rules. If you don't like it
> that's just too bad. That is why I am also on my
> HOA Board. To enforce the rules. People of the DMV
> make life difficult on themselves - So fuck them.
>
> My sidewalk is cleared - Get busy, and clear your
> sidewalks around the DMV.

You miserable cunt!

Found a pic of op out "shoveling".
Attachments:

I don't have a sidewalk. The State of Virginia owns the sidewalk in front of my house. I do shovel the state's sidewalk; it makes the neighborhood more livable.

Where do you get off telling people to shovel a sidewalk that's not theirs? Why not tell them to shovel the street in front of their house. Better yet, why don't you tell them to shovel the street in front of your house? That will make you feel even more important than you do now.

§ 27-24. Snow and ice removal

The unabated accumulation of snow and ice on public property threatens the public health, safety and welfare of the community, and constitutes a public nuisance unless abated in accordance with the requirements of this Section.

(A) It shall be the duty of the owner, occupant or other person or entity in charge of any occupied property which is adjacent to any public sidewalk to remove or cause to be removed snow or ice from the entire width of such sidewalk, including any adjacent curb-cut, up to a maximum width of thirty-six inches, and if the same cannot be wholly removed, shall apply thereon sand or other proper substance so that such sidewalk shall be safe for public travel.

(B) Snow or ice below six (6) inches shall be removed within twenty-four (24) hours, and six (6) inches or above shall be removed within thirty-six (36) hours of the cessation of such snow fall or freezing. (Snowfall as measured by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration at National Airport)

(C) Any person who violates subsection A and B may be assessed a civil penalty of fifty dollars ($50) for sidewalk less than two hundred linear feet in length; for sidewalk greater than two hundred linear feet in length, one hundred dollars ($100).

(D) Notwithstanding the assessment of a penalty under subsection C, we may remove any snow or ice which has not been removed pursuant to subsections A and B, and recover abatement costs against the property owner or other person or entity in charge of maintenance of the property, in addition to issuance of penalties under subsection C.

Task Master Wrote:
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> The snow event is winding down RIGHT NOW around
> the DMV. Get your lazy ass off of the couch and
> shovel your sidewalk. Certain areas in the DMV
> require sidewalks to be cleared within 6 hours
> after the snow event ends. The snow in Fairfax
> County is ending, so get busy. You should have
> your sidewalk cleared by 11pm tonight. I will be
> monitoring my neighborhood, and any violators will
> be turned in to the Fairfax County Public Works
> Management.
>
> Get it done for a safe DMV.


Get off your ass and shovel my walk

I got drunk during the snowstorm and passed out at about 2 pm. I was just outside shoveling my driveway and sidewalk (at 1 am) and a county cop rolled up and gave me shit, told me to stop because I was disturbing the neighbors. That is some bullshit, I should be allowed to clear my own driveway whenever the fuck I want to. I was trying to be nice by not using the snow blower.

Snow Removal Code Wrote:
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> § 27-24. Snow and ice removal
>
> The unabated accumulation of snow and ice on
> public property threatens the public health,
> safety and welfare of the community, and
> constitutes a public nuisance unless abated in
> accordance with the requirements of this Section.
>
> (A) It shall be the duty of the owner, occupant or
> other person or entity in charge of any occupied
> property which is adjacent to any public sidewalk
> to remove or cause to be removed snow or ice from
> the entire width of such sidewalk, including any
> adjacent curb-cut, up to a maximum width of
> thirty-six inches, and if the same cannot be
> wholly removed, shall apply thereon sand or other
> proper substance so that such sidewalk shall be
> safe for public travel.
>
> (B) Snow or ice below six (6) inches shall be
> removed within twenty-four (24) hours, and six (6)
> inches or above shall be removed within thirty-six
> (36) hours of the cessation of such snow fall or
> freezing. (Snowfall as measured by the National
> Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration at National
> Airport)
>
> (C) Any person who violates subsection A and B may
> be assessed a civil penalty of fifty dollars ($50)
> for sidewalk less than two hundred linear feet in
> length; for sidewalk greater than two hundred
> linear feet in length, one hundred dollars
> ($100).
>
> (D) Notwithstanding the assessment of a penalty
> under subsection C, we may remove any snow or ice
> which has not been removed pursuant to subsections
> A and B, and recover abatement costs against the
> property owner or other person or entity in charge
> of maintenance of the property, in addition to
> issuance of penalties under subsection C.

I was out about 6am this morning taking names and addresses of those who have failed to comply with the rules of my HOA(I am on the board) so that letters can be sent, and fines charged. Many of you need to get busy clearing your sidewalks.

Gulp down the last of the coffee, and get you ass in gear.

Final warning to all around the DMV.

Task Master Wrote:
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> Snow Removal Code Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > § 27-24. Snow and ice removal
> >
> > The unabated accumulation of snow and ice on
> > public property threatens the public health,
> > safety and welfare of the community, and
> > constitutes a public nuisance unless abated in
> > accordance with the requirements of this
> Section.
> >
> > (A) It shall be the duty of the owner, occupant
> or
> > other person or entity in charge of any
> occupied
> > property which is adjacent to any public
> sidewalk
> > to remove or cause to be removed snow or ice
> from
> > the entire width of such sidewalk, including
> any
> > adjacent curb-cut, up to a maximum width of
> > thirty-six inches, and if the same cannot be
> > wholly removed, shall apply thereon sand or
> other
> > proper substance so that such sidewalk shall be
> > safe for public travel.
> >
> > (B) Snow or ice below six (6) inches shall be
> > removed within twenty-four (24) hours, and six
> (6)
> > inches or above shall be removed within
> thirty-six
> > (36) hours of the cessation of such snow fall
> or
> > freezing. (Snowfall as measured by the National
> > Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration at
> National
> > Airport)
> >
> > (C) Any person who violates subsection A and B
> may
> > be assessed a civil penalty of fifty dollars
> ($50)
> > for sidewalk less than two hundred linear feet
> in
> > length; for sidewalk greater than two hundred
> > linear feet in length, one hundred dollars
> > ($100).
> >
> > (D) Notwithstanding the assessment of a penalty
> > under subsection C, we may remove any snow or
> ice
> > which has not been removed pursuant to
> subsections
> > A and B, and recover abatement costs against
> the
> > property owner or other person or entity in
> charge
> > of maintenance of the property, in addition to
> > issuance of penalties under subsection C.
>
> I was out about 6am this morning taking names and
> addresses of those who have failed to comply with
> the rules of my HOA(I am on the board) so that
> letters can be sent, and fines charged. Many of
> you need to get busy clearing your sidewalks.
>
> Gulp down the last of the coffee, and get you ass
> in gear.
>
> Final warning to all around the DMV.

Can you not tell time, you weird powerless control freak? Homeowners have at least 24 hours and many have 36 hours from when the snow stopped falling to shovel it, and it snowed until very late yesterday afternoon. But you're the one who's really shoveling the shit.

Snow Removal Code Wrote:
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> § 27-24. Snow and ice removal
>

You do realize that is the Arlington County Code, not the Fairfax County Code.

Shoveling your sidewalk is respect for the young school kids. The rest of you are jerks if you don't shovel. I do I had a quad bypass a few years ago.
Go ahead. COMMMENTS Welcom....

OP I will shovel when the fuck I want to shovel.

Fuck off.

BillSamps1 Wrote:
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> Shoveling your sidewalk is respect for the young
> school kids. The rest of you are jerks if you
> don't shovel. I do I had a quad bypass a few years
> ago.
> Go ahead. COMMMENTS Welcom....


Bill, I wish you were on my HOA. We are here off of Braddock Road out near Centreville.

People get busy clearing your sidewalks - Off thy asses!

OP, good message for all. I removed all the snow from my sidewalk and my neighbors'.

Get a life.

Hey, lazy ass white people; get off your ass and go out and get some exercise shoveling show. Quit acting like a bunch of lazy niggers!

Don't do today when you can do tomorrow- FDR


Seriously, let nature takes it's course. It's going to get up to 60F the next three days. Everything will melt. Everyone will be fine.

Fox News Wrote:
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> Don't do today when you can do tomorrow- FDR
>
>
> Seriously, let nature takes it's course. It's
> going to get up to 60F the next three days.
> Everything will melt. Everyone will be fine.


Where in the hell did you hear it's going to be 60 degrees the next three days?
I guess the 40's are close to 60
42 tomorrow, 47 Sunday, 50 Monday

Hey - why not shovel all your snow around and on top of your mailbox? Then call and complain to USPS that your mail isn't being delivered.

The best part is when you break your back shoveling six inches of heavy wet snow off the sidewalk, and then a snowplow comes along and pushes a 5 foot mountain of ice, slush, and snow back across the same length of sidewalk you just shoveled by hand.

I'll pay the $50.

Task Master Wrote:
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> BillSamps1 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Shoveling your sidewalk is respect for the
> young
> > school kids. The rest of you are jerks if you
> > don't shovel. I do I had a quad bypass a few
> years
> > ago.
> > Go ahead. COMMMENTS Welcom....
>
>
> Bill, I wish you were on my HOA. We are here off
> of Braddock Road out near Centreville.
>
> People get busy clearing your sidewalks - Off thy
> asses!

Glad I don't live in an HOA neighborhood. Fucking Nazis.

Just to clarify: I do not live in an HOA...I just shovel so people can walk their dogs on the sidewalks and kids can walk to school. Respect is all.
I don't care if you slam me or not.

As stated, I had a quad bypass a few years ago and still do it.

I just walked around my neighborhood and noticed a high correlation between unshoveled sidewalks and homes of the elderly. Faced with that fact, I could choose to either:

1) Accuse the elderly homeowners of being lazy, lying about the sidewalk having to be shoveled, and threatening them with monitoring and being reported to Fairfax County, or

2) Recognize that they may be unable to shovel, and help them out by shoveling for them.

I chose #2. It's part of being a good neighbor, and is a sign of a good neighborhood.

I feel sad for the OP, who is such as asshat that obviously chose #1. What a tool. I feel sad that he makes his neighborhood a worse place to live.

What? Wrote:
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> Fox News Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't do today when you can do tomorrow- FDR
> >
> >
> > Seriously, let nature takes it's course. It's
> > going to get up to 60F the next three days.
> > Everything will melt. Everyone will be fine.
>
>
> Where in the hell did you hear it's going to be 60
> degrees the next three days?
> I guess the 40's are close to 60
> 42 tomorrow, 47 Sunday, 50 Monday


You are wrong. 62f tomorrow. 67f Sunday. 70f Monday.

Help people out Wrote:
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> I just walked around my neighborhood and noticed a
> high correlation between unshoveled sidewalks and
> homes of the elderly. Faced with that fact, I
> could choose to either:
>
> 1) Accuse the elderly homeowners of being lazy,
> lying about the sidewalk having to be shoveled,
> and threatening them with monitoring and being
> reported to Fairfax County, or
>
> 2) Recognize that they may be unable to shovel,
> and help them out by shoveling for them.
>
> I chose #2. It's part of being a good neighbor,
> and is a sign of a good neighborhood.
>
> I feel sad for the OP, who is such as asshat that
> obviously chose #1. What a tool. I feel sad that
> he makes his neighborhood a worse place to live.


I found 32 violations in my neighborhood, and the names, addresses, and exact nature of the violation(s) have been forwarded to Fairfax County, and my HOA of which I am on the board.

We have no old people in this community, as these are new homes that few can afford because each is custom built. So everyone should either clear the walkway for their home, or hire a professional such as my company employs to do the manual labor.

Waiting for the snow to melt is NOT an option.

Task Master, I'm glad that I live in a neighborhood where civic pride and neighborliness lead to clean sidewalks, and a community spirit where neighbors help each other. I'm glad to be a part of this neighborhood.

I can't imagine your neighborhood, where clean sidewalks only come about because of law enforcement wannabes get their rocks off trying to make their neighbors lives miserable. Evidently your need to rule over others is satisfied well by your position on the Board; you seem very happy keeping notes of "violations". Your neighborhood seems to suit you well.

Have you considered the conflict of interest that arises because of your company? You report violators to the County, and at the same time offer to do the work necessary to clear the violation for a price. I suppose you also like having the Board position, where you can lead your neighbors to pay you money directly.

Task Master Wrote:


My task today is to deep throat a big black cock


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> Help people out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just walked around my neighborhood and noticed
> a
> > high correlation between unshoveled sidewalks
> and
> > homes of the elderly. Faced with that fact, I
> > could choose to either:
> >
> > 1) Accuse the elderly homeowners of being lazy,
> > lying about the sidewalk having to be shoveled,
> > and threatening them with monitoring and being
> > reported to Fairfax County, or
> >
> > 2) Recognize that they may be unable to shovel,
> > and help them out by shoveling for them.
> >
> > I chose #2. It's part of being a good neighbor,
> > and is a sign of a good neighborhood.
> >
> > I feel sad for the OP, who is such as asshat
> that
> > obviously chose #1. What a tool. I feel sad
> that
> > he makes his neighborhood a worse place to
> live.
>
>
> I found 32 violations in my neighborhood, and the
> names, addresses, and exact nature of the
> violation(s) have been forwarded to Fairfax
> County, and my HOA of which I am on the board.



Do you fantasize about building a time machine and going to Nazi Germany and working the death camps?


>
> We have no old people in this community, as these
> are new homes that few can afford because each is
> custom built. So everyone should either clear the
> walkway for their home, or hire a professional
> such as my company employs to do the manual labor.
>

Someone's gonna fuck with your house bitch. And you deserve it
>
> Waiting for the snow to melt is NOT an option.


It is an option you whiney bitch

I'd rather pay the $50 fine to piss off op.

I fantasize about sucking a big white cock while some nigger watches.

Neither the state nor the county clears snow and ice from public walkways (sidewalks and trails). While not legally obligated, residents and businesses are asked to help keep sidewalks safe. They should, as soon as feasible, clear snow off the sidewalks in front of their property so that all pedestrians, especially school children, those with disabilities and the elderly, may walk securely. Homeowner associations may require members of their communities to clear walkways abutting their property. Please contact your association or property manager for further information. Read more about snow removal responsibilities in Fairfax County.

http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/dpwes/navbar/faqs/snowremoval.htm

No official laws in place, but an HOA may impose rules. Would need to be in their bylaws though most likely. The head of the HOA can't just demand people remove snow out of personal preference.

Task Master Wrote:
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> Help people out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just walked around my neighborhood and noticed
> a
> > high correlation between unshoveled sidewalks
> and
> > homes of the elderly. Faced with that fact, I
> > could choose to either:
> >
> > 1) Accuse the elderly homeowners of being lazy,
> > lying about the sidewalk having to be shoveled,
> > and threatening them with monitoring and being
> > reported to Fairfax County, or
> >
> > 2) Recognize that they may be unable to shovel,
> > and help them out by shoveling for them.
> >
> > I chose #2. It's part of being a good neighbor,
> > and is a sign of a good neighborhood.
> >
> > I feel sad for the OP, who is such as asshat
> that
> > obviously chose #1. What a tool. I feel sad
> that
> > he makes his neighborhood a worse place to
> live.
>
>
> I found 32 violations in my neighborhood, and the
> names, addresses, and exact nature of the
> violation(s) have been forwarded to Fairfax
> County, and my HOA of which I am on the board.
>
> We have no old people in this community, as these
> are new homes that few can afford because each is
> custom built. So everyone should either clear the
> walkway for their home, or hire a professional
> such as my company employs to do the manual labor.
>
>
> Waiting for the snow to melt is NOT an option.

shaddup you miserable cunt.

Task Master is a shameless troll and liar. There is absolutely no law on the books that would let him call Fairfax County on people. He's just making stuff up.

gyto Wrote:
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> I fantasize about sucking a big white cock while
> some nigger watches.

Congressman Connolly, you've GOT TO STOP POSTING HERE!

Task Master Wrote:
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> Help people out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just walked around my neighborhood and noticed
> a
> > high correlation between unshoveled sidewalks
> and
> > homes of the elderly. Faced with that fact, I
> > could choose to either:
> >
> > 1) Accuse the elderly homeowners of being lazy,
> > lying about the sidewalk having to be shoveled,
> > and threatening them with monitoring and being
> > reported to Fairfax County, or
> >
> > 2) Recognize that they may be unable to shovel,
> > and help them out by shoveling for them.
> >
> > I chose #2. It's part of being a good neighbor,
> > and is a sign of a good neighborhood.
> >
> > I feel sad for the OP, who is such as asshat
> that
> > obviously chose #1. What a tool. I feel sad
> that
> > he makes his neighborhood a worse place to
> live.
>
>
> I found 32 violations in my neighborhood, and the
> names, addresses, and exact nature of the
> violation(s) have been forwarded to Fairfax
> County, and my HOA of which I am on the board.
>
> We have no old people in this community, as these
> are new homes that few can afford because each is
> custom built. So everyone should either clear the
> walkway for their home, or hire a professional
> such as my company employs to do the manual labor.
>
>
> Waiting for the snow to melt is NOT an option.

Good Lord, you sound like a tool. "We have no old people in this community...". News flash - old people buy custom high-end homes, too. Why don't you try to do something helpful - like compile and distribute a list of snow shovelers or neighborhood kids who can be called by people who can't or don't want to shovel? You clearly have too much time on your hands.

45 degrees out, nature is doing the work for me.

There is no law to clear sidewalks in Fairfax, so the OP can go fuck himself.

Thank god it doesn't snow in Mexico, so those taco niggers can come up here and shovel ours.

I'm coming over to take a dump in your driveway....A 3 ringer.