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Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: The man ()
Date: March 02, 2015 10:38PM

i know, I know. You saw the header and you are thinking " It doesn't matter WHY he is better than me, he just is".
But, people who are born with my intellect can't help but question things. So, while it's obvious that I am better than you, I can't help but contemplate the reasons behind my blinding superiority.
At first, I thought it was just genetics, and that is a part of it. However, to ascribe my advantages over you just to sperm and egg drollness is to discredit my work ethic, which makes yours look like shit pancakes covered in piss syrup.
Today, before you were awake, I read "Crime and Punishment". For me it was a banal action accomplished in thirty minutes and catalyzed by ennui. For you, it would be the crowning accomplishment of your miserable, hull dwelling life. After that , I dug in my back yard until I unearthed a paleolithic skeleton. I had no idea it was there, but I do know that I am me. So, I found it, and shortly thereafter, I struck oil!
You, on the other hand probably sat on your shitty couch, engulfed in the odor of your own flatulence, and read Archie comics from 1968. I ate an egg white omlelet with bell peppers so that I was ready for my workout while you ate some sort of processed cereal drowning in rancid milk out of a bowl with Woody Woodpecker on it. you then masturbated to images of Betty.
I am tired of writing. If you want me to tell you more, let me know

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: like shits in the night ()
Date: March 02, 2015 10:45PM

^^^^^

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: The man ()
Date: March 02, 2015 10:55PM

An asshole? Perhaps! you know, if you think about it, an asshole is probably the most useful part of the anatomy throughout life. I suppose some could argue that the mouth is more useful from start to finish but, unless the person is your mom, the mouth doesn't do much for the first year.
You , on the other hand, are the shit that I expel, which is why I am better than you

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Date: March 02, 2015 10:55PM

This sounds like a stolen quote being used for advertisement of a scientology-sequel scam-cult

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: The Man ()
Date: March 02, 2015 11:00PM

Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit Wrote:
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> This sounds like a stolen quote being used for
> advertisement of a scientology-sequel scam-cult


To what does "This" refer you wastoid? Your careless use of an indefinite pronoun illustrates why you are destined to milk cows for a living. Therefore, I am better than you

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: reaaalllllyyyyy ()
Date: March 02, 2015 11:07PM

You really read Crime and Punishment in 30 minutes?

Have you never read it before?

Did you read it in such a fashion that you could comprehend it, or were you just skimming over the words?

If you really did read it in 30 minutes in a way that you could comprehend it, I am impressed.

But, that still might not make you better than me.

Who knows.

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Date: March 02, 2015 11:12PM

The Man Wrote:
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> Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This sounds like a stolen quote being used for
> > advertisement of a scientology-sequel scam-cult
>
>
> To what does "This" refer you wastoid? Your
> careless use of an indefinite pronoun illustrates
> why you are destined to milk cows for a living.
> Therefore, I am better than you

Yikes

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: The Man ()
Date: March 02, 2015 11:12PM

reaaalllllyyyyy Wrote:
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> You really read Crime and Punishment in 30
> minutes?
>
> Have you never read it before?
>
> Did you read it in such a fashion that you could
> comprehend it, or were you just skimming over the
> words?
>
> If you really did read it in 30 minutes in a way
> that you could comprehend it, I am impressed.
>
> But, that still might not make you better than
> me.
>
> Who knows.


Oh it doesn't make me better than you! Mother Nature took care of THAT when she gave you that disgraceful visage that makes fat broads anorexic. You should go stare at ISIS members and make them divulge secrets until the Feds cover your puss with a gnarly potato sack to avoid cruel and unusual punishment allegations.

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: ahem ()
Date: March 02, 2015 11:13PM

If a man gets tired of writing, he cannot e better than me.

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: Dick Gonnabe ()
Date: March 02, 2015 11:16PM

7f9b79a31f940299f393018b25775dbf76152307

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: The Man ()
Date: March 02, 2015 11:19PM

ahem Wrote:
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> If a man gets tired of writing, he cannot e better
> than me.


Oh, I can be better than "e". In fact, "e" is just the pill I give your mom before I ram my whang so far up her rectum that when I spooge it shoots out her mouth- THAT is why I am better than YOU. By the way, "than" is a conjunction which would make the proper pronoun to follow it "I".

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: Man of the Manor ()
Date: March 02, 2015 11:21PM

The Man Wrote:
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> Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> Therefore, I am better than you



But you live in a townhouse.Peon.

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: 1847637542 ()
Date: March 02, 2015 11:23PM

Is OP on crack or something?

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: yes ()
Date: March 02, 2015 11:26PM

1847637542 Wrote:
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> Is OP on crack or something?


ass crack

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Date: March 02, 2015 11:26PM

1847637542 Wrote:
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> Is OP on crack or something?


A Molly-based cocktail or he just lost his virginity

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: The Man ()
Date: March 02, 2015 11:29PM

Man of the Manor Wrote:
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> The Man Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > Therefore, I am better than you
>
>
>
> But you live in a townhouse.Peon.


Oh? Do I ? Let me explain something to you, I made 550,000 thousand dollars last quarter. Mooks like you would say , "It's not about money ", to which I say "Well, it's a little bit about the money, and that is how much money I made last year". I just got back from a fishing trip with Mark Cuban in which we were catching Bonita. Are Bonita big? Well, they are what is considered a game fish, so, yeah, they are pretty big. Later tonight , I am going to perform a vigorous pork sword examination into every orifice that a 19 year old mid west beauty queen has, because she is ignorant enough to believe that I am interested in helping her with her "...singing career". She'll be singing all right, the blues, after I kick her ass out of my Great Falls mansion the second after I have jizzed into her gaper. THAT's why I am better than you

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: The man ()
Date: March 02, 2015 11:33PM

Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit Wrote:
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> 1847637542 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Is OP on crack or something?
>
>
> A Molly-based cocktail or he just lost his
> virginity


Sigh... no, I am not on crack. I am just better than you.

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Date: March 02, 2015 11:38PM

Pictures of you and Mark Cuban?

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: ahem ()
Date: March 02, 2015 11:39PM

The Man Wrote:
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> By the way, "than" is a conjunction which would make
> the proper pronoun to follow it "I".

Really? All evidence points to you being the one I am better than.

Tell me, Mr. Man, what is "than" joining in the previous sentence? You can dangle a preposition, but you can't dangle a conjunction.

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: Barrister Bron Vandelhoven Hardt ()
Date: March 02, 2015 11:40PM

Dear Sir

I have it on good authority that you are not better than me.

-Bron-Vhizzle

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: BS detector ()
Date: March 02, 2015 11:58PM

I have proof that op is full of crap. Anyone who makes $500,550 dollars a quarter, wouldn't waste his time posting on this pos site!

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: Black Betty ()
Date: March 02, 2015 11:59PM

What is the "it" that they are ramming and where are they ramming it?

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: you win ()
Date: March 03, 2015 12:11AM

The Man Wrote:
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>
> Oh? Do I ? Let me explain something to you, I made
> a bunch of bullshit...


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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: the man ()
Date: March 03, 2015 05:03AM

ahem Wrote:
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> The Man Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > By the way, "than" is a conjunction which would
> make
> > the proper pronoun to follow it "I".
>
> Really? All evidence points to you being the one
> I am better than.
>
> Tell me, Mr. Man, what is "than" joining in the
> previous sentence? You can dangle a preposition,
> but you can't dangle a conjunction.


"Than" isn't a prep dishing. It is a conjunction joining the two independent clauses. Therefore the proper pronoun would be "I" as in in "She is taller than I am".

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: ahem ()
Date: March 03, 2015 08:45AM

the man Wrote:
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> ahem Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The Man Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > By the way, "than" is a conjunction which
> would
> > make
> > > the proper pronoun to follow it "I".
> >
> > Really? All evidence points to you being the
> one
> > I am better than.
> >
> > Tell me, Mr. Man, what is "than" joining in the
> > previous sentence? You can dangle a
> preposition,
> > but you can't dangle a conjunction.
>
>
> "Than" isn't a prep dishing. It is a conjunction
> joining the two independent clauses. Therefore the
> proper pronoun would be "I" as in in "She is
> taller than I am".


It is both and has been accepted as both for quite some time.

"A man no mightier than thyself or me..."

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: It's True ()
Date: March 03, 2015 09:46AM

The man Wrote:
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> i know, I know. You saw the header and you are
> thinking " It doesn't matter WHY he is better than
> me, he just is".
> But, people who are born with my intellect can't
> help but question things. So, while it's obvious
> that I am better than you, I can't help but
> contemplate the reasons behind my blinding
> superiority.
> At first, I thought it was just genetics, and that
> is a part of it. However, to ascribe my advantages
> over you just to sperm and egg drollness is to
> discredit my work ethic, which makes yours look
> like shit pancakes covered in piss syrup.
> Today, before you were awake, I read "Crime and
> Punishment". For me it was a banal action
> accomplished in thirty minutes and catalyzed by
> ennui. For you, it would be the crowning
> accomplishment of your miserable, hull dwelling
> life. After that , I dug in my back yard until I
> unearthed a paleolithic skeleton. I had no idea it
> was there, but I do know that I am me. So, I found
> it, and shortly thereafter, I struck oil!
> You, on the other hand probably sat on your shitty
> couch, engulfed in the odor of your own
> flatulence, and read Archie comics from 1968. I
> ate an egg white omlelet with bell peppers so that
> I was ready for my workout while you ate some sort
> of processed cereal drowning in rancid milk out of
> a bowl with Woody Woodpecker on it. you then
> masturbated to images of Betty.
> I am tired of writing. If you want me to tell you
> more, let me know


too long; didn't read
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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: The Man ()
Date: March 03, 2015 11:16AM

ahem Wrote:
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> the man Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ahem Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The Man Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > By the way, "than" is a conjunction which
> > would
> > > make
> > > > the proper pronoun to follow it "I".
> > >
> > > Really? All evidence points to you being the
> > one
> > > I am better than.
> > >
> > > Tell me, Mr. Man, what is "than" joining in
> the
> > > previous sentence? You can dangle a
> > preposition,
> > > but you can't dangle a conjunction.
> >
> >
> > "Than" isn't a prep dishing. It is a
> conjunction
> > joining the two independent clauses. Therefore
> the
> > proper pronoun would be "I" as in in "She is
> > taller than I am".
>
>
> It is both and has been accepted as both for quite
> some time.
>
> "A man no mightier than thyself or me..."


Wrong dumbass. Quit humiliating yourself. Smart people never accept it. You and your retarded brethren might though

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: March 03, 2015 11:23AM

The Man Wrote:
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> Man of the Manor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The Man Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > >
> > > Therefore, I am better than you
> >
> >
> >
> > But you live in a townhouse.Peon.
>
>
> Oh? Do I ? Let me explain something to you, I made
> 550,000 thousand dollars last quarter. Mooks like
> you would say , "It's not about money ", to which
> I say "Well, it's a little bit about the money,
> and that is how much money I made last year". I
> just got back from a fishing trip with Mark Cuban
> in which we were catching Bonita. Are Bonita big?
> Well, they are what is considered a game fish, so,
> yeah, they are pretty big. Later tonight , I am
> going to perform a vigorous pork sword examination
> into every orifice that a 19 year old mid west
> beauty queen has, because she is ignorant enough
> to believe that I am interested in helping her
> with her "...singing career". She'll be singing
> all right, the blues, after I kick her ass out of
> my Great Falls mansion the second after I have
> jizzed into her gaper. THAT's why I am better than
> you


You made that much money sucking cock? Impressive.

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Re: Why Am I better than you?
Posted by: ahem ()
Date: March 03, 2015 11:24AM

The Man Wrote:
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> ahem Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > the man Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ahem Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > The Man Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > By the way, "than" is a conjunction which
> > > would
> > > > make
> > > > > the proper pronoun to follow it "I".
> > > >
> > > > Really? All evidence points to you being
> the
> > > one
> > > > I am better than.
> > > >
> > > > Tell me, Mr. Man, what is "than" joining in
> > the
> > > > previous sentence? You can dangle a
> > > preposition,
> > > > but you can't dangle a conjunction.
> > >
> > >
> > > "Than" isn't a prep dishing. It is a
> > conjunction
> > > joining the two independent clauses.
> Therefore
> > the
> > > proper pronoun would be "I" as in in "She is
> > > taller than I am".
> >
> >
> > It is both and has been accepted as both for
> quite
> > some time.
> >
> > "A man no mightier than thyself or me..."
>
>
> Wrong dumbass. Quit humiliating yourself. Smart
> people never accept it. You and your retarded
> brethren might though


Big surprise you missed the literary reference. For someone who claims to have breezed through Crime and Punishment, you aren't very well versed in literary works covered in most high schools.

I can go on humiliating you all day if you like.

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