Re: Not To Be Read By Anyone Under 18 Years Old
Posted by:
Bud Hoal...
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Date: March 05, 2015 06:35AM
Hey kids! Did you know that the weather closing decisions made by the Fairfax County School Board (as prompted by your doting, hapless parents) has resulted in an extension of your school year to July 3rd? BWAH HA HA HA HA! So, while kids in more mature and realistic parts of the country will be enjoying a timely, well-deserved summer vacation, you'll still be studying for your trig final!
And another thing...the extended time costs the county more money. That will get passed onto your parents in the form of taxes. As a result, they won't be able to shower you with the latest electronic gadgets on your birthday or Christmas or whenever you whine for them. If you were going to school regularly, you might understand this general economic principal as Getting Fucked Over.
But not to worry. It's a good lesson to get you ready for life. Pay now, or pay later.
Now, go enjoy the day by snorting bath salts and masturbating.