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Wife in Prison
Posted by:
Orange is the New Black
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Date: March 05, 2015 09:53AM
My wife is in jail. She may be in there for 2+ years between Arlington and Fairfax.
Has anyone else had this experience? If so, how did it turn out, or what was it like?
Has anyone else had this experience? If so, how did it turn out, or what was it like?
Re: Wife in Prison
Posted by:
Simple Truth
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Date: March 05, 2015 10:00AM
Your wife will become a lesbian and you will hopefully start dating. Prostitutes aren't the answer.
Re: Wife in Prison
Posted by:
Shell Answer Man
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Date: March 05, 2015 10:23AM
She will have a "Girlfriend" within a week of being locked up.
If she has been in for that time it is too late - Someone has gotten to her already.
Sorry Dude -
If she has been in for that time it is too late - Someone has gotten to her already.
Sorry Dude -
Re: Wife in Prison
Posted by:
lesbos are cool (sometimes)
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Date: March 05, 2015 11:27AM
That might be good, she may start bringing girls home for you both after she gets out.
Re: Wife in Prison
Posted by:
Bpositive+LOVE
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Date: March 05, 2015 11:32AM
Go visit her when schedule allows. Write her letters, and ask her to write back, s.w.a.k.(sealed with a kiss) B prepared for a large phone bill and let her call you once a week. You don't have to give up. In time, You'll likely know if she gave up. Everybody makes mistakes and hopefully she learned from whatever that mistake was. Best of luck to you&yers.
Re: Wife in Prison
Posted by:
you have a phone
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Date: March 05, 2015 11:59AM
Orange is the New Black Wrote:
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> My wife is in jail. She may be in there for 2+
> years between Arlington and Fairfax.
> Has anyone else had this experience? If so, how
> did it turn out, or what was it like?
Shouldn't have used an attorney who takes coupons.
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> My wife is in jail. She may be in there for 2+
> years between Arlington and Fairfax.
> Has anyone else had this experience? If so, how
> did it turn out, or what was it like?
Shouldn't have used an attorney who takes coupons.
Re: Wife in Prison
Posted by:
WingNut
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Date: March 05, 2015 12:03PM
you have a phone Wrote:
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> Orange is the New Black Wrote:
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> > My wife is in jail. She may be in there for 2+
> > years between Arlington and Fairfax.
> > Has anyone else had this experience? If so, how
> > did it turn out, or what was it like?
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> Shouldn't have used an attorney who takes coupons.
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> > My wife is in jail. She may be in there for 2+
> > years between Arlington and Fairfax.
> > Has anyone else had this experience? If so, how
> > did it turn out, or what was it like?
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> Shouldn't have used an attorney who takes coupons.
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Re: Wife in Prison
Posted by:
DjwdX
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Date: March 05, 2015 03:18PM
so is she accepting carnal visits ?
or is she divorcing you because she's found a girlfriend who's sexier ?
or is she divorcing you because she's found a girlfriend who's sexier ?
Re: Wife in Prison
Posted by:
Nj4dx
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Date: March 05, 2015 03:18PM
^^ they already said that !!
Re: Wife in Prison
Posted by:
Morris Jones
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Date: March 06, 2015 10:19AM
What was she convicted of? Embezzlement? Check kiting? Multiple DWIs?
Re: Wife in Prison
Posted by:
continued..
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Date: March 06, 2015 10:26AM
Bestiality? Crimes Against Nature? Sex With Underage Minors? Conspiracy to Commit Terrorism or Membership in a Terrorist Group? Manslaughter? Failure to Purchase Insurance?
Re: Wife in Prison
Posted by:
Karen
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Date: February 14, 2019 06:51AM
You need to forget her. I know your story. It sounds like me. I got 6 months. I wasn't in 3 hours til I was bought and spend my time being a bitch to my new girlfriend she pimped me out for favors. I was forced to be used as they wanted. When I was released I was again sold to an outside woman as my new girlfriend.so she will never be yours again
Re: Wife in Prison
Posted by:
Now's your chance to experiment
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Date: February 14, 2019 11:07AM
If you can host, you can get on CL and get all of the free head you can handle!
Of course, it's going to be ALL guys that will want to give it to you, but, hey
IT'S FREE HEAD!
Of course, it's going to be ALL guys that will want to give it to you, but, hey
IT'S FREE HEAD!
Re: Wife in Prison
Posted by:
Asker of questions
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Date: February 15, 2019 10:34PM
Karen Wrote:
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> You need to forget her. I know your story. It
> sounds like me. I got 6 months. I wasn't in 3
> hours til I was bought and spend my time being a
> bitch to my new girlfriend she pimped me out for
> favors. I was forced to be used as they wanted.
> When I was released I was again sold to an outside
> woman as my new girlfriend.so she will never be
> yours again
Y did U go 2 the broad you got sold 2 on the outside? If U were in the slammer in VA, u take ur gate money, go 2 way the hell out in MoCo & get a menial job for 3 mos. Rent a room cheap somewhere, ride the bus 2 work, save Ur money & move 2 Arizona & start a new life. U can hide out way the hell out in MoCo for 3 mos before the outside dykey-wikey manages 2 find U. By the time she does find U, Ur long gone 2 Arizona. Just don't tell whoever rents U the room in MoCo that's where Ur going. Tell them Ur going 2 Maine, or something, so the nasty dykey-wikey looks in the wrong place.
Usually, U can find some lonely guy who'll let U stay in his house for sex on request & he'll usually even drive U 2 work and let you eat what U can find in his fridge.
I was b-tween GFs once & ran into a broad like that. She was OK looking for 37. I just let her sleep in my bed, she did whatever I wanted sexually & even cooked a little & cleaned. Her menial job was on the way 2 my good job, & the hours worked, so I drove her 2 her job. She had 2 ride the bus back & walk half a mile, but, if she worked weekends, if I wasn't drunk, I'd take her & pick her up.
She stayed 4 mos then 1 day announced she was leaving 4 Texas the next day & could I drive her to the airport? I did. It was OK while it lasted.
About 2 mos later, this nasty looking diesel dyke was sitting in a car in front of my house. It was some kind of Japanese death trap with VA tags, I 4get what kind. Anyhow, I'm trying 2 pull in the garage & she comes up 2 me & wants 2 talk 2 this broad & someone told her she lived w/me. I told her I hadn't seen the broad in 2 mos, so I didn't know where she was. She wanted to come in & search the house & I told her if she tried it, I'd shove the whole house up her nasty, smelly dyke ass sideways. She got in her Japanese death trap & left. I called here a nasty cunt & told her if she came back I was calling the popo,
I haven't seen her since, which is too soon 4 me. That was one FUGLY, smelly, nasty, disgusting, trailer trash diesel dyke.
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> You need to forget her. I know your story. It
> sounds like me. I got 6 months. I wasn't in 3
> hours til I was bought and spend my time being a
> bitch to my new girlfriend she pimped me out for
> favors. I was forced to be used as they wanted.
> When I was released I was again sold to an outside
> woman as my new girlfriend.so she will never be
> yours again
Y did U go 2 the broad you got sold 2 on the outside? If U were in the slammer in VA, u take ur gate money, go 2 way the hell out in MoCo & get a menial job for 3 mos. Rent a room cheap somewhere, ride the bus 2 work, save Ur money & move 2 Arizona & start a new life. U can hide out way the hell out in MoCo for 3 mos before the outside dykey-wikey manages 2 find U. By the time she does find U, Ur long gone 2 Arizona. Just don't tell whoever rents U the room in MoCo that's where Ur going. Tell them Ur going 2 Maine, or something, so the nasty dykey-wikey looks in the wrong place.
Usually, U can find some lonely guy who'll let U stay in his house for sex on request & he'll usually even drive U 2 work and let you eat what U can find in his fridge.
I was b-tween GFs once & ran into a broad like that. She was OK looking for 37. I just let her sleep in my bed, she did whatever I wanted sexually & even cooked a little & cleaned. Her menial job was on the way 2 my good job, & the hours worked, so I drove her 2 her job. She had 2 ride the bus back & walk half a mile, but, if she worked weekends, if I wasn't drunk, I'd take her & pick her up.
She stayed 4 mos then 1 day announced she was leaving 4 Texas the next day & could I drive her to the airport? I did. It was OK while it lasted.
About 2 mos later, this nasty looking diesel dyke was sitting in a car in front of my house. It was some kind of Japanese death trap with VA tags, I 4get what kind. Anyhow, I'm trying 2 pull in the garage & she comes up 2 me & wants 2 talk 2 this broad & someone told her she lived w/me. I told her I hadn't seen the broad in 2 mos, so I didn't know where she was. She wanted to come in & search the house & I told her if she tried it, I'd shove the whole house up her nasty, smelly dyke ass sideways. She got in her Japanese death trap & left. I called here a nasty cunt & told her if she came back I was calling the popo,
I haven't seen her since, which is too soon 4 me. That was one FUGLY, smelly, nasty, disgusting, trailer trash diesel dyke.